Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[ibobunot]

Well... no need to get cross...

[Brendo]

MidLife is looking to buy a house in BigJohns village.

[bendecaster]

Brendo has been known to wax his shalalee(shillelagh) in public!

[markothefish]

BENDCASTER and I hung out together when I went to Portland on holiday ...

[bendecaster]

or was it markothefish?

[Dirty Steve]

Bendecaster was the third dandy from the right in Adam & the Ants video for Prince Charming.

[eddiewagner]

dirty steve is totally clean.

[octatonic]

Eddie Wagner was a member an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Vietnam War.
He was searching for his friend, and soon learn that he has died from cancer due to Agent Orange exposure.

He was soon spotted by the town's sheriff, Will Teasle who quickly drove him out of town.
He headed back into town immediately, to Teasle's dismay, who arrested him.
He was generally non-compliant with the officers at the station, and was beaten and harassed by a man named Art Galt which caused him to have flashbacks of his experiences during the Vietnam war- this caused him to snap.

He fought his way out of the station, stole a motorcycle, and was pursued off-road into the nearby mountains.
The deputies were eventually forced to search for him on foot, and he climbed down onto a steep cliff to elude capture.
Galt, who had spotted him from a helicopter, attempted to shoot him.
He dropped into a mass of trees, and cornered, threw a rock at the helicopter.
The helicopter pitched and Galt, the passenger, fell to his death.
Teasle, who did not see Galt's attempt to kill him, vowed to avenge his friend's death.

Teasle lead his deputies into the woods in an attempt to capture him.
The deputies were inexperienced and bickered particularly after learning over the radio about his combat experience and status as a war hero.

Eddie quickly disabled the small, disorganised team using guerrilla tactics and booby traps, severely wounding- but not killing- the deputies.
In the chaos, he isolated and confronted Teasle with a knife to the throat.
Teasle refused to give in.

Eddie was eventually cornered in a mine entrance.
The inexperienced guardsmen fire a rocket launcher at him, collapsing the mine, and assumed he was am dead.
He escaped into the tunnels of the mine with an improvised torch, and fought off rats.
He eventually found an exit, near a main road and hijacked a passing Army truck and returned to town, crashing it into a gas station, which effectively blocked the highway to anyone in pursuit.

Now armed with a machine gun, he effortlessly destroyed a surplus store and a sporting goods shop before making his way to the police station, where Teasle waited on the roof.
He, now surrounded by the police, raged about the horrors of war, and the difficulties he faced adapting to civilian life.
He wept as he recounted a particularly gruesome story about witnessing a friend's death.
He then turned himself in and was arrested.

I'd like to say this was an isolated event but actually he went on to display similar behaviour on 3 more occasions.

[Big John]

octatonic invented and built the Trabant Transformer ............

[Starting 2 Old]

Lerb21 has a bruise on his ribs where the bravest girl in school actually touched him with a ten foot pole.

[Tidepoolbay]

Homerzeppelin is a no good low life satan worshiping low life underneath our boots!
Amen!
And he kicks his dog.

[jkingma]

Tidepoolbay doesn't really own a Tele... he just hangs out here because the rest of us are so cool.

[yegbert]

jkingma has a patent pending on a special formulation of sawdust and has registered trademarks for seven distinct shapes of kindling.

[Telenator]

Yogurt changed his name to Yegbert when the business went sour. Said it just wasn't part of his culture.

[xjazzy]

Paul McCartney's "Uncle Albert" song is dedicated to yegbert who's real name is Albert.

Telenator's dog is made of porcelain.

[tele salivas]

xjazzy always buys extra condoms on his sister's birthday, a portuguese national holiday

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Tele Salivas is actually a small star composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. Because his mass is comparable to that of the Sun and his volume is comparable to that of the Earth, he is very dense. His faint luminosity comes from the emission of stored heat. The unusual faintness of Tele Salivas was first recognized in 1910 by Henry Norris Russell, Edward Charles Pickering and Williamina Fleming. Tele Salivas is thought to be the final evolutionary state of all players whose mass is not too high. Tele Salivas no longer undergoes fusion reactions, so he has no source of energy, nor is he supported against gravitational collapse by the heat generated by fusion. He is supported only by electron degeneracy pressure, causing him to be extremely dense. The physics of degeneracy yields a maximum mass for a nonrotating Tele Salivas, the Chandrasekhar limit—approximately 1.4 solar masses—beyond which he cannot be supported by degeneracy pressure. Over a very long time, Tele Salivas will cool to temperatures at which he will no longer be visible, and become a cold black dwarf.

[JPark]

Hoodie McFoodie copy and pasted that from Wikipedia

[TelZilla]

Originally Posted by HoodieMcFoodie

Xjazzy is actually a small star composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. Because his mass is comparable to that of the Sun and his volume is comparable to that of the Earth, he is very dense. His faint luminosity comes from the emission of stored heat. The unusual faintness of xjazzy was first recognized in 1910 by Henry Norris Russell, Edward Charles Pickering and Williamina Fleming. Xjazzy is thought to be the final evolutionary state of all players whose mass is not too high. Xjazzy no longer undergoes fusion reactions, so he has no source of energy, nor is he supported against gravitational collapse by the heat generated by fusion. He is supported only by electron degeneracy pressure, causing him to be extremely dense. The physics of degeneracy yields a maximum mass for a nonrotating xjazzy, the Chandrasekhar limit—approximately 1.4 solar masses—beyond which he cannot be supported by degeneracy pressure. Over a very long time, xjazzy will cool to temperatures at which he will no longer be visible, and become a cold black dwarf.

Hoodie has gills, and is capable of asexual reproduction. He also sucks at guitar (may or may not be a lie).

[HoodieMcFoodie]

You're supposed to tell a lie... Try again.
Oh and you wear army boots.

[tele salivas]

HoodieMcfoodie has a thing for 'cold black dwarves', "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

[PixelMover]

tele salivas is only here for the women.

[JPark]

PixelMover's avatar is an actual picture of him. He is one of those Easter Island head statues that was zapped by some gamma radiation and came to life. He then swam to America, and lives his life working in advertisement.

[e-merlin]

JPark used to be in an early incarnation of Judas Priest. He wrote the song, "Breaking the Law" but it was originally a song about his teenage angst aimed at his father for his having to do yardwork. The original title of the song was "Raking the Lawn."

Nowadays, he often dresses up in his old Shakey's Pizza uniform and plays banjo...

That took so long to type that two people posted ahead of me. So, I changed the name to reflect that.

[Sterling Indigo]

e-merlin makes a living nerf herding motherless goats.

[xjazzy]

Favorite Sterling's colour is red.

[Flashback]

gave my dog AIDs.

*******!

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Flashback will show you proven blueprints for raising happy, confident kids,
bringing up resilient teenagers and building strong families.

[Flashback]

Has a weird fetish for Kangaroos watching him shave his legs.

[winny pooh]

Flashback: I Am your Father.

Thats why I abandoned you!

[Flashback]

took my grandmother on a date and never called her back afterwards.

[mrmorrison]

Homerzeppelin is secretly plotting to take over the world.

[Flashback]

mrmorrison is an avid wolfbagger.



(please dont take that seriously)

[JPark]

Flashback got his name from riding the rollercoaster of the same name so many times he actually forgot his real name.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

JPark is the Star Wars Kid

[Flashback]

JPark is Burt Reynolds hair piece beautician.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Flashback was Kaiser Bill's batman.

[musicalmartin]

HoodieMcfoodie was once bribed by Gibson to set light to a telecaster on stage ,while inflating a blow up sheep ,supplied by MandyMarie and designed by BigJohn.

[xjazzy]

musicalmartin is a car seller in disguise.

[redstringuitar]

musicalmartin isn't.