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octatonic · July 5th, 2009, 05:14 PM

redstringguitar counts the number of feet on every person he meets.
Two is the usual number.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 05:18 PM

redstringuitar ordered a Tele, a Gretsch and a BC Rich off ebay. He received a Jackson instead of the BC . So he negatively feedbacked: "I TELE YA, I GRETSCH YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SON, WHERE'S MY BICH!?"

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 05:31 PM

octatonic measures all the people he meets with his hands, they're all called horse, as far as he's concerned.

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 05:34 PM

Derek S sold all the seats in his car on fleabay, now he has to borrow a chair out of the kitchen so he can drive to work.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 05:47 PM

redstringuitar was very successful in the music business. When he received a platinum record he was so ecstatic he had it bronzed....

Fendrcaster · July 5th, 2009, 06:03 PM

Derek S eats live scorpions with a dash of hot sauce and drinks anti-venom as a chaser.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:10 PM

Fendrcaster had a mud flap installed under his nose.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 06:10 PM

Derek S is so stupid he insulted himself in a thread, but didn't get the insult.

When someone pointed the insult out to him, he punched himself in the face.....

Fendrcaster got in his car, locked it and realized he didn't have the keys. He called a friend on his cellphone to get them. It took an hour and it was 105 degrees outside, luckily for him the windows were open....

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:13 PM

Derek_S runs through airport security just so he can get frisked

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 06:14 PM

Derek S normally wears glasses, but he's so tight-fisted that he takes them off when he's not looking at anything.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:18 PM

redstringuitar had a blind spot...not anymore, he got it glasses

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 06:21 PM

pchilson isn't afraid to play a solo gig at his local tavern. After he played there the first time word went around and only he is showing up. Even the bartenders are taking the night off....

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:27 PM

Derek_S has a fruit stand down by the waterfront...after a while he goes down and joins him...

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 06:36 PM

pchilson was trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger. His wife walked in and said, "Honey, please put the Frosted Flakes back in the box...."

TeleBrew · July 5th, 2009, 06:37 PM

pchilson works for a multinational fruit vending conglomerate that just put Derek S's fruit stand out of business. Then it built condos on the river. Most of the furnishing were made by IKEA from recycled fruit baskets.

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 06:41 PM

TeleBrew is now part of the fifth floor.

TeleBrew · July 5th, 2009, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redstringuitar

TeleBrew is now part of the fifth floor.

redstringuitar works in the lobby as a concierge. He also makes his own suspenders out of red guitar strings.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 06:47 PM

Telebrew is "that" harmonica player we are always hearing about.....

TeleBrew · July 5th, 2009, 06:52 PM

Derek S has been suffering from harmonica induced seizures since the age of 7 and 1/4.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:52 PM

Toy guns are required by law to have an orange tip.

Derek_S's guitars are required by law to have an orange headstock...

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pchilson

Toy guns are required by law to have an orange tip.

Derek_S's guitars are required by law to have an orange headstock...

...as is the wearing of a hat with the letter "D" stencilled on.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 06:58 PM

redstringuitar has redstrings and a brown note...

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 07:03 PM

pchilson plays without strings, he bangs on the pickups with a spanner to the nervous applause and words of encouragement from his audience...all 3 of them wearing white coats.

TeleBrew · July 5th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Musicologists generally give pchilson credit for inventing (albeit accidentally) the puce note.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:06 PM

redstringuitar has a bicycle built for two that he has never had occasion to ride...

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:08 PM

TeleBrew has never been out of bed.

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 07:08 PM

pchilson is sitting in front of the computer in his underwear right now

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:10 PM

homerzeppelin has one finger that is longer than his other one.

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM

pchilson's right foot is webbed. All other appendages are a-ok.

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM

homerzeppelin is confusing lies with wishful-thinking.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM

redstringuitar has one lazy eye. Thats ok, but its weird cause its much larger than the other two.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM

pchilson has started practicing naked in an effort to learn world music because he heard a lot of those musicians are "playin' oud"....

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:18 PM

Derek_S had a nervous tic but he had it removed

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 07:18 PM

pchilson can't play soccer because every time he heads the ball, his eyes pop out on springs.

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 07:24 PM

redstringuitar had the mods remove a thread in which he was the OP and the only replier. He emailed Tim Armstrong and said: "I don't know what I'm talking about and neither does redstringuitar. "

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:26 PM

Derek_S had a hormone imbalance... till they sent another one 'round...

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 07:31 PM

When asked what the difference is between a vitamin and a hormone, pchilson replied "you can't make a vitamin."

D.K. Buchanon · July 5th, 2009, 07:34 PM

redstring does a spot on Debbie Gibson impersonation

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 07:37 PM

D.K._Buchanon was arrested for "weeding" his garden.

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 07:39 PM

D.K. Buchanon wears pantaloons and rides a donkey with an armchair on it's back.

July 5th, 2009, 05:14 PM	#961 (permalink)
octatonic Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2007 Location: An Australian in London. Age: 37 Posts: 2,734	redstringguitar counts the number of feet on every person he meets. Two is the usual number. __________________ "A jazz musician is a juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges." Benny Green

July 5th, 2009, 05:18 PM	#962 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	redstringuitar ordered a Tele, a Gretsch and a BC Rich off ebay. He received a Jackson instead of the BC . So he negatively feedbacked: "I TELE YA, I GRETSCH YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SON, WHERE'S MY BICH!?" Last edited by Derek S; July 5th, 2009 at 05:59 PM.

July 5th, 2009, 05:31 PM	#963 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	octatonic measures all the people he meets with his hands, they're all called horse, as far as he's concerned. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 05:34 PM	#964 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	Derek S sold all the seats in his car on fleabay, now he has to borrow a chair out of the kitchen so he can drive to work. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 06:03 PM	#966 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	Derek S eats live scorpions with a dash of hot sauce and drinks anti-venom as a chaser. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 5th, 2009, 05:47 PM	#965 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	redstringuitar was very successful in the music business. When he received a platinum record he was so ecstatic he had it bronzed....

July 5th, 2009, 06:10 PM	#967 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Fendrcaster had a mud flap installed under his nose.

July 5th, 2009, 06:10 PM	#968 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	Derek S is so stupid he insulted himself in a thread, but didn't get the insult. When someone pointed the insult out to him, he punched himself in the face..... Fendrcaster got in his car, locked it and realized he didn't have the keys. He called a friend on his cellphone to get them. It took an hour and it was 105 degrees outside, luckily for him the windows were open....

July 5th, 2009, 06:13 PM	#969 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Derek_S runs through airport security just so he can get frisked

July 5th, 2009, 06:14 PM	#970 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	Derek S normally wears glasses, but he's so tight-fisted that he takes them off when he's not looking at anything. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 06:18 PM	#971 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	redstringuitar had a blind spot...not anymore, he got it glasses

July 5th, 2009, 06:21 PM	#972 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	pchilson isn't afraid to play a solo gig at his local tavern. After he played there the first time word went around and only he is showing up. Even the bartenders are taking the night off....

July 5th, 2009, 06:27 PM	#973 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Derek_S has a fruit stand down by the waterfront...after a while he goes down and joins him...

July 5th, 2009, 06:36 PM	#974 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	pchilson was trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger. His wife walked in and said, "Honey, please put the Frosted Flakes back in the box...."

July 5th, 2009, 06:37 PM	#975 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	pchilson works for a multinational fruit vending conglomerate that just put Derek S's fruit stand out of business. Then it built condos on the river. Most of the furnishing were made by IKEA from recycled fruit baskets. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 5th, 2009, 06:41 PM	#976 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	TeleBrew is now part of the fifth floor. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 06:47 PM	#978 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	Telebrew is "that" harmonica player we are always hearing about.....

July 5th, 2009, 06:52 PM	#979 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	Derek S has been suffering from harmonica induced seizures since the age of 7 and 1/4. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 5th, 2009, 06:52 PM	#980 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Toy guns are required by law to have an orange tip. Derek_S's guitars are required by law to have an orange headstock...

July 5th, 2009, 06:58 PM	#982 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	redstringuitar has redstrings and a brown note...

July 5th, 2009, 07:03 PM	#983 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	pchilson plays without strings, he bangs on the pickups with a spanner to the nervous applause and words of encouragement from his audience...all 3 of them wearing white coats. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 07:04 PM	#984 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	Musicologists generally give pchilson credit for inventing (albeit accidentally) the puce note. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 5th, 2009, 07:06 PM	#985 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	redstringuitar has a bicycle built for two that he has never had occasion to ride...

July 5th, 2009, 07:08 PM	#986 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	TeleBrew has never been out of bed.

July 5th, 2009, 07:08 PM	#987 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	pchilson is sitting in front of the computer in his underwear right now

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July 5th, 2009, 07:10 PM	#988 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	homerzeppelin has one finger that is longer than his other one.

July 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM	#989 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	pchilson's right foot is webbed. All other appendages are a-ok.

July 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM	#990 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	homerzeppelin is confusing lies with wishful-thinking. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM	#991 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	redstringuitar has one lazy eye. Thats ok, but its weird cause its much larger than the other two.

July 5th, 2009, 07:13 PM	#992 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	pchilson has started practicing naked in an effort to learn world music because he heard a lot of those musicians are "playin' oud"....

July 5th, 2009, 07:18 PM	#993 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Derek_S had a nervous tic but he had it removed

July 5th, 2009, 07:18 PM	#994 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	pchilson can't play soccer because every time he heads the ball, his eyes pop out on springs. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 07:24 PM	#995 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	redstringuitar had the mods remove a thread in which he was the OP and the only replier. He emailed Tim Armstrong and said: "I don't know what I'm talking about and neither does redstringuitar. "

July 5th, 2009, 07:26 PM	#996 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,125	Derek_S had a hormone imbalance... till they sent another one 'round...

July 5th, 2009, 07:31 PM	#997 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	When asked what the difference is between a vitamin and a hormone, pchilson replied "you can't make a vitamin." __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...