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homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 09:42 AM

D.K. Buchanon joined the blues foundation as a spy, with the master plan of destroying it in the year 2018. He is secretly a member of the jazz foundation.

iansmitchell · July 5th, 2009, 10:29 AM

Homerzepplin is actually a T-800 terminator, sent back in time by the resistance to protect humanity from obesity by detonating a nuclear warhead and causing nuclear winter, and mass crop failure.
His mission is called code name atkins.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 10:39 AM

iansmitchell sniffs the air pockets of bubble wrap after popping looking for exotic stenches from far eastern sweatshops...

TG · July 5th, 2009, 10:56 AM

pchilson still thinks that the X-ray glasses they used to advertise in the back of comic books really work and that they let you see ladies' underwear under their clothing.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 11:03 AM

Naw. Can't see the underwear at all, just whats under them...

TG likes cat food.

ledet · July 5th, 2009, 11:17 AM

pchilson owns every single pointy guitar ever made.

TG · July 5th, 2009, 11:23 AM

ledet has fluffy one-piece pyjamas with feet in them.

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG

ledet has fluffy one-piece pyjamas with feet in them.

TG specializes in retrofitting the butt flap in said pajamas!

TG · July 5th, 2009, 12:47 PM

homerzeppelin was asked to stop playing Sweet Child Of Mine in a music store last week.

D.K. Buchanon · July 5th, 2009, 12:49 PM

TG has been known to frequent karaoke bars

Fendrcaster · July 5th, 2009, 12:50 PM

TG is the illegitimate love child of Jane Fonda and Frank Zappa.

Chris Clemens · July 5th, 2009, 12:50 PM

TG knowes cause he was playing stairway to heaven on a chello in the other room...

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 12:58 PM

Chris Clemens is actually Roger Clemens. Pretty soon his post count is going to explode....

OutlawSteph1975 · July 5th, 2009, 01:03 PM

Derek borrows his mom's Donna Summer tapes.

TG · July 5th, 2009, 01:12 PM

OutlawSteph has an autographed photo of New Kids On the Block on her bedside table.

PennyCentury · July 5th, 2009, 01:13 PM

OutlawSteph1975 was supposed to play guitar with Marilyn Manson under the name "Lana Starkweather" but got a better offer from the Bryant Gumbel Sextet.

shinigami747 · July 5th, 2009, 01:14 PM

TG brought me into this world as a vampire using dark magic
(Hi dad!)

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 01:22 PM

Shinigami747 had root canal done on one fang and is now a uni-suck model.

Wardpike · July 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM

pchilson can't wait for tonight's next riveting episode of Trueblood!! He's going to learn to suck like the best of them.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 01:57 PM

WardPike was his highschools homecoming queen

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 02:02 PM

pchilson had a pilot for ABC's TGIF lineup in the 90s. It was set in Alabama and entitled "It's All Relative." His catch phrase was "Big girl cousins need lovin' too."

Wardpike · July 5th, 2009, 02:08 PM

Homerzeppelin gargles "Mr. Clean" mixed with "Dr.Pepper" from his "Ms. Pacman" coffee mug.

xjazzy · July 5th, 2009, 02:11 PM

Wardpike's favorite band is Classificados.

pchilson · July 5th, 2009, 02:25 PM

xjazzy has written a book on the many uses of vaseline

Chris Clemens · July 5th, 2009, 02:36 PM

If you're looking for Pchilson, he'll be "behind the piano..."

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 02:38 PM

Ah man, Chris Clemens again! He's added 3 mph to his typing speed since the last post....

Chris Clemens · July 5th, 2009, 02:46 PM

That ain't no lie...

Ps tell Danny Krieger his growing meds arived! ;)

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM

Chris Clemens believes the internet is a series of tubes.

Chris Clemens · July 5th, 2009, 03:19 PM

Homerzeppelin still workes with the Sinclair ZX Spectrum...

Drudeboy · July 5th, 2009, 03:27 PM

Chris spends most of his time on mylespaul.com

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 03:32 PM

Drudeboy spends all of his time in the pub.

CVTele Dan · July 5th, 2009, 03:49 PM

redstringguitar uses his red g string for a "G" string.

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 03:54 PM

CVTele Dan is sexually attracted to fire

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 03:57 PM

homerzeppelin invented Doritos-while he was high on marijuana.....

Wardpike · July 5th, 2009, 04:05 PM

Derek S is a responsible adult

Derek S · July 5th, 2009, 04:09 PM

When Wardpike ordered a Fender Twin off ebay, he left negative feedback because the seller only sent one amp. "WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE!?" he typed in all caps.....

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek S

When Wardpike ordered a Fender Twin off ebay, he left negative feedback because the seller only sent one amp. "WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE!?" he typed in all caps.....

I like

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 05:01 PM

Derek S sent an amp back that he had bought with "slight cosmetic damage".
Turns out the F had been broken off, so DS left capital feedback, shouting "I BOUGHT A FENDER, NOT AN EFFING ENDER!!"

homerzeppelin · July 5th, 2009, 05:02 PM

redstringguitar's ringtone is the Stanford and Sons theme.

redstringuitar · July 5th, 2009, 05:11 PM

homerzeppelin uses a concrete-mixer as a washing machine.

July 5th, 2009, 10:29 AM	#922 (permalink)
iansmitchell Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 1,041	Homerzepplin is actually a T-800 terminator, sent back in time by the resistance to protect humanity from obesity by detonating a nuclear warhead and causing nuclear winter, and mass crop failure. His mission is called code name atkins. __________________ ... Please do not insinuate anything sexual from that.

July 5th, 2009, 11:03 AM	#925 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Naw. Can't see the underwear at all, just whats under them... TG likes cat food. Last edited by pchilson; July 5th, 2009 at 12:12 PM.

July 5th, 2009, 12:49 PM	#930 (permalink)
D.K. Buchanon Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bloomington, Indiana Age: 52 Posts: 341 4 Photos	TG has been known to frequent karaoke bars __________________

July 5th, 2009, 12:50 PM	#931 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,126	TG is the illegitimate love child of Jane Fonda and Frank Zappa. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 5th, 2009, 12:50 PM	#932 (permalink)
Chris Clemens Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Aalsmeer (West-coast Delta of Holland) Age: 32 Posts: 408 7 Photos	TG knowes cause he was playing stairway to heaven on a chello in the other room... __________________ Hello, can somebody flick the talent switch for me please? www.bloodsweatandkiers.nl www.chrisCclemens.nl

July 5th, 2009, 09:42 AM	#921 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	D.K. Buchanon joined the blues foundation as a spy, with the master plan of destroying it in the year 2018. He is secretly a member of the jazz foundation.

July 5th, 2009, 10:39 AM	#923 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	iansmitchell sniffs the air pockets of bubble wrap after popping looking for exotic stenches from far eastern sweatshops...

July 5th, 2009, 10:56 AM	#924 (permalink)
TG Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 48 Posts: 6,334 9 Photos	pchilson still thinks that the X-ray glasses they used to advertise in the back of comic books really work and that they let you see ladies' underwear under their clothing.

July 5th, 2009, 11:17 AM	#926 (permalink)
ledet TDPRI Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Hjørring, Denmark Age: 16 Posts: 30	pchilson owns every single pointy guitar ever made.

July 5th, 2009, 11:23 AM	#927 (permalink)
TG Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 48 Posts: 6,334 9 Photos	ledet has fluffy one-piece pyjamas with feet in them.

July 5th, 2009, 12:47 PM	#929 (permalink)
TG Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 48 Posts: 6,334 9 Photos	homerzeppelin was asked to stop playing Sweet Child Of Mine in a music store last week.

July 5th, 2009, 12:58 PM	#933 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	Chris Clemens is actually Roger Clemens. Pretty soon his post count is going to explode....

July 5th, 2009, 01:03 PM	#934 (permalink)
OutlawSteph1975 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,288 7 Photos	Derek borrows his mom's Donna Summer tapes.

July 5th, 2009, 01:12 PM	#935 (permalink)
TG Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 48 Posts: 6,334 9 Photos	OutlawSteph has an autographed photo of New Kids On the Block on her bedside table.

July 5th, 2009, 01:13 PM	#936 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	OutlawSteph1975 was supposed to play guitar with Marilyn Manson under the name "Lana Starkweather" but got a better offer from the Bryant Gumbel Sextet. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 5th, 2009, 01:14 PM	#937 (permalink)
shinigami747 Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 28 Posts: 427 3 Photos	TG brought me into this world as a vampire using dark magic (Hi dad!) __________________ the guitar is the human soul speaking with just six strings -from beck: mongolian chop squad

July 5th, 2009, 01:22 PM	#938 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Shinigami747 had root canal done on one fang and is now a uni-suck model.

July 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM	#939 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	pchilson can't wait for tonight's next riveting episode of Trueblood!! He's going to learn to suck like the best of them. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 5th, 2009, 01:57 PM	#940 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	WardPike was his highschools homecoming queen

July 5th, 2009, 02:02 PM	#941 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	pchilson had a pilot for ABC's TGIF lineup in the 90s. It was set in Alabama and entitled "It's All Relative." His catch phrase was "Big girl cousins need lovin' too."

July 5th, 2009, 02:08 PM	#942 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Homerzeppelin gargles "Mr. Clean" mixed with "Dr.Pepper" from his "Ms. Pacman" coffee mug. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 5th, 2009, 02:11 PM	#943 (permalink)
xjazzy Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Portugal Age: 29 Posts: 1,704 6 Photos	Wardpike's favorite band is Classificados. __________________ Still got the Twang! myspace.com/jpmartins

July 5th, 2009, 02:25 PM	#944 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	xjazzy has written a book on the many uses of vaseline

July 5th, 2009, 02:36 PM	#945 (permalink)
Chris Clemens Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Aalsmeer (West-coast Delta of Holland) Age: 32 Posts: 408 7 Photos	If you're looking for Pchilson, he'll be "behind the piano..." __________________ Hello, can somebody flick the talent switch for me please? www.bloodsweatandkiers.nl www.chrisCclemens.nl

July 5th, 2009, 02:38 PM	#946 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	Ah man, Chris Clemens again! He's added 3 mph to his typing speed since the last post....

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July 5th, 2009, 02:46 PM	#947 (permalink)
Chris Clemens Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Aalsmeer (West-coast Delta of Holland) Age: 32 Posts: 408 7 Photos	That ain't no lie... Ps tell Danny Krieger his growing meds arived! ;) __________________ Hello, can somebody flick the talent switch for me please? www.bloodsweatandkiers.nl www.chrisCclemens.nl

July 5th, 2009, 02:58 PM	#948 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Chris Clemens believes the internet is a series of tubes.

July 5th, 2009, 03:19 PM	#949 (permalink)
Chris Clemens Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Aalsmeer (West-coast Delta of Holland) Age: 32 Posts: 408 7 Photos	Homerzeppelin still workes with the Sinclair ZX Spectrum... __________________ Hello, can somebody flick the talent switch for me please? www.bloodsweatandkiers.nl www.chrisCclemens.nl

July 5th, 2009, 03:27 PM	#950 (permalink)
Drudeboy NEW MEMBER! Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Yorkshire Age: 44 Posts: 2	Chris spends most of his time on mylespaul.com

July 5th, 2009, 03:32 PM	#951 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,032	Drudeboy spends all of his time in the pub. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 5th, 2009, 03:54 PM	#953 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	CVTele Dan is sexually attracted to fire

July 5th, 2009, 03:57 PM	#954 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	homerzeppelin invented Doritos-while he was high on marijuana.....

July 5th, 2009, 04:05 PM	#955 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Derek S is a responsible adult __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 5th, 2009, 04:09 PM	#956 (permalink)
Derek S Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Age: 41 Posts: 986	When Wardpike ordered a Fender Twin off ebay, he left negative feedback because the seller only sent one amp. "WHERE'S THE OTHER ONE!?" he typed in all caps.....

July 5th, 2009, 05:01 PM	#958 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,032	Derek S sent an amp back that he had bought with "slight cosmetic damage". Turns out the F had been broken off, so DS left capital feedback, shouting "I BOUGHT A FENDER, NOT AN EFFING ENDER!!" __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...