Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[Fendrcaster]

I took the picture of Kebmel for his avatar.

[revertigo]

Fendrcaster invented the tweed jacket.

[TeleBrew]

Revertigo reinvented the wheel.

[CVTele Dan]

Kebmel has a chartreuse head, bug eyes and runs around yelling Akk Akk! Or at least, that's what I heard from PraiseCaster.

[TG]

CVTele Dan lives in a yurt.

[pchilson]

TG braids his nostril hairs

[Fendrcaster]

pchilson braids his pubic hairs.

[pchilson]

Fendrcaster rides an ox to work

[PennyCentury]

pchilson would have you believe that he lives in Loveland; he actually lives in a village known as Daisychainland. He plays a very special instrument he made himself - a steam powered calliope with keys carved from Fender Broadcasters. He built the calliope to advertise his business, operating a stand with the other carnies, selling banjo rolls (endorsed by none less than Danny Gatton) at County Fairs and other places.

He did lie about Fendrcaster's Ox -- Fendrcaster really does ride an Ox to work, but it is a custom tweed Ox with Fender accessories.

[pchilson]

PennyCentury has a tattoo on the inside of her right eyelid.

[surfoverb]

pchilson wears harris tweed underwear

[iansmitchell]

surfoverb uses the wah-wah bar.

[PennyCentury]

iansmitchell has an alligator covered Strat. The teeth are the tuning keys and the intestines are the strings. You may insinuate anything you wish from that.

[buddywayne]

OK! Now I get it. You guys are making some of this stuff up, aren't you?

[TeleBrew]

buddywayne is friends with Wayne Coyne. Oh, and all but one of Penny Century's posts have been made on this thread. She just loves telling la la la la lies.

[Fendrcaster]

Telebrew brews his beer with earthworms and snails.

[buddywayne]

Originally Posted by Fendrcaster

Telebrew brews his beer with earthworms and snails.

And drinks it with flaming lips.

[iansmitchell]

buddywayne writes his basslines two octaves up.

[buddywayne]

Originally Posted by iansmitchell

buddywayne writes his basslines two octaves up.

That's because I took lessons from you.

[PennyCentury]

I had to stop going to bars with buddywayne because he takes being from the "show me" state literally.

[homerzeppelin]

buddywayne can only play 1 pentatonic scale...E-sharp!!!!!

[homerzeppelin]

homerzeppelin is not drunk right now

[buddywayne]

Homer, I only know F flat. Penny, I'm sorry we don't go to bars together anymore.

[homerzeppelin]

buddywayne understands how the game works. hahaha

ok time for me to sleepppiebye

[PraiseCaster]

homerzepplin does not know how to play a guitar. Matter of fact, he doesnt have any hands on experience on anything, other than surfing the web. He keeps himself in his room all the time, surrounded by 34 monitors powered by 4 Macs, and 8 PC's. He has not been in direct sunlight in nearly three decades, and this has made his skin translucent, and delicate: He will blister if in direct sunlight for more than 22 seconds, and suffer third and fourth degree burns in less than 45 seconds.

And due to the lack of physical assertion, his digestive track has become so anemic, he can only eat undercooked fishsticks, yogurt, and fruity jello, all blended together, and he sucks it straight into his gut, via a feeding tube. He must chase it down with a concoction of pepto-bismol, beano, and senekot juice. But not through the feeding tube: via an enema. He doesnt do this for his digestive track though: He just thinks its real creepy, and he keeps doing it to "keep it real".

He is also the one that has been sexually harassing pchilson, buddywayne and iansmitchell, via email in code. But no one has the cipher to unlock the code. He harasses them because they use no capitol letters in there user names, just like his.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

PraiseCaster knows all this because he is the guy that makes Toynbee Tiles

[buddywayne]

PraiseCaster has absolutely no imagination at all.

[PraiseCaster]

Originally Posted by buddywayne

PraiseCaster has absolutely no imagination at all.

What can I say. I'm one real sick puppy. Dont believe me? Ask my wife.

Oh, buddywayne and Hoodie McFoodie are in business together making psychedelic tuu-tuu's.

[Fendrcaster]

PraiseCaster should be happy. He invented the psychedelic tuu-tuu and receives a check for each one sold.

[buddywayne]

PraiseCaster has a line of blow up dolls out that are selling well in North Korea.

[Tim Bowen]

Originally Posted by Boblets

Tim Bowen once tried to poison W.C.Fields with a glass of water - fair dinkum!

Or as W.C. himself once purportedly exclaimed on the set:

"Some son of a b***h put pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!"

Fields' "pineapple juice" was of course usually vodka, straight up. As W.C. had a habit of being hopelessly drunk on movie sets, someone was usually charged with "spiking" his drink, toward the often fruitless hopes of a more lucid and efficient outcome.

[Tim Bowen]

As a wee fetus, buddywayne was drawn to the the Monk lifestyle. He was accepted into his local monastery (Chapter 437 in Dothan, Alabama) at the tender age of three. Buddy loved everything about monkhood, and was especially fond of the robes, the meditation, the Gregorian chants, and the Friar Tuck hair styles. Unfortunately, he soon found at himself at a crossroads of sorts, due to a "conflict of interests", as it were... (the usual stuff - a penchant for hard partying and skirt-chasing, not to mention a tendency to listen to Link Wray's "Rumble" repeatedly during "quiet time"). With tears in his eyes, Buddy finally and reluctantly left the monastery at the age of eleven, whilst the lifer monks lined up to gently kiss him on the forehead and wrists, as he ventured out into A Brave New World. One aspect of Monkdom that Buddy has remained true to, though - to this day - is the vow of celibacy that he took as a toddler, although not from lack of trying otherwise.

[TG]

Tim Bowen wears an avocado facepack overnight every Tuesday in the hope of keeping his radiantly youthful complexion intact for as long as possible.

[xjazzy]

TG real name is António Guterres, ex-prime minister of Portugal.

[Boblets]

TG, in his lucid moments, has been known to sell atonal apples, amplified heat, and Pressed Rat's collection of dogs legs and feet.

[TG]

Originally Posted by xjazzy

TG real name is António Guterres, ex-prime minister of Portugal.

Shhhhh....!!

[Eric Karonen]

TG knows one chord, em7, and writes all his tunes using his middle digit.

[Alnico Sunburst]

Eric downed more enemy aircraft over the Western Front the week he switched to eating Ralston hot cereal for breakfast.

[TG]

Alnico Sunburst keeps a gorilla suit in the bedroom. Don't ask why....

[D.K. Buchanon]

TG thinks "Achy Breaky Heart" is the greatest song ever written.