Make up a lie about the poster above you!

[PraiseCaster]

pchilson has a crush on iansmitchell

[iansmitchell]

praisecaster has a crush on praisecaster.

[PraiseCaster]

Your supposed to lie.

Ians mitchell sells one day old newspapers to Alzheimer's patients

[iansmitchell]

praisecaster could sell ice to eskimos...
in 50 years.

[homerzeppelin]

Originally Posted by iansmitchell

praisecaster could sell ice to eskimos...
in 50 years.

iansmitchell's methane production after eating taco bell is depleting the ozone layer enough that the above statement is true.

[PraiseCaster]

homerzepplin doesnt know that I sell ice to eskimo's, now.

[PennyCentury]

Praisecaster sells refrigerators to Eskimos. He knows that they use them to keep fresh food from freezing.

[PraiseCaster]

PennyCentury ran afoul of the law, when she was caught selling smi gloss badge polish as full gloss badge polish.

[Tim Bowen]

PraiseCaster was raised from birth in the wilderness by a pack of wild corn dogs. The kindly corn dogs taught him several trades, including how to craft a pair of shoes from Limburger cheese and how to knit a shirt made out of sugar-cured ham. Over time, he learned that these items of apparel were definitely "seasonal", and were not really a good call for the summer months. Since his early tutelage in the wilderness of Peoria, Illinois, he went on to become a world-reknowned macrame' artist, a highly decorated champion in the sport of underwater basket weaving, and is a consultant for Architectural Negligence Digest, and regularly contributes articles to that publication. His hobbies include frying unsuspecting insects with magnifying lenses and sunlight, and collecting Chia Pets (he has the world's largest collection, and has expended considerable effort toward attempting to fashion his own hair to look like a Chia Pet). Also a master musician, he has transcribed the entire catalogs of Neil Sedaka, The Starland Vocal Band, Yanni, Air Supply, John Tesh, and Stryper.

Most impressive, I must say.

[PennyCentury]

Originally Posted by PraiseCaster

PennyCentury ran afoul of the law, when she was caught selling smi gloss badge polish as full gloss badge polish.

We don't need no steenking badge polish!

[PennyCentury]

What can I say about Tim Bowen that hasn't already been written in the pages of the Congressional Record? He lost his job as writer for the Atlanta Journal and Constipation because he insisted on making up the obituaries column, causing distress to many long-term area residents who refused to believe they were dead. He worked at Coca-Cola for a spell, developing funky beverages, including Musk-flavored Coke. Earlier, he was an usher at the Omni, and sold peanuts on Peachtree Boulevard (or one of those other Peachtree streets). Working as a publicity agent, he coined the term "HOT-lanta" and "What happens in Georgia stays in Georgia". He also developed Frito Pie and received an award for his invention from the Pepto-Bismol company.

[PraiseCaster]

Originally Posted by Tim Bowen

Also a master musician, he has transcribed the entire catalogs of Neil Sedaka, The Starland Vocal Band, Yanni, Air Supply, John Tesh, and Stryper.

You forgot Esteban!

[Tim Bowen]

Penny has totally missed the point of this thread, which is supposed to be about untruths. Everything she says about me is The Truth. I'm particulary proud of the Frito-Lay/Pepto-Bismol thing.

While many attribute "The Crusades" to Martin Luther, Penny was actually at the forefront of all that, and so much more. What folks don't understand about Penny is that she was the original vampyre (Vlad Dracul was an apprentice, and Penny was hired by Hollywood to coach Bela Lugosi in the 1930's. She was also Frank Frazetta's live model for the "Vampirella" heroine of classic pulp Warren Magazine fame, and that character inspired Jane Fonda's "Barbarella" role). She's been around for literally thousands of years. She was a contemporary of Cleopatra's (and very nearly snagged Marc Antony out from under Cleo's watchful eye). She suggested the whole apple/gravity thing to Newton, offered insight as to telescopic lens development to Gallileo, tried to convince Nostradamus that it was "Hitler", not "Hister", mentioned to DaVinci that his painting was great, although the chosen mediums would likely not stand the test of time, and once said to Shakespeare, "To pee or not to pee, that is the question".

While quite humble at heart, Penny has been known to speak her mind as based on her experience, when backed against the wall.

[Boblets]

Tim Bowen once tried to poison W.C.Fields with a glass of water - fair dinkum!

[TG]

In 1970 Boblets accidentally sat on his girlfriend's pet hamster. Squashed the poor little thing.

[Eric Karonen]

TG couldn't handle the great Canadian sugar rush and had to leave the country.

[pchilson]

Eric Karonen who is a mischevious little boy likes to tear the wings off of helpless 747s.

[iansmitchell]

Pchilson is the actual author of the book "dyanetics"

[BritishBluesBoy]

Iansmitchell has gills and can breathe underwater like a fish...

[E.D. Patton]

BBB is neither British, nor particularly bluesy.

And don't him near your egg cremes!

[TeleBrew]

E.D. Patton was a stunt double in the George A. Romero cult classic "Monkey Shines."

[PennyCentury]

TeleBrew uses alder wood chips from the Fender woodshop to age his home made lager.

[homerzeppelin]

*shortest story in the world below*

The last human sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
*******

The knock was from the vampire, PennyCaster.

[redstringuitar]

homerzeppelin is a balloon filled with a mixture of helium and testosterone. A relief valve is installed in the man-balloon to provide release for the pressures created by the reactive nature of these two compounds. The released gases from this valve create forward motion, which means that homerzeppelin is actually powered by his own farts.

[homerzeppelin]

Redstringguitar retired at the young age of 38 after winning a lawsuit stemming from a botched french bikini wax.

[redstringuitar]

homerzeppelin was refused a back, sack and crack wax at his local beauty therapist because they were scared of bursting him.

[homerzeppelin]

Redstring guitar paid me $50 to light one of my farts.

[redstringuitar]

Yeah, but I got my money back when NASA started showing an interest.

[BritishBluesBoy]

Redstringuitar has gills and can breathe underwater like a fish!

[homerzeppelin]

BritshBluesBoy has a gills and/or fish fetish just like Kanye West!

[BritishBluesBoy]

Homerzeppelin likes fish-sticks... (huhuhuh)

[Kebmel]

nyuk nyuk, he called you a 'gayfish' har har

[TeleBrew]

Kebmel runs his own beauty salon specializing in kiwi waxes and sheep dips.

[Eric Karonen]

Telebrew drinks Bud Lite ... watered down with green iced tea ...

And yeah, KebMel looks real cute ... in a bulldog kinda way ...

[surfoverb]

EK wears his hair long to cover his cauliflower ears.

[homerzeppelin]

Originally Posted by surfoverb

EK wears his hair long to cover his cauliflower ears.

Surfverb's chose the avatar of his palms to disprove the myth the hair grown on them would grow on them from 30 years of frequent self-love.

[BritishBluesBoy]

Homerzeppelin has gills and can breathe underwater like a fish!

Ummm, wait a minute...?

[TG]

BritishBluesBoy can do a perfect imitation of a howler monkey.

[CVTele Dan]

TG is an amphibious bog monkey.

[Kebmel]

CVTele Dan eats liver and onions for breakfast