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pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 02:17 PM

JPark once got a crab fart stuck in his throat

Fret Wilkes · July 3rd, 2009, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pchilson

JPark once got a crab fart stuck in his throat

pchilson was born in the summer of his 27th year to a place he'd never been before. This put a major burden on his mother, but was ultimately a huge releif.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 02:35 PM

Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

Fret Wilkes · July 3rd, 2009, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pchilson

Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

pchilson is infatuated with the neck pickup of his Telecaster. He can be heard whispering "my precious" whilst sweating profusely and emitting a foul odor.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 03:51 PM

Fret Wilkes lives with a piece in Harmony

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 03:54 PM

Pchilson has a nude picture of Whoppi Goldberg in his wallet

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 03:57 PM

homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pchilson

homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

Checks wallet...crap...lol

back on topic.

pchilson is a millionaire from inventing the "snuggie"

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 04:37 PM

homerzeppelin is full of hot air...

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 05:02 PM

brandt was the "baby" prop in Alice Cooper's Billion Dollar Babies tour...

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM

pchilson earns big royalties from his tune "Viva Viagra"

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 06:29 PM

Brandt sprinkles Viagra on his cornflakes.

BritishBluesBoy · July 3rd, 2009, 06:42 PM

PennyCentury has breakfast with Brandt

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 08:11 PM

BritishBluesBoy once punched out Big Ben

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 08:17 PM

pchilson once punched out Gentle Ben

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 08:20 PM

pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 08:32 PM

PennyCentury drop kicked a Murphy

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 08:42 PM

pchilson stole my Doc Martens boots. (they're pink floral)

BritishBluesBoy · July 3rd, 2009, 08:44 PM

PennyCentury stole Buckocaster's Telecaster. (It's pink Paisley)

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 08:48 PM

BritishBluesBoy flashes on a daily basis

PraiseCaster · July 3rd, 2009, 09:14 PM

The rain was misty. There was the stench of crab farts in the air, the other variety. Suddenly an audible yet hushed whisper reached pchilson's ears: "If you spread jam on yourself, they will go away." Skeptical, pchilson went to inquire from trag-o-caster what he should do, but trag said, "You smell like crab farts, the other variety.", and walked away while asking where he can catch a bus to Pangenia.

Reluctantly, pchilson decided to become the county dog catcher, much to the dismay of Fret Wilkes, especially when pchilson caught and locked up his date, but Fret was happy, because he hadnt paid the check yet, even though it wasnt much since they where eating at McDougal's.

Suddenly the whole cart was up-ended when PennyCentury confronted him with a pair of loaded 38's, and a pistol too, she said something too him, but pchilson didnt hear a word as he was caught up in staring and admiring with extreme titillation, the pistol that Penny had.......

Too be continued...............

Joel Terry · July 3rd, 2009, 09:50 PM

Stephen (PraiseCaster) and I are actually the same person. (The writing style is an absolute giveaway.)

Joel

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 10:18 PM

Joel Terry lives in a van down by the river. He spends his days playing a mournful rendition of The Road to Hell on his piccolo...

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 10:44 PM

pchilson was Phyllis Fender's secret lover. She even gave him his own G&L Signature model.

redstringuitar · July 3rd, 2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PennyCentury

pchilson was Phyllis Fender's secret lover. She even gave him his own G&L Signature model.

When she asked if he would give her something special in return, pchilson replied in his best Mexican accent, "si Phyllis".

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 11:00 PM

Penny Century is Phyllis Dillers 2nd daughter...

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 11:45 PM

HoodieMcFoodie is her 3rd...

HoodieMcFoodie · July 4th, 2009, 12:39 AM

Yes but I'm adopted. pchilson is the seventh son of a seventh son, but he's adopted too...

simonc · July 4th, 2009, 12:48 AM

Hoodiemcfoodie wears regular jumpers, not hoodie's

sean79 · July 4th, 2009, 12:51 AM

simonc was in the original Jackson 5 - he also did a stint as a Spice Girl.

BritishBluesBoy · July 4th, 2009, 12:57 AM

Sean79 has gills and can breathe underwater like a fish!

homerzeppelin · July 4th, 2009, 12:59 AM

Sean79's profile is incorrect. He is actually from the south side of northcentral/western Pennsylvania.

PennyCentury · July 4th, 2009, 01:06 AM

How is Homerzeppelin's banjo different from a chainsaw? The chainsaw has greater dynamic range!

PraiseCaster · July 4th, 2009, 01:12 AM

PennyCentury teaches banjo....

homerzeppelin · July 4th, 2009, 01:14 AM

Born in Old Hampshire in 1980, PennyCentury had a typical childhood. It wasn't until she moved to Hamshire at the age of 12 did the 3rd and subsequently 4th arm grow. The next 17 years were spent traveling with carnies, ironically not with the freak show, but running the "shoot out the star" game.

Finally she moved to New Hamshire in 2009 and found her true calling...TDPRI, where she was brought in and accepted (after showing a video of her using her 4 arms to play 2 telecasters simultaneously - one playing Van Halen's Eruption and the other Hot Cross Buns).

pchilson · July 4th, 2009, 01:27 AM

homerzeppelin lives with a one eyed flying monkey in a briar patch east of the land of Oz. He spends his days grinding his organ whilst the monkey sits on his shoulder blowing softly in his ear.

PraiseCaster · July 4th, 2009, 01:28 AM

homerzeppelin never says, "DOH!"

PraiseCaster · July 4th, 2009, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pchilson

homerzeppelin lives with a one eyed flying monkey in a briar patch east of the land of Oz. He spends his days grinding his organ whilst the monkey sits on his shoulder blowing softly in his ear.

OK, I spewed Pepsi on that one

Bravo! BRAVO!

iansmitchell · July 4th, 2009, 01:33 AM

Praisecaster is a pretty cool guy. He fights robots and doesn't afraid of anything.

pchilson · July 4th, 2009, 01:36 AM

iansmitchell has a crush on Deputy Dawg...

July 3rd, 2009, 05:02 PM	#810 (permalink)
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July 3rd, 2009, 06:29 PM	#812 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	Brandt sprinkles Viagra on his cornflakes. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 06:42 PM	#813 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,486 62 Photos	PennyCentury has breakfast with Brandt __________________ BBB.

July 3rd, 2009, 08:20 PM	#816 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	pchilson claims to have built the ultimate guitar in his storage locker. It has 120 necks, 235 pickups, and 20,000 strings. The body was made of nineteen different tonewoods, from Alder to Zebrawood. The pickups took five years to wind. It takes 47 musicians to play it, and three stagehands to support it. This guitar was played only once, in a Hootenanny held at the Grand Canyon on July 4, 2000. The walls are still reverberating, and to this day, visitors must wear hearing protection. I'd upload a picture, but it exceeds the storage limit of the TDPRI server. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 08:42 PM	#818 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	pchilson stole my Doc Martens boots. (they're pink floral) __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 02:17 PM	#801 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	JPark once got a crab fart stuck in his throat

July 3rd, 2009, 02:35 PM	#803 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Fret Wilkes has twelve fingers and three toes, two of which are on his forehead.

July 3rd, 2009, 03:51 PM	#805 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Fret Wilkes lives with a piece in Harmony

July 3rd, 2009, 03:54 PM	#806 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Pchilson has a nude picture of Whoppi Goldberg in his wallet

July 3rd, 2009, 03:57 PM	#807 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	homerzeppelin has a quarter size ring on his wallet...

July 3rd, 2009, 04:37 PM	#809 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	homerzeppelin is full of hot air...

July 3rd, 2009, 05:48 PM	#811 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	pchilson earns big royalties from his tune "Viva Viagra"

July 3rd, 2009, 08:11 PM	#814 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	BritishBluesBoy once punched out Big Ben

July 3rd, 2009, 08:17 PM	#815 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	pchilson once punched out Gentle Ben

July 3rd, 2009, 08:32 PM	#817 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	PennyCentury drop kicked a Murphy

July 3rd, 2009, 09:50 PM	#822 (permalink)
Joel Terry Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Old Hickory (Nashville), Tennessee, USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,680 17 Photos	Stephen (PraiseCaster) and I are actually the same person. (The writing style is an absolute giveaway.) Joel __________________ Currently reading: Jack Lord Was An Insufferable Ass; For Example, His Christmas Gift To The Cast And Crew Was Passing A Roll Of Clorets Mints Around: Bitter Recollections From The Set Of Hawaii Five-O by Kam Fong as Chin Ho

July 3rd, 2009, 08:44 PM	#819 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,486 62 Photos	PennyCentury stole Buckocaster's Telecaster. (It's pink Paisley) __________________ BBB.

July 3rd, 2009, 08:48 PM	#820 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	BritishBluesBoy flashes on a daily basis

July 3rd, 2009, 09:14 PM	#821 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	The rain was misty. There was the stench of crab farts in the air, the other variety. Suddenly an audible yet hushed whisper reached pchilson's ears: "If you spread jam on yourself, they will go away." Skeptical, pchilson went to inquire from trag-o-caster what he should do, but trag said, "You smell like crab farts, the other variety.", and walked away while asking where he can catch a bus to Pangenia. Reluctantly, pchilson decided to become the county dog catcher, much to the dismay of Fret Wilkes, especially when pchilson caught and locked up his date, but Fret was happy, because he hadnt paid the check yet, even though it wasnt much since they where eating at McDougal's. Suddenly the whole cart was up-ended when PennyCentury confronted him with a pair of loaded 38's, and a pistol too, she said something too him, but pchilson didnt hear a word as he was caught up in staring and admiring with extreme titillation, the pistol that Penny had....... Too be continued............... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 3rd, 2009, 10:18 PM	#823 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Joel Terry lives in a van down by the river. He spends his days playing a mournful rendition of The Road to Hell on his piccolo...

July 3rd, 2009, 10:44 PM	#824 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	pchilson was Phyllis Fender's secret lover. She even gave him his own G&L Signature model. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 11:00 PM	#826 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,099	Penny Century is Phyllis Dillers 2nd daughter... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 3rd, 2009, 11:45 PM	#827 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	HoodieMcFoodie is her 3rd...

July 4th, 2009, 12:39 AM	#828 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,099	Yes but I'm adopted. pchilson is the seventh son of a seventh son, but he's adopted too... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 4th, 2009, 12:48 AM	#829 (permalink)
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July 4th, 2009, 12:51 AM	#830 (permalink)
sean79 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: northcentral/western Pennsylvania Posts: 2,765 8 Photos	simonc was in the original Jackson 5 - he also did a stint as a Spice Girl. __________________ Every now and then I know it's kind of hard to tell, but I'm still alive and well.

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July 4th, 2009, 12:57 AM	#831 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,486 62 Photos	Sean79 has gills and can breathe underwater like a fish! __________________ BBB.

July 4th, 2009, 12:59 AM	#832 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Sean79's profile is incorrect. He is actually from the south side of northcentral/western Pennsylvania.

July 4th, 2009, 01:06 AM	#833 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	How is Homerzeppelin's banjo different from a chainsaw? The chainsaw has greater dynamic range! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 4th, 2009, 01:12 AM	#834 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	PennyCentury teaches banjo.... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 4th, 2009, 01:14 AM	#835 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 570	Born in Old Hampshire in 1980, PennyCentury had a typical childhood. It wasn't until she moved to Hamshire at the age of 12 did the 3rd and subsequently 4th arm grow. The next 17 years were spent traveling with carnies, ironically not with the freak show, but running the "shoot out the star" game. Finally she moved to New Hamshire in 2009 and found her true calling...TDPRI, where she was brought in and accepted (after showing a video of her using her 4 arms to play 2 telecasters simultaneously - one playing Van Halen's Eruption and the other Hot Cross Buns).

July 4th, 2009, 01:27 AM	#836 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	homerzeppelin lives with a one eyed flying monkey in a briar patch east of the land of Oz. He spends his days grinding his organ whilst the monkey sits on his shoulder blowing softly in his ear.

July 4th, 2009, 01:28 AM	#837 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	homerzeppelin never says, "DOH!" __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 4th, 2009, 01:33 AM	#839 (permalink)
iansmitchell Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Gainesville, Florida Posts: 1,041	Praisecaster is a pretty cool guy. He fights robots and doesn't afraid of anything. __________________ ... Please do not insinuate anything sexual from that.

July 4th, 2009, 01:36 AM	#840 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	iansmitchell has a crush on Deputy Dawg...

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