Make up a lie about the poster above you! - Page 20

e-merlin · July 3rd, 2009, 12:04 AM

Neocaster picks his nose at the urinal.

redstringuitar · July 3rd, 2009, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neocaster

redstringguitars's strings are red on account o what he do with it when he ain't playin it.

I guess it made sense in binary?

JPark · July 3rd, 2009, 12:05 AM

And e-merlin watches... intently. GO NEO GO!

TeleBrew · July 3rd, 2009, 12:08 AM

JPark now wishes he had red strings on his guitar. Hey, who wouldn't?

simonc · July 3rd, 2009, 12:11 AM

neocaster plays a guitar shaped like Keanu's head

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleBrew

JPark now wishes he had red strings on his guitar. Hey, who wouldn't?

Telebrew has been banned for advertising the custom red strings he sells.

neocaster · July 3rd, 2009, 12:12 AM

TeleBrew bought a new smoker because, after 12 years of wedded bliss, it was time to have his meat smoked again...

redstringuitar · July 3rd, 2009, 12:12 AM

TeleBrew wished he could have picked his nose, he would have gone for a smaller model, without the strawberry effect.

TeleBrew · July 3rd, 2009, 12:17 AM

neocaster is secretly in love with the entire New York Rangers franchise. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

JPark · July 3rd, 2009, 12:29 AM

You know that song Ballroom Blitz? Well Telebrew was the man at the back, as a matter of fact, his eyes were as RED AS THE SUN!

It was frightening.

neocaster · July 3rd, 2009, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPark

You know that song Ballroom Blitz? Well Telebrew was the man at the back, as a matter of fact, his eyes were as RED AS THE SUN!

It was frightening.

Yes, but JPark was the girl in the corner who said "boy I gotta warn ya..."

JPark · July 3rd, 2009, 12:44 AM

Well I'm the passionate one!

I could kill ya with a wink of my eye!

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 01:08 AM

JPark owes Paul money as he pledged $35,000 during the last TDPri telethon.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 01:12 AM

Wardpike is considering updating the Bob Dylan classic Subterranean Homesick Blues with lyrics that rhyme with his surname;

Ward Pike and his dog Spike,
Rides along the Alabama turnpike.
A man walks up kinda ant like,
Says "you look like Ashley Horace Thorndike."
Ward replied "I dunno you should really ask Mike"
All the while Chris Clemens got his finger in the dyke.

brandt · July 3rd, 2009, 01:23 AM

HoodieMcFoodie is distantly related (on his Mother's side) to Wallace of Wallace and Gromit fame.

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 01:34 AM

Whereas Brandt is not-so distantly related to Gromit.

The Bone · July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 AM

knows nothing about baseball.

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 01:38 AM

The Bone eats liver and onion popsicles

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 01:45 AM

pchilson will finally honor his promise to send Ward some liver and onion popsicles! (Ward loves alt flavored iced lollies)

pchilson · July 3rd, 2009, 01:55 AM

Wardpike is the siamese twin of PraiseCaster.

kelnet · July 3rd, 2009, 02:50 AM

Even though pchilson has posted 30 times in this thread, he still comes up with clever made-up stuff about the previous poster.

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 02:56 AM

Kelnet is way more cleverer than pchilson who is insanely jealous of spiritual brothers-in-Christ, Praisecaster and Ward

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 03:24 AM

Wardpike Googled frotteurism and says it's interesting and he wants to know more. He already has the rubber Macintosh and knee boots and subway tickets.

Fendrcaster · July 3rd, 2009, 03:44 AM

PennyCentury is not using this thread to up her post count.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 03:45 AM

Fendrcaster is.

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 03:49 AM

Fendrcaster was permanently banned from Ed Roman's for stealing every "g string" from the guitars in Ed's showroom, while wearing a "g-string". He later sold the "g strings" in Downtown Bawlmore.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 03:55 AM

In PennyCentury's signature, "Mr Fender got it right the first time!", what she really means to say is "Grand-dad got it right the first time!"

PennyCentury · July 3rd, 2009, 04:47 AM

I have it on good authority that HoodieMcfoodie's joke about "BrisVegas" was NOT about Brisbane, rather it was about ritual Jewish Christenings held in a town in Nevada.

Boblets · July 3rd, 2009, 05:52 AM

Oh my goodness, Pennycentury, how did you know that about HoodieMcfoodie? You are spot on.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 08:28 AM

I have it on good authority that Boblet is an immature Bob, and that PennyCentury knows a whole lot more about Australia than she's letting on, almost to expat level.

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 10:30 AM

HoodieMcFoodie is determined to learn how to tune a bass guitar

HoodieMcFoodie · July 3rd, 2009, 10:37 AM

After playing one for 20 years you think I'd know by now. Anyway it was in tune when I bought it. But enough about me.

Wardpike has never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music.

homerzeppelin · July 3rd, 2009, 12:22 PM

HoodieMcFoodie drives this car.

Fret Wilkes · July 3rd, 2009, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by homerzeppelin

HoodieMcFoodie drives this car.

Homerzepplin was named after the rather archaic mode of transportation that Major Leage Baseball supplies to the reigning Home Run Champion.

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 01:17 PM

Fret Wilkes wilk knot go kwietly into thak good knight, knot withkout exstra K's.

p.s. I thoroughly enjoyed that last lie about me... I've actually been to Spain several times and quite enjoy the pauses in between the music.

jonzer · July 3rd, 2009, 01:27 PM

Wardpike is a Grammy winner. OK...that might have been across the line.

Fendrcaster · July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM

jonzer is a reincarnated Confederate soldier from the Battle of Fredericksburg.

Wardpike · July 3rd, 2009, 01:41 PM

(note to Jonzer: None of this is to be taken personally. We are telling blatant lies here about the poster above us, of which we have little control, and this is all for fun. I don't take one thing personally here and hopefully everyone is smart enough to keep this in perspective! I've seen a couple of minor flame posts here... but let's not let those get to us and derail this bit of fun.)

Fendrcaster is the reigning Miss Maryland first runner up

jonzer · July 3rd, 2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

(note to Jonzer: None of this is to be taken personally. We are telling blatant lies here about the poster above us, of which we have little control, and this is all for fun. I don't take one thing personally here and hopefully everyone is smart enough to keep this in perspective! I've seen a couple of minor flame posts here... but let's not let those get to us and derail this bit of fun.)

Fendrcaster is the reigning Miss Maryland first runner up

I know. It was a Grammy insult.

Now to the lie. Wardpike once Fedexed specially custom filled pastry to a sorority once.

JPark · July 3rd, 2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzer

Wardpike once Fedexed specially custom filled pastry to a sorority once.

Jonzer supplied the pastry filling

July 3rd, 2009, 12:05 AM	#763 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,199	And e-merlin watches... intently. GO NEO GO! __________________

July 3rd, 2009, 12:08 AM	#764 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,434	JPark now wishes he had red strings on his guitar. Hey, who wouldn't? __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 3rd, 2009, 12:11 AM	#765 (permalink)
simonc Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Perth Western Australia Age: 30 Posts: 1,757 4 Photos	neocaster plays a guitar shaped like Keanu's head __________________ Never, EVER, stop in the middle of a hoe-down" -Homer Simpson

July 3rd, 2009, 12:12 AM	#768 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 974	TeleBrew wished he could have picked his nose, he would have gone for a smaller model, without the strawberry effect. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 3rd, 2009, 12:17 AM	#769 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,434	neocaster is secretly in love with the entire New York Rangers franchise. Not that there's anything wrong with that. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 3rd, 2009, 12:12 AM	#767 (permalink)
neocaster Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chester County, PA Age: 36 Posts: 3,935 11 Photos	TeleBrew bought a new smoker because, after 12 years of wedded bliss, it was time to have his meat smoked again...

July 3rd, 2009, 12:29 AM	#770 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,199	You know that song Ballroom Blitz? Well Telebrew was the man at the back, as a matter of fact, his eyes were as RED AS THE SUN! It was frightening. __________________

July 3rd, 2009, 12:44 AM	#772 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,199	Well I'm the passionate one! I could kill ya with a wink of my eye! __________________

July 3rd, 2009, 01:08 AM	#773 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	JPark owes Paul money as he pledged $35,000 during the last TDPri telethon. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 01:12 AM	#774 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,063	Wardpike is considering updating the Bob Dylan classic Subterranean Homesick Blues with lyrics that rhyme with his surname; Ward Pike and his dog Spike, Rides along the Alabama turnpike. A man walks up kinda ant like, Says "you look like Ashley Horace Thorndike." Ward replied "I dunno you should really ask Mike" All the while Chris Clemens got his finger in the dyke. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one wll do?

July 3rd, 2009, 01:23 AM	#775 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	HoodieMcFoodie is distantly related (on his Mother's side) to Wallace of Wallace and Gromit fame.

July 3rd, 2009, 01:34 AM	#776 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	Whereas Brandt is not-so distantly related to Gromit. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 AM	#777 (permalink)
The Bone Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sacratomato Age: 44 Posts: 2,402	Wardpike knows nothing about baseball. __________________ "I tried Telecaster and it only has two sounds, good and bad, and a very weak tone variation" - Jimi Hendrix

July 3rd, 2009, 01:38 AM	#778 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,031	The Bone eats liver and onion popsicles

July 3rd, 2009, 01:45 AM	#779 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	pchilson will finally honor his promise to send Ward some liver and onion popsicles! (Ward loves alt flavored iced lollies) __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 01:55 AM	#780 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,031	Wardpike is the siamese twin of PraiseCaster.

July 3rd, 2009, 02:50 AM	#781 (permalink)
kelnet Friend of Leo's Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Port Moody, BC Posts: 2,710	Even though pchilson has posted 30 times in this thread, he still comes up with clever made-up stuff about the previous poster.

July 3rd, 2009, 02:56 AM	#782 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	Kelnet is way more cleverer than pchilson who is insanely jealous of spiritual brothers-in-Christ, Praisecaster and Ward __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 03:24 AM	#783 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 817	Wardpike Googled frotteurism and says it's interesting and he wants to know more. He already has the rubber Macintosh and knee boots and subway tickets. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 03:44 AM	#784 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,093	PennyCentury is not using this thread to up her post count. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 3rd, 2009, 03:45 AM	#785 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,063	Fendrcaster is. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one wll do?

July 3rd, 2009, 03:49 AM	#786 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 817	Fendrcaster was permanently banned from Ed Roman's for stealing every "g string" from the guitars in Ed's showroom, while wearing a "g-string". He later sold the "g strings" in Downtown Bawlmore. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 03:55 AM	#787 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,063	In PennyCentury's signature, "Mr Fender got it right the first time!", what she really means to say is "Grand-dad got it right the first time!" __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one wll do?

July 3rd, 2009, 04:47 AM	#788 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 817	I have it on good authority that HoodieMcfoodie's joke about "BrisVegas" was NOT about Brisbane, rather it was about ritual Jewish Christenings held in a town in Nevada. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 3rd, 2009, 05:52 AM	#789 (permalink)
Boblets Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Brisbane Australia Age: 58 Posts: 163	Oh my goodness, Pennycentury, how did you know that about HoodieMcfoodie? You are spot on.

IMPORTANT:Treat everyone here with respect, no matter how difficult! No sex, drug, political, religion or hate discussion permitted here.

July 3rd, 2009, 08:28 AM	#790 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,063	I have it on good authority that Boblet is an immature Bob, and that PennyCentury knows a whole lot more about Australia than she's letting on, almost to expat level. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one wll do?

July 3rd, 2009, 10:30 AM	#791 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	HoodieMcFoodie is determined to learn how to tune a bass guitar __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 10:37 AM	#792 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,063	After playing one for 20 years you think I'd know by now. Anyway it was in tune when I bought it. But enough about me. Wardpike has never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music. __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one wll do?

July 3rd, 2009, 12:22 PM	#793 (permalink)
homerzeppelin Tele-Holic Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: USA Age: 27 Posts: 559	HoodieMcFoodie drives this car.

July 3rd, 2009, 01:17 PM	#795 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	Fret Wilkes wilk knot go kwietly into thak good knight, knot withkout exstra K's. p.s. I thoroughly enjoyed that last lie about me... I've actually been to Spain several times and quite enjoy the pauses in between the music. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 3rd, 2009, 01:27 PM	#796 (permalink)
jonzer Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 1,693	Wardpike is a Grammy winner. OK...that might have been across the line. __________________ http://corporatetshirt.com

July 3rd, 2009, 01:35 PM	#797 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,093	jonzer is a reincarnated Confederate soldier from the Battle of Fredericksburg. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 3rd, 2009, 01:41 PM	#798 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,534	(note to Jonzer: None of this is to be taken personally. We are telling blatant lies here about the poster above us, of which we have little control, and this is all for fun. I don't take one thing personally here and hopefully everyone is smart enough to keep this in perspective! I've seen a couple of minor flame posts here... but let's not let those get to us and derail this bit of fun.) Fendrcaster is the reigning Miss Maryland first runner up __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

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