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Old June 25th, 2009, 01:03 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Old June 25th, 2009, 01:18 AM   #50 (permalink)
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JPark, although he is Canadian, has never, not even ONCE, ended a sentence with, "Eh?"

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Old June 25th, 2009, 01:22 AM   #55 (permalink)
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