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pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 04:52 PM

Fret Wilkes invented bag balm

Fret Wilkes · July 2nd, 2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by pchilson

Fret Wilkes invented bag balm

pchilson was responsible for making Mr. Ed's lips move

Buckocaster51 · July 2nd, 2009, 05:41 PM

Fret Wilkes is Art Vandelay's long lost nephew.

brandt · July 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM

Fret Wilkes gets his recommended daily allowance of Niacin by 8am EVERY morning

Fret Wilkes · July 2nd, 2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by brandt

Fret Wilkes gets his recommended daily allowance of Niacin by 8am EVERY morning

When brandt travels he cruises bars and introduces himself as a sausage magnate. He then invites women to his room to see his brandtwurst.

PennyCentury · July 2nd, 2009, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pchilson

brandt plays lead washboard in a hillbilly power trio...

What a hillbilly power trio might look like:

Hayseed Dixie

PennyCentury · July 2nd, 2009, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Have you ever heard "They're Coming to Take Me Away" by Napolean XIV?

Well, now you know what Fret Wilkes sounds like...

No he sounds like the flip side: yawA eM ekaT ot gnimoC er'yehT by VIX noelopaN

PennyCentury · July 2nd, 2009, 06:17 PM

Fret Wilkes od'd on Coffee Cabinets and Italian Sandwiches and Del's lemonade for dessert, all paid for by Buddy Cianci. He's all set.

Oh, and folks, this thread is the most fun I've had since I stubbed my big toe getting off the community swing set laty July.

PraiseCaster · July 2nd, 2009, 06:33 PM

PennyCentury made her fortune fby suing the city after stubbing her big toe on the community swing set last July.

PennyCentury · July 2nd, 2009, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fret Wilkes

pchilson was responsible for making Mr. Ed's lips move

No, peanut butter was.

PraiseCaster · July 2nd, 2009, 06:49 PM

PennyCentury strictly adheres to the rules of this thread

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 07:05 PM

PraiseCaster lives in a pineapple under the sea

Wardpike · July 2nd, 2009, 07:21 PM

pchilson performs weekly pedicures for Zsa Zsa Gabor and her old ladyfriends.

brandt · July 2nd, 2009, 07:22 PM

9 of 10 dentists recommend Wardpike

TG · July 2nd, 2009, 07:25 PM

Brandt is wearing spandex right now.

brandt · July 2nd, 2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TG

Brandt is wearing spandex right now.

...and loving it...

TG will be celebrating the 4th of July with his Yankee friends!

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM

TG is really a fat bottom girl...

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 07:31 PM

brandt is too young to know better and too old to care

PraiseCaster · July 2nd, 2009, 07:33 PM

While eating stale mini-chocolate donuts, and petting stray cats inflicted with mange, pchilson witnessed Joel Terry dancing in the community fountain, wearing nothing but a tuu-tuu, a banana hammock, and old Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers with the toes rotted out.

He was singing the tune, “I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!” While fret Wilkes tried to take away the picture he had that the doctor took, so Fret could see what he looks like from the inside as well.

Then out of the blue, Lost In Austin crashed his POS Prius into a Hummer (oh the irony!), and jumped out claiming he had beaten the Martians in a game of checkers, and the world is safe for now.

This made up pchilson’s mind, and he joined the crew of the Cornelia Marie as a Crab Fart Spotter/Sniffer.

Wardpike · July 2nd, 2009, 07:36 PM

Praisecaster smokes Camel filters because his Pastor says they leave a better smell than Marlboros.

Teleblaster_1 · July 2nd, 2009, 07:44 PM

Wardpike got his name from the lead character in a screenplay he wrote combining the elements of Leave It To Beaver and Finding Nemo....

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 07:50 PM

Teleblaster_1 has a hormonal imbalance. To counteract this he takes daily doses of fish oil. This unfortunatley creates another problem, it gives him gas with an oily discharge.

Wardpike · July 2nd, 2009, 08:05 PM

pchilson is at odds with himself, which is why he chooses to live in Colorado even though he hates snow.

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

pchilson is at odds with himself, which is why he chooses to live in Colorado even though he hates snow.

posta be a lie...

Wardpike likes silverfish on his pizza

Wardpike · July 2nd, 2009, 08:16 PM

pchilson takes nothing personally.

brandt · July 2nd, 2009, 08:19 PM

pchilson is hoping that Governor Sanford of SC will write a "tell all" book and really "tell all"

pchilson · July 2nd, 2009, 09:14 PM

brandt has a hard time believing in fairy tales

GhostofJohnToad · July 2nd, 2009, 09:51 PM

pchilson is plotting to take over the nation of Latveria with only a fork and a pair of briefs. He will arrive by jetpack.

PennyCentury · July 2nd, 2009, 09:58 PM

GhostofJohnToad is selling copies of his latest book, Telling whoppers on TDPRI in the lobby right now, folks!

surfoverb · July 2nd, 2009, 10:20 PM

PC suffers from frotteurism.

TeleBrew · July 2nd, 2009, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfoverb

PC suffers from frotteurism.

Cool, I learned a new word today.

Sounds like surfoverb is speaking from experience. I hear that surfoverb is deathly afraid of crowded elevators for this reason.

newtwanger · July 2nd, 2009, 11:43 PM

Little know fact: The TV character MacGyver was based on the life of TeleBrew.

He can also build a guitar out of 3 dimes, a wooden spatula and 11 paper clips. You'd never guess it wasn't a real 53 Telecaster.

homerzeppelin · July 2nd, 2009, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newtwanger

Little know fact: The TV character MacGyver was based on the life of TeleBrew.

He can also build a guitar out of 3 dimes, a wooden spatula and 11 paper clips. You'd never guess it wasn't a real 53 Telecaster.

Another little known fact. newtwanger is not actually "new_twanger" but "newt_wanger"

e-merlin · July 2nd, 2009, 11:49 PM

Homerzeppelin is addicted to Neosporin.

redstringuitar · July 2nd, 2009, 11:51 PM

TeleBrew suffers from frotteurism and Tourette syndrome, he rubs and curses.

redstringuitar · July 2nd, 2009, 11:53 PM

e-merlin is a virtual Spitfire engine.

simonc · July 2nd, 2009, 11:57 PM

redstringuitar was the inspiration for the song " girls just wanna have fun"

newtwanger · July 2nd, 2009, 11:57 PM

Redstringguitar is the Welsh equivalent to Eddie Van Halen.... or was that Freddie Kruger.... anyways some guy into red and white stripes.

BritishBluesBoy · July 2nd, 2009, 11:59 PM

Newtwanger is actually a Newt Wanger... (??!!)

For those unfamiliar, this is a newt:

neocaster · July 3rd, 2009, 12:00 AM

redstringguitars's strings are red on account o what he do with it when he ain't playin it.

July 2nd, 2009, 05:41 PM	#723 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	Fret Wilkes is Art Vandelay's long lost nephew. __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 2nd, 2009, 06:17 PM	#728 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	Fret Wilkes od'd on Coffee Cabinets and Italian Sandwiches and Del's lemonade for dessert, all paid for by Buddy Cianci. He's all set. Oh, and folks, this thread is the most fun I've had since I stubbed my big toe getting off the community swing set laty July. __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 2nd, 2009, 06:33 PM	#729 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	PennyCentury made her fortune fby suing the city after stubbing her big toe on the community swing set last July. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 2nd, 2009, 06:49 PM	#731 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	PennyCentury strictly adheres to the rules of this thread __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 2nd, 2009, 07:21 PM	#733 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	pchilson performs weekly pedicures for Zsa Zsa Gabor and her old ladyfriends. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 2nd, 2009, 04:52 PM	#721 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Fret Wilkes invented bag balm

July 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM	#724 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	Fret Wilkes gets his recommended daily allowance of Niacin by 8am EVERY morning

July 2nd, 2009, 07:05 PM	#732 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	PraiseCaster lives in a pineapple under the sea

July 2nd, 2009, 07:22 PM	#734 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	9 of 10 dentists recommend Wardpike

July 2nd, 2009, 07:25 PM	#735 (permalink)
TG Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Beside a bog in the west of Ireland Age: 48 Posts: 6,334 9 Photos	Brandt is wearing spandex right now.

July 2nd, 2009, 07:30 PM	#737 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	TG is really a fat bottom girl...

July 2nd, 2009, 07:31 PM	#738 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	brandt is too young to know better and too old to care

July 2nd, 2009, 07:33 PM	#739 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,885 16 Photos	While eating stale mini-chocolate donuts, and petting stray cats inflicted with mange, pchilson witnessed Joel Terry dancing in the community fountain, wearing nothing but a tuu-tuu, a banana hammock, and old Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers with the toes rotted out. He was singing the tune, “I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so!” While fret Wilkes tried to take away the picture he had that the doctor took, so Fret could see what he looks like from the inside as well. Then out of the blue, Lost In Austin crashed his POS Prius into a Hummer (oh the irony!), and jumped out claiming he had beaten the Martians in a game of checkers, and the world is safe for now. This made up pchilson’s mind, and he joined the crew of the Cornelia Marie as a Crab Fart Spotter/Sniffer. __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 2nd, 2009, 07:36 PM	#740 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	Praisecaster smokes Camel filters because his Pastor says they leave a better smell than Marlboros. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 2nd, 2009, 07:44 PM	#741 (permalink)
Teleblaster_1 TDPRI Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 84	Wardpike got his name from the lead character in a screenplay he wrote combining the elements of Leave It To Beaver and Finding Nemo....

July 2nd, 2009, 07:50 PM	#742 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	Teleblaster_1 has a hormonal imbalance. To counteract this he takes daily doses of fish oil. This unfortunatley creates another problem, it gives him gas with an oily discharge.

July 2nd, 2009, 08:05 PM	#743 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	pchilson is at odds with himself, which is why he chooses to live in Colorado even though he hates snow. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 2nd, 2009, 08:16 PM	#745 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,589	pchilson takes nothing personally. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 2nd, 2009, 08:19 PM	#746 (permalink)
brandt Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Age: 51 Posts: 528	pchilson is hoping that Governor Sanford of SC will write a "tell all" book and really "tell all"

July 2nd, 2009, 09:14 PM	#747 (permalink)
pchilson Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Loveland, Colorado Age: 51 Posts: 2,119	brandt has a hard time believing in fairy tales

July 2nd, 2009, 09:51 PM	#748 (permalink)
GhostofJohnToad Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toledo, Ohio Age: 36 Posts: 1,150 7 Photos	pchilson is plotting to take over the nation of Latveria with only a fork and a pair of briefs. He will arrive by jetpack.

July 2nd, 2009, 09:58 PM	#749 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 850	GhostofJohnToad is selling copies of his latest book, Telling whoppers on TDPRI in the lobby right now, folks! __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

July 2nd, 2009, 10:20 PM	#750 (permalink)
surfoverb Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 3,087	PC suffers from frotteurism. __________________ "You released the ****** fury!"*

July 2nd, 2009, 11:43 PM	#752 (permalink)
newtwanger Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Quebec, Canada Age: 45 Posts: 1,550 11 Photos	Little know fact: The TV character MacGyver was based on the life of TeleBrew. He can also build a guitar out of 3 dimes, a wooden spatula and 11 paper clips. You'd never guess it wasn't a real 53 Telecaster.

July 2nd, 2009, 11:51 PM	#755 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	TeleBrew suffers from frotteurism and Tourette syndrome, he rubs and curses. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

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July 2nd, 2009, 11:53 PM	#756 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,036	e-merlin is a virtual Spitfire engine. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 2nd, 2009, 11:57 PM	#757 (permalink)
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July 2nd, 2009, 11:57 PM	#758 (permalink)
newtwanger Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Quebec, Canada Age: 45 Posts: 1,550 11 Photos	Redstringguitar is the Welsh equivalent to Eddie Van Halen.... or was that Freddie Kruger.... anyways some guy into red and white stripes.

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