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adifferentbreed · June 30th, 2009, 06:50 PM

BBB nailed him to his perch......so he doen't muscle up to the bars.

Buckocaster51 · June 30th, 2009, 06:56 PM

A Different Breed really IS a different breed.

Medical Science is still puzzled.

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 07:37 PM

Buckocaster only looks like he's wearing a fur coat... that's his back & chest hair people.

adifferentbreed · June 30th, 2009, 07:50 PM

Wardpike is just jealous.....he wishes he had some of that hair on his head.

BritishBluesBoy · June 30th, 2009, 07:55 PM

Here's a video of adifferentbreed introducing his new girlfriend to his parents...

Bitty?

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 07:58 PM

That's bbb in the cardigan!!

BritishBluesBoy · June 30th, 2009, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

That's bbb in the cardigan!!

That's Wardpike on the couch!

adifferentbreed · June 30th, 2009, 08:04 PM

BBB spends his days looking for twisted British humor....oh wait, it's supposed to be a lie. BBB has lived that skit.

PraiseCaster · June 30th, 2009, 08:24 PM

adifferentbreed was lost during a family vacation, and was raised by Prairie Dogs. In Prairie Dog society (which is very organized), he was the babysitter/wet nurse, and refuse disposer of the particular Prairie Dog pack that he was a part of.

When a group of Amish came across him, they thought at first he was of the devil, but they soon realized that he may make a great companion pet for there carriage hauling mare, "Biscuits". Thus began his slow, and odd return to society.

Though he still scampers around at night, and tries to breast feed the cat...........

adifferentbreed · June 30th, 2009, 08:35 PM

Praisecaster makes me feed tha cat.

PraiseCaster · June 30th, 2009, 08:37 PM

adifferentbreed has no cat......

Jerolin · June 30th, 2009, 09:10 PM

PraiseCaster has 6 nipples, much like a cat.

TeleBrew · June 30th, 2009, 09:33 PM

Jerolin can verify through photographic evidence that Praisecaster has six nipples. I've seen the video as well as the special edition holographic T-shirt and trading cards.

telex · June 30th, 2009, 09:40 PM

Telebrew is afraid of tabby cats.

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 10:03 PM

telex is a luddite and is actually communicating with us through a Telex teletype machine. Listen! You can hear it...
clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack

PennyCentury · June 30th, 2009, 10:06 PM

Wardpike wrote and played in the Eurovision song contest as... TELEX!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf4a-KAGgZY

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM

That actually looks a bit like me.

BTW, gang, That's Penny on the right in the pink shirt!!

TeleBrew · June 30th, 2009, 10:12 PM

Wardpike auditioned for the Isaraeli version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and won 97 Shekels. Following his amazing success he promptly blew it all on pork rind futures, losing everything to Bernie Madoff and his pork rind Ponzi poseurs.

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM

Telebrew has never actually played a telecaster without chewing on pork rinds.

TeleBrew · June 30th, 2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wardpike

Telebrew has never actually played a telecaster without chewing on pork rinds.

Yeah, but I never inhaled.

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 10:42 PM

Telebrew DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman.

Jerolin · June 30th, 2009, 11:08 PM

WardPike DID have sexual relations with her though.

adifferentbreed · June 30th, 2009, 11:21 PM

Jerolin thought about having relations with her.............and pork rinds.

Fendrcaster · June 30th, 2009, 11:25 PM

adifferentbreed had sexual relations with the pork rinds. Golden Flake rinds, if I remember correctly.

Wardpike · June 30th, 2009, 11:33 PM

1982 National spelling bee winner, Fendrcaster, videotaped Monica and I.

geoff_in_nc · June 30th, 2009, 11:37 PM

Sadly, on oh so many levels, Wardpike and Monica were videotaped fighting over the last Chicken McNugget in the 20-pack.

Fendrcaster · June 30th, 2009, 11:51 PM

Quote:

1982 National spelling bee winner, Fendrcaster, videotaped Monica and I.

In my own defense, I originally had "Fendercaster" as my handle but lost my password. I had to re-register as "Fendrcaster"...no lie.

psychotelepathic · June 30th, 2009, 11:57 PM

Fendrcstr originally tried to register as Fendrcastermasturbator, but the name was too long.

Fendrcaster · July 1st, 2009, 12:05 AM

Just don't tell my wife!

TeleBrew · July 1st, 2009, 12:20 AM

I think my favorite story involving Fendrcaster ended with the tag line "I can't believe I ate all those pork rinds," to which I responded "yeah, dude, you totally did."

Wardpike · July 1st, 2009, 12:23 AM

Secretly, however, it was Telebrew who was hoovering the pork rinds every time Fendrcsatre turned away to watch the spelling bee coverage on C_Span.

B Valley · July 1st, 2009, 12:23 AM

Telebrew's wife was willing to try anything to get his attention.

TeleBrew · July 1st, 2009, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B Valley

Telebrew's wife was willing to try anything to get his attention.

I told that woman to stay away from my computational device!

Wardpike · July 1st, 2009, 12:41 AM

Telebrew was posing as Keith Richards at the time, but couldn't get past the summetrical fermatas to forge KR's signature! Later he realized he didn't really like thinlines.

PraiseCaster · July 1st, 2009, 01:18 AM

Wardpike was the choreographer, and costume designer on this video shoot for this song:

Fendrcaster · July 1st, 2009, 01:36 AM

PraiseCaster is the keyboard player in that video.

JPark · July 1st, 2009, 02:09 AM

Fendrcaster is the teepee you can see at 1:07 and 3:10

redstringuitar · July 1st, 2009, 03:39 AM

JPark is such a dreamer he stands on the end of runways with his thumb out.

PraiseCaster · July 1st, 2009, 03:41 AM

redstringuitar has a paralyzing fear of Hot Links, Sausages, and Hot dogs, and passes out every time he hears ZZ Tops "Tube Steak Boogie".

But he loves Kielbasa...........

redstringuitar · July 1st, 2009, 03:47 AM

PraiseCaster still gets pocket money.

June 30th, 2009, 06:50 PM	#521 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	BBB nailed him to his perch......so he doen't muscle up to the bars. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 30th, 2009, 06:56 PM	#522 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	A Different Breed really IS a different breed. Medical Science is still puzzled. __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

June 30th, 2009, 07:37 PM	#523 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Buckocaster only looks like he's wearing a fur coat... that's his back & chest hair people. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 07:50 PM	#524 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	Wardpike is just jealous.....he wishes he had some of that hair on his head. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 30th, 2009, 07:55 PM	#525 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,495 62 Photos	Here's a video of adifferentbreed introducing his new girlfriend to his parents... Bitty? __________________ BBB.

June 30th, 2009, 07:58 PM	#526 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	That's bbb in the cardigan!! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 08:04 PM	#528 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	BBB spends his days looking for twisted British humor....oh wait, it's supposed to be a lie. BBB has lived that skit. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 30th, 2009, 08:24 PM	#529 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	adifferentbreed was lost during a family vacation, and was raised by Prairie Dogs. In Prairie Dog society (which is very organized), he was the babysitter/wet nurse, and refuse disposer of the particular Prairie Dog pack that he was a part of. When a group of Amish came across him, they thought at first he was of the devil, but they soon realized that he may make a great companion pet for there carriage hauling mare, "Biscuits". Thus began his slow, and odd return to society. Though he still scampers around at night, and tries to breast feed the cat........... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 30th, 2009, 08:35 PM	#530 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	Praisecaster makes me feed tha cat. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 30th, 2009, 08:37 PM	#531 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	adifferentbreed has no cat...... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

June 30th, 2009, 09:10 PM	#532 (permalink)
Jerolin Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Texarkana, TX Age: 22 Posts: 419	PraiseCaster has 6 nipples, much like a cat. __________________ "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her" Check me out on DeviantArt: Here

June 30th, 2009, 09:33 PM	#533 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	Jerolin can verify through photographic evidence that Praisecaster has six nipples. I've seen the video as well as the special edition holographic T-shirt and trading cards. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

June 30th, 2009, 09:40 PM	#534 (permalink)
telex Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Hampshire, USA Age: 40 Posts: 566	Telebrew is afraid of tabby cats.

June 30th, 2009, 10:03 PM	#535 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	telex is a luddite and is actually communicating with us through a Telex teletype machine. Listen! You can hear it... clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack clack __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 10:06 PM	#536 (permalink)
PennyCentury Tele-Holic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 856	Wardpike wrote and played in the Eurovision song contest as... TELEX! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf4a-KAGgZY __________________ Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette

June 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM	#537 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	That actually looks a bit like me. BTW, gang, That's Penny on the right in the pink shirt!! __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 10:12 PM	#538 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	Wardpike auditioned for the Isaraeli version of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and won 97 Shekels. Following his amazing success he promptly blew it all on pork rind futures, losing everything to Bernie Madoff and his pork rind Ponzi poseurs. __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

June 30th, 2009, 10:15 PM	#539 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Telebrew has never actually played a telecaster without chewing on pork rinds. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 10:42 PM	#541 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Telebrew DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 11:08 PM	#542 (permalink)
Jerolin Tele-Meister Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Texarkana, TX Age: 22 Posts: 419	WardPike DID have sexual relations with her though. __________________ "Peter, Peter pumpkin eater, Had a wife but couldn't keep her" Check me out on DeviantArt: Here

June 30th, 2009, 11:21 PM	#543 (permalink)
adifferentbreed Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Holmes Beach, Florida Age: 44 Posts: 682	Jerolin thought about having relations with her.............and pork rinds. __________________ Dig the Blues? Check out the Blues Republic! http://www.bluesrepublic.org "Life is just a tire swing"

June 30th, 2009, 11:25 PM	#544 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	adifferentbreed had sexual relations with the pork rinds. Golden Flake rinds, if I remember correctly. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

June 30th, 2009, 11:33 PM	#545 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	1982 National spelling bee winner, Fendrcaster, videotaped Monica and I. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

June 30th, 2009, 11:37 PM	#546 (permalink)
geoff_in_nc Tele-Meister Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: "Raleigh-wood" Age: 45 Posts: 437	Sadly, on oh so many levels, Wardpike and Monica were videotaped fighting over the last Chicken McNugget in the 20-pack. __________________ Every picture tells a story, donut.

June 30th, 2009, 11:57 PM	#548 (permalink)
psychotelepathic Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Charlotte Posts: 678	Fendrcstr originally tried to register as Fendrcastermasturbator, but the name was too long.

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July 1st, 2009, 12:05 AM	#549 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	Just don't tell my wife! __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 1st, 2009, 12:20 AM	#550 (permalink)
TeleBrew Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kittredge, Colorado Age: 37 Posts: 1,448	I think my favorite story involving Fendrcaster ended with the tag line "I can't believe I ate all those pork rinds," to which I responded "yeah, dude, you totally did." __________________ "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -Edward Abbey

July 1st, 2009, 12:23 AM	#551 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Secretly, however, it was Telebrew who was hoovering the pork rinds every time Fendrcsatre turned away to watch the spelling bee coverage on C_Span. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 1st, 2009, 12:23 AM	#552 (permalink)
B Valley Tele-Afflicted Join Date: May 2008 Location: Glendale, Az Posts: 1,374	Telebrew's wife was willing to try anything to get his attention. __________________ How many guitars is enough? Just one more...

July 1st, 2009, 12:41 AM	#554 (permalink)
Wardpike Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Age: 44 Posts: 2,594	Telebrew was posing as Keith Richards at the time, but couldn't get past the summetrical fermatas to forge KR's signature! Later he realized he didn't really like thinlines. __________________ Proverbs 3:6 Matthew 5:44

July 1st, 2009, 01:18 AM	#555 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	Wardpike was the choreographer, and costume designer on this video shoot for this song: __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace

July 1st, 2009, 01:36 AM	#556 (permalink)
Fendrcaster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 59 Posts: 1,128	PraiseCaster is the keyboard player in that video. __________________ I did a Google search of the letter "e". The whole internet froze up.

July 1st, 2009, 02:09 AM	#557 (permalink)
JPark Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Saint John, NB Age: 19 Posts: 1,200	Fendrcaster is the teepee you can see at 1:07 and 3:10 __________________

July 1st, 2009, 03:39 AM	#558 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,042	JPark is such a dreamer he stands on the end of runways with his thumb out. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

July 1st, 2009, 03:41 AM	#559 (permalink)
PraiseCaster Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Whittier, California Posts: 5,886 16 Photos	redstringuitar has a paralyzing fear of Hot Links, Sausages, and Hot dogs, and passes out every time he hears ZZ Tops "Tube Steak Boogie". But he loves Kielbasa........... __________________ Later! PraiseCaster Visit Guitarists Praise and Worship Forum!! Dance Like David, MySpace