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June 30th, 2009, 12:07 AM
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BBB worships at the altar of Klaus Nome.
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June 30th, 2009, 12:34 AM
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Hoodie McFoodie uses a tiger snake instead of a guard dog. He also keeps a great white shark in his bathtub, but only during Lent.
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June 30th, 2009, 12:59 AM
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Geoff in NC was a stand-in for Otis Campbell on the Andy Griffith Show.
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June 30th, 2009, 02:04 AM
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At home, Buckocaster51 wears a white bath towel stolen from the Interstate 10 TraveLodge in Barstow, California, as a cape, along with white briefs over a red body stocking and white go-go boots; he calls himself "Captain Crimson" and wrestles with his arch-nemesis, The Reprehensible Center Sofa Cushion.
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June 30th, 2009, 02:15 AM
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Oh, yes--I forgot: Buckocaster got in trouble with his mom for tearing the stuffing out of her sofa cushion.
And for wearing her old go-go boots. (Ya gotta get me back, B.  )
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June 30th, 2009, 08:48 AM
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June 30th, 2009, 10:09 AM
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HoodieMcFoodie got arrested at 8 years old for removing the "do not remove" tag from his pillow.
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June 30th, 2009, 10:23 AM
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June 30th, 2009, 10:50 AM
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June 30th, 2009, 10:59 AM
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June 30th, 2009, 11:22 AM
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Out on the road today Fret Wilkes saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside his head said, "Don't look back, you can never look back".
Then he realised it was on his car and it was being stolen!
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June 30th, 2009, 11:50 AM
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HoodieMcfoodie traded his last Telecaster for 55 gallons of sheep dip and a Violet Crumble.
(Mmmm, Violet Crumble - now that's what I'm talking about!)
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Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette |
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June 30th, 2009, 12:09 PM
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PennyCentury has just bought a new hamster, from a mobile pet-vendor in her home town of New Hampshire...it's a tradition there.
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June 30th, 2009, 12:12 PM
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Surfoverb went to Virginia in search of virgins, but all he got were nicotine stains and a nasty little rash.
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June 30th, 2009, 12:32 PM
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Wardpike scratches so much that even his decisions are rash.
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June 30th, 2009, 12:44 PM
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June 30th, 2009, 03:17 PM
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Surf is in traction for trying to practice yoga while wearing his Tele......he got the blues bends.
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June 30th, 2009, 04:57 PM
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Wardpike should know that the SF public bathhouses were closed by Bette Midler during the 80's
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Now with whole-grain Telecaster goodness! I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament. ~Alanis Morissette |
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June 30th, 2009, 05:08 PM
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PennyCentury is actually a covert, unnamed agency, hitman, who botched the hit on Bette Midler in the early 80's.
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June 30th, 2009, 05:23 PM
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PraiseCaster was once "The Pride of Cucamonga", but abdicated after realizing the only real benefit was his own key to the washroom at the local Citco station.
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June 30th, 2009, 05:25 PM
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June 30th, 2009, 05:33 PM
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Fret Wilkes was once the center of controversy in his home town of Hobo Broken Valley, for supplying a "secret ingredient" to the frozen yogurt supply. He was forced to resign (from what, nobody knows, because he wasnt a member of anything), when they found out that the secret ingredient was in fact a very non-secret yogurt. Thats right, he added yogurt to the yogurt, and now his entire family bares the shame, and the same kind of warts that he has...............
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June 30th, 2009, 05:38 PM
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