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Old June 29th, 2009, 05:26 PM   #441 (permalink)
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Old June 29th, 2009, 05:39 PM   #445 (permalink)
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Old June 29th, 2009, 05:40 PM   #446 (permalink)
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Fret wilkes' name come's from what his friends call him... "fret walker" coz he is sooooo damn old n slow ;)
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Fret Wilkes' cleaning business hit a set back, when the Prison Board uncovered hidden video, that he would "lick clean" all of the inmates dirty socks. They refused to say exactly how he cleaned there underwear............
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THORPEY's name is derived from the the germanic myth of "The Mighty Thor". And believe you me he's gonna be "mighty thor" if he keeps methin with me!" :0)
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PraiseCaster, in an attempt to "loosen things up" has developed a product called PraiseCasterOil which can be used as a laxative or a brake fluid.
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When Jerolin's free range hamster herding days ended, he began artificially inseminating snails and slugs as a hobby.
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When noticing his sense of humor was on the wane, PraiseCaster moved to Whittier in a vain attempt to recify the situation.
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When noticing his sense of humor was on the wane, PraiseCaster moved to Whittier in a vain attempt to recify the situation.
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geoff_in_nc cannot kiss like an Eskimo, because he has no nose due to an industrial accident at a spaghetti factory. They di though, transplant his left big toe there, so he can at least smell if he needs to change his socks (he has a really bad foot odor problem).
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I bumped into Praisecaster in the street the other day. He asked me for a match - I said "Sure, your face and my arse!"

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Wait, that didnt help me one bit..............
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I'm really not sure, but your welcome, maybe?
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