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Old November 7th, 2009, 05:20 PM   #4121 (permalink)
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This afternoon, UPS delivered twenty lost guitars on Nvilletele's porch. It seems that a flock of UPS drivers with guilty consciences suddenly "found" all of the lost guitars from the past year and delivered them to Nvilletele due to all the recent publicity. A few even showed up that had been lost while in FedEx's possession.

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Old November 7th, 2009, 05:40 PM   #4122 (permalink)
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PennyCentury can not tell a lie. She is a UPS driver.
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Old November 7th, 2009, 08:55 PM   #4123 (permalink)
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Old November 7th, 2009, 09:10 PM   #4124 (permalink)
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PennyCentury has no affiliation with UPS she is an expert however on making Brownies
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Old November 7th, 2009, 09:29 PM   #4125 (permalink)
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Groovey Records went walkabout and made a damper for supper, but forgot to include flour in the mix. Talk about putting a damper on things.

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Old November 7th, 2009, 09:42 PM   #4126 (permalink)
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Censorship is evil,

excuse me while I play my Guitar

I know, I know you probably scream and cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world
Are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold
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Old November 8th, 2009, 03:53 AM   #4127 (permalink)
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The crusaders kept it clean too...

Groovey Records knows he's a classy dude, all his tattoos are spelled right like what his english teacher learned him.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 06:04 AM   #4128 (permalink)
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Old November 8th, 2009, 08:05 AM   #4129 (permalink)
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HoodieMcFoodie lives in Taaamworth cuz he can have 3 "A" for the price, and it's important for a guy wiz scotish roots.
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Old November 8th, 2009, 08:29 AM   #4130 (permalink)
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Here's Kornelius' first foray into the world of film...

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Old November 8th, 2009, 08:56 AM   #4131 (permalink)
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Thanks for the film Hoodie, it's allways a pleasure to see you running on ice in an orange swimming suit
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Old November 9th, 2009, 01:41 AM   #4132 (permalink)
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Here's Kornelius training for the All-Lorient Pengo championship


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Old November 9th, 2009, 01:56 AM   #4133 (permalink)
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That was really funny

Why do women like Pacman so much?
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Old November 9th, 2009, 03:15 AM   #4134 (permalink)
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Groovey wonders why women like Pacman so much. Well, duh! Women like the package, not necessarily for the game so much.
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No Jim it is because they get eaten 3 times for a quarter !

Jim pridx plays space invaders on the first pretenders album

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Three times for a quarter?

Groovey hangs out in casinos and particularly enjoys dining there as well.
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Old November 9th, 2009, 04:22 AM   #4137 (permalink)
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Jim has announced his much-anticipated return to the Wisconsin custom garment business.
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Groovey records can't make the difference between Shirley Bassey's "Born to lose" and Johnny Thunders' "Born too loose"
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Old November 9th, 2009, 09:27 AM   #4142 (permalink)
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Thanks for the video (no i mean it!)
Now back to the thread
Groovey records likes me so much that he's posting Johnny thunders video for me
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Old November 9th, 2009, 04:19 PM   #4143 (permalink)
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Penny Century doesn't like Mondays, but today she's in a 'groovey' mood
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nvilletele had everybody puzzled when he shouted there was trouble at the mill because one of the crossbeams had gone out of skew on the treadle.
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Moggl has just purchased the very first outfit of the new Prideaux garment line entitled "Queen-IS-A-FELLA." As a matter of fact, he personally designed it for himself. He especially loved wearing the combat boots while modeling the outfit.

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Here's jim_pridx in his traditional home-town carnival costume....unfortunately, he got his dates mixed up and was just about to be arrested....the cops thought he was a cheesy Triad with bullet holes.

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Redstring is not in this picture. he was in the bag that day

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Pchilson designs vaccum cleaners for Gibson. He is excited that his design for their new E_lectrolux Model 30 Vintage Historic Reissue will be their only product that doesn't suck.
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