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November 6th, 2009, 01:48 PM
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Kornelius has letters after his name too....all of 'em are county court judgements.
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November 6th, 2009, 02:15 PM
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Kornelius rented a Holden and drove thru the Outback so fast he was branded a Hoon.
As a result, he lost his corn flakes endorsement,
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November 6th, 2009, 02:19 PM
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Every day PennyCentury has a Kelloggs Good Morning by starting her day with a prune juice enema
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November 6th, 2009, 02:22 PM
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Pennycentury believes that capitalists always leave the caps lock on...WHICH IS NOT ALLOWED HERE, I HASTEN TO ADD.
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November 6th, 2009, 02:28 PM
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Groovey Records is a sworn enemy of prune juice...last time he tried sitting on a stool that wasn't solid, damn near broke his coccyx, which he invented in 1857.
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November 6th, 2009, 02:35 PM
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RSG is short for Redstringuitar. Redstringuitar is short. That is because at a young age he had his coccyx removed along with a large portion of his spine.
The effect of this was to render him almost totally spineless.
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November 6th, 2009, 02:50 PM
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Groovey Records has a long police record for public nudity...it's the only way he gets to show the world that he has cojones.
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November 6th, 2009, 03:13 PM
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Kornelius has kindly offered his services to the new circus, here's his résumé
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November 6th, 2009, 07:28 PM
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Aha, a rare Welsh folk dancer in national costume. Marvelous!
Redstring, thanks for giving me a laugh, it is good for my equilibrium. Redstringuitar sings with a voice that has a mixture of the vocal qualities of Tom Jones and Neddy Seagoon, which is not bad, actually. |
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November 6th, 2009, 10:10 PM
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boblets won the "stuff as many girls as you can into a Tata Nano car" contest this week.
He is now recuperating at Brisbane & Womens Hospital on a strict protein diet.
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November 6th, 2009, 10:15 PM
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PennyCentury came in second place with a dis honorable mention for stuffing as many Nano Tata's as inhumanly possible into a wet T shirt
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November 6th, 2009, 10:54 PM
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iansmitchell decided to out his tube and start a new racket renting it to burn Blazer
DO The Freddy
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November 7th, 2009, 12:04 AM
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After learning of his Scottish ancestry, Boblets decided to make a set of Aussie style bag-pipes using three miniature didgeredoos and an old colostomy bag.
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November 7th, 2009, 03:08 AM
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Groovey Records is well known for his 'childish' attitude
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Hard Times in the Land of Plenty! |
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November 7th, 2009, 08:31 AM
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Groovey Records thinks he is El Tedesco's twin brother.
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November 7th, 2009, 12:38 PM
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Groovey Records was on a weight loss regemin until one day he saw his lost weight on a milk carton. Now he crusades for the return of lost or stolen weights. He is honored by dumbells everywhere.
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November 7th, 2009, 12:41 PM
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pchilson got the chills in Colorado, but he's chill with it cuz he loves the land there.
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November 7th, 2009, 12:51 PM
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Pchilson used to be Hunter S Thompson's drinking pal. When they came back from Las Vegas things were never quite the same.
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November 7th, 2009, 01:20 PM
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Pchilson loves to eat BarB Queer
Stuffed Pork is his favorite next to sheep dip
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November 7th, 2009, 01:34 PM
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Groovey Wreck Chords flies his flag at half-staff every October to mourn the passing of the 12" vinyl LP and the introduction of the music CD.
I thought the purpose of this thread was to make up a lie, not make up borderline filth, but that's just me.
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November 7th, 2009, 02:14 PM
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Penny Century is just jealous she doesn't have a flag that she can fly at half-staff.
though I agree with her about the purpose of the thread
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November 7th, 2009, 05:14 PM
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Sorry Penny I buy new releases on vinyl or I don't buy them.
NVilletele is a Southern Gentleman, from the south Bronx. Borderline ???
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