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Old November 5th, 2009, 08:32 PM   #4041 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 08:43 PM   #4043 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 08:52 PM   #4044 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 09:08 PM   #4045 (permalink)
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Groovey Records studied "rocket" science at Kiki de Montparnasse, yeah, he still believes that's what they are.
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Old November 5th, 2009, 10:28 PM   #4046 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 10:48 PM   #4047 (permalink)
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I knew Jayne when he was Wayne DD gave me my wings and GG lived down the hall in the Chelsea

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Old November 5th, 2009, 10:52 PM   #4048 (permalink)
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pchilson has no need for money...the rattling of soup kitchen pans are music to his ears...he got really pissed at the breadline though, the crumbs clogged his nose up.
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Old November 5th, 2009, 10:55 PM   #4049 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 11:03 PM   #4050 (permalink)
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Oh no, do I have to? Oh go on then....pchilson has Groovey Records. (nightly, most probably)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 11:05 PM   #4051 (permalink)
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redstringuitar only can play one string at a time...and it is a blue one
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Old November 5th, 2009, 11:25 PM   #4052 (permalink)
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Old November 5th, 2009, 11:37 PM   #4053 (permalink)
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Even Pchilson can be funnier then that and his hand goes bippity boppity bat

Oh Gawd anyone can do better then that
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Old November 6th, 2009, 12:19 AM   #4057 (permalink)
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According to his records of his records, when Groovey Records records records his records turn out to have been recorded quite groovey.

(and some of us can do worse than that)
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Nvilletele showed up here looking for his Kirn. I don't have it, do you want my ESP Mirage instead?

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Groovey Records' father is a hamster and his mother smells of elderberries...
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Old November 6th, 2009, 01:34 AM   #4063 (permalink)
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I'm reporting Groovey Records to the BBB (Better Business Bureau)
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Nville has lost himself a very nice and perhaps a very sweet guitar, but he's making up for it by saying to himself that "sometimes things are meant to be." Hey, this isn't a lie, but it's perhaps worth saying.

On the other hand, I would suppose that Nville is secretly wishing that another Ron Kirn Tele might drop into his lap. Sorry, I guess I just can't tell a lie tonight about the person posting above me.
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Yeap.....let's report Groovey to the BBB. None of us are quite sure as to what this might prove to anyone, but it might be cool to do just the same.
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Jim has BBB experience he has sleepovers in brooklyn all the time.

He claims he thought he was having Tea at the BBC
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Groovey doesn't really understand the differences between BBB and BBC. You see, BBB stands for British Blues Boy (his own notion of better business bureau), and BBC stands for British Broadcasting Corporation. In essence, British Blues Boy owns them all, and tea is the very last thing on the menu unless, of course, you need a mid-afternoon caffiene buzz. There's really no reason to have a "spot" of tea at any other time.
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Jim is spot on the everything stops for tea. He also has spots on his hands
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Groovey recently found a "spot" in his beer. Unfortunately, we'll never know what it was that he found.

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