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Fret Wilkes · November 2nd, 2009, 07:45 PM

Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?"

BritishBluesBoy · November 2nd, 2009, 09:41 PM

Fret Wilkes · November 3rd, 2009, 09:23 AM

Ah! Your wife interested in uh....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowingly?

podboy3 · November 3rd, 2009, 09:56 AM

David Barnett · November 3rd, 2009, 12:28 PM

FIRST ANNOUNCER:
Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about; it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates. The course has been designed by Dr Karl Gruber of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki. Here he himself introduces the course.
DR KARL GRUBER:
Hello! My name is Karl Gruber. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute in which subjects were exposed to simulated embarrassment predicaments over a prolonged fart - PERIOD! - TIME!! [farts] Sorry.
Lesson one: Words. Do any of these words [farts] embarrass you?
ASSISTANT:
"Shoe" ..... "Megaphone" ..... "Grunties".
DR KARL GRUBER:
Now let's go on to something ruder.
ASSISTANT:
"Wankel Rotary Engine".

podboy3 · November 3rd, 2009, 06:22 PM

numeric · November 3rd, 2009, 06:28 PM

BritishBluesBoy · November 3rd, 2009, 06:53 PM

Moggl · November 6th, 2009, 09:01 AM

Tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before.

Moggl · November 6th, 2009, 09:02 AM

Tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu.

That strange feeling

we sometimes get

that we've lived through something

before.

Jimmyspaz · November 6th, 2009, 09:38 AM

"All dinosaurs are very small at one end, much much larger in the center, and very small again at the other end. That's my theory, and it's mine!!
-Anne Elk(Miss)

kelnet · November 6th, 2009, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimmyspaz

"All dinosaurs are very small at one end, much much larger in the center, and very small again at the other end. That's my theory, and it's mine!!
-Anne Elk(Miss)

Well, Anne, this theory of yours seems to have hit the nail right on the head.

electricbody · November 6th, 2009, 06:25 PM

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Moggl · November 7th, 2009, 09:43 AM

- 'This is Bolton, isn't it?'

- 'Ah, no, it's Ipswich!'

SteveO · November 7th, 2009, 10:42 AM

Sorry,the cat's eaten it.

unclearty · November 7th, 2009, 10:57 AM

Oh...I'm sorry...arguments are down the hall.

David Barnett · November 7th, 2009, 11:33 AM

A minute passed.

Jimmyspaz · November 7th, 2009, 11:38 AM

"Evening, Mrs. Gorrilla,"
"Evening, Mrs. Non-Gorrilla."

Moggl · November 9th, 2009, 04:06 AM

Oh, Mr Belpitt, your legs are so swollen!

Groovey Records · November 9th, 2009, 04:12 AM

he said Jehohvah

did not hurummph I Mean DID NOT

David Barnett · November 12th, 2009, 02:12 AM

O Yangtse, Beautiful river. River full of fish. ... Teeming with carp and trout and perch and bream.

Moggl · November 14th, 2009, 01:12 AM

Lemon Curry

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November 2nd, 2009, 07:45 PM	#281 (permalink)
Fret Wilkes Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Harmony, R.I. Age: 52 Posts: 1,500 47 Photos	Sancho Panza (Mr Organs) spoilt an otherwise impeccably choreographed rape scene by his unscheduled appearance and persistent cries of "What's all this then?" __________________ See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.

November 2nd, 2009, 09:41 PM	#282 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,486 62 Photos	__________________ BBB.

November 3rd, 2009, 09:23 AM	#283 (permalink)
Fret Wilkes Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Harmony, R.I. Age: 52 Posts: 1,500 47 Photos	Ah! Your wife interested in uh....photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowingly? __________________ See, I didn't reconize ya when ya first drove up till ya stuck yer hand out and wove then I seen right off who ya was and knowd ya.

November 3rd, 2009, 09:56 AM	#284 (permalink)
podboy3 Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 645	__________________ "I Ain't Got No Soul But I Got More Than Don Henley" - BHG

November 3rd, 2009, 12:28 PM	#285 (permalink)
David Barnett Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Far-Flung Isles of Langerhans Age: 53 Posts: 6,061	FIRST ANNOUNCER: Are you embarrassed easily? I am. But it's nothing to worry about; it's all part of growing up and being British. This course is designed to eliminate embarrassment, to enable you to talk freely about rude objects, to look at awkward and embarrassing things and to point at people's privates. The course has been designed by Dr Karl Gruber of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki. Here he himself introduces the course. DR KARL GRUBER: Hello! My name is Karl Gruber. Thank you for inviting me into your home. My method is the result of six years work here at the institute in which subjects were exposed to simulated embarrassment predicaments over a prolonged fart - PERIOD! - TIME!! [farts] Sorry. Lesson one: Words. Do any of these words [farts] embarrass you? ASSISTANT: "Shoe" ..... "Megaphone" ..... "Grunties". DR KARL GRUBER: Now let's go on to something ruder. ASSISTANT: "Wankel Rotary Engine". __________________ "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -- H. Simpson

November 3rd, 2009, 06:22 PM	#286 (permalink)
podboy3 Tele-Holic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 645	__________________ "I Ain't Got No Soul But I Got More Than Don Henley" - BHG

November 3rd, 2009, 06:28 PM	#287 (permalink)
numeric Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ames, IA Posts: 614	It's a pig's life... __________________ Matt

November 3rd, 2009, 06:53 PM	#288 (permalink)
BritishBluesBoy Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 6,486 62 Photos	Bicycle Repair Man... __________________ BBB.

November 6th, 2009, 09:01 AM	#289 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 287	Tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before. __________________

November 6th, 2009, 09:02 AM	#290 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 287	Tonight on 'It's the Mind,' we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before. __________________

November 6th, 2009, 09:38 AM	#291 (permalink)
Jimmyspaz TDPRI Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: kitchener ontario canada Age: 60 Posts: 71	My Theory-Anne Elk "All dinosaurs are very small at one end, much much larger in the center, and very small again at the other end. That's my theory, and it's mine!! -Anne Elk(Miss) __________________ "Whats So Funny About Peace Love And Understanding?"

November 6th, 2009, 06:25 PM	#293 (permalink)
electricbody Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Reno, NV USA Age: 40 Posts: 656 11 Photos	Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

November 7th, 2009, 09:43 AM	#294 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 287	- 'This is Bolton, isn't it?' - 'Ah, no, it's Ipswich!' __________________

November 7th, 2009, 10:42 AM	#295 (permalink)
SteveO TDPRI Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Jersey Age: 50 Posts: 31	Sorry,the cat's eaten it.

November 9th, 2009, 04:12 AM	#300 (permalink)
Groovey Records Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Desolation Row Posts: 1,405	he said Jehohvah did not hurummph I Mean DID NOT __________________ Yeah but you should of heard what I was trying to play-Thelonius Monk EnJoY ThE MuSiC GrooVey RecOrds

November 7th, 2009, 10:57 AM	#296 (permalink)
unclearty Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: South central Mass. Age: 57 Posts: 441 2 Photos	Oh...I'm sorry...arguments are down the hall. __________________ uncle-arty

November 7th, 2009, 11:33 AM	#297 (permalink)
David Barnett Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Far-Flung Isles of Langerhans Age: 53 Posts: 6,061	A minute passed. __________________ "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -- H. Simpson

November 7th, 2009, 11:38 AM	#298 (permalink)
Jimmyspaz TDPRI Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: kitchener ontario canada Age: 60 Posts: 71	"Evening, Mrs. Gorrilla," "Evening, Mrs. Non-Gorrilla." __________________ "Whats So Funny About Peace Love And Understanding?"

November 9th, 2009, 04:06 AM	#299 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 287	Oh, Mr Belpitt, your legs are so swollen! __________________

November 12th, 2009, 02:12 AM	#301 (permalink)
David Barnett Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Far-Flung Isles of Langerhans Age: 53 Posts: 6,061	O Yangtse, Beautiful river. River full of fish. ... Teeming with carp and trout and perch and bream. __________________ "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." -- H. Simpson

November 14th, 2009, 01:12 AM	#302 (permalink)
Moggl Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Germany Age: 43 Posts: 287	Lemon Curry __________________

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