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JPark · March 31st, 2009, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelnet

What's with all the questions? Geez, we're just having a bit of fun. We didn't expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition.

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

*See, I get it now

beep.click · March 31st, 2009, 12:32 AM

Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead! Shoes for industry! Shoes for the dead!

(Oops, sorry; wrong ensemble...)

Ironwolf · March 31st, 2009, 12:39 AM

All right then children! Pack it up; I've got to sell you all to medical science.

brgminicooper · March 31st, 2009, 01:14 AM

"Ooohh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.
I sleep all night and I work all day..."

"Crunchy frog?"

"Mate, that bird wouldn't voom if ya put ten million volts through him!"

kelnet · March 31st, 2009, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPark

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

*See, I get it now

Well done, JPark. Today, you have become a man, and a member of the Monty Python community. Life for you will never be the same.

araT · March 31st, 2009, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claudel

There's something wrong with this parrot.

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting

bluetele54 · March 31st, 2009, 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelnet

Well done, JPark. Today, you have become a man, and a member of the Monty Python community. Life for you will never be the same.

..."Derek and Clive"???...

...

bluetele54 · March 31st, 2009, 04:54 AM

...coconut hoof beats...

Tonemonkey · March 31st, 2009, 05:04 AM

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.

[whack]

bluetele54 · March 31st, 2009, 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonemonkey

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.

[whack]

...global consumer...

HappyTelecaster · March 31st, 2009, 07:27 AM

At least, it`s the spanish Inquisition, and not the Ambulance from Lodz:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvWY9PYPOEk

G-Yo · March 31st, 2009, 09:19 AM

Yeah, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Their chief element is surprise.

PapaBeef · March 31st, 2009, 09:46 AM

I clean public lavatries...
After five years, I gets me own brush.

HoodieMcFoodie · March 31st, 2009, 09:51 AM

Do you have a copy of “Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with
the Duchess of Kent” by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.?

hollowman · March 31st, 2009, 11:59 AM

and now for something completely different....

kelnet · March 31st, 2009, 01:05 PM

Hello, good evening and welcome to the very final edition of your favourite television quiz programme, Spot the Braincell. Thirty minutes of cheerful ritual humiliation of the old and greedy. And could we have our first contestant, please!

koen · March 31st, 2009, 01:13 PM

don't mention the war

stxrus · March 31st, 2009, 01:53 PM

"It's"

steve

squeezebox · March 31st, 2009, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by koen

don't mention the war

OK...must be time to start a Fawlty Towers Thread

mudbean · March 31st, 2009, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Yo

Yeah, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Their chief element is surprise.

Surprise, and fear.

mud

brownshoe · March 31st, 2009, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stxrus

"It's"

steve

Oh crap, now I got the theme song in my head.

jkingma · March 31st, 2009, 03:23 PM

Q. Are you the Judian People's Front?

A. **** Off! We're the People's Front of Judia

newrider1969 · March 31st, 2009, 03:40 PM

I want to be a lion tamer!

mr natural · March 31st, 2009, 04:06 PM

I want to buy some cheese.

Ironwolf · March 31st, 2009, 05:04 PM

Time now for the Upper Class Twit of the Year Competition!

PapaBeef · March 31st, 2009, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squeezebox

OK...must be time to start a Fawlty Towers Thread

You must excuse him. He's from Barcelona.

JPark · March 31st, 2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

Surprise, and fear.

mud

Yes, our two weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency - three, our three weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope, ahh...

brownshoe · March 31st, 2009, 08:25 PM

Sailor #1: Still no sign of land... How long is it?
Sailor #2: That's a rather personal question, sir.

Sailor #2: We can't hold out much longer.
Captain: Listen...chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me.
Sailor #1: Eat you, sir?
Captain: Yes. Eat me.
Sailor #2: Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg?
Captain: You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm.
Sailor #3: It's not just the leg, sir.
Captain: What do you mean?
Sailor #3: Well, sir...it's just that -
Captain: Why don't you want to eat me?
Sailor #3: I'd rather eat Johnson, sir!

araT · March 31st, 2009, 08:29 PM

Hope this one's not pushing the boundaries...

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

DMace · March 31st, 2009, 08:37 PM

ALBATROSS!!!

numeric · March 31st, 2009, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMace

ALBATROSS!!!

What flavor is it?

otterhound · March 31st, 2009, 08:42 PM

We've had sex once and we have one child . What do you mean that I can wear a rubber thing on my prick ? The meaning of life is a new hat !

DMace · March 31st, 2009, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numeric

What flavor is it?

It's bleeding seabird flavor!!!

Ironwolf · March 31st, 2009, 08:54 PM

Dinsdale?.......Dinsdale!

J-man · March 31st, 2009, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluetele54

..."Derek and Clive"???...

...

Derek and Clive are BRILLIANT.

A little (well, a lot) cruder than Python, but still incredibly funny. Dudley Moore and Peter Cook are very talented comedians.

NSFW

numeric · March 31st, 2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMace

It's bleeding seabird flavor!!!

Do you get wafers with it?

DMace · March 31st, 2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numeric

Do you get wafers with it?

Of course you don't get bloody wafers with it!!!!!

kelnet · March 31st, 2009, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMace

Of course you don't get bloody wafers with it!!!!!

Does it come on a stick?

JPark · March 31st, 2009, 10:42 PM

You can tell me. I'm a vet, you know.

DMace · March 31st, 2009, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelnet

Does it come on a stick?

Alright, my memory goes no further. You guys win!

What's the next line?....bleedin' seabird....

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