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Nighthawk · March 30th, 2009, 02:06 PM

I always expect it but can a blancmange actually play tennis?

claudel · March 30th, 2009, 02:10 PM

There's something wrong with this parrot.

PapaBeef · March 30th, 2009, 02:50 PM

Now go away...or I shall taunt you a second time.

getbent · March 30th, 2009, 03:16 PM

Diamond Jim · March 30th, 2009, 03:40 PM

A Spanking! A Spanking!

kelnet · March 30th, 2009, 03:42 PM

And now, take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader.

brandt · March 30th, 2009, 03:44 PM

removed - I repeated someone else's post - sorry...

Hey Harry, I think we got an 'eater'...

J-man · March 30th, 2009, 04:00 PM

I am no longer infected.

bluetele54 · March 30th, 2009, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelnet

One day, son, all this will be yours.

...the curtains???...

...(apologies if some one has already responded)...

...(please excuse,as I note some one has)...

...the importance of not being seen...

bluesfordan · March 30th, 2009, 04:07 PM

The Larch

bluetele54 · March 30th, 2009, 04:10 PM

...to keep the music flowing,please don't take the finger from your nose...

...and I must ask,did you wash???...

PapaBeef · March 30th, 2009, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

There's only one thing that could be worse than that:

fenderpeet · March 30th, 2009, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trag-o-caster

Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink......

Know what I mean?

Your wife, does she like sports?

PapaBeef · March 30th, 2009, 04:29 PM

$#!+ *****
I gotta figure out how the embedding deal works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk

getbent · March 30th, 2009, 04:38 PM

i fixed it for you... but go back and look at the edit then you'll know how

-Vampyre- · March 30th, 2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claudel

There's something wrong with this parrot.

He's just pining for the fjords

hollowman · March 30th, 2009, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironwolf

It's time to bring out the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

Three is the number to which thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three

JPark · March 30th, 2009, 05:07 PM

I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, I like traffic lights, but only when they're green.

PapaBeef · March 30th, 2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

i fixed it for you... but go back and look at the edit then you'll know how

I thank you sir.
I don't know when I became so technologically challenged.

GuitarDude45 · March 30th, 2009, 05:36 PM

i remember only bits of this from high school but all I know is it's rubbish

getbent · March 30th, 2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaBeef

I thank you sir.
I don't know when I became so technologically challenged.

in payment, you can BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!

brandt · March 30th, 2009, 06:00 PM

Dennis Moore...Dennis Moore...he stills from the rich and gives to the poor...Dennis Moore...Dennis Moore...Dennis Moore...

castpolymer · March 30th, 2009, 06:10 PM

and now.... a man with three buttocks.

wilkat1 · March 30th, 2009, 06:26 PM

And now, Conrad Poohs and his Dancing Teeth

jbmando · March 30th, 2009, 06:30 PM

Look, it's people like you what causes unrest!

Carzee · March 30th, 2009, 06:36 PM

"So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters."

what chemicals do you have to ingest in order to even remotely imagine something like a pre-owned "electric donkey-bottom biter"?

mudbean · March 30th, 2009, 06:43 PM

But, I don't want the curtains ...

I just want to SING!!

mud

TG · March 30th, 2009, 06:47 PM

It's only waffer thin....

mudbean · March 30th, 2009, 06:53 PM

Moy brayne hurts!!!

mud

brownshoe · March 30th, 2009, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollowman

Three is the number to which thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three

Well... you can count to two. But I'm told that you must then proceed to three.

geoff_in_nc · March 30th, 2009, 07:18 PM

What's on the television then?
Looks like a penguin.

argent · March 30th, 2009, 07:41 PM

...very small rocks!!!

trag-o-caster · March 30th, 2009, 08:01 PM

Shut that bloody bouzouki up!

wilkat1 · March 30th, 2009, 08:08 PM

We're going to scale the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro

podboy3 · March 30th, 2009, 08:10 PM

All right, it's water absorbent! It's...Super Absorbent String! "ABSORB WATER TODAY WITH SIMPSON'S INDIVIDUAL WATER ABSORB-A-TEX STRINGETTES! AWAY WITH FLOODS..."

kelnet · March 30th, 2009, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geoff_in_nc

What's on the television then?
Looks like a penguin.

Oh, intercourse the penguin.

JPark · March 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by argent

...very small rocks!!!

Churches! Lead! Lead!

Shepherd · March 30th, 2009, 10:45 PM

What the hell are you guys talking about

. It all sounds like a bad chinese translation of something. What, I dont know. Oh wait... 3rd base or was it second?

numeric · March 30th, 2009, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

Moy brayne hurts!!!

mud

Oy'd luyk ta see, John the Baptist's... impersonation of Graham Hill!

kelnet · March 31st, 2009, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shepherd

What the hell are you guys talking about

. It all sounds like a bad chinese translation of something. What, I dont know. Oh wait... 3rd base or was it second?

What's with all the questions? Geez, we're just having a bit of fun. We didn't expect the bloody Spanish Inquisition.

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Shepherd Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Maple Ridge, Canada Posts: 1,032	What the hell are you guys talking about . It all sounds like a bad chinese translation of something. What, I dont know. Oh wait... 3rd base or was it second?