Do you expect the Spanish Inquisition?

[Martinussen]

Originally Posted by ROADMAN

this isn't an argument ...it's contradiction

No, it isn't.

[podboy3]

Take the shoes and follow Him!

[Tim Armstrong]

What a thing to wake up to first thing in the morning, before I've had my breakfast!

Sigh...

I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam.

Tim

[mr natural]

DINSDALE!!!

[jkingma]

She turned me into a newt!

I got better...

[maestrovert]

Originally Posted by numeric

Do you expect the Spanish Inquisition?

Yes.

[pengipete]

Originally Posted by podboy3

Take the shoes and follow Him!

NO!!!!

Follow the gourd!

[toadman]

if i wen't around telling people i was an emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me...they'd put me away!

[Cassady]

Splunge.

[brgminicooper]

Originally Posted by Ironwolf

The inquisition!
What a show!
The inquisition!
Here we go....

That was Mel Brooks, I think - History of the World, Part I. Good movie, though.

EDIT: Forgot the obligatory MP reference:

"African or European swallow?"

[squeezebox]

Vince: Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and sees this tank pull up. And out gets one of Dinsdale's boys. So he comes in nice and friendly and says Dinsdale wants to have a word with me. So he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's place.

And Dinsdale's there, in the conversation pit, with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers, and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets.

And Dinsdale says, oh, "I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement". And he splits me nostrils open, saws me leg off, and pulls me liver out.

And I tell him my name's not Clement and then... he loses his temper, and nails me head to the floor."

Interviewer: He nailed your head to the floor?

Vince: At first yeah

[kelnet]

One day, son, all this will be yours.

[Tdot]

Run away! Run away!

[castpolymer]

I have tried to be prepared for the Spanish Inquisition, but I find I am shagged out from a long night of squaking.

[revertigo]

fun fact number 1: in the inquisition you could get killed for playing a flat 5 with the root.

[Justinvs]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Tele Fan]

Anybody want to visit the Ministry of Silly Walks?

[wilkat1]

How many Romans?

[wilkat1]

Originally Posted by Tim Armstrong

What a thing to wake up to first thing in the morning, before I've had my breakfast!

Sigh...

I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam.

Tim

Try the Spam, egg, bacon and Spam. There isn't much Spam in it.

[jkingma]

Originally Posted by kelnet

One day, son, all this will be yours.

What, the curtains?

[hazcat]

Lake? You were lucky to have a lake. There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

[Big Mike Simpson]

[Tonemonkey]

I told zem we already got one!

[BritishBluesBoy]

Tarquin Thin Tin Lim Bim Bim F'tang F'tang Bus-stop Ole Bisquit Barrel.

[blacklinefish]

I was afraid that someone would post the funniest joke in the world without any warning. That would be a disaster!

[straightface]

Originally Posted by jkingma

What, the curtains?

That's it, I was trying to come up with the proper response but couldn't remember it.

[PapaBeef]

Originally Posted by hazcat

Lake? You were lucky to have a lake. There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

Cardboard box?

[hollowman]

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel,
and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

[Parma_TeleMon]

...but, I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!!!!

[kelnet]

It's not much of a cheese shop then, is it?

[wilkat1]

it's only a model.

[1forthethumb]

Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who...

[xjazzy]

Halt! Who goes there?

[brownshoe]

Everybody expects that I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

[wilkat1]

And how shall we **** off, O Lord?

[maestrovert]

Nih !

[Ironwolf]

It's time to bring out the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

[wilkat1]

Originally Posted by Ironwolf

It's time to bring out the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch.

Just be careful where you take it.

Replica Monty Python hand grenade causes bomb scare in London

[Jakedog]

I didn't vote for you.

[Jakedog]

Come back here! I'll bite your kneecaps!