Somebody's going to be playing my Fender.

B Valley · July 14th, 2008, 06:39 AM

The other night I said to my wife, "Honey, if anything happened to me, would you get married again?".
She said, "Probably. I mean, I wouldn't want to sit around this house all alone. I'd miss you, but I would want someone here with me".
So I asked her, "You mean you'd have some guy live in this house with you?".
She said, "Well, it would be silly to move, this house is almost paid for".
I said, "Would you let him drive our car?".
She said, "Yeah, I suppose. We would need a car".
Then I asked her, "Would you let him play my guitars?".
She said, "Uh, No. He's left-handed".

J-man · July 14th, 2008, 06:41 AM

I hear P.I's are affordable these days.

July 14th, 2008, 06:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
B Valley Tele-Meister Join Date: May 2008 Location: Glendale, Az Posts: 255	Somebody's going to be playing my Fender. The other night I said to my wife, "Honey, if anything happened to me, would you get married again?". She said, "Probably. I mean, I wouldn't want to sit around this house all alone. I'd miss you, but I would want someone here with me". So I asked her, "You mean you'd have some guy live in this house with you?". She said, "Well, it would be silly to move, this house is almost paid for". I said, "Would you let him drive our car?". She said, "Yeah, I suppose. We would need a car". Then I asked her, "Would you let him play my guitars?". She said, "Uh, No. He's left-handed". __________________ How many guitars is enough? Just one more...

July 14th, 2008, 06:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
J-man Moderator Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: North Wales/Scarborough Age: 19 Posts: 6,104 9 Photos	I hear P.I's are affordable these days. __________________ Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. - Unknown When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson