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Old July 3rd, 2008, 01:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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One of the guys (maybe Tim?) mentioned recently about it being cool when a thread cooks along, and it's like having a real live discussion ... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ...

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Old July 3rd, 2008, 01:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old July 3rd, 2008, 01:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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say excuse me when you do that esteban.... oof and just say no to the cooked cabbage. (gets up, opens window)
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I think those pork and beans will be cold by the time they make it around this particular table.
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Ehhhhhxcellent, Smithers!!

Y'know, it's funny (or, not) ... almost immediately upon hitting "Send" on this little college flashback or mini-stroke or something, Beanie started screaming something fairly incoherent about toilet paper, and I jumped up & ran out the door to go to the store, which turned into a bit of an adventure, but I digress .... anyhoo (sorry), I missed everything. Sorry.

Good fun, though!

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(thinks about the llama--john's thoughts are better than my own--and how it would look with all of its wool woven into my sweater... and decide that I wish I had llama eyes... and I'm startled out of John's thoughts and realize the rain has gotten someone's sweater wet and the smell of wet dog permeates the room... looks at woody for a sign of who might be creating this odor experience.)
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