When a thread's cookin

mudbean · July 3rd, 2008, 01:06 AM

One of the guys (maybe Tim?) mentioned recently about it being cool when a thread cooks along, and it's like having a real live discussion ... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ...

mud

Tim Armstrong · July 3rd, 2008, 01:16 AM

(stays silent to mess with mud's mind)

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 01:24 AM

(looks at tim and raises eyebrows while shooting a close mouthed smile. nods head.)

Telehackster · July 3rd, 2008, 01:34 AM

(checks watch, then shrugs)

esteban · July 3rd, 2008, 01:39 AM

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 01:43 AM

say excuse me when you do that esteban.... oof and just say no to the cooked cabbage. (gets up, opens window)

SINCASTER · July 3rd, 2008, 01:49 AM

Sit back and enjoy the chirping of the crickets.

beach bob · July 3rd, 2008, 02:01 AM

PORK AND BEANS!!!

numeric · July 3rd, 2008, 02:28 AM

(Quietly writes dirty jokes on the chalkboard.)

J-man · July 3rd, 2008, 02:38 AM

I think those pork and beans will be cold by the time they make it around this particular table.

esteban · July 3rd, 2008, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beach bob

PORK AND BEANS!!!

aznrambo481 · July 3rd, 2008, 02:55 AM

(scratches nose, pats right elbow 3 times, turns left to face the wall)

bobthecanadian · July 3rd, 2008, 02:59 AM

(BTC - lifts one cheek and lets slide an SBD. looks innocent as if nothing happened)

CDKopf · July 3rd, 2008, 03:05 AM

(Wonders if theres any more beer in the fridge on the front porch.)

Telehackster · July 3rd, 2008, 03:59 AM

(is glad that Randy opened that window because someone else has apparently been eating pork, beans and cabbage, and then reaches and snatches Kopf's beer)

Telewilly · July 3rd, 2008, 04:08 AM

phew! bad dog......BAD dog.

Dean Gray · July 3rd, 2008, 04:12 AM

Sorry i'm late, what did I miss?

Big Tony · July 3rd, 2008, 04:24 AM

(Where's my pop corn?)

Westerly Sunn · July 3rd, 2008, 04:36 AM

Anybody want some more pork-n-beans?

markothefish · July 3rd, 2008, 04:44 AM

(Still sitting here staring at the screen , wondering if the joke is over. And thinking what the heck is that smell , time to get up and crack a window.)

Big John · July 3rd, 2008, 04:48 AM

* Sits quietly hiding behind that shroud of inscrutability yet casts a big (fat) shadow*

mudbean · July 3rd, 2008, 04:55 AM

Ehhhhhxcellent, Smithers!!

Y'know, it's funny (or, not) ... almost immediately upon hitting "Send" on this little college flashback or mini-stroke or something, Beanie started screaming something fairly incoherent about toilet paper, and I jumped up & ran out the door to go to the store, which turned into a bit of an adventure, but I digress .... anyhoo (sorry), I missed everything. Sorry.

Good fun, though!

Go figguh.

mud

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2008, 05:57 AM

Mahogany crotch, or walnut butt, decisions decisions...

Big John · July 3rd, 2008, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibobunot

Mahogany crotch, or walnut butt, decisions decisions...

Are you using an Elm modifier ?, if not then it's a Persimmon ring thrace for sure !, just don't tell the neighbours !!

Durtdog · July 3rd, 2008, 07:35 AM

(As wood conversation begins, mind wanders to weird sexual encounter 17 years ago and upcoming tee time.)

PeterUK · July 3rd, 2008, 07:37 AM

(Stares vacantly into space; thinks about a girl he once knew in school; wonder what she's doing now (hey; isn't that a song? Who'se messing with my mind?

)).

Peter

Talmir · July 3rd, 2008, 08:00 AM

(Chuckles at jokes on the blackboard while vaguely wondering whether the beer he stole from the fridge (the last one btw) was giving him gas)

D.K. Buchanon · July 3rd, 2008, 08:03 AM

(begins to speak then decides against it ; not wanting to interrupt the flow of conversation)

SixStringSlinger · July 3rd, 2008, 09:23 AM

(Steals third like aznrambo481 said)

Big John · July 3rd, 2008, 09:29 AM

Well look people !!, these dishes aren't just going to leap into the sink and wash themselves !

Big John · July 3rd, 2008, 09:30 AM

* Does anyone else feel we are having a 'Collective David Lynch' moment ? *

TDPRI · July 3rd, 2008, 09:58 AM

Gee, I just walked by the door and took a look inside. What's been going on in there while I was asleep? Oh, well, better off not knowing. (I wonder if the milk is spoiled?)

Telarkaster · July 3rd, 2008, 09:59 AM

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Joe M · July 3rd, 2008, 10:05 AM

(Wondering why all these people are sitting at my table in my house?? Ask a few friends over for a beer and the whole world shows up)

D.K. Buchanon · July 3rd, 2008, 10:30 AM

Hey, it's raining !

Lerb21 · July 3rd, 2008, 10:41 AM

(Wondering why the hell I am at Joe's house sitting at his table with a bunch of other TDPRI'rs)

Who wants to play monopoly? (angry looks)

woodman · July 3rd, 2008, 10:47 AM

(raises eyebrows, tries to think, gives up.)

Big John · July 3rd, 2008, 11:13 AM

I'd walk a mile for a Llama !

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 11:36 AM

(thinks about the llama--john's thoughts are better than my own--and how it would look with all of its wool woven into my sweater... and decide that I wish I had llama eyes... and I'm startled out of John's thoughts and realize the rain has gotten someone's sweater wet and the smell of wet dog permeates the room... looks at woody for a sign of who might be creating this odor experience.)
(sucks wind through teeth, rolls eyes.)

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2008, 11:39 AM

Oh great, now I'm gonna have My Sharona stuck in my head all morning..

Ooh my little city was pretty tough
When it was the kingdom called Babylonia
Ooh, I made a golden god-and told the mob
Got to come and bow before my persona

--Babylonia--

ApologetiX - Babylona

July 3rd, 2008, 01:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
mudbean Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal Semi-Desert Semi-Paradise Age: 50 Posts: 3,185 10 Photos	When a thread's cookin One of the guys (maybe Tim?) mentioned recently about it being cool when a thread cooks along, and it's like having a real live discussion ... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ... mud __________________ MudBean Music Nekkid Bart: "This is the worst day of my life." Laffing Homer: "Worst day SO FAR!!"

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,587 37 Photos	say excuse me when you do that esteban.... oof and just say no to the cooked cabbage. (gets up, opens window) __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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mudbean Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal Semi-Desert Semi-Paradise Age: 50 Posts: 3,185 10 Photos	Ehhhhhxcellent, Smithers!! Y'know, it's funny (or, not) ... almost immediately upon hitting "Send" on this little college flashback or mini-stroke or something, Beanie started screaming something fairly incoherent about toilet paper, and I jumped up & ran out the door to go to the store, which turned into a bit of an adventure, but I digress .... anyhoo (sorry), I missed everything. Sorry. Good fun, though! Go figguh. mud __________________ MudBean Music Nekkid Bart: "This is the worst day of my life." Laffing Homer: "Worst day SO FAR!!"

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