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Old August 9th, 2008, 09:43 AM   #321 (permalink)
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Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

Is he trying to tell us something?

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Old August 9th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #322 (permalink)
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Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

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Awwww come on, nothing wrong with Drag racing video's !! ------ oh, i see !
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Old August 9th, 2008, 12:36 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2008, 12:43 PM   #324 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2008, 01:01 PM   #325 (permalink)
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Uhmm... I think we're ready to cut Big John's solo... you ready?

a 57 on the amp, check... room mic, check...

Where did I leave that B&K transducer...
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Old August 9th, 2008, 01:04 PM   #326 (permalink)
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......Where did I leave that B&K transducer...

Oooooops, sorry E.D., i thought i had an uncomfortable drive home after last nights session - i thought it was the Mexican food - don't worry though, it'll clean right up !!!
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Old August 9th, 2008, 01:08 PM   #327 (permalink)
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If you've got the B&K what's happened to my 9 iron..?

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Old August 9th, 2008, 01:12 PM   #328 (permalink)
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I heard ibobunot say "for what good that thing is you might as well stick it up your ............................
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Old August 9th, 2008, 02:30 PM   #330 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2008, 02:51 PM   #331 (permalink)
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Hmm... Let's see... Ibobunot has whips, watches drag videos...

Is he trying to tell us something?

You're the one that was downtown in a dress waiting for your "wife" ...

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hmmmm, maplethorpe...



as buck walks in with three giant boxes of donuts...

hey who made coffee?
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Old August 9th, 2008, 03:10 PM   #333 (permalink)
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Ahhh!

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Old August 10th, 2008, 01:54 PM   #339 (permalink)
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somebody tell Big John his ride is here...

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Old August 10th, 2008, 02:11 PM   #340 (permalink)
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I had a dream that doug haywood was playing bass, Kunkel on drums, jai winding on organ, spooner oldham on piano, Lindley on fiddle and when russ counted it off, I was singing and playing guitar a song I've never heard and it was really really really great, like goose bumpy great... the song was just sailing along, everyone grinning and working like a machine... then I woke up and the first thing I said aloud was, "I need to add water to the pool."

We need omelettes this morning boys... with chorizo, cheddar & jack, some jalapenos and a little bacon... some good grape juice and some strong black coffee... today, we get some stuff done.... everyone pitches in to clean this joint up.. Big John, you are in charge of vacuuming... get out the oreck amigo.
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Old August 10th, 2008, 02:18 PM   #341 (permalink)
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today, we get some stuff done.... everyone pitches in to clean this joint up.. Big John, you are in charge of vacuuming... get out the oreck amigo.

Ok boss I'll get started on it....




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Mmmmmmm, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Brrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Weeeeeee.


Hey, what's this in the bottom of the bowl ?
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Old August 14th, 2008, 12:45 AM   #344 (permalink)
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I never really liked that insufferable bastard, Jack Lord.

Just sayin'.

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Hoping. Desperately hoping.

And drinking!! Is there any beer left?

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And drinking!! Is there any beer left?

99 bottles of beer ...
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What happened to the guys who said they were going out to get some Grolsch ? .........

............ oh !


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Old August 14th, 2008, 12:06 PM   #350 (permalink)
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why does this video remind me of a scene in forrest gump?

I'll be done with the 9 iron in just a minute...

Joel, I think Jack Lord went to the same melodramatic acting school as David Caruso.... but I did dig Dano.
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bob sed: "I've never seen Forrest gump."

well, what have you seen him do?
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well, what have you seen him do?


Couldn't see him... too many trees...
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What happened to the guys who said they were going out to get some Grolsch ? .........

............ oh !


Oh the humanity!
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Yes, yes, very upsetting. I hope the Grolsch girls were O.K.

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I'm not sure about the Grolsch girls, but this one stopped by a while ago asking for John:

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(John? The same John that hangs around here? This is bothersome, very bothersome...)
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I told you guys ...... if she turns up here again just tell her i'm busy, she wants me to play on her album and she wants it to be recorded naked in a tub of warm fudge sauce and i told her "i'm on a diet" ............
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