When a thread's cookin

[Big Lug]

Damn crows outside woke me up this morning.

1. Why do they sometimes make a noise that sounds like someone is trying to shove something down their throat?

2. I sometimes think they mock me.

[Scott McCray]

(passes Big John a Samuel Smith's Taddy Porter - at an appropriate 55 degrees F - just so he knows I already knew the answer to that question. Cheers, mate!)

[ddewerd]

(hmmmmm..... maple or rosewood? 10's or 11's?)

Cheers,
Doug

[Big John]

Sssssssssssssssip ", aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, cheers !!

[HoodieMcFoodie]

(stands up and clears throat in preparation to speak, then thinks better of it and sits down again, knocking over glass of milk in the process)

[Buckocaster51]

(wonders if he is going to clean up that spilt milk...)

[Tim Armstrong]

(wishes he had a Taddy Porter, while simultaneously realizes he really had no idea what was gonna happen when he answered the original post this way...)

[Scott McCray]

(hands Tim a Taddy Porter and acknowledges that he started a serious tangent - but a good one! Cheers, Tim)

[Buckocaster51]

(thinking he saw an exotic dancer named Taddy Porter at Johnny Hankey's Blue Room in Sciota Mills, Illinois right around May of '78)

[Scott McCray]

(wonders if that's where Buckocaster51's stripper dust obsession began?)

[ibobunot]

Hmmmm.... Sparkle Teles... stripper dust... connection?

...

[Fatmanstratman]

[Big Tony]

"Hum-hum-diddy-diddy-hum-hum poof", what's the name of that song again?

It's been in my head all day.

/ Tony

[Telehackster]

(Weird stream of consciousness:)

Taddy Porter



Teddy Boy



Porter Wagner

[buddywayne]

I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

[Legba]

(ignores everyone, and wonders why nobody is talking to him)

[Big John]

............ continues to ignore cross roads but stares hard into his soul and thinks "some things just shouldn't be done" and wondered how to illustrate his thought when .........

[Tim Armstrong]

(looks at the scooter pic and things "General Lee got busted down to private!")

[getbent]

sees the connection bucko is making between milk and the taddy porter and laughs to himself and says, "I think she called herself double H" and wonders if he has any more celluloid picks in his pocked but is too lazy to look... instead he nods at Tim and Buck and belches loudly causing a small laugh... turns to Cross Roads and says, "and now a message from big john!" Big John smiles a wan smile, lifts a leg and releases some carbonation from all the hot beer and peppers he's been imbibing in. A few leave on this crescendo as it is is hot and humid in the room anyway.... but most of us laugh and decide to 'wait it out' although we are astonished at the paint melting potential of John's flutter blast.

[ibobunot]

Turns on vent fan over the stove... rethinking life choices up to this point...
wonders where it all went wrong...

[Buckocaster51]

[geddins]

(thinks "This is a pretty cool room" wonders if the beers are free)

[ibobunot]

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

They say working out math problems in your head during sex prevents
premature ejaculation....

[boris bubbanov]

Originally Posted by Big John

.................. looking under the bonnet (not the hood) he smiled when he didn't see that Lucas badge and wondered instead at the musicality of the name 'Magneti Marrelli' then it hit him ........... ice cold beer has no flavour.

Cold beer makes sense the same way boiling coffee from McDonald's fast food restaurants makes sense. Boiling coffee will cool, tepid coffee stays tepid.

The 'pubs' in the Deep South always try to "serve me authentic" with 80 degree Guinness. 48 degree beverages will get warmer, but once the beverage gets above 70 degrees, flavor is the least of your worries.

Remember folks: When a Telecaster falls, she did it, it is her fault.

[Legba]

(getting thirsty and heard a rumor that beer was free)
Decides to tell everyone

"hey, I heard the beer is free!"


(thinks that he might buy one for Big John, since they're free)

[D.K. Buchanon]

Contemplates the deeper significance of the lyric " Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me , twice on the pipes if the answer is no "

[Tim Armstrong]

(looks for a pipe to knock twice!)

[mudbean]

Mud lays huddled in the fetal position under the dining room table, rocking slightly and muttering, "Please make it stop..." over and over.

mud

[ibobunot]

Originally Posted by mudbean

muttering, "Please make it stop..." over and over.

Is that smoke....

[Buckocaster51]

(wondering what will happen if I knock three times on the pipe...)

[D.K. Buchanon]

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(wondering what will happen if I knock three times on the pipe...)

I don't think we want to go there, Buck...

[bluetele54]

(...yes Zuzu???..."I'm melting paint!!!"...yes dear,now go tell your mother...)...

...a random thought...

[Big John]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, come on guys, it was a little gas that's all ! ..........

[Durtdog]

[Where is that flippin' taxi?]

[Buckocaster51]

(thinking that I could be watching Momma Mia right now...)

[getbent]

discovers that Tony Orlando has a plumbing company that comes if you knock on the pipe 3 times. Sadly they do not dispatch the amazind duo of dawn to work with your pipe(s).... rubs eyes and thinks... did someone leave something cooking on the stove?

[Buckocaster51]

(that ain't cooking...and it's not on the stove...)

[Big John]

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(that ain't cooking...and it's not on the stove...)

......and you knock three times on the ceiling or twice on the pipe....... is it any wonder the neighbours are always chewing me out ?.

[Buckocaster51]

(awakens momentarily, wipes spittle from chin, nods off...)

[getbent]

hears a beagle barking in the distance....

What this world needs is a good flauta... with sour cream! oh wait, that is what I need.... Somebody send the new guy for flautas... oh, and flan... some flan is what is needed to complete the blazing saddles fire scene in this humble abode.... hey did anyone notice this house looks kinda like the one buffalo bill has in silence of the lambs? is it october yet?

Anybody ever eaten Canadian headcheese?