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getbent · July 19th, 2008, 02:50 PM

or was it Joel stifling a blast of tourette's driven invective? Joel stands looks everyone in the eye (which is a tremendous skill) and says, "I call!" he is holding 4 aces (and a moonpie) clearly a winning hand... we aren't playing cards, of course, but we are so amazed at the hand many of us shove a fin across the table excepting Hoodie who actually has a fin from an old edsel...

I ponder the sweet smell and taste of fried chicken livers and wonder if three barrel might be up to whippin' some up... hmmm chicken livers!

Buckocaster51 · July 19th, 2008, 02:54 PM

hmmmmm...chicken livers!

Telehackster · July 19th, 2008, 06:56 PM

"gizzard" is a funny word . . .

getbent · July 19th, 2008, 07:14 PM

I like'em gizzards too... they're chewy... buck, you making the gravy? maybe some mashed potaters too... not too creamy though, I like a little chunk in my potatoes...

hey who has the adenoid problem?

Scott McCray · July 19th, 2008, 10:17 PM

Man, those livers and gizzards smell good...Y'all up for some fresh out of the garden fried green tomatoes? Got some jalapeno peppers, too...

fltpkr · July 19th, 2008, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woodman

somewhere, a dog barked.

I don't have any idea why, but this one put me right out of my chair, LMAO. Maybe I need to go home...

Telehackster · July 19th, 2008, 10:45 PM

I think I see why the dog was barking (of course the dog did nothing in the night-time):

Buckocaster51 · July 20th, 2008, 05:40 AM

(if I ease the door shut quietly, maybe nobody will notice how late I got home tonight...)

Big John · July 20th, 2008, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(if I ease the door shut quietly, maybe nobody will notice how late I got home tonight...)

Well ? .................... where have you been 'til this time young man ?

Of course, in this time zone things are different .....

Telewilly · July 20th, 2008, 06:37 AM

I can't sleep....I think I have restless leg syndrome.

Big John · July 20th, 2008, 07:41 AM

I like books with red covers ..........

ibobunot · July 20th, 2008, 07:43 AM

Tennis anyone...

Cream - Anyone For Tennis

Big John · July 20th, 2008, 07:51 AM

Did someone say Tennis ? ............

ibobunot · July 20th, 2008, 08:11 AM

Does anyone remember when people thought Sam Peckinpah movies were
extremely violent and bloody...

RATATAT - Mirando

HoodieMcFoodie · July 20th, 2008, 08:16 AM

(wonders what ibobunot put in my milk)

Big John · July 20th, 2008, 09:24 AM

Anyone for ............ Venice ?

Big John · July 20th, 2008, 09:30 AM

Sorry, i meant 'anyone for menace' ? .......

HoodieMcFoodie · July 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM

See Venice and Die

D.K. Buchanon · July 20th, 2008, 10:27 AM

Anyone for venison?
Venison in Black Bean Sauce

500g Stir-fry cut venison
1 Green pepper
200g Mange tout
1 Onion
1 Clove garlic
100g Corn flour
1 Bottle of Black Bean Sauce
Salt and pepper

Pre heat deep fat fryer to highest setting. Cut everything into strips/slices. Coat venison in corn flour. Drop the venison in small amounts into fryer for no more than 20 seconds. Take out.
Stir fry vegetables, onions, garlic, peppers, mange tout. Add sauce. Bring to the boil and add venison. Toss for 1 minute and serve

Big Lug · July 20th, 2008, 12:53 PM

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

Big Tony · July 20th, 2008, 01:07 PM

My dog just farted.

I will now leave the room.

/ Tony

Big Lug · July 20th, 2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Tony

My dog just farted...

Is there any worse smell I ask?

Big Tony · July 20th, 2008, 01:24 PM

I don't eat meat.
You don't eat your friends.
Fish, on the other hand, are my enemies.
And those carrots. Don't get me started!

/ Tony

boris bubbanov · July 20th, 2008, 03:43 PM

I like fish, and turkey and chicken. They're my friends.

But I eat them anyways.

I give my cooked carrots to my girlfriend. She likes them more than me, and she likes it when I give her the carrots. You decide what this means.

Does anyone remember the "Nancy" comic strip by Ernie Bushmiller? Do you realize how many layers of meaning, how incredibly crystalline that strip was? I mean, the symbolisms were so divers and in many cases unintentional, that even Ernie didn't really understand the true meaning of what he was doing? I mean, remember that the Mona Lisa communicates many things its creator really did not set out to say.

And so it is with this thread.

ibobunot · July 20th, 2008, 04:01 PM

J-man · July 20th, 2008, 04:03 PM

It's okay to eat fish
'Cause they don't have any feelings

Something in the way, mmm...

Buckocaster51 · July 20th, 2008, 04:04 PM

(didn't I read somewhere that fish are so stupid they forget they've been eaten?...)

Buckocaster51 · July 20th, 2008, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

Well ? .................... where have you been 'til this time young man ?

Let's just say that she looked eighteen!

ibobunot · July 20th, 2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Lug

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

Beef.... It's What's for Dinner.....

Big Lug · July 20th, 2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Lug

I love deer meat and bear meat and moose meat and elk meat and...

I just realized that I like Zombie movies.

Is there a connection?

Big Lug · July 20th, 2008, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Tony

I don't eat meat.
You don't eat your friends...

If I was a Zombie I'd want to eat my friends.

You'd at least know where the "meat" was coming from.

Big John · July 21st, 2008, 04:13 AM

......................................... somewhere a tree falls, unheard, in a forest .................................................. ........................................ according to her it's still my fault !

HoodieMcFoodie · July 21st, 2008, 08:14 AM

I wonder if rhinoceroses consider human fingernails to be an aphrodesiac?

Buckocaster51 · July 21st, 2008, 12:44 PM

kill the brain...kill the zombie

Buckocaster51 · July 21st, 2008, 08:14 PM

(I wonder who she is eating with tonight...)

Big John · July 24th, 2008, 09:19 AM

.............................. I no if i wait someone will come ...............................

Scott McCray · July 24th, 2008, 10:35 AM

(musing: I wonder if it's really true that the original reason UK pubs serve ale at cellar/room temperature is because they had Lucas refrigerators?)

collinsman · July 24th, 2008, 10:39 AM

Is this thread about ' brain farts' ?

Big John · July 24th, 2008, 10:44 AM

.................. looking under the bonnet (not the hood) he smiled when he didn't see that Lucas badge and wondered instead at the musicality of the name 'Magneti Marrelli' then it hit him ........... ice cold beer has no flavour.

Scott McCray · July 24th, 2008, 10:44 AM

(and brain cramps, brain spasms and flights of fancy)

July 19th, 2008, 02:50 PM	#201 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	or was it Joel stifling a blast of tourette's driven invective? Joel stands looks everyone in the eye (which is a tremendous skill) and says, "I call!" he is holding 4 aces (and a moonpie) clearly a winning hand... we aren't playing cards, of course, but we are so amazed at the hand many of us shove a fin across the table excepting Hoodie who actually has a fin from an old edsel... I ponder the sweet smell and taste of fried chicken livers and wonder if three barrel might be up to whippin' some up... hmmm chicken livers! __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

July 19th, 2008, 02:54 PM	#202 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	hmmmmm...chicken livers! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 19th, 2008, 07:14 PM	#204 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	I like'em gizzards too... they're chewy... buck, you making the gravy? maybe some mashed potaters too... not too creamy though, I like a little chunk in my potatoes... hey who has the adenoid problem? __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

July 19th, 2008, 10:17 PM	#205 (permalink)
Scott McCray Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Charlotte (and Cullowhee), NC Age: 50 Posts: 372 21 Photos	Man, those livers and gizzards smell good...Y'all up for some fresh out of the garden fried green tomatoes? Got some jalapeno peppers, too... __________________ GAS - it's not just after dinner, anymore...

July 20th, 2008, 05:40 AM	#208 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(if I ease the door shut quietly, maybe nobody will notice how late I got home tonight...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 19th, 2008, 06:56 PM	#203 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	"gizzard" is a funny word . . .

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July 20th, 2008, 06:37 AM	#210 (permalink)
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July 20th, 2008, 07:43 AM	#212 (permalink)
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July 20th, 2008, 09:24 AM	#216 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	Anyone for ............ Venice ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

July 20th, 2008, 09:30 AM	#217 (permalink)
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July 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM	#218 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,099	See Venice and Die

July 20th, 2008, 10:27 AM	#219 (permalink)
D.K. Buchanon Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bloomington, Indiana Age: 52 Posts: 341 4 Photos	Anyone for venison? Venison in Black Bean Sauce 500g Stir-fry cut venison 1 Green pepper 200g Mange tout 1 Onion 1 Clove garlic 100g Corn flour 1 Bottle of Black Bean Sauce Salt and pepper Pre heat deep fat fryer to highest setting. Cut everything into strips/slices. Coat venison in corn flour. Drop the venison in small amounts into fryer for no more than 20 seconds. Take out. Stir fry vegetables, onions, garlic, peppers, mange tout. Add sauce. Bring to the boil and add venison. Toss for 1 minute and serve __________________

July 20th, 2008, 12:53 PM	#220 (permalink)
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July 20th, 2008, 01:07 PM	#221 (permalink)
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July 20th, 2008, 01:24 PM	#223 (permalink)
Big Tony Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden, by golly! Age: 54 Posts: 2,752 29 Photos	I don't eat meat. You don't eat your friends. Fish, on the other hand, are my enemies. And those carrots. Don't get me started! / Tony __________________ {8^)>

July 20th, 2008, 03:43 PM	#224 (permalink)
boris bubbanov Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Orleans, LA + in the past Posts: 15,209	I like fish, and turkey and chicken. They're my friends. But I eat them anyways. I give my cooked carrots to my girlfriend. She likes them more than me, and she likes it when I give her the carrots. You decide what this means. Does anyone remember the "Nancy" comic strip by Ernie Bushmiller? Do you realize how many layers of meaning, how incredibly crystalline that strip was? I mean, the symbolisms were so divers and in many cases unintentional, that even Ernie didn't really understand the true meaning of what he was doing? I mean, remember that the Mona Lisa communicates many things its creator really did not set out to say. And so it is with this thread. __________________ When i listen

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July 21st, 2008, 12:44 PM	#234 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	kill the brain...kill the zombie __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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Scott McCray Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Charlotte (and Cullowhee), NC Age: 50 Posts: 372 21 Photos	(and brain cramps, brain spasms and flights of fancy) __________________ GAS - it's not just after dinner, anymore...