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Joel Terry · July 17th, 2008, 04:22 PM

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Durtdog · July 17th, 2008, 04:24 PM

hmmmm...time to call a cab...

Joel Terry · July 17th, 2008, 04:36 PM

*Gets up to stretch, then for reasons known only to God, hums the first few bars of LZ's "The Immigrant Song" accompanied by a lively, extended "Curly Shuffle" backwards across the room; unfortunately, pants fall down, trips, falls haplessly to the floor, hits head on floor, and lies unconscious on the floor, face down with pants down around ankles.*

Despite this inscrutable display and resultant fall, mute apathy befogs the room, except for Randy (getbent), who, having been awakened from his nodding off by the noisome fall, declares, "You know, I had the most screwed-up dream--Curly of Three Stooges is standing at the edge of this Nordic cliff with Jimmy Page; Curly takes his pants off, does his little 'derby-machine gun' shtick at Page, then bumps Page off the cliff with his belly. And all the way down, Page is screaming 'Zosoooooooooo!' Curly looks over the edge of the cliff, gives Page his exaggerated, sweeping arm-wave of dismissal, 'nyuks' a couple of times, and starts jumping around and hooting like an ape, but in this totally weird stop-motion kind of way, like he's in a strobe light. All of a sudden, he starts making all of these sexually suggestive poses--bending over, arching his back, sticking his ass in the air and wiggling it. And that's when I woke up."

Yet indifference suffuses the room still, despite Randy's curious oneiric narrative; to be more precise, indifference set to the icy, airless strains of John Cage's 4'33"--with the singular and salient exception of a faint, guttural, Jerry Lewis-like *hrrrn* by someone in the next room--*hrrrn*, indeed....

ajgus · July 17th, 2008, 04:37 PM

I just had the weirdest deja vu.

ajgus · July 17th, 2008, 04:37 PM

I just had the weirdest deja vu.

getbent · July 17th, 2008, 04:47 PM

everything we'll ever need to konw (misspelled on purpose)

bluetele54 · July 17th, 2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(maybe another pinch of Copenhagen will wake me up enough that I can make some sense of all of this...hope nobody drinks out of that cup)

...(he was a "pincher",and we whispered,"beware the brown beer")

ibobunot · July 17th, 2008, 05:24 PM

Yawns, Scratches Self, Changes Channel ...

Telehackster · July 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM

(Who changed the channel? Is this Woody's TV or is Nick playing with his remote next door?)

Buckocaster51 · July 17th, 2008, 06:36 PM

(those danged kids and their universal remotes! probably won't stay off the grass either...)

ibobunot · July 17th, 2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(those danged kids probably won't stay off the grass either...)

Don't Step On The Grass

..

getbent · July 17th, 2008, 09:37 PM

green grass?

boris bubbanov · July 17th, 2008, 09:51 PM

I just took an extra moment looking at one of our energetic ombudsman's posts, and realized.

This place is probably chet full of insults, be they misfires or otherwise.

You guys all watched too much television in your youth.

Ya'll need to go out in a field of grass and roll like hippies.

ibobunot · July 17th, 2008, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris bubbanov

Ya'll need to go out in a field of grass and roll like hippies.

The coolest thing about double albums was you could roll on one side
and use the other side as a backstop...

Buckocaster51 · July 17th, 2008, 10:29 PM

(Watched too much television? I bet they'd be impressed if I gave them CBS's 1964 Thursday night lineup. But I won't. I'll just sit here and let them watch. Why I won't even swat at that fly. I'll show them. I'm harmless...)

ibobunot · July 17th, 2008, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris bubbanov

This place is probably chet full of insults, be they misfires or otherwise.

Butta boom, butta bing, buttafuoco...

Big John · July 18th, 2008, 04:54 AM

Who turned this thing off ?

hondo76 · July 18th, 2008, 05:29 AM

i knock on the door holding a case of shiner bock and say lets jam and push my way in the door to go look for the earlyer mentioned potato salad

D.K. Buchanon · July 18th, 2008, 06:25 AM

Telefunken U 47 ?

With Leather

hmmm...

D.K. Buchanon · July 18th, 2008, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Joel Terry

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john prime ?

Big John · July 18th, 2008, 09:20 AM

Optimus Prime ?

Phaze · July 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM

Rib Prime?

Phaze · July 18th, 2008, 05:28 PM

Mmmmm,

Who wants to make a BBQ run?

Buckocaster51 · July 18th, 2008, 05:30 PM

(looks at those ribs and understands why we are putting on weight...)

popthree · July 18th, 2008, 05:48 PM

PrimeTime

fltpkr · July 18th, 2008, 05:54 PM

Wakes up from long nap in chair, wipes drool from chin, looks dazed and confused (which is normal by the way)...
Did somebody say barbecue? Where did all these people come from?
Am I home? What's on TV? Did someone say grass?

hondo76 · July 18th, 2008, 05:58 PM

im lost but im down for some ribs. wheres that tater' salad i want some of that to!!! i have broght some shinerbock for the cause also.

Telehackster · July 18th, 2008, 06:09 PM

(looking at fltpkr reminds me . . . if we're having ribs, we'll need a mess of these:

I thought I had an old one in my wallet, but that was just something else that never gets used . . .)

Buckocaster51 · July 18th, 2008, 06:11 PM

Then there's the Prime Directive:

"No identification of self or mission. No interference with the social development of said planet. No references to space or the fact that there are other worlds or civilizations."

getbent · July 18th, 2008, 06:14 PM

this is what we need for after rib cleanup.... buck, a bock please.

ibobunot · July 18th, 2008, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Then there's the Prime Directive:

Prime..

Buckocaster51 · July 19th, 2008, 03:56 AM

(thinking I have to get out more often...)

ibobunot · July 19th, 2008, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.K. Buchanon

Telefunken U 47 ?

With Leather

hmmm...

Effect Pedal Porn...

numeric · July 19th, 2008, 05:36 AM

Uh Bob...

What?
Have you?
Been looking?
Up on?
Youtube?

ibobunot · July 19th, 2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numeric

Uh Bob...

What?
Have you?
Been looking?
Up on?
Youtube?

Smiles, twiddles the knobs...

HoodieMcFoodie · July 19th, 2008, 08:13 AM

*peers in through the open window. Notices all these TDPRI's sitting around a huge table, lost in their own contemplations. Looks wistfully at their post counts and wonders if he will ever reach the lofty heights of these guys. I guess there's only one way to find out. Climbs in the window and takes a seat.

Buckocaster51 · July 19th, 2008, 12:09 PM

(Sensing an imbalance in my precious bodily fluids...)

ibobunot · July 19th, 2008, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HoodieMcFoodie

Climbs in the window and takes a seat.

Offers HoodieMcFoodie some milk...

You Am I - Mr Milk

PeteMac · July 19th, 2008, 01:49 PM

(Slowly opens the door and steps inside.)
("is this the right place", he wonders.)
(Silence as a dozen or so heads turn in his direction; if there was a piano player in there, he didn't notice. What he did notice, right away, was the sweet, sweet odour of stale beer and chilli... and, oh jeez, he wished someone would open a window or somethin'.)

woodman · July 19th, 2008, 02:19 PM

somewhere, a dog barked.

July 17th, 2008, 04:22 PM	#161 (permalink)
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July 17th, 2008, 04:36 PM	#163 (permalink)
Joel Terry Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Old Hickory (Nashville), Tennessee, USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,680 17 Photos	Gets up to stretch, then for reasons known only to God, hums the first few bars of LZ's "The Immigrant Song" accompanied by a lively, extended "Curly Shuffle" backwards across the room; unfortunately, pants fall down, trips, falls haplessly to the floor, hits head on floor, and lies unconscious on the floor, face down with pants down around ankles. Despite this inscrutable display and resultant fall, mute apathy befogs the room, except for Randy (getbent), who, having been awakened from his nodding off by the noisome fall, declares, "You know, I had the most screwed-up dream--Curly of Three Stooges is standing at the edge of this Nordic cliff with Jimmy Page; Curly takes his pants off, does his little 'derby-machine gun' shtick at Page, then bumps Page off the cliff with his belly. And all the way down, Page is screaming 'Zosoooooooooo!' Curly looks over the edge of the cliff, gives Page his exaggerated, sweeping arm-wave of dismissal, 'nyuks' a couple of times, and starts jumping around and hooting like an ape, but in this totally weird stop-motion kind of way, like he's in a strobe light. All of a sudden, he starts making all of these sexually suggestive poses--bending over, arching his back, sticking his ass in the air and wiggling it. And that's when I woke up." Yet indifference suffuses the room still, despite Randy's curious oneiric narrative; to be more precise, indifference set to the icy, airless strains of John Cage's 4'33"--with the singular and salient exception of a faint, guttural, Jerry Lewis-like hrrrn by someone in the next room--hrrrn, indeed.... __________________ Currently reading: Jack Lord Was An Insufferable Ass; For Example, His Christmas Gift To The Cast And Crew Was Passing A Roll Of Clorets Mints Around: Bitter Recollections From The Set Of Hawaii Five-O by Kam Fong as Chin Ho

July 17th, 2008, 04:37 PM	#164 (permalink)
ajgus Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: chicago Posts: 3,003	I just had the weirdest deja vu. __________________ "...it's just a wonderful sound..."- GE Smith

July 17th, 2008, 04:37 PM	#165 (permalink)
ajgus Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: chicago Posts: 3,003	I just had the weirdest deja vu. __________________ "...it's just a wonderful sound..."- GE Smith

July 17th, 2008, 04:47 PM	#166 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	i see everything twice... lets watch some teevee everything we'll ever need to konw (misspelled on purpose) __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

July 17th, 2008, 04:24 PM	#162 (permalink)
Durtdog Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2004 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,896	hmmmm...time to call a cab...

July 17th, 2008, 05:24 PM	#168 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,905	" lets watch some teevee" Yawns, Scratches Self, Changes Channel ...

July 17th, 2008, 05:29 PM	#169 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	(Who changed the channel? Is this Woody's TV or is Nick playing with his remote next door?)

July 17th, 2008, 06:36 PM	#170 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(those danged kids and their universal remotes! probably won't stay off the grass either...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 17th, 2008, 09:37 PM	#172 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	green grass? __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

July 17th, 2008, 09:51 PM	#173 (permalink)
boris bubbanov Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Orleans, LA + in the past Posts: 15,209	I just took an extra moment looking at one of our energetic ombudsman's posts, and realized. This place is probably chet full of insults, be they misfires or otherwise. You guys all watched too much television in your youth. Ya'll need to go out in a field of grass and roll like hippies. __________________ When i listen

July 17th, 2008, 10:29 PM	#175 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(Watched too much television? I bet they'd be impressed if I gave them CBS's 1964 Thursday night lineup. But I won't. I'll just sit here and let them watch. Why I won't even swat at that fly. I'll show them. I'm harmless...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 18th, 2008, 04:54 AM	#177 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	Who turned this thing off ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

July 18th, 2008, 05:29 AM	#178 (permalink)
hondo76 Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: aubrey tx Age: 21 Posts: 880	i knock on the door holding a case of shiner bock and say lets jam and push my way in the door to go look for the earlyer mentioned potato salad __________________ http://www.myspace.com/adambellar06 It aint easy being me - Chris Knight rule #1 NEVER mess with anyone's old lady, gear, food, family, or religion.

July 18th, 2008, 06:25 AM	#179 (permalink)
D.K. Buchanon Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Bloomington, Indiana Age: 52 Posts: 341 4 Photos	Telefunken U 47 ? With Leather hmmm... __________________

July 18th, 2008, 09:20 AM	#181 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	Optimus Prime ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

July 18th, 2008, 05:27 PM	#182 (permalink)
Phaze Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: o HI o, In the middle of the road. Posts: 101	Rib Prime?

July 18th, 2008, 05:28 PM	#183 (permalink)
Phaze Tele-Meister Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: o HI o, In the middle of the road. Posts: 101	Mmmmm, Who wants to make a BBQ run?

July 18th, 2008, 05:30 PM	#184 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(looks at those ribs and understands why we are putting on weight...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 18th, 2008, 05:48 PM	#185 (permalink)
popthree Friend of Leo's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Sand Springs, Okay ? Age: 44 Posts: 3,489 50 Photos	PrimeTime __________________ http://www.reverbnation.com/thebonanzalunchbox

July 18th, 2008, 05:54 PM	#186 (permalink)
fltpkr Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oregoon Posts: 1,353	Wakes up from long nap in chair, wipes drool from chin, looks dazed and confused (which is normal by the way)... Did somebody say barbecue? Where did all these people come from? Am I home? What's on TV? Did someone say grass? __________________ The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

July 18th, 2008, 05:58 PM	#187 (permalink)
hondo76 Tele-Holic Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: aubrey tx Age: 21 Posts: 880	im lost but im down for some ribs. wheres that tater' salad i want some of that to!!! i have broght some shinerbock for the cause also. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/adambellar06 It aint easy being me - Chris Knight rule #1 NEVER mess with anyone's old lady, gear, food, family, or religion.

July 18th, 2008, 06:09 PM	#188 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	(looking at fltpkr reminds me . . . if we're having ribs, we'll need a mess of these: I thought I had an old one in my wallet, but that was just something else that never gets used . . .)

July 18th, 2008, 06:11 PM	#189 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	Then there's the Prime Directive: "No identification of self or mission. No interference with the social development of said planet. No references to space or the fact that there are other worlds or civilizations." __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 18th, 2008, 06:14 PM	#190 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	this is what we need for after rib cleanup.... buck, a bock please. __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

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July 19th, 2008, 03:56 AM	#192 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(thinking I have to get out more often...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 19th, 2008, 05:36 AM	#194 (permalink)
numeric Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ames, IA Posts: 614	Uh Bob... What? Have you? Been looking? Up on? Youtube? __________________ Matt

July 19th, 2008, 08:13 AM	#196 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,099	*peers in through the open window. Notices all these TDPRI's sitting around a huge table, lost in their own contemplations. Looks wistfully at their post counts and wonders if he will ever reach the lofty heights of these guys. I guess there's only one way to find out. Climbs in the window and takes a seat.

July 19th, 2008, 12:09 PM	#197 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,396 1 Photos	(Sensing an imbalance in my precious bodily fluids...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 19th, 2008, 01:49 PM	#199 (permalink)
PeteMac Tele-Holic Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 47 Posts: 933 10 Photos	(Slowly opens the door and steps inside.) ("is this the right place", he wonders.) (Silence as a dozen or so heads turn in his direction; if there was a piano player in there, he didn't notice. What he did notice, right away, was the sweet, sweet odour of stale beer and chilli... and, oh jeez, he wished someone would open a window or somethin'.) __________________ Life is short; play loud! www.myspace.com/theskinnersband www.myspace.com/theboneyarsedboys

July 19th, 2008, 02:19 PM	#200 (permalink)
woodman Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mint Hill, NC Age: 63 Posts: 8,124	somewhere, a dog barked. __________________ Truth is stranger than fact ... www.myspace.com/stragglerswing (Woody & the Stragglers - Western Swing/Roots-rock)