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July 7th, 2008, 06:24 PM
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A woman without a husband is like a fish without a bicycle.
Don't know why that came to mind right now. Who drank the last Point Special?
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July 7th, 2008, 10:34 PM
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Scribbling down the instructions for the chili. Gotta make some for the non-Tele guys I know only I'll call it GETBENT Chili (and introduce it as my own)...
Where the hell am I and can someone give me a ride?
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July 8th, 2008, 12:06 AM
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I feel I am being ignored. Is it because of my Earth Shoes?
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July 16th, 2008, 10:19 PM
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This thread is like a bad acid trip....only much funnier........
Edit:I'm not condoning drug use....never even done acid...just an analogy someone's cat's breath smells like cat food....and fish
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July 16th, 2008, 10:32 PM
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why should we ask sid? Hey, buck keep the earthshoes on... 'member what happened when you took them off last time....
hmmm stripper dust...
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July 16th, 2008, 10:34 PM
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...eeewwwwwwwww...
..."creepy crawly,creepy crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly...BELLLCH!!!...frrrrrrrt...shnif shnif...OYYYYYYY,YOY,YOY!!!...light a frakkin' match,PLEASE..."
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July 16th, 2008, 10:45 PM
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Tries to think of something to say because he is trying to have 500 posts before his birthday in August and this thread seems like an easy 1.
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July 16th, 2008, 10:54 PM
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...the mind wanders...
(...hardscrabble ver-nack-Q-lar,witless nincomPOOP,flighty floozy,torrential spin goes on,and on,and on,and on!!!...ALRIGHT,Who Took Their Shoes OFF???...Peter Ustinov!!!...)
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July 16th, 2008, 10:59 PM
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Checks to see if his previous post pissed anyone off and if he needed to defend his manhood, but alas there is nothing and so he goes back to reading other threads on the TDPRI.
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July 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM
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(glances into corner...notices there's stripper dust there too!)
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July 16th, 2008, 11:07 PM
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reads other members signature and thinks "pedestrian" and doesn't know why.... then thinks of a game
"cute hat, even though many others leave each stripe tremendously strained. Caps, orange, lime, leopard in every size" You don't need a native american to sort out that little code.
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July 16th, 2008, 11:09 PM
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Quote:
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July 16th, 2008, 11:25 PM
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Quote:
he said his wife should have been a baseball pitcher because she threw him a shutout for a month.
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July 16th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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  OUCH! Only one month? Scott
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July 16th, 2008, 11:31 PM
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The fridge is running low.
B double E double R U N.
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July 16th, 2008, 11:33 PM
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The way I heard it, Getbent shaves his "friend's" face every morning.
wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more
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July 16th, 2008, 11:41 PM
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Bucko, you got it wrong amigo... it was my girlfriends husband! man was I tired that month! ha ha ha, I don't go to strip clubs... I call it hanging with chads.
no takers on the code eh? sheesh, Gurr, no farmer sneezing IN the house.
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July 17th, 2008, 12:40 AM
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That wasn't a dog. That wasn't a bark. And it wasn't distant. (Takes cover)
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July 17th, 2008, 12:44 AM
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Full moon is at 0759 UMT on the 18th.
Where is Larry Talbot?
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July 17th, 2008, 01:47 AM
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...'vas ist dis twattle???...
...(I was wondering what farmer Randy's talkin' 'bout...I'm ashamed that my code reading ability is lacking...I'm still thinking about that woman I followed into Trader Joe's yesterday,as it was the most DEVINE BOOTAY I've had the privilege to follow in many a moon...a glorius,comfortable,and eeeesay sway...)
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July 17th, 2008, 02:04 AM
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...barrel scrapping Randall...
...(I was thinking Dan D. not a fave...I'ma west coast dude,Ralston and Walsh at Stanford...the forward pass was not a bar come on...these thoughts truly disturb me,but I'll survive...I always survive...hmmm...that schnoz 'vaz nutting like 'da butt I 'vaz musing 'bout...lawd haff moisey!!!...)
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July 17th, 2008, 02:06 AM
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(Thinking "Why do they still call it 'Two Buck Chuck' when it now sells for three dollars?")
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July 17th, 2008, 02:58 AM
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Quote:
 Bucko this is for you!
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July 17th, 2008, 05:30 AM
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You are a mean, bad and nasty man!!! mud
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July 17th, 2008, 08:08 AM
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(maybe another pinch of Copenhagen will wake me up enough that I can make some sense of all of this...hope nobody drinks out of that cup)
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