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Old July 7th, 2008, 06:24 PM   #121 (permalink)
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A woman without a husband is like a fish without a bicycle.

Don't know why that came to mind right now.

Who drank the last Point Special?

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Old July 7th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #122 (permalink)
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Scribbling down the instructions for the chili. Gotta make some for the non-Tele guys I know only I'll call it GETBENT Chili (and introduce it as my own)...

Where the hell am I and can someone give me a ride?
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Old July 8th, 2008, 12:06 AM   #123 (permalink)
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I feel I am being ignored. Is it because of my Earth Shoes?
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Old July 8th, 2008, 12:19 AM   #124 (permalink)
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(Wonders if Buckocaster51's Earth Shoes have stripper dust on them...)
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:19 PM   #125 (permalink)
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This thread is like a bad acid trip....only much funnier........

Edit:I'm not condoning drug use....never even done acid...just an analogy


someone's cat's breath smells like cat food....and fish
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:32 PM   #126 (permalink)
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why should we ask sid? Hey, buck keep the earthshoes on... 'member what happened when you took them off last time....

hmmm stripper dust...
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #127 (permalink)
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...eeewwwwwwwww...

..."creepy crawly,creepy crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly,creepy creepy,crawly crawly...BELLLCH!!!...frrrrrrrt...shnif shnif...OYYYYYYY,YOY,YOY!!!...light a frakkin' match,PLEASE..."
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:45 PM   #128 (permalink)
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Tries to think of something to say because he is trying to have 500 posts before his birthday in August and this thread seems like an easy 1.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:54 PM   #129 (permalink)
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...the mind wanders...

(...hardscrabble ver-nack-Q-lar,witless nincomPOOP,flighty floozy,torrential spin goes on,and on,and on,and on!!!...ALRIGHT,Who Took Their Shoes OFF???...Peter Ustinov!!!...)
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Old July 16th, 2008, 10:59 PM   #130 (permalink)
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Checks to see if his previous post pissed anyone off and if he needed to defend his manhood, but alas there is nothing and so he goes back to reading other threads on the TDPRI.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM   #131 (permalink)
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(glances into corner...notices there's stripper dust there too!)
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:07 PM   #132 (permalink)
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(Dang! There's stripper dust in my beer! ...Oh, Tiffany! Where did you go?... )
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:07 PM   #133 (permalink)
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reads other members signature and thinks "pedestrian" and doesn't know why.... then thinks of a game

"cute hat, even though many others leave each stripe tremendously strained. Caps, orange, lime, leopard in every size"

You don't need a native american to sort out that little code.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:09 PM   #134 (permalink)
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(Dang! There's stripper dust in my beer! ...Oh, Tiffany! Where did you go?... )
as one of my friends once said... "summer came and so did I."
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:10 PM   #135 (permalink)
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hmmm stripper dust...



Uses stripper dust to decorate “I’m Sorry.” card for the wife...
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:25 PM   #136 (permalink)
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Uses stripper dust to decorate “I’m Sorry.” card for the wife...
It is the thought that counts..... a guy I know was getting hassled by his wife for going to strip clubs and he said he pulled out his wallet and showed her a wad of 5's, 10's and 20's and said, "hey they got the singles baby, but I saved the good stuff for you!" ha ha ha....

he said his wife should have been a baseball pitcher because she threw him a shutout for a month.
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It is the thought that counts..... a guy I know was getting hassled by his wife for going to strip clubs and he said he pulled out his wallet and showed her a wad of 5's, 10's and 20's and said, "hey they got the singles baby, but I saved the good stuff for you!" ha ha ha....

he said his wife should have been a baseball pitcher because she threw him a shutout for a month.


OUCH! Only one month?

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The fridge is running low.

B double E double R U N.
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:33 PM   #139 (permalink)
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The way I heard it, Getbent shaves his "friend's" face every morning.

wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more
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Old July 16th, 2008, 11:41 PM   #140 (permalink)
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Bucko, you got it wrong amigo... it was my girlfriends husband! man was I tired that month! ha ha ha, I don't go to strip clubs... I call it hanging with chads.

no takers on the code eh?

sheesh, Gurr, no farmer sneezing IN the house.
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Old July 17th, 2008, 12:40 AM   #141 (permalink)
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(silently asseses curent financial status in relation to upcoming bathroom remodel project and sons preschool enrollment fee).....somewhere in the distance a dog barks.

That wasn't a dog.


That wasn't a bark.


And it wasn't distant.


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Full moon is at 0759 UMT on the 18th.

Where is Larry Talbot?
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beware the moors....


note: vic morrow was not harmed in this john landis movie.


hello larry!

hey, we need beer nuts!
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Old July 17th, 2008, 01:47 AM   #144 (permalink)
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...'vas ist dis twattle???...

...(I was wondering what farmer Randy's talkin' 'bout...I'm ashamed that my code reading ability is lacking...I'm still thinking about that woman I followed into Trader Joe's yesterday,as it was the most DEVINE BOOTAY I've had the privilege to follow in many a moon...a glorius,comfortable,and eeeesay sway...)
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Old July 17th, 2008, 02:04 AM   #147 (permalink)
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...(I was thinking Dan D. not a fave...I'ma west coast dude,Ralston and Walsh at Stanford...the forward pass was not a bar come on...these thoughts truly disturb me,but I'll survive...I always survive...hmmm...that schnoz 'vaz nutting like 'da butt I 'vaz musing 'bout...lawd haff moisey!!!...)
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Old July 17th, 2008, 02:11 AM   #149 (permalink)
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...oy...

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That wasn't a dog.


That wasn't a bark.


And it wasn't distant.


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It was them there barkin' spiders huh bb

Bucko this is for you!

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Old July 17th, 2008, 03:34 AM   #152 (permalink)
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no takers on the code eh?

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I got the code fine, but the rest of the thread I'm still a little hazy on.
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Stevieboy, turn that lens on yourself... you is a star amigo!

Congrats! You are the winner!
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...(um,'dat mean nekkid,youbobImnot???)

Wonders to himself "am I the only one here that went to a strip club with his future wife"

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Whassup?

Did I miss anything?



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Are You... Uh...
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