When a thread's cookin - Page 3

three barrel · July 3rd, 2008, 10:29 PM

(hums the opening notes to inna gadda davida)

Drunkinminer · July 3rd, 2008, 11:19 PM

Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talkin' to my old tomcat
They were talkin' bout a hockey, the cat was talking back
A long about then everything went black, a-wasn't that a party

Tim Armstrong · July 3rd, 2008, 11:36 PM

(looks out back window towards beach, thinks "I sure hope we have enough beer" when he sees more company coming...)

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2008, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studio1087

And then things start getting a little weird..........

teleweezel · July 4th, 2008, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibobunot

(and I slowly looked around to see if anyone else knew that I wasn't playing in the right key...and I had forgotten to put on pants.)

ibobunot · July 4th, 2008, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teleweezel

(and I slowly looked around to see if anyone else knew that I wasn't playing in the right key...and I had forgotten to put on pants.)

Everyone looks around and wonders how teleweezel can play standing with no strap.

..

Telehackster · July 4th, 2008, 12:59 AM

(wonders what that shouting outside is about . . . must be the neighbors getting riled . . .)

Flat357 · July 4th, 2008, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ibobunot

Everyone looks around and wonders how teleweezel can play standing with no strap.

..

Gives him a great bass drum kick effect too

garytelecastor · July 4th, 2008, 01:34 AM

(Looks in wallet and realizes he needs to cash a check, or better yet borrow some money from one of the guys.)

mudbean · July 4th, 2008, 01:48 AM

... but ... what do the words to Wooly Bully mean?

Edit: I somehow feel horribly responsible for all of this ... I'm sorry, really ... I am so, so sorry.

mud

ibobunot · July 4th, 2008, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

... but ... what do the words to Wooly Bully mean?

Quote:

The band got the chance to record, but their early efforts failed. In the summer of 1964, they went into the studio with a song that used the words "Hully Gully". When told by the record company that they couldn't use that phrase, Sam said, "OK, let's kick it off, and I'll make something up. "The name of my cat was 'Wooly Bully', so I started from there. The count down part of the song was also not planned. I was just goofing around and counted off in Tex-Mex. It just blew everybody away, and actually, I wanted it taken off the record. We did three takes, all of them different, and they took the first take and released it.

--Domingo Samudio--

"In 1970, Sam went out on his own and issued an album called "Sam, Hard and Heavy", which featured slide guitarist Duane Allman."

mudbean · July 4th, 2008, 02:45 AM

It's always the stupid cat.

mud

Scotland · July 4th, 2008, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

Are you using an Elm modifier ?, if not then it's a Persimmon ring thrace for sure !, just don't tell the neighbours !!

I use either a Swab Mobulator or a Doo Hickey in these situations.

giginthesky · July 4th, 2008, 02:59 AM

is wondering if that lady today opened the potato salad container to use it as an excuse to cover up the fart smell.

getbent · July 4th, 2008, 03:53 AM

garytelecastor · July 4th, 2008, 03:57 AM

(Wonders does anybody know if they need any male fitters to work the fitting rooms at Victoria's Secret?)

ibobunot · July 4th, 2008, 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

Durtdog · July 4th, 2008, 08:03 AM

(Semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones. That's fun to say.)

teleweezel · July 4th, 2008, 10:28 AM

(giggles to himself at the thought of the word 'doo-hickey)

Big John · July 4th, 2008, 10:58 AM

"Cap'n John did have a certain ring to it he thought so he spliced the mainbrace and the rest was .......... not quite history yet."

D.K. Buchanon · July 4th, 2008, 12:25 PM

* looks @ the pile of Cherry Bombs he has placed on the floor and ponders a July 4th surprise attack on the unsuspecting Brits sitting round the room...*

getbent · July 4th, 2008, 12:54 PM

Hey, I made coffee if anyone needs some... a couple of you guys could use a little dental floss-->me included... my mouth tastes like a little tiny army of very dusty soldiers marched through during the night.

ibobunot · July 4th, 2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

Hey, I made coffee if anyone needs some...

Hot tea for me...

getbent · July 4th, 2008, 01:23 PM

I believe ol mudbean picked up some hot tea from the taco stand fer ya.

Big John · July 4th, 2008, 04:33 PM

* looks @ the pile of Cherry Bombs D.K.Buchanon has placed on the floor and ponders if a July 4th surprise attack on the unsuspecting Brits sitting round the room would happen .......... he continued to pretend to be unsuspecting...*

mudbean · July 5th, 2008, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durtdog

(Semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones, semi precious stones. That's fun to say.)

AAACKK! I told Beanie I got myself involved in something I couldn't begin to understand. As I was reading again, she glided through on her magic carpet (or, was it her broom?), took one look and giggled, "I dated a guy once who had semi precious stones."

...

mud

ibobunot · July 5th, 2008, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

AAACKK! I told Beanie I got myself involved in something I couldn't begin to understand.

You started a raging stream of semiconsciousness thought...

getbent · July 5th, 2008, 03:50 AM

whistling softly like cool hand luke... bob realized his 'raging stream' comment was dang close to the precious stone derivation...

I stare at a small spot low on the wall and wonder if it is, in fact, a tobacco stain and who might have a dip.... and also if the marketeer who came up with the brand name kleenex was ever upset that it had become a generic term and that he didn't get a penny or two whenever someone asked for it.

ibobunot · July 5th, 2008, 04:21 AM

tobacco stain haiku

teeth and fingers yellow
tobacco stains my fists with blood
black eye, woman's tears

..

Tim Armstrong · July 5th, 2008, 11:46 AM

(hears "raging stream" and heads for the bathroom...)

Scott McCray · July 5th, 2008, 12:15 PM

(wonders what kind of beer Tim brought in those growlers...sure it will be good)

D.K. Buchanon · July 5th, 2008, 12:45 PM

wall hanger, wall hanger, wall hanger, wall hanger...nope..not nearly as poetic as : semi precious stones...

boris bubbanov · July 5th, 2008, 01:36 PM

The man as father to the monkey.

Potato salad? No, Ma'am.

Excuse me, Ma'am.

ibobunot · July 5th, 2008, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Armstrong

(hears "raging stream" and heads for the bathroom...)

..

SINCASTER · July 5th, 2008, 02:12 PM

Ponders the population breakdown of Berlin, Maryland wondering if there are more Berliners or more Marys.

Big John · July 7th, 2008, 04:38 PM

Sure is lonely in here .................................................. .................................................. ....................................

ajgus · July 7th, 2008, 04:45 PM

(wonders why they call it "taking a dump" when you're really leaving a dump)

Cheesehead · July 7th, 2008, 05:01 PM

(remembers old joke: Q. how many surrealists does it take to change light bulb? A. fish)

Big John · July 7th, 2008, 05:17 PM

...... or the soccer results for the european cup semi final :-

Real Madrid 4 - SurReal Madrid - Fish

ibobunot · July 7th, 2008, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheesehead

(remembers old joke: Q. how many surrealists does it take to change light bulb? A. fish)

July 3rd, 2008, 11:36 PM	#83 (permalink)
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mudbean Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal Semi-Desert Semi-Paradise Age: 50 Posts: 3,185 10 Photos	... but ... what do the words to Wooly Bully mean? Edit: I somehow feel horribly responsible for all of this ... I'm sorry, really ... I am so, so sorry. mud __________________ MudBean Music Nekkid Bart: "This is the worst day of my life." Laffing Homer: "Worst day SO FAR!!"

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three barrel Tele-Meister Join Date: May 2007 Location: Wichita, KS Age: 54 Posts: 148	(hums the opening notes to inna gadda davida)

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Drunkinminer Tele-Meister Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: winnipeg Age: 34 Posts: 345 14 Photos	Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat I saw someone under my kitchen table, talkin' to my old tomcat They were talkin' bout a hockey, the cat was talking back A long about then everything went black, a-wasn't that a party

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,594 37 Photos	Hey, I made coffee if anyone needs some... a couple of you guys could use a little dental floss-->me included... my mouth tastes like a little tiny army of very dusty soldiers marched through during the night. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,594 37 Photos	I believe ol mudbean picked up some hot tea from the taco stand fer ya. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	* looks @ the pile of Cherry Bombs D.K.Buchanon has placed on the floor and ponders if a July 4th surprise attack on the unsuspecting Brits sitting round the room would happen .......... he continued to pretend to be unsuspecting...* __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,594 37 Photos	whistling softly like cool hand luke... bob realized his 'raging stream' comment was dang close to the precious stone derivation... I stare at a small spot low on the wall and wonder if it is, in fact, a tobacco stain and who might have a dip.... and also if the marketeer who came up with the brand name kleenex was ever upset that it had become a generic term and that he didn't get a penny or two whenever someone asked for it. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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