When a thread's cookin - Page 2

Tele Fan · July 3rd, 2008, 11:46 AM

(Wonder how I got here? Oh well not the first time I've had to wonder that. Wonder if there's any whiskey. Wait always make bad life choices when drinking whiskey . . . wonder if there's any whiskey?)

fltpkr · July 3rd, 2008, 11:54 AM

(Walks in holding a deck of cards, whistling "Walk On By" under my breath)
Howdy boys! Anyone up for a game of 5 card roll yer own? (Sits down, expecting to be roundly and deservedly ignored)

Colo Springs E · July 3rd, 2008, 11:59 AM

(Attempts to discreetly pick nose; woodman and getbent observe disapprovingly...)

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2008, 12:12 PM

You can pick your nose or you can pick your friends
but you can't pick your friends nose...

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 12:24 PM

(notices what eric is doing... ahhh the salty goodness... wistful for 2nd grade... I wonder if there is any paste at Joe's house? sees fltpkr fingering a very greasy set of cards... thinks back to a girl he knew in college... they used to play topless old maid in her dorm room...)

Buckocaster51 · July 3rd, 2008, 12:28 PM

I just stopped in for some chilli recipes.

Wrong thread I guess.

Tele Fan · July 3rd, 2008, 12:28 PM

(Shudders at thought of topless old maid. Smiles at thought of topless young maid.)

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 12:37 PM

slap yo mama chili

2lbs. Course Chili meat or ground beef
1lb. ground pork
1lb. ground Italian sausage
24oz. Mexican Chorrizo sausage
(2) 12oz bottles Shiner Bock Beer ( use what you like to drink) or 750ml Zinfindel
2 Jalapeno peppers chopped ( or more depending on where your are from )
2-4 tbsps. of chili powder
4 cloves crushed garlic
1 tbsp. finely chopped green onions
1 tbsp. black pepper
1-3 tsps. dry oregano
1 tbsp. cumin powder
1 tbsp. salt
1 16oz. can of tomato sauce ( your choice )
1 tbsp. finely chopped green bell pepper

Directions
Mix well all the meat in a large pot and brown( CUT OPEN ALL MEAT CASINGS and squeeze out)
Mix well until done
Add tomato sauce, beer or wine, and all the seasonings
Cook over low - medium heat for 30 min. stirring occasionally to advoid sticking
Then reduce heat to low and cover and cook 1 hour more
Stiring occasionally
Sample, sample and sample
Add more whatever you think it needs ( you make the call )
Turn heat off and let cool
Place in the refrigerator over night ( yep over night )
Reheat the next day and serve it your way!
Eat one spoon full and slap the person next to you and say " Boy was he right"
Enjoy!

toadman · July 3rd, 2008, 12:48 PM

(silently asseses curent financial status in relation to upcoming bathroom remodel project and sons preschool enrollment fee).....somewhere in the distance a dog barks.

D.K. Buchanon · July 3rd, 2008, 12:56 PM

Say: Sez here in the morning paper that Nikki Sixx is dating Kat VonD...

Jakedog · July 3rd, 2008, 01:03 PM

Alright, who stopped up the toilet? And geez, I'm up for two minutes and there's a booger on my chair?

At least nobody farted. Wait a second, what tha...

fltpkr · July 3rd, 2008, 01:03 PM

(Sits with eyes averted, shuffling & re-shuffling deck. Attempts one-handed cut and sprays entire deck across table, utterly exposing "un-coolness". Sheepishly collects cards and slinks to a chair in the corner.)

toadman · July 3rd, 2008, 01:05 PM

going out for smokes and beer. who wants to pony up?

Jakedog · July 3rd, 2008, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toadman

going out for smokes and beer. who wants to pony up?

I'll buy if you fly. The aftermath of the pork and beans has made me too lightheaded to drive.

boris bubbanov · July 3rd, 2008, 01:11 PM

Boiled Wool?

D.K. Buchanon · July 3rd, 2008, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boris bubbanov

Boiled Wool?

I believe that is a Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs tune...

Scott McCray · July 3rd, 2008, 01:30 PM

(Chili smells good - we really oughta replace the exhaust fan in the bathroom, though - the current one can't keep up with this bunch.)

Buckocaster51 · July 3rd, 2008, 01:40 PM

Gosh darn it!

The mug's plugged again!

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2008, 01:42 PM

Samples, samples and samples some more of getbents sauce, beer and wine.

..

numeric · July 3rd, 2008, 01:56 PM

(is done writing jokes, puts feet up, leans back against wall.)

trag-o-caster · July 3rd, 2008, 02:04 PM

What stinks in here???

mudbean · July 3rd, 2008, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.K. Buchanon

I believe that is a Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs tune...

Yikes! I am soooo glad that you brought that up! What in the heck do the words to Wooly Bully mean?!?

mud

SINCASTER · July 3rd, 2008, 03:33 PM

The difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is 2 weeks.

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 03:34 PM

(looks at woody and wonders how totally frightened I'd be if I were opening for Bill Kirchen... then remembers that once its over, the lyin' begins and it will be okay either way...)

BakersMan · July 3rd, 2008, 03:56 PM

(comes down the stairs, gets beer out of fridge, walks back upstairs)

BakersMan · July 3rd, 2008, 03:57 PM

(comes back downstairs for bottle opener, walks back upstairs with bottle opener)

Buckocaster51 · July 3rd, 2008, 04:03 PM

Bakersman, remember, you never buy beer - you just rent it.

It's all good.

Scott McCray · July 3rd, 2008, 04:03 PM

(finds another bottle opener - opens a Sierra Nevada Pale and contemplates the bathroom exhaust fan and the need for a plunger)

D.K. Buchanon · July 3rd, 2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

Yikes! I am soooo glad that you brought that up! What in the heck do the words to Wooly Bully mean?!?

mud

WOOLY BULLY (Domingo Samudio)

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Gentlmen , a *ahem* "topic" has been presented for discussion , dissection and general one upmanship

Buckocaster51 · July 3rd, 2008, 04:08 PM

Scott, maybe you could trade the hot neighbor a beer for the plunger and get the mug opened.

Flat357 · July 3rd, 2008, 04:21 PM

" Pass the salt please dear boy ..... and who's hand is that on my knee ?

Ooooh , hmmm , hoooweee . Infact just pass the salt ....and ...er ... maybe one of those pretty napkins ."

Scott McCray · July 3rd, 2008, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Scott, maybe you could trade the hot neighbor a beer for the plunger and get the mug opened.

Yeah, this place is hoppin' - and "I dinna think she can take any more, Cap'n."

teleweezel · July 3rd, 2008, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

... and I'm picturing us all sitting around a table shooting the poop - only the table is, like, 8,000 miles around! Cooool ...

mud

(wonders what kind of wood the table is made of . . . and how many sparkle tele's Buckocaster could make out of it. But then secretly worries what we would keep the chili and beer on if the table was gone. Suddenly feels scared and hopes no one notices.)

fltpkr · July 3rd, 2008, 05:06 PM

...mmmm! Chili & beer...beer & chili....pass me a chunk o' that cornbread, too!

Buckocaster51 · July 3rd, 2008, 05:51 PM

Anybody have a glass of buttermilk to wash down my chilli?

mudbean · July 3rd, 2008, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Anybody have a glass of buttermilk to wash down my chilli?

Oh, man, I was eating as I read this (makes slightly queasy face and puts down sandwich).

mud

mudbean · July 3rd, 2008, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

(makes slightly queasy face and puts down sandwich).

mud

(Then looks again at sandwich, shrugs & resumes eating.)

mud

studio1087 · July 3rd, 2008, 09:15 PM

And then things start getting a little weird..........

getbent · July 3rd, 2008, 09:26 PM

Flat357 · July 3rd, 2008, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studio1087

And then things start getting a little weird..........

Did ya find water then ?

July 3rd, 2008, 11:46 AM	#41 (permalink)
Tele Fan Friend of Leo's Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, Ky Age: 30 Posts: 2,933	(Wonder how I got here? Oh well not the first time I've had to wonder that. Wonder if there's any whiskey. Wait always make bad life choices when drinking whiskey . . . wonder if there's any whiskey?) __________________ Life is better when you just make it up as you go along.

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fltpkr Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oregoon Posts: 1,353	(Walks in holding a deck of cards, whistling "Walk On By" under my breath) Howdy boys! Anyone up for a game of 5 card roll yer own? (Sits down, expecting to be roundly and deservedly ignored) __________________ The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,556 37 Photos	(notices what eric is doing... ahhh the salty goodness... wistful for 2nd grade... I wonder if there is any paste at Joe's house? sees fltpkr fingering a very greasy set of cards... thinks back to a girl he knew in college... they used to play topless old maid in her dorm room...) __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

July 3rd, 2008, 12:28 PM	#46 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,339 1 Photos	I just stopped in for some chilli recipes. Wrong thread I guess. __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,751	You can pick your nose or you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends nose...

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Tele Fan Friend of Leo's Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Louisville, Ky Age: 30 Posts: 2,933	(Shudders at thought of topless old maid. Smiles at thought of topless young maid.) __________________ Life is better when you just make it up as you go along.

July 3rd, 2008, 12:37 PM	#48 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,556 37 Photos	slap yo mama chili 2lbs. Course Chili meat or ground beef 1lb. ground pork 1lb. ground Italian sausage 24oz. Mexican Chorrizo sausage (2) 12oz bottles Shiner Bock Beer ( use what you like to drink) or 750ml Zinfindel 2 Jalapeno peppers chopped ( or more depending on where your are from ) 2-4 tbsps. of chili powder 4 cloves crushed garlic 1 tbsp. finely chopped green onions 1 tbsp. black pepper 1-3 tsps. dry oregano 1 tbsp. cumin powder 1 tbsp. salt 1 16oz. can of tomato sauce ( your choice ) 1 tbsp. finely chopped green bell pepper Directions Mix well all the meat in a large pot and brown( CUT OPEN ALL MEAT CASINGS and squeeze out) Mix well until done Add tomato sauce, beer or wine, and all the seasonings Cook over low - medium heat for 30 min. stirring occasionally to advoid sticking Then reduce heat to low and cover and cook 1 hour more Stiring occasionally Sample, sample and sample Add more whatever you think it needs ( you make the call ) Turn heat off and let cool Place in the refrigerator over night ( yep over night ) Reheat the next day and serve it your way! Eat one spoon full and slap the person next to you and say " Boy was he right" Enjoy! __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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toadman Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: andoverandoverandover,ct Age: 46 Posts: 1,485	going out for smokes and beer. who wants to pony up? __________________ toadman the plank spanker www.slugnickel.com www.zydecohogs.com "The ultimate result of protecting man from folly is to fill the world with fools" Herbert Spencer

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Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,339 1 Photos	Gosh darn it! The mug's plugged again! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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fltpkr Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oregoon Posts: 1,353	...mmmm! Chili & beer...beer & chili....pass me a chunk o' that cornbread, too! __________________ The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

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