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ibobunot · July 2nd, 2009, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TeleBrew

goes back to the "tell a lie about the poster above you" thread . . . now that one's cookin' . . . crab farts)

ibobunot · July 3rd, 2009, 11:16 PM

TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning.
Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel.

The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames....

Big John · July 4th, 2009, 07:46 AM

OK, where did you want this beer parked ?

HoodieMcFoodie · July 9th, 2009, 12:42 AM

I think that guy's about to steal the wheels off the car. See he's got it up on blocks already...

Buckocaster51 · July 9th, 2009, 12:46 AM

Look closely, no money in the meter...

Is that a '65 Mustang?

Big John · July 9th, 2009, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Is that a '65 Mustang?

Well observed Mr Sparkle !, here's a link to it.

Buckocaster51 · July 16th, 2009, 01:24 AM

Whewwwww!

Big John!

Is that you and your Post Toasties?

ibobunot · July 16th, 2009, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Whewwwww!

Big John!

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Big John · July 16th, 2009, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Big John!

Is that you and your Post Toasties?

Sorry Bucko, if i told you i'm afarid i would have to confiscate your sparkles !!

JimmyJam · July 16th, 2009, 12:23 PM

(wonders how this degraded from a Blazing Saddles start to this)

ibobunot · July 16th, 2009, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyJam

(wonders how this degraded from a Blazing Saddles start to this)

But its all right now, in fact, its a gas!

ibobunot · July 27th, 2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JimmyJam

(wonders how this degraded from a Blazing Saddles start to this)

Pungent Pits, Foul Feet, Beastly Butt Odor?

Buckocaster51 · July 27th, 2009, 09:56 PM

Can John buy Aspray in case lots?

Big John · July 28th, 2009, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Can John buy Aspray in case lots?

Can I or do I ?

Not sure what I would do with a 'pocket shot though' ............

D.K. Buchanon · July 28th, 2009, 08:01 AM

jalapeno

JPark · July 28th, 2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by D.K. Buchanon

jalapeno

On a steeeeek!

HoodieMcFoodie · July 28th, 2009, 10:36 AM

habernero

Buckocaster51 · July 28th, 2009, 11:31 AM

The frozen bananas on a stick in the Fridgidaire are mine.

Hands off.

HoodieMcFoodie · July 28th, 2009, 11:48 AM

Man I hope you got good chompers to eat those things...

Buckocaster51 · July 28th, 2009, 11:51 AM

Oh! They are sooooooo smoooooooooooooth!

They're like an all-day sucker...only COLD!

When I was a kid, and some people dispute that I have changed all that much, we fixed them up in lieu of ice cream and fudge bars.

Now back off!

flyingcolors95 · July 28th, 2009, 12:02 PM

What'll ya have, PABST BLUE RIBBON.

Buckocaster51 · August 10th, 2009, 02:14 AM

In 1977, 17 million barrels of PBR were sold...

smsuryan · August 17th, 2009, 11:44 PM

Im glad i dont own a television...

Buckocaster51 · August 18th, 2009, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by smsuryan

Im glad i dont own a television...

buy that man a drink!

(after he buys us one of course)

Just make sure that you're not sitting downwind from Big John...

if you know what I mean!

beach bob · August 18th, 2009, 12:18 AM

I am glad I do not own a penguin.

ibobunot · August 18th, 2009, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Just make sure that you're not sitting downwind from Big John...

if you know what I mean!

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numeric · August 18th, 2009, 12:52 AM

I'll stick with my geographic region, thanks.

Buckocaster51 · August 18th, 2009, 01:07 AM

are a couple of my locals

redstringuitar · August 18th, 2009, 01:22 AM

The girl on the right has just been downwind of Big John.

Big John · August 18th, 2009, 07:05 AM

He's right .... don't sit 'down wind' for a while ........

But Bucko, speaking of 'downwind' whats this 'Buck foam' ?

ibobunot · August 21st, 2009, 02:34 AM

A nod's as good as a wink.

Big John · September 12th, 2009, 04:04 PM

Anyone in here ?????????

ibobunot · September 12th, 2009, 04:31 PM

Gas House Gang - Muskrat Ramble

Gee, but I'd give the world to see
that old gang of mine!
I can't forget that old quartet
that sang "Sweet Adeline!"

Goodbye forever, old fellas an' gals
goodbye forever, old sweethearts an' pals
God Bless them!

Gee, but I'd give the world to see
that old gang of mine!

Telehackster · September 12th, 2009, 04:33 PM

Oh, man, I just know that cat's coming back for the beer . . .

Buckocaster51 · September 12th, 2009, 07:35 PM

"Uncle John?"

Could it be!?

ibobunot · September 13th, 2009, 02:37 AM

Subliminal advertising....

mudbean · September 13th, 2009, 03:04 AM

Sheesh, I challenge anyone to read this whole misbegotten thread ... all the way through ... from the beginning ...

If you can do it, and not jab long spikes through your eyes, I'll send you this really old gummy bear I just found under a dust bunny behind my file cabinet.

mud

Stuco · September 13th, 2009, 03:20 AM

When a thread's pointless! LOL

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ibobunot · September 13th, 2009, 04:26 AM

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When a thread's pointless! LOL

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Easy for you to say....

Big John · September 13th, 2009, 06:49 AM

Stuco, that is the point ! (isn't it ?)

July 3rd, 2009, 11:16 PM	#722 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,914	-------------------------Breaking News------------------------- TWO hookers were being quizzed last night after a pair of wrestling MIDGETS died in a sex party - plunging an entire country into mourning. Pint-size grappler Alberto Jimenez, 35, and his twin Alejandro - national heroes in Mexico - were drugged and robbed after picking up two tarts at a hotel. The thieving hookers are believed to have spiked their booze with eye drops to knock them out - but the dose was too much for their tiny frames.... __________________ ... Sorry, I can't use this, it's awash in vaginaism. --Jessa Crispin--

July 4th, 2009, 07:46 AM	#723 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	OK, where did you want this beer parked ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

July 9th, 2009, 12:42 AM	#724 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	I think that guy's about to steal the wheels off the car. See he's got it up on blocks already... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 9th, 2009, 12:46 AM	#725 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	Look closely, no money in the meter... Is that a '65 Mustang? __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 16th, 2009, 01:24 AM	#727 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	Whewwwww! Big John! Is that you and your Post Toasties? __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 16th, 2009, 12:23 PM	#730 (permalink)
JimmyJam Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Loo-ah-vull, Kentucky Posts: 1,182	(wonders how this degraded from a Blazing Saddles start to this)

July 27th, 2009, 09:56 PM	#733 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	Can John buy Aspray in case lots? __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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July 28th, 2009, 10:36 AM	#737 (permalink)
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July 28th, 2009, 11:31 AM	#738 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	The frozen bananas on a stick in the Fridgidaire are mine. Hands off. __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 28th, 2009, 11:48 AM	#739 (permalink)
HoodieMcFoodie Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Taaamworth Age: 47 Posts: 1,106	Man I hope you got good chompers to eat those things... __________________ Why use a big word, when a diminuative one will do?

July 28th, 2009, 11:51 AM	#740 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	Oh! They are sooooooo smoooooooooooooth! They're like an all-day sucker...only COLD! When I was a kid, and some people dispute that I have changed all that much, we fixed them up in lieu of ice cream and fudge bars. Now back off! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

July 28th, 2009, 12:02 PM	#741 (permalink)
flyingcolors95 TDPRI Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: birmingham, alabama Age: 44 Posts: 44 3 Photos	What'll ya have, PABST BLUE RIBBON.

August 10th, 2009, 02:14 AM	#742 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	In 1977, 17 million barrels of PBR were sold... __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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August 18th, 2009, 12:18 AM	#745 (permalink)
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August 18th, 2009, 01:07 AM	#748 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	are a couple of my locals __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

August 18th, 2009, 01:22 AM	#749 (permalink)
redstringuitar Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Wales Age: 46 Posts: 1,040	The girl on the right has just been downwind of Big John. __________________ The world is full of busy people, might be a better place if some of 'em spent more time on their arses...

August 18th, 2009, 07:05 AM	#750 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	He's right .... don't sit 'down wind' for a while ........ But Bucko, speaking of 'downwind' whats this 'Buck foam' ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !! Last edited by Big John; August 18th, 2009 at 08:34 AM. Reason: fix link

August 21st, 2009, 02:34 AM	#751 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,914	A nod's as good as a wink. __________________ ... Sorry, I can't use this, it's awash in vaginaism. --Jessa Crispin--

September 12th, 2009, 04:04 PM	#752 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	Anyone in here ????????? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

September 12th, 2009, 04:31 PM	#753 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,914	Gas House Gang - Muskrat Ramble Gee, but I'd give the world to see that old gang of mine! I can't forget that old quartet that sang "Sweet Adeline!" Goodbye forever, old fellas an' gals goodbye forever, old sweethearts an' pals God Bless them! Gee, but I'd give the world to see that old gang of mine!

September 12th, 2009, 04:33 PM	#754 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	Oh, man, I just know that cat's coming back for the beer . . .

September 12th, 2009, 07:35 PM	#755 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,398 1 Photos	"Uncle John?" Could it be!? __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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September 13th, 2009, 06:49 AM	#760 (permalink)
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