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Old March 12th, 2009, 10:26 AM   #641 (permalink)
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................... and even chets not looking so good these days ...........


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Old March 12th, 2009, 10:45 AM   #642 (permalink)
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Chet?

What did he bring?

Maybe the palmettos?
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Old March 17th, 2009, 03:08 AM   #643 (permalink)
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...where's all the rum gone?
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Old March 17th, 2009, 05:33 AM   #644 (permalink)
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Y'arrrrrrrrrrr, t'aint here !

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Yarrr! Twas here a moment ago...

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Old March 17th, 2009, 11:35 AM   #646 (permalink)
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ha ha. Big John said taint.
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Old March 18th, 2009, 02:49 AM   #647 (permalink)
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Well, I figured out where the rum went. Somebody made rum balls, I found them in a box in the pantry.

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Old March 18th, 2009, 03:21 AM   #648 (permalink)
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I love a good pantry raid.
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Old March 18th, 2009, 03:38 AM   #649 (permalink)
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Well, I figured out where the rum went. Somebody made rum balls, I found them in a box in the pantry.
Um ... those aren't rum balls. I believe the caribou left them.

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Caribou . . . caribou . . . . . . . caribou




mmmm . . . Good woody sounding word .



And speaking of rum . . . "Khukri" Rum from Nepal . . . mmmmm; memories (or lack therof !!!)
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Old March 18th, 2009, 03:45 AM   #651 (permalink)
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Don't mess with the caribou droppings! Someone said that chet wanted to save them for something.

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OMG maybe they are part of chet's plans that he has yet to reveal!!!
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What a way to waste my 500th post...

On the greatest off-topic thread of all time.

And so, I leave you, with this:

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Old April 3rd, 2009, 04:02 AM   #655 (permalink)
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What a way to waste my 500th post...

On the greatest off-topic thread of all time.

And so, I leave you, with this:
Wisely spent and congrats to ya numeric, you could have just wasted it on some 'pickguard' or 'tonewood' thread but NO, you had the good sense to join us here in the twilight zone.
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ha ha. Big John said taint.
that big wooshing sound just went overhead again and woke me up....... Made me start thinking...... I wonder if a guy could make a living selling "taint insurance"? Who has not paid dearly for taint collisions while the way to the candy store? Maybe a variable deduction offering like comprehensive?
I hope I remember this one when I wake up.
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It's just about done...



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Is that Chilli Con Carne?
Yuppers...pull up a chair!
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Man-o-man I haven't had that in ages. You grab the bowls, I'll get the beers.
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[walks in from the pantry and also realizes how empty the room got]

Ummm... who wants to listen to Hendrix?
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...gets back from the beer run. Hey where'd everyone go? Oh, I hear Hendrix. Oh well, more beer for me.

Has Red House been on yet?
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mercy that looks good...!!! you make it?
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After yet another bowl of Bucko's chili HoodieMcFoodie thinks there's going to be a 'Red OUThouse' over yonder, very shortly and checks the toilet paper is in the refrigerator ........
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Mmmmmmm, if only there was such a product ................



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(Bob slips quietly inside the door and pulls a harmonica out of his pocket)


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(Tim slowly drives down the street, doing the "old neighborhood drive by". "Ah, there's the old party house" he muses to himself, "damn, that was the longest, smelliest, most annoyingly woman-free party I ever went to! I wonder what happened to the guys?"

Suddenly, he catches a faint odor in the air. A tantalizing trigger of old memories... could that be CHILI??? Wait, is that a harmonica being played in quiet, mournful, rusty missing reeds way?

With a sudden feeling of utter dread, he realizes that THE PARTY ISN'T OVER YET!!!!

He stomps on the accelerator and drives madly away!!!!)
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It's not Magic Dick....

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..................With a sudden feeling of utter dread, he realizes that THE PARTY ISN'T OVER YET!!!!

She's nowhere near singing yet !

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