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numeric · January 13th, 2009, 02:11 AM

Has it got mustard in it?

mudbean · January 13th, 2009, 02:38 AM

Ah, I was wondering where we put this thread (not) ... and I'm still sorry.

Really, I am.

mud

JPark · January 13th, 2009, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numeric

Has it got mustard in it?

Why, yes it certainly does.

And mud, something tells me this thread will never die.

mudbean · January 13th, 2009, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPark

And mud, something tells me this thread will never die.

OY!! Yer killin me ... it sure is getting moldy, though.

mud

JPark · January 13th, 2009, 03:29 AM

(At the mention of mold, I notice a plate of ribs someone hadn't finished, and decide against having one.)

getbent · January 13th, 2009, 03:34 AM

sucks air through teeth and grabs a rib and begins to gnaw... "it is possible, i say, that someone may have bitten into this... but," taking a long pull from a bottle of bushmills,"any germs I may have ingested have just been killed by my good irish friend."

Suddenly, there is a loud crash... and a cloud of stripper dust.

Big John · January 13th, 2009, 04:06 AM

Hey Bucko , are you in there - there - there - there - there - there - there - there - there .................

D.K. Buchanon · January 13th, 2009, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

DK,

I'll tell you what, I'll help you keep this thread cookin' if you'll take us all HERE to eat!

I had a fine meal there about 20 year ago.

Janko's is the best steak house in the world ! Ate there just last week...you by chance weren't with Billy Joel's band twenty years ago ? Infamous tale of their visit to Janko's is part of the lore...

JPark · January 14th, 2009, 01:53 PM

(Look towards the window as I too hear a dog bark in the distance)

numeric · January 14th, 2009, 02:02 PM

(Leaves to vainly search for potato salad without mustard...)

JPark · January 14th, 2009, 02:16 PM

(Watches numeric leave, then pipes up)

If I had of known you didn't like mustard in your potato salad I could've used a different recipe.

Big Lug · January 14th, 2009, 02:17 PM

I almost forgot about this thread.

Big John will keep it alive.

HoodieMcFoodie · January 14th, 2009, 11:25 PM

...lifts his head after a 51 day self induced Diet Coke with Bacon induced coma, realises nothing has changed and difts off again with this in his head...

D.K. Buchanon · January 14th, 2009, 11:35 PM

* Wonders if the Bengals have been mathematically eliminated from the 2010 NFL playoffs yet...*

JPark · January 15th, 2009, 02:23 AM

(starts dozing off, then has a strange 80s dream...)

Big John · January 15th, 2009, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

Oh Falstaff whither thouest?

Hither !! .............

Can you guess which one is me ?

JPark · January 20th, 2009, 02:46 AM

(wakes up and looks around)

How long was I out?

HoodieMcFoodie · January 20th, 2009, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPark

(wakes up and looks around)

How long was I out?

It's been a while. Chet is now your President...

roger ebelrin · January 20th, 2009, 09:07 AM

I walked in with a six pack, looked around and realized I have severly underestimated the turn out. Shrug my shoulders and wonder what that smell is. Start humming a Lynyrd Skynard tune. Can I have some Chilli?

getbent · January 20th, 2009, 10:01 AM

pierogis for breakfast today amigo! Hot coffee and, holy cats... Big John, I didn't know you could play acoustic? and sound just like Ry Cooder... weeeeeellllllll Doggies (hears big john playing some cool slide that sounds just like the southern comfort soundtrack)

Buck raises his eyebrows and says, "gimme that guitar when you're done!"

Big John · January 20th, 2009, 11:02 AM

.................. and here's the most important piece of equipment in the BJ gear locker !!, different guitar = different face

Different guitar = different guitarface in fact !

What tune is Roger humming ! ?

Buckocaster51 · January 20th, 2009, 12:06 PM

Big John · January 20th, 2009, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Judging by your other thread i would say "Ohhhhh, mmmmmmm, schhlpp" (or something very similar).
It's cold, dark and so damp here, that chili would go so well right about now, could you get it in a Jiffi bag or would it burn it's way out ??

roger ebelrin · January 20th, 2009, 12:25 PM

Suddenly Roger realizes that Lynyrd Skynard is Japanese?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xEmk...eature=related

He begins to wonder if any other southern rock bands could be Japanese. Where did I put my guitar? Have you seen it?

VWAmTele · January 20th, 2009, 01:13 PM

(extremely bored, fashions a football out of paper and proceeds to 'kick' field goals with it every time the thread starter turns his back).

JPark · January 20th, 2009, 10:41 PM

(thinks of joining VW in the football fun, but decides against it after realizing my football blues)

numeric · January 21st, 2009, 01:47 AM

Hey Tim! I found this in the hallway. I think it's yours...

Big John · January 21st, 2009, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by numeric

Hey Tim! I found this in the hallway. I think it's yours...

*Sharp intake of breath*

When Tim see's this there will be 'tears before bedtime' so BJ slips a big bowl of Bucko's steaming chili under his overcoat and heads for the nearest exit that doesn't have Tim in front of it ........................................

numeric · January 21st, 2009, 11:07 AM

Scotland · January 22nd, 2009, 07:15 AM

Wonders who farted, two look kinda guilty and another looks just too innocent.

JPark · January 25th, 2009, 01:47 AM

Starts to fall asleep, but somehow stays awake because I am so dang hungry... what happened to that tater salad?

numeric · January 28th, 2009, 08:54 AM

rhomco · January 28th, 2009, 09:27 AM

Who ate the melted exlax in the tinfoil I put next to the beer in the fridge?

Buckocaster51 · January 28th, 2009, 09:29 AM

<surfboards, 12 gauges, and babes...>

Big John · January 28th, 2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

<surfboards, 12 gauges, and babes...>

Just give me a Twangin' metalflake pink Tele and i'll be a happy camper !!

Now ............. about that stuff in the tin foil next to the beer in the fridge that i put in my pipe ..................................... ooooh, hold on - toilet beak !!

TG · January 28th, 2009, 10:02 AM

and then.....?

Big John · January 28th, 2009, 10:55 AM

*Shouts*

"Could someone put that toilet paper in the ice box please ?"

Big Lug · January 28th, 2009, 02:21 PM

Whenever I see this thread still kickin' around I look to see if Big John was the last poster and guess what?

JPark · January 28th, 2009, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rhomco

Who ate the melted exlax in the tinfoil I put next to the beer in the fridge?

I thought it was chocolate!

... I guess that explains why I seem to have the urge to dump a load every 20 minutes now...

Big John · January 29th, 2009, 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Lug

Whenever I see this thread still kickin' around I look to see if Big John was the last poster and guess what?

Don't laugh !, i'm going to give it a while longer and then publish at as my 'One great novel' that we are all supposed to have in us.

*Curses, now i'm last again*

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,670 37 Photos	pierogis for breakfast today amigo! Hot coffee and, holy cats... Big John, I didn't know you could play acoustic? and sound just like Ry Cooder... weeeeeellllllll Doggies (hears big john playing some cool slide that sounds just like the southern comfort soundtrack) Buck raises his eyebrows and says, "gimme that guitar when you're done!" __________________ We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are

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Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,679 39 Photos	.................. and here's the most important piece of equipment in the BJ gear locker !!, different guitar = different face Different guitar = different guitarface in fact ! What tune is Roger humming ! ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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roger ebelrin Tele-Meister Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: sandy hook Age: 39 Posts: 313	Suddenly Roger realizes that Lynyrd Skynard is Japanese? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xEmk...eature=related He begins to wonder if any other southern rock bands could be Japanese. Where did I put my guitar? Have you seen it? __________________ Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all ye lands. Serve the Lord with gladness; come before his presence with singing. Know ye that the Lord he is God; it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.

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