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Old September 29th, 2008, 04:07 AM   #481 (permalink)
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Ummmm... two quick questions based on looking down at my shoes...

1) Who let the dogs in?
2) Why is there a half empty half gallon carton of chicken broth on the table...

Also, Big John, why did you talk everyone into putting on 'breathe rite' strips?

Also, here is the new sign I bought... but, I think I might need a tetanus shot.
1) Not guilty
2) Is it half empty or half full ?

Also, Well ........ why keep it to myself !

Also, ooooouch, that's going to be sore in the morning.
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Old October 3rd, 2008, 12:11 AM   #482 (permalink)
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(something around here has a distinctive odor...and it's not cheese...)

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Old October 3rd, 2008, 10:15 AM   #483 (permalink)
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Old October 3rd, 2008, 10:57 AM   #484 (permalink)
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Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ?
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Old October 4th, 2008, 01:26 AM   #485 (permalink)
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Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ?
Good one. Walked right into that.

And actually, yes, I am , but don't ask me to operate.
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Old October 4th, 2008, 05:45 AM   #486 (permalink)
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Just for that - take this !

A cold, rainy day in May, thousands of spectators, an impossibly steep hill and a round cheese ............. well, what else could you do ?

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Old October 5th, 2008, 11:24 PM   #487 (permalink)
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Ah.... well... ahem... that's just crazy!

Almost as crazy as strapping on a boot with a piece if sharp steel attached to the bottom and going out onto frozen (and not so frozen) lakes to glide around and hit a hard, small, round object with a piece of wood while others wearing said boots and armed with said wood piece try to take said round object away from you and do so while ramming into you at full speed.

Do ya think we Canucks and you Brits have shared the same gene pool?
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Old October 5th, 2008, 11:54 PM   #488 (permalink)
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Old October 6th, 2008, 01:04 AM   #489 (permalink)
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(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)
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Old October 6th, 2008, 04:20 AM   #490 (permalink)
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(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)
Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

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Old October 6th, 2008, 09:20 AM   #491 (permalink)
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Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

Nope!

Not even close.



(Next thing he'll be telling me there is a Minister of Silly Walks over there...)
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Old October 6th, 2008, 10:18 AM   #492 (permalink)
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(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)
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Old October 6th, 2008, 11:01 AM   #493 (permalink)
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(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)
I guess just a plain onion would be nice on a cheese roll ! .......... mmmm, with a little ham too .........


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(Gosh, it seems they DO have...



a Ministry of Silly Walks!...)
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Old October 10th, 2008, 03:31 PM   #495 (permalink)
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John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes and wonders why he can't help thinking about Bucko's sparkly guitars .......................

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John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes ....


... and is already rethinking that decision.

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Old October 11th, 2008, 06:31 AM   #497 (permalink)
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Maybe mudbean's dish washer is a better idea ......

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Yup, he gets 'em so clean, we don' gotsta waste no warter!

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With the washing up taken care of John heads for the lounge and that big, comfy looking recliner, soon he drifts off to sleep, wondering if at this time of life he should get married and that vacation he had near Tulsa .............................

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(thinking it's time for another round...)



Okay guys, you twisted my arm!

I'll buy!
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Old October 11th, 2008, 06:30 PM   #501 (permalink)
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is it an optical illusion or when you look at that picture do the beers seem to grow?

Also, I want to go on record as being in support of beer. And beer maids... I do like a frosted glass though.
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getbent: "is it an optical illusion or when you look at that picture do the beers seem to grow?"

What beer?
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Deep down you knew...
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