When a thread's cookin - Page 13

Big John · September 29th, 2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by getbent

Ummmm... two quick questions based on looking down at my shoes...

1) Who let the dogs in?
2) Why is there a half empty half gallon carton of chicken broth on the table...

Also, Big John, why did you talk everyone into putting on 'breathe rite' strips?

Also, here is the new sign I bought... but, I think I might need a tetanus shot.

1) Not guilty
2) Is it half empty or half full ?

Also, Well ........ why keep it to myself !

Also, ooooouch, that's going to be sore in the morning.

Buckocaster51 · October 3rd, 2008, 12:11 AM

(something around here has a distinctive odor...and it's not cheese...)

Big Lug · October 3rd, 2008, 10:15 AM

This thread just won't die.

Big John · October 3rd, 2008, 10:57 AM

Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ?

Big Lug · October 4th, 2008, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

Hey Lug !!, are you a Doctor then ?

Good one. Walked right into that.

And actually, yes, I am

, but don't ask me to operate.

Big John · October 4th, 2008, 05:45 AM

Just for that - take this !

A cold, rainy day in May, thousands of spectators, an impossibly steep hill and a round cheese ............. well, what else could you do ?

Big Lug · October 5th, 2008, 11:24 PM

Ah.... well... ahem... that's just crazy!

Almost as crazy as strapping on a boot with a piece if sharp steel attached to the bottom and going out onto frozen (and not so frozen) lakes to glide around and hit a hard, small, round object with a piece of wood while others wearing said boots and armed with said wood piece try to take said round object away from you and do so while ramming into you at full speed.

Do ya think we Canucks and you Brits have shared the same gene pool?

Worn · October 5th, 2008, 11:54 PM

!!

Buckocaster51 · October 6th, 2008, 01:04 AM

(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)

Big John · October 6th, 2008, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...)

Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

Buckocaster51 · October 6th, 2008, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

Bucko !, cheese rollings quite normal it's the mountain bike bog snorkelling fella's you have to watch out for !!!

Nope!

Not even close.

(Next thing he'll be telling me there is a Minister of Silly Walks over there...)

Tim Armstrong · October 6th, 2008, 10:18 AM

(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)

Big John · October 6th, 2008, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim Armstrong

(Tim is wondering what in the Wide World of Sports could possibly top cheese rolling as the greatest sport of all time...)

I guess just a plain onion would be nice on a cheese roll ! .......... mmmm, with a little ham too .........

Buckocaster51 · October 6th, 2008, 11:22 PM

(Gosh, it seems they DO have...

a Ministry of Silly Walks!...)

Big John · October 10th, 2008, 03:31 PM

John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes and wonders why he can't help thinking about Bucko's sparkly guitars .......................

mudbean · October 10th, 2008, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

John goes slowly to the kitchen to wash the dishes ....

... and is already rethinking that decision.

mud

Big John · October 11th, 2008, 06:31 AM

Maybe mudbean's dish washer is a better idea ......

mudbean · October 11th, 2008, 06:47 AM

Yup, he gets 'em so clean, we don' gotsta waste no warter!

mud

Big John · October 11th, 2008, 06:59 AM

With the washing up taken care of John heads for the lounge and that big, comfy looking recliner, soon he drifts off to sleep, wondering if at this time of life he should get married and that vacation he had near Tulsa .............................

Buckocaster51 · October 11th, 2008, 06:22 PM

(thinking it's time for another round...)

Okay guys, you twisted my arm!

I'll buy!

getbent · October 11th, 2008, 06:30 PM

is it an optical illusion or when you look at that picture do the beers seem to grow?

Also, I want to go on record as being in support of beer. And beer maids... I do like a frosted glass though.

Big Lug · October 12th, 2008, 12:42 AM

getbent: "is it an optical illusion or when you look at that picture do the beers seem to grow?"

What beer?

D.K. Buchanon · October 20th, 2008, 09:51 PM

Deep down you knew...

pengipete · October 20th, 2008, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(thinking it's time for another round...)

I'll see your pair and raise you one...

Big John · October 21st, 2008, 04:05 AM

pengipete !!!, now you are beginning to worry us all !!, is she the 'local' who taught you 'Duelling banjo's' ??

Buckocaster51 · October 21st, 2008, 08:46 AM

Oh my...

Oh my!

OH MY!

OH MY!

mickeydean · October 21st, 2008, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(thinking it's time for another round...)

Okay guys, you twisted my arm!

I'll buy!

those look good!

Big John · October 25th, 2008, 08:48 AM

Just when you think it can't be posted again ...........

Big John · October 25th, 2008, 11:52 AM

OK, that was low and underhand, i apologise and give you something infinitely betterer !!

getbent · October 25th, 2008, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Oh my...

Oh my!

OH MY!

OH MY!

Telewilly · October 25th, 2008, 06:16 PM

Buckocaster51 · October 25th, 2008, 07:03 PM

(almost time for another B double E double R U N...)

Telehackster · October 25th, 2008, 07:23 PM

Just as long as not like this one, Buck!

(Sorry: the picture was too disturbing to post, and consider that a warning.)

Telewilly · October 26th, 2008, 12:22 AM

getbent · October 26th, 2008, 12:37 AM

Ahh, the beer has arrived... and I've gotten to mix in some of Bucko's favorite Slim Pickens imagery.... drink up boys! We can get more...

Buckocaster51 · October 26th, 2008, 02:13 AM

(now I'm hungry...)

getbent · October 26th, 2008, 02:17 AM

from your mexican friend! nothing smells as good as nachos! (on either end of the continuum.)

Big John · October 26th, 2008, 10:11 AM

Another beer run ? -- Hang on lad's, i've got the beer, i'm nearly back .........

getbent · October 26th, 2008, 03:44 PM

it must be getting close to halloween.. Chet just showed up.

Buckocaster51 · October 26th, 2008, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

Another beer run ? -- Hang on lad's, i've got the beer, i'm nearly back .........

Thanks John, but didn't you bring any for yourself?

October 3rd, 2008, 12:11 AM	#482 (permalink)
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Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	Just for that - take this ! A cold, rainy day in May, thousands of spectators, an impossibly steep hill and a round cheese ............. well, what else could you do ? __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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Big Lug Tele-Holic Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Great White North Posts: 677	Ah.... well... ahem... that's just crazy! Almost as crazy as strapping on a boot with a piece if sharp steel attached to the bottom and going out onto frozen (and not so frozen) lakes to glide around and hit a hard, small, round object with a piece of wood while others wearing said boots and armed with said wood piece try to take said round object away from you and do so while ramming into you at full speed. Do ya think we Canucks and you Brits have shared the same gene pool? __________________ "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." - Mark Twain

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Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	(cheese rolling? I've been to a world's fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that is the silliest thing I have ever heard of...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	With the washing up taken care of John heads for the lounge and that big, comfy looking recliner, soon he drifts off to sleep, wondering if at this time of life he should get married and that vacation he had near Tulsa ............................. __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	(thinking it's time for another round...) Okay guys, you twisted my arm! I'll buy! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,591 37 Photos	is it an optical illusion or when you look at that picture do the beers seem to grow? Also, I want to go on record as being in support of beer. And beer maids... I do like a frosted glass though. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,591 37 Photos	from your mexican friend! nothing smells as good as nachos! (on either end of the continuum.) __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

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Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	Another beer run ? -- Hang on lad's, i've got the beer, i'm nearly back ......... __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,591 37 Photos	it must be getting close to halloween.. Chet just showed up. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John