When a thread's cookin - Page 11

Big Lug · August 24th, 2008, 02:10 PM

I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?

ibobunot · August 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Lug

I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?

Useless time wasting posts "R" US....

Buckocaster51 · August 24th, 2008, 02:36 PM

(now can I get back to my nap?...)

Buckocaster51 · August 24th, 2008, 02:39 PM

(and if they won't let me nap...hope I can at least get another beer...)

Big Lug · August 24th, 2008, 10:36 PM

I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?

Also: Who has more (or less)?

Big John · August 25th, 2008, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Lug

I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?

I bet they don't work for this company !

ibobunot · August 25th, 2008, 02:06 PM

Hot Beer

Big John · August 25th, 2008, 03:58 PM

Room temperature beer !

numeric · August 26th, 2008, 11:56 AM

Hey look, 666 pages of topics in the BDC

E.D. Patton · August 26th, 2008, 12:44 PM

[quote=Buckocaster51;1394431]

All the troublemakers present and accounted for...

Big John · August 26th, 2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by E.D. Patton

...............All the troublemakers present and accounted for...

Oh they're all there, including Mr. 'Please Sir, it wasn't me Sir I only posted 6 times' Patton.

Why, i oughta' whip this out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!

Telehackster · August 26th, 2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Big John

Why, i oughta' whip this out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!

Please, don't "shake thy bones out of thy garments"!

Big John · August 26th, 2008, 01:41 PM

Thou reeky swag-bellied maggot-pie!

mudbean · August 26th, 2008, 01:58 PM

I fart in your general direction.

mud

Scott McCray · August 26th, 2008, 02:11 PM

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

ibobunot · August 26th, 2008, 03:14 PM

Knock Knock

numeric · August 26th, 2008, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mudbean

I fart in your general direction.

mud

Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

ibobunot · August 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Telehackster

Please, don't "shake thy bones out of thy garments"!

Hot Rod Girls

Big Lug · August 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM

I ponder: How many people does it take to disagree with your viewpoint in order for your view to be considered incorrect?

I mean, as Frank Zappa said, "Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?"

ibobunot · August 26th, 2008, 06:37 PM

When everyone is against you, it means that you need to find a less crowded bar.

Two Wongs make another Wong...

Telehackster · August 27th, 2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ibobunot

Hot Rod Girls

As Hamlet said, "That's a fair thought. . ."

Big John · August 27th, 2008, 05:46 AM

Hamlet you say ? ........

Buckocaster51 · August 27th, 2008, 10:20 PM

Boy Howdy!

Is it ripe in here!

Who cut the haggis!?

ibobunot · August 27th, 2008, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Boy Howdy!

Is it ripe in here!

Kinda Moldy

Buckocaster51 · August 28th, 2008, 10:43 PM

Slime molds?

Slime molds!?

SLIME MOLDS!!!!

I'll tell you about some slime molds! It was on a night just like this. Back about '87. My brother and I were walking through the woods on the way to the still. He said he knew a shortcut.

"Take the Buechel Hill cutoff." he said.

The fool!

The blind, ignorant, lazy fool!

That was the last thing he ever said.

Up on a rock.

Down the backside.

He stepped on a slime mold.

Poor thing (the slime mold) probably hadn't fed in a month or more.

That was the end of Beasley.

Slime molds!

I'll tell YOU about slime molds!

mudbean · August 29th, 2008, 04:31 AM

EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>>

mud

ibobunot · August 29th, 2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mudbean

EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>>

J-girl Kazumi

Scott McCray · September 4th, 2008, 06:09 PM

Big John · September 6th, 2008, 11:10 AM

I just knew those furry devils were smarter than they like to appear ! .....

Telehackster · September 6th, 2008, 12:28 PM

(walks over to open a window, which is stuck. . . after a few tries the window opens but won't stay up. . .looks out window, sees something in the bushes: is Randy peeing in the bushes again? . . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)

Big John · September 6th, 2008, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Telehackster

. . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)

You mean that juice carton with the disgusting apple juice in it ?

Buckocaster51 · September 6th, 2008, 01:00 PM

(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)

getbent · September 6th, 2008, 01:03 PM

that apple juice did have a certain wang to it.

Big John · September 6th, 2008, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)

Thing is .......... i was holding it all night, even when Randy walked up and stood very close for a couple of minutes with that 'Aaaaaaah' expression on his face !

Buckocaster51 · September 6th, 2008, 01:06 PM

Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)

Big John · September 6th, 2008, 01:14 PM

It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......

getbent · September 6th, 2008, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buckocaster51

Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)

An arms length away? I'll take that as a compliment!

Telehackster · September 6th, 2008, 06:55 PM

So that explains those nicknames--"Donkey," "Yard Stick" . . .

Telehackster · September 6th, 2008, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big John

It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......

Movements, specialty? I'm curious, but I'm not sure I really want the answer.

getbent · September 6th, 2008, 07:03 PM

extrusion is a beautiful thing.

August 24th, 2008, 02:10 PM	#401 (permalink)
Big Lug Tele-Holic Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Great White North Posts: 677	I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread? __________________ "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." - Mark Twain

August 24th, 2008, 02:36 PM	#403 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	(now can I get back to my nap?...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

August 24th, 2008, 02:39 PM	#404 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	(and if they won't let me nap...hope I can at least get another beer...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

August 24th, 2008, 10:36 PM	#405 (permalink)
Big Lug Tele-Holic Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Great White North Posts: 677	I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full? Also: Who has more (or less)? __________________ "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." - Mark Twain

August 25th, 2008, 03:58 PM	#408 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	Room temperature beer ! __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

August 25th, 2008, 02:06 PM	#407 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,773	Hot Beer

August 26th, 2008, 11:56 AM	#409 (permalink)
numeric Tele-Holic Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ames, IA Posts: 610	Hey look, 666 pages of topics in the BDC __________________ Matt

August 26th, 2008, 12:44 PM	#410 (permalink)
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August 26th, 2008, 01:41 PM	#413 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	Thou reeky swag-bellied maggot-pie! __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

August 26th, 2008, 01:58 PM	#414 (permalink)
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August 26th, 2008, 02:11 PM	#415 (permalink)
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August 26th, 2008, 03:14 PM	#416 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,773	Knock Knock

August 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM	#419 (permalink)
Big Lug Tele-Holic Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Great White North Posts: 677	I ponder: How many people does it take to disagree with your viewpoint in order for your view to be considered incorrect? I mean, as Frank Zappa said, "Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?" __________________ "Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you please." - Mark Twain

August 26th, 2008, 06:37 PM	#420 (permalink)
ibobunot Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Dullsville Posts: 4,773	When everyone is against you, it means that you need to find a less crowded bar. Two Wongs make another Wong...

August 27th, 2008, 05:46 AM	#422 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	Hamlet you say ? ........ __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

August 27th, 2008, 10:20 PM	#423 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	Boy Howdy! Is it ripe in here! *Who cut the haggis!?* __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

August 28th, 2008, 10:43 PM	#425 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	Slime molds? Slime molds!? SLIME MOLDS!!!! I'll tell you about some slime molds! It was on a night just like this. Back about '87. My brother and I were walking through the woods on the way to the still. He said he knew a shortcut. "Take the Buechel Hill cutoff." he said. The fool! The blind, ignorant, lazy fool! That was the last thing he ever said. Up on a rock. Down the backside. He stepped on a slime mold. Poor thing (the slime mold) probably hadn't fed in a month or more. That was the end of Beasley. Slime molds! I'll tell YOU about slime molds! __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

August 29th, 2008, 04:31 AM	#426 (permalink)
mudbean Friend of Leo's Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: SoCal Semi-Desert Semi-Paradise Age: 50 Posts: 3,185 10 Photos	EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>> mud __________________ MudBean Music Nekkid Bart: "This is the worst day of my life." Laffing Homer: "Worst day SO FAR!!"

September 4th, 2008, 06:09 PM	#428 (permalink)
Scott McCray Tele-Meister Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Charlotte (and Cullowhee), NC Age: 50 Posts: 369 21 Photos	__________________ GAS - it's not just after dinner, anymore...

September 6th, 2008, 11:10 AM	#429 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	I just knew those furry devils were smarter than they like to appear ! ..... __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

September 6th, 2008, 12:28 PM	#430 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,161	(walks over to open a window, which is stuck. . . after a few tries the window opens but won't stay up. . .looks out window, sees something in the bushes: is Randy peeing in the bushes again? . . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)

September 6th, 2008, 01:00 PM	#432 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

September 6th, 2008, 01:03 PM	#433 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,589 37 Photos	that apple juice did have a certain wang to it. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John

September 6th, 2008, 01:06 PM	#435 (permalink)
Buckocaster51 Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Iowa USA Age: 57 Posts: 8,360 1 Photos	Oh oh! My bad! (note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!) __________________ "If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper the Rabbit "An awfully lot of time can be wasted waiting for the right time." - Gunsmoke's Doc Adams

September 6th, 2008, 01:14 PM	#436 (permalink)
Big John Poster Extraordinaire Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Suffolk UK Posts: 6,639 39 Photos	It says "Movements to order a speciality" ...... __________________ If you are going to be a bear, be a grizzly !!

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September 6th, 2008, 06:55 PM	#438 (permalink)
Telehackster Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Age: 43 Posts: 1,161	So that explains those nicknames--"Donkey," "Yard Stick" . . .

September 6th, 2008, 07:03 PM	#440 (permalink)
getbent Moderator Doctor of Teleocity Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Benito County, California Posts: 13,589 37 Photos	extrusion is a beautiful thing. __________________ Let me preface this by saying I don't know anything about anything.-- Allen St. John