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Old August 24th, 2008, 02:10 PM   #401 (permalink)
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I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?

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Old August 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM   #402 (permalink)
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I wonder how many replies ibobunot and Big John have posted on this thread?


Useless time wasting posts "R" US....
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Old August 24th, 2008, 02:36 PM   #403 (permalink)
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(now can I get back to my nap?...)
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Old August 24th, 2008, 02:39 PM   #404 (permalink)
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(and if they won't let me nap...hope I can at least get another beer...)

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Old August 24th, 2008, 10:36 PM   #405 (permalink)
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I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?

Also: Who has more (or less)?
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Old August 25th, 2008, 06:15 AM   #406 (permalink)
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I can't help but wonder: Are their glasses half empty or half full?
I bet they don't work for this company !

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Old August 25th, 2008, 02:06 PM   #407 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2008, 03:58 PM   #408 (permalink)
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Room temperature beer !

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Old August 26th, 2008, 11:56 AM   #409 (permalink)
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Old August 26th, 2008, 12:44 PM   #410 (permalink)
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All the troublemakers present and accounted for...
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Old August 26th, 2008, 01:19 PM   #411 (permalink)
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...............All the troublemakers present and accounted for...

Oh they're all there, including Mr. 'Please Sir, it wasn't me Sir I only posted 6 times' Patton.

Why, i oughta' whip this out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!
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Old August 26th, 2008, 01:27 PM   #412 (permalink)
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Why, i oughta' whip this out Thou artless malmsey-nosed moldwarp!
Please, don't "shake thy bones out of thy garments"!
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Old August 26th, 2008, 01:41 PM   #413 (permalink)
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Thou reeky swag-bellied maggot-pie!
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Old August 26th, 2008, 03:14 PM   #416 (permalink)
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Old August 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM   #418 (permalink)
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Old August 26th, 2008, 04:14 PM   #419 (permalink)
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I ponder: How many people does it take to disagree with your viewpoint in order for your view to be considered incorrect?

I mean, as Frank Zappa said, "Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?"
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Old August 26th, 2008, 06:37 PM   #420 (permalink)
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When everyone is against you, it means that you need to find a less crowded bar.

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Old August 27th, 2008, 01:38 AM   #421 (permalink)
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As Hamlet said, "That's a fair thought. . ."
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Old August 27th, 2008, 05:46 AM   #422 (permalink)
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Hamlet you say ? ........

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Old August 27th, 2008, 10:20 PM   #423 (permalink)
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Boy Howdy!

Is it ripe in here!



Who cut the haggis!?
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Is it ripe in here!
Kinda Moldy

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Slime molds?

Slime molds!?

SLIME MOLDS!!!!

I'll tell you about some slime molds! It was on a night just like this. Back about '87. My brother and I were walking through the woods on the way to the still. He said he knew a shortcut.

"Take the Buechel Hill cutoff." he said.

The fool!

The blind, ignorant, lazy fool!

That was the last thing he ever said.

Up on a rock.

Down the backside.

He stepped on a slime mold.

Poor thing (the slime mold) probably hadn't fed in a month or more.

That was the end of Beasley.

Slime molds!

I'll tell YOU about slime molds!
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EEEeeeeEEEWWWW ... ... ... <<shudder>>

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I just knew those furry devils were smarter than they like to appear ! .....

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(walks over to open a window, which is stuck. . . after a few tries the window opens but won't stay up. . .looks out window, sees something in the bushes: is Randy peeing in the bushes again? . . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)
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. . . no big deal, better than using the juice carton. . .)

You mean that juice carton with the disgusting apple juice in it ?
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(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)
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that apple juice did have a certain wang to it.
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(what rookies! one of the first things I learned around here was to NEVER drink out of a bottle, can, or box that I didn't open myself...)


Thing is .......... i was holding it all night, even when Randy walked up and stood very close for a couple of minutes with that 'Aaaaaaah' expression on his face !
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Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)
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It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......

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Oh oh!

My bad!

(note to self: ALWAYS keep Phelps an arm's reach away...ALWAYS!)
An arms length away? I'll take that as a compliment!
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So that explains those nicknames--"Donkey," "Yard Stick" . . .
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It says "Movements to order a speciality" ......
Movements, specialty? I'm curious, but I'm not sure I really want the answer.
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