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Old August 15th, 2008, 05:41 AM   #361 (permalink)
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...quibbling,sniggling,quivering,give her ring???...

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Old August 15th, 2008, 06:44 AM   #362 (permalink)
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OK, lets get this straight, i saw 0F's video but just confirm .... Tele's do float don't they ?


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BJohn thinks .......... * Does anyone wear 'lifts ' anymore ? *


Ooops !!

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Old August 15th, 2008, 05:45 PM   #367 (permalink)
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Old August 15th, 2008, 06:19 PM   #368 (permalink)
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(someone trips kelnet as he backs out the door) ...
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How long has it been since we sent Big John out on a beer run? I fear he's taken the wrong exit. Again.
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...but I'm afraid they've drunk it all...)

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I finally arrived at the beer shop and something seemed vaguely familiar about the place .............


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Did you manage to read "Thank you for loitering, please come again" without using Apu's voice ?


Now, let me get back to that tub of fudge sauce, i think i left something in it !
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Now, let me get back to that tub of fudge sauce, i think i left something in it !


A snorkel...


(I'm hoping that's a snorkel)....
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No, i lost my bottom set of dentures somewhere !!, don't sit down without looking !
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This is 'serenity' ? ..................



I want my money back !!, and the deposits on all those beer crates.
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This is 'serenity' ? ..................
Yup.

Have you ever seen the alternative?
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Have you ever seen the alternative?

Not since Genesis stopped touring !


*Now, where did i leave the plot*
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Hmmmmmmmm ...............................
pokes with stick ................................
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I think this thread is done cooking !
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hey look around... I think there is a monkey in this house that has misbehaved!
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Big John watches plenty of fraulein action from the DVD cover but thinks "why am i up here ?, i want to be down there with the audience and the frauleins !"


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