Most significant words ever spoken?

[Shepherd]

Originally Posted by bendecaster

Pull my finger!

LMAO.
The warden to the new inmate "Dont drop the soap".

[austintele]

"Live life like you're going to die, because you are." William Shatner

[outbreak]

"wanna have sex?" - any girl

[59TweedVibrolux]

Elvis Has Left The Building

[squeezebox]

“I love being alive and I will be the best man I possibly can.
I will take love wherever I find it and offer it to everyone who will take it…….seek knowledge from those wiser….and teach those who wish to learn from me”

Duane Allman

[robbysturgis]

"How can we make this better" ~ Robby Sturgis

[Agarn]

"Hello, I'm Johnny Cash!"

[Joe Chaney]

"oh behaaaaaave"-Austin Powers

[djinn1973]

From the 1st Chapter

There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to pet wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.

[boneyguy]

I've always loved this Taoist fairy tale from a book I bought years ago.

One day a Taoist master and his disciple were sitting on the bank of a great river. Across the river on the other bank were a great magician and his disciple. The Taoist disciple watched in amusement as the great magician across the river threw balls of fire from his hands, disappeared and then reappeared in a tree and then walked on the river itself.

He then observed the magicians helper get into a boat and row towards him across the river. Once to the other side the magician's helper approached the Taoist disciple and said "You have seen the powerful magic my master is capable of. Tell me, what sort of magic does your master do?"

The Taoist disciple replied "My master does the greatest magic of all. He eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

[J-man]

"A few can touch the magic string, and noisy fame is proud to win them: Alas for those that never sing, but die with all their music in them!"

[Steve McGinnis]

"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are" = the guy in Repo Man...

[Steve McGinnis]

"One Good thing about music, when it hits, you feel no pain" - Bob Marley

[Fenderon]

Don't eat the brown acid....

[David Barnett]

Oh the huge manatee.

[Unseen]

Somebody said "Let there be light." But for something to be spoken there has to be a physical mouth and an atmosphere (you need some molecules to jiggle to say anything) and a language. If God created the universe out of a complete vacuum, I think it would have to be through a thought process, not actually speaking since, presumably, it was before any language was invented. Also, a language presupposes hearers as well as speakers. Another problematic issue. Who would have been around to understand that utterance.

Things to think about.

[Nick JD]

Originally Posted by Unseen

Somebody said "Let there be light." But for something to be spoken there has to be a physical mouth and an atmosphere (you need some molecules to jiggle to say anything) and a language. If God created the universe out of a complete vacuum, I think it would have to be through a thought process, not actually speaking since, presumably, it was before any language was invented. Also, a language presupposes hearers as well as speakers. Another problematic issue. Who would have been around to understand that utterance.

Things to think about.

I have always thought that the phrase, "Let there be light" was said in binary with photons. It was a rather quick BANG! It's called cosmic background microwave radiation and is translated to a most eloquent white noise. The Omnipotent One might not play dice, but he does a mean distortion.

[Rumble]

Originally Posted by Unseen

Somebody said "Let there be light." But for something to be spoken there has to be a physical mouth and an atmosphere (you need some molecules to jiggle to say anything) and a language. If God created the universe out of a complete vacuum, I think it would have to be through a thought process, not actually speaking since, presumably, it was before any language was invented. Also, a language presupposes hearers as well as speakers. Another problematic issue. Who would have been around to understand that utterance.

Things to think about.

Using logic to dispel myth? Not allowed.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

“This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.”

The hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy

[59TweedVibrolux]

Is there a Toilet round here ??.... I'm Bustin.

[sixstringbastard]

I find the Gettysburg Address to be timeless and moving.

Winston Churchill's speeches during World War II also send a shiver up my back. Incredible.

[Mike Bruce]

"You left the Holy Grail where?"

Mike Bruce

[octatonic]

I have another one...

"I have a cunning plan, my lord".

[CatfishStudios]

Originally Posted by Rumble

Using logic to dispel myth? Not allowed.

+ infinitum
If we are allowed to sneak in religion, than Im allowed to sneak in rebuttals right?

[djdeacon]

Originally Posted by octatonic

I have another one...

"I have a cunning plan, my lord".

All right, Balders...

My favourite of all time is still Pogo Possum..."We have met the enemy, and he is us"

[CatfishStudios]

"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya