A new game...

[Tim Bowen]

Bailey, Jo, Mary Ann, no question. And Cheryl Ladd is Charlie's supreme Angel.

Would you prefer to walk to work, or carry your lunch?

Do you prefer boneless ice cream, or do you favor fried chicken-flavored bubblegum?

Are you more comfortable parking in a driveway or driving in a parkway?

If somebody told you that a Japanese Fugu/puffer/blow fish is the most delectable and orgasmic taste to ever grace the taste buds, and that it can kill you if improperly prepared, would you eat it?

If somebody invented a breakfast cereal that truly stays crunchy in milk, would you prefer it? Or do you prefer the natural order of things? Do you think Cap'n Crunch is best a.) shortly after it's met a bowl of milk, b.) after it's had to time to soak just a little bit, or c.) when it's downright soggy and is a limp noodle of its former self?

If we had definitive answers RIGHT NOW to questions of the universe, the Big Bang theory, what will happen in 4.5 billion years when our sun is projected to self-destruct, evolution, God, the afterlife - would our lives be better or worse for knowing?

And the most important question of all - which variety of cheese is best?

[boris bubbanov]

Originally Posted by garytelecastor

OKAY!!!!
Boris you have short circuited my Goodfella's question twice now.
Is this something personal??????
Have I offended you?????

I don't think I can answer the question. I haven't seen the movie; I was reading Shakespeare or something instead.

[garytelecastor]

Originally Posted by boris bubbanov

I don't think I can answer the question. I haven't seen the movie; I was reading Shakespeare or something instead.

No doubt MacBeth!!!!!

[MandyMarie]

Robert DeNiro is much, much cuter. I don't know if that sways the decision... just throwin' it out there.

[Skrik]

I have gone off this game since I introduced it to my class (16 year olds), and one of the first choices presented was "oral or anal".

[mudbean]

Originally Posted by getbent

would you rather play a solo in a concert that made time stand still that made people weep and roar with approval

or hold your mother's hand as she passed away?

Dude, that's creepy. As someone who's mom passed away recently, I gotta say that I'd rather play the solo ... when my mom passed, she had been gone for a long time before her heart stopped beating, and I had long since said my good-byes.

I'd rather bring joy and wonder to the living.

mud

[mudbean]

Originally Posted by Skrik

I have gone off this game since I introduced it to my class (16 year olds), and one of the first choices presented was "oral or anal".

What, thermometer?

mud

[E.D. Patton]

Would you rather have spent time with a well known celebrity, or have a friend who is unknown, but endlessly amazes you with their brilliance and insight?

[getbent]

Originally Posted by Skrik

I have gone off this game since I introduced it to my class (16 year olds), and one of the first choices presented was "oral or anal".

Years ago when I was a young teacher I played this game with my class and told them that the obvious things were 'off limits'... they understood and avoided it (for the most part afterward) I'll bet that got a big laugh though!

mudbean, didn't mean to creep you out... but, the game is more fun when it 'bites'.

Would you rather hit a dog, killing it, on a dark, lonely highway where it comes out of nowhere or swerve taking out a bunch of fencing and hitting a trip flipping your car over and injuring you to the point that you can't get out of the car and must wait for help which could be 2-3 hours away.

[getbent]

Originally Posted by E.D. Patton

Would you rather have spent time with a well known celebrity, or have a friend who is unknown, but endlessly amazes you with their brilliance and insight?

I'd rather hang with Mr. Patton! that one is easy for me!


Would you rather go to a bbq with lots of famous people from television and movies or a HUGE TDPRI jam (with BBQ) where all members were there... even skully.

[Buckocaster51]

Originally Posted by getbent

Would you rather go to a bbq with lots of famous people from television and movies or a HUGE TDPRI jam (with BBQ) where all members were there... even skully.

The HUGE TDPRI jam (with BBQ) because then I could finally meet all of heroes! (Especially Mandy Marie!)


Would you rather spend a Saturday afternoon fishing on the Mississippi or skiing the slopes of Vale?

[boris bubbanov]

Originally Posted by getbent

Would you rather hit a dog, killing it, on a dark, lonely highway where it comes out of nowhere or swerve taking out a bunch of fencing and hitting a trip flipping your car over and injuring you to the point that you can't get out of the car and must wait for help which could be 2-3 hours away.

I'd rather take the animal out clean. Most strays are in dire straits anyway ( I've got a highway rescue, Daisy, who is great ) and statistics tell us the swervers:

1) Get hurt a lot worse than that, often killed;

2) End up hitting the animal anyway, and it runs away to die somewhere.

Don't swerve, don't do it. Get a car with Xenons instead.

[getbent]

Oh man Buck! I'd rather spend the day taking you fishin' on the roaring fork! or the gore creek or a million other places in the high country!

would you rather take a car trip (at least 800 miles) with OJ or sell your favorite tele for 100.00 bucks to your worst enemy?

[Buckocaster51]

Originally Posted by getbent

would you rather take a car trip (at least 800 miles) with OJ or sell your favorite tele for 100.00 bucks to your worst enemy?

Car trip with OJ. I'd still have the Tele and would get some face time on Fox News!

Would you rather play a set with Marty Stuart and the Fabulous Superlatives or spend some "quality" time with Shania Twain?

[boris bubbanov]

Originally Posted by getbent

Oh man Buck! I'd rather spend the day taking you fishin' on the roaring fork! or the gore creek or a million other places in the high country!

As they're both being diverted right now, I guess fishing is all you can do.

Those rivers is for kayaking, boy, don't you know that?

Slaughterhouse at 1200-2000 cfs, yep, that will work; don't miss the sky boof at John Denver Falls, far left!

Rail grab optional.

http://www.americanwhitewater.org/co...photoid_15229_

Pictures by my old buddy, Rob Maxwell, who always wears pads on his elbows.
Dry tops are expensive, you know.

[getbent]

I was gonna say frying pan... or the really cool places up on Grand Mesa... but.... I didn't want to be a 'namedropper' there are some nice spots above redstone too... and great fishing outside Meeker too... I lived there for 10 years... we even knew when the cutbows were being seeded in the high mountain lakes... some great times!

I'd take the set with Marty (swear to eddie!) over the comely Shania... if just to get to play 'the lick' in high on a mountaintop and to hold clarence for a minute or two...

Would you rather spend a week learning and hanging out with Cesar Millan or playing paintball for a day with John Travolta.

[sean79]

I bet more hot chicks hang out with John Travolta.
How 'bout the dog whisperer v. the ghost whisperer?

(and how long would an 800 mile trip with O.J. take?)

[boris bubbanov]

Originally Posted by sean79

(and how long would an 800 mile trip with O.J. take?)

At 15 m.p.h. way too long, I promise.

[HoodieMcFoodie]

Originally Posted by sean79

I bet more hot chicks hang out with John Travolta.
How 'bout the dog whisperer v. the ghost whisperer?

(and how long would an 800 mile trip with O.J. take?)

Ghost Whisperer

Having a one on one guitar lesson with your all-time favourite guitar hero

or

A one on one guitar lesson with your kids

[Fatmanstratman]

One on one guitar lesson with my all-time favourite guitar hero (only one of my kids even plays guitar...).

Gretsch Duo Jet or Les Paul Goldtop?

[stantheman]

Originally Posted by Jakedog

The low E. But not for soloing purposes, mostly for the jangle.


Would you rather have a beautiful house, with no bathroom, or a clap trap roach motel with functional facilities?

I'll take The House - seen enough bad motels.

Would You rather have a Chevelle Ragtop with a 396 or a Miata?

[E.D. Patton]

Originally Posted by stantheman

I'll take The House - seen enough bad motels.

Would You rather have a Chevelle Ragtop with a 396 or a Miata?

Chevelle, natch...

Trident missile or English long bow?

[MandyMarie]