The real reason that MEN PLAY GUITAR......

studio1087 · May 4th, 2008, 11:23 AM

Yup.....that's it.

Fendrcaster · May 4th, 2008, 11:51 AM

I don't believe it, that never worked for me!

JasonRobert · May 4th, 2008, 12:05 PM

haha thats very funny!

Paul in Colorado · May 4th, 2008, 12:50 PM

I'll put it to you this way. The first time a former girlfriend and I, uh, got together, shall I say, was after I showed her my guitar collection. I don't think I played a note. Yeah, it'll help you get the chicks, but it'll make keeping her a lot harder once she realizes you spend more time with that old guitar then her.

StratDal · May 4th, 2008, 12:54 PM

After watching VH1's Behind The Music episode about RATT the other night, it's all too true. I never got what was so attractive about guys in tight red pants, pointy shoes, long frizzy hair, and makeup. But give them a guitar, an 80 piece drum kit, and a camera to mug in front of and KA-BOOM: Chicks everywhere and in various stages of undress.

I always figured I had a hard time meeting hot babes because I was a doofus. Turns out I just didn't wear enough makeup.

Rather than Viagra, get a Strat! (Tele guys should still keep taking Viagra just to be on the safe side.)

Flat357 · May 4th, 2008, 01:13 PM

Wish it worked for me lol

It's often more like this

Aaaaah... photoshop ... If only I could use it in real life

CDKopf · May 4th, 2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StratDal

Rather than Viagra, get a Strat! (Tele guys should still keep taking Viagra just to be on the safe side.)

You went there....

Tele guys usually dont need to use our guitars to compensate for having immensely small hardware...

johnnelles · May 4th, 2008, 01:47 PM

before and after:

boneyguy · May 4th, 2008, 03:12 PM

I just turned 50 years old and I started playing guitar many years ago so I could get laid and I'm not quitting until I do.

Tim Armstrong · May 4th, 2008, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by boneyguy

I just turned 50 years old and I started playing guitar many years ago so I could get laid and I'm not quitting until I do.

He speaks for me!!!

It's funny, I got a lot more action when I was a professional brewer (twice had women get "friendly" after I gave them brewery tours!) than I ever have as a musician...

Cheers, Tim

Unseen · May 4th, 2008, 05:27 PM

I'm 61 and I have a young female (platonic) friend. We were sitting at a bar and she was telling me her troubles with her latest guy friend. She mentioned that he's a musician. I laughed and said, "Girls and musicians. That's like guys and strippers." She gave me the old "No it isn't!" That was maybe a year ago. Recently, again sitting at a bar, she admitted I was right. She has sworn off musicians. At least the kind who gig in clubs. Besides, what does a smart girl want with a guy who is around potential groupies and gets home at perhaps 4 or 5 a.m. while she's sound asleep (unless she clings to him while he's working, which is rather creepy).

May 4th, 2008, 11:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
studio1087 Friend of Leo's Join Date: May 2003 Location: Near Milwaukee Age: 44 Posts: 3,961 36 Photos	The real reason that MEN PLAY GUITAR...... Yup.....that's it. __________________ JLG Carry On

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Paul in Colorado Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Collins, CO Age: 55 Posts: 4,319 3 Photos	I'll put it to you this way. The first time a former girlfriend and I, uh, got together, shall I say, was after I showed her my guitar collection. I don't think I played a note. Yeah, it'll help you get the chicks, but it'll make keeping her a lot harder once she realizes you spend more time with that old guitar then her. __________________ www.tuatha.net

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StratDal Tele-Meister Join Date: May 2004 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 285	After watching VH1's Behind The Music episode about RATT the other night, it's all too true. I never got what was so attractive about guys in tight red pants, pointy shoes, long frizzy hair, and makeup. But give them a guitar, an 80 piece drum kit, and a camera to mug in front of and KA-BOOM: Chicks everywhere and in various stages of undress. I always figured I had a hard time meeting hot babes because I was a doofus. Turns out I just didn't wear enough makeup. Rather than Viagra, get a Strat! (Tele guys should still keep taking Viagra just to be on the safe side.) __________________ "My wife...yes. My dogs...maybe. My Strat...NEVER."

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Flat357 Friend of Leo's Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Cheshire Age: 40 Posts: 2,913	Wish it worked for me lol It's often more like this Aaaaah... photoshop ... If only I could use it in real life __________________ Homepage http://www.soundclick.com/members/de...member=flat357 MySpace http://www.myspace.com/flat357 Last edited by Flat357; May 4th, 2008 at 07:14 PM.

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boneyguy Friend of Leo's Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: victoria b.c. Age: 50 Posts: 2,915	I just turned 50 years old and I started playing guitar many years ago so I could get laid and I'm not quitting until I do. __________________ "Shut up n' play yer guitar"

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Fendrcaster Tele-Meister Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland Age: 58 Posts: 446	I don't believe it, that never worked for me!

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JasonRobert Tele-Holic Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paddock Wood, Kent, England Posts: 544	haha thats very funny!

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johnnelles Tele-Meister Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 356 11 Photos	before and after:

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Unseen Tele-Afflicted Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Portland, Oregon Age: 61 Posts: 1,649	I'm 61 and I have a young female (platonic) friend. We were sitting at a bar and she was telling me her troubles with her latest guy friend. She mentioned that he's a musician. I laughed and said, "Girls and musicians. That's like guys and strippers." She gave me the old "No it isn't!" That was maybe a year ago. Recently, again sitting at a bar, she admitted I was right. She has sworn off musicians. At least the kind who gig in clubs. Besides, what does a smart girl want with a guy who is around potential groupies and gets home at perhaps 4 or 5 a.m. while she's sound asleep (unless she clings to him while he's working, which is rather creepy).