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Friend of Leo's
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Being A Hard Guy At Walmart
Finished our gig last night and dropped off the keyboard player. When I got into town I had to stop at the local Walmart to pick up some pistachios and a 12 pack of DP. As I was walking up to the door two young guys come out of the store with a female employee behind them. One is a very tall guy and the other is kind of short. She says, "You have to give me back the merchandise, I have tapes of you taking it." The tall guy looks at her and says, "I don't know what you're talking about." She says, "Give me the merchandise." He just looks at her for 10 seconds then pulls something out of his pants. Now it's after midnight and there are only the 4 of us there by the door. I started thinking that I better stay there in case they start getting physical. She says to the guy, "You have to come inside." He takes a step toward her and says, "No way." That's when I decided this chick is gonna get her rear kicked. So I look at the guy and say, "Dude, you are going in the store." He looks at me and says, "Ain't no way." So I start walking toward him and say, "You are going inside." He's backing up and says, "No I am not." I start decreasing the distance between us; he turns and hits the gas running full speed out of the parking lot. I turn and look at his buddy and he looks at me like, "Uh...am I supposed to run too?" Then the light goes off, and he books as well.
Now here is the deal. The security officer takes my name, right? The thing is I know the guy. He doesn't remember me, but I know who he is and where he can be found on Monday. So the security person goes inside, and here's the rip, she says, "Hey this cop just helped me out." I look at her and go, "Ummm...I am not a cop." So I am expecting a call tomorrow from the GM at Walmart tomorrow morning. Wild, wild, weekend. We spent the weekend playing at a Harness racing track. Great, great gig. If you get a chance do one.
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Tele-Afflicted
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Oregon
Age: 44
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Friend of Leo's
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: GA
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That's pretty crazy stuff. You have bigger...uhhm... than me.
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Actually, I didn't want to put this in knowing what a bunch of meatballs you guys are.
It was a slim jim sausage.
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Oklahoma
Age: 40
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I still have handprints on my rear end when I stole a piece of bubble gum at a grocery store when I was 8. Worst beating I ever took was when I had to go the store manager and tell him what I had done after my mom whooped me. Cured me for life!!
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Where they olld enough to be driving, out that late.....?
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Lubbock, Texas
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Gary, I don't see how you get anything done ... seeing as you have to take a wheel barrow with you everywhere ... of course, I'm assuming that what you use to carry THOSE HUGE BALLS.
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They were old enough to be driving, probably in their early 20's. The only thing I can imagine is that they left their car and came back for it later. Still haven't heard from Wally-world.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Seattle
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Why--because they expect a woman to take a beating over a Slim Jim? Or because their "security guards" are never around when they're needed?
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+1. Bubble Gum must be the cure for shoplifting. I tried to shoplift once when I was 9. Got caught. The clerk at the convenience store reached in my pants to get it. It was *years* before I could get another woman to do that! I haven't shoplifted since.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Texas
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What a pack of doofuses....if I'm knockin over the WalMart at 2am I'm at least goin for the big pack of JACK LINK!!! |
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I got nabbed trying to steal one of those sweet First Act axes! The cops were laughing at me so hard I had plenty of time to make my getaway!!
Just kiddin
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Where I live - that action is considered a marriage proposal........
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: New Richmond, WI
Age: 36
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I've been in that field for several years, so my hat's off to you.
Wal-Mart is very weak on their security policies, so this gal needed all the help she could get. It's a tough job, and you never know what you're running into. I've stopped high school kids, professional thieves, and hard-core gang members within a one month span. I've seen weapons pulled on LP agents and bones broken, so you get a lot of credit for stepping in. I hope they at least give you a gift card or something. And don't let the Slim Jims get you down, I stopped a guy for stealing a flashlight and plastic spoons, and found a knife and Meth on him. Small items, big-time scumbags.
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You have more guts than I do. The closest I've come to busting a shoplifter happened at a Target store. There was a 20-21 year old ahead of us in line at the cash register who put clothing on over his clothing in the dressing room and he was exiting through the cash register line while paying for one pack of gum. It was 75 degrees outside and I noticed that the guy was wearing a new sweater. It was too warm for a sweater. The guy had two collars sticking out of the sweater. The clothing looked new. Then I saw a Target price tag hanging in his armpit. I pointed to the price tag and my wife elbowed me and pointed to his thigh....the 1" x 6" clear plastic size tag that says 32 x 36 over and over was still stuck on the back of his thigh. The guy was looking around; he looked at us a couple times. We were about 18" apart. I was going to say....."HEY MAN, YOU SHOULD TAKE ALL THE TAGS OFF YOUR NEW CLOTHS MAN" so that the cashier would hear and I just shut up. We were blocked in the checkout line with the guy. What a dope. He also stunk from tons of free after shave squirts. My wife thought that he came in to go "shopping" for a hot date. He stole the clothing. I regret not saying something. |