Please comment on this thread without reading any of it!

I feel a cup of tea is in order.

Australian politics are great fun!

And now for something completely different ...

I feel a cup of tea is in order.
Sure, why not.

Why don't you hate me?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

Well, no she didn't light my fire.

I'm going out for pizza - with anchovies!

A little talcum powder will help relieve the chaffing.

New socks are nice.

Too much asparagus will cause that.

What's 'that'?

Because you can't run flash on iOS

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chicken fried steak is good:razz::lol::shock::mrgreen::sad::neutral:grin: :idea::confused::?::!::mad::wink::roll::twisted::c ry::oops::rolleyes::cool::eek:

:razz::lol::shock::mrgreen::sad::neutral::idea::gr in::arrow::confused::?::!::mad::wink::roll::smile: :twisted::cry::oops::rolleyes::cool::eek::eek::eek ::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek ::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

If Super glue can bond metal and plastic.....how come you can get the lid off the tube..

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On one hand we got the one thing, but that's not enough so on the other hand we have the other thing. Nome sayin'?

So what if he doesn't want kids on his lawn?

"I'm Batman."

CC

Then she said..."You want to put that WHERE?!?!??":shock:

Well, she looks at least sixteen years old to me.

I am Spartacus.

Flat pick, finger pick, slide I don't care just play something.

Why do these hairs grow out of my ears?

Why do these hairs grow out of my ears?
Why does the sun keep on shining?
Why do these eyes of my cry?

What a bunch of cork sniffers.:roll:

CC

The answer is 42, as anyone with a brainstem can plainly see.

There is no reason to be here

Padding the post count again are we?

CC

Totally random

PUI

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Bloody Rain

Some of you are taking advantage of the "don't read the previous thread" instructions to post material that clearly violates forum rules. Don't think you'll get away with this. I am randomly pressing the "report" button, without reading any posts, of course, and asking the mods to take care of your drug-ridden, sexual, politically charged filth. You're all in trouble now.

IBTL

Not to hijack this thread, but I think we should all post here without reading anything else on the thread. Doesn't that sound like a great idea?

PUI
Dude! [fist bump!]

Fried Pork Skins ----------- YES!

I swear, I must have flushed 3 times after that one.

CC

No.

Don't you guys read?

I posted the answer on page 2 of this thread!


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woah

Why do we care what a celebrity thinks?

CC

hi

My Kitchen Rules

Does this look sore to you?

The Geico lizard freaks me out.

CC

A little to the left. A bit more. Now up a bit....That's it, right there.

Boot Camp Fever

The horror... the horror...

It's about time it's about space...... Brain worm!

Think before you think!

I haven't read this thread but I feel entitled to comment on it

Ahem...

"21 pages, wow"

Hey Now Hey Now, don't blink you'll miss it

Did not...

Did too ..

Ooh that's a nice guitar, how does she play?

For that price, I'll ship it with new strings and a Levy strap.

Silence is quiet

A smear of petroleum jelly will work just as well.

Or Chapstick.

Popcorn flavored jelly beans. What will they think of next?

CC

Deal! I'll come pick it up Sunday

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another long rant.

i am so tired of employs not doing their jobs. A good firing should correct the defect.

Yeah, I don't eat enough fruit too!

A stern talk with the boy's mother might help.

..and I thought Disneyland was supposed to be the Happiest Place on Earth.

CC

Drats, foiled again.

But Snickersnee was not beaten yet.

I'm sure it was a troll.

Fish bite!

Where's our $$! I hope we get an answer today!

Argyle socks would look great with that.

Hey now Hey now, don't think, its over

Definitely brass.

So if I write this does that mean no one will read it?

Can we look at pictures? I mean, technically, it's not reading...

I just posted in Braille... You can't read that!

Not the sneeze one, its Gesundheit Marine Phytoplankton the complete source of nutrition which includes proteins, vitamins, antioxidants, minerals, trace minerals and pigments.

Some people will do anything for attention.

I couldn't help it, I was committed.

I don't care if it's against your religion, just do it!

Yes all the warning lights come on when you first start the engine. If they don't go off then it is a problem.

I try to tell people, don't hate. Don't use the word, don't even think on it.

But.

I gotta come clean:

I do not like Ms. Piggy. I never have. She's bombastic, she's self absorbed, she lacks talent; she treats Kermit like trash. I think she might make good barbecue, though.

Some things are better left unsaid

You think you've got it bad. I just tried teaching an 11 year old about 24 hour time.

Yep I didn't win Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes again.

What do to when you support staff sound like idiots to your best clients!

Have you tried turning it off and on?

Yeah I thought he was a she too... needless to say, I wont be going back there again..

See!

I already told you that!


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Today is a great day for a steak.

CC

...only on days that end in "y"

Canasta anyone?

Are we there yet?

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Why do we drive on the parkway & park on the driveway?

sometimes less is best

damn it! I read some, now I cant comment,............................. DAMN IT! ................now what do I do?

Vegas Baby!!!

CC

5 mile to school, and it's uphill both ways!

Nice to see that we can all agree that Oprah is the sexiest woman on TV.

I though you loved me !

The answer is 42

Unfortunately for him, they had already finished the job...

If you leave the gig with a female admirer it's best to go to her place instead of letting them discover where you live.

The sun will rise in most places tomorrow

Shoot I would have done the same thing but of course I didn't bring my briefcase that had the glass bowl in it. Live and learn!

I have the strangest feeling I've been here before

Never book a Saturday night St. Patrick's day gig unless they have Chicken wire in front of the stage, sheesh.

Do I really need new(to me) golf clubs?

CC

I'd pan the snare a little left and bring up the Telecaster. Anyway, that's how I'd record it.

Abcdafghajklmnapqrstavwxyz

And now, for something completely different

I think I'll paint it yellow.

Scrambled with a dash of Tabasco.

Haircut 100

Hold my beer, watch this

I personally think replacing the clay dot markers with play-dough is a bad idea. YMMV.

Spring is the worst season in California

I love it when a plan comes together.

Its a skunk stripe. The wood doesn't grow that way.

Grrrrr!

so, if tone is in the nitro, then why not build an entire guitar from nitro and be done with it?

Are we there yet?

...you wanna sell it in a marketplace. Well just a minute now.

We had a bit of rain last night

Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?

Spring hopes eternal

CC

I forgot my ruby slippers!

I call BS.

And then they opened the door.

Ten minutes!

Pull over!!

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

Killer boots man!!

CC

One more neuron impulse into the fray

Milk no sugar. Always.

Whooowaaa!!

CC

The hypotenuse of the triangle does not equal the sum of one's intentions

All that for a buck fifty? Bargain!

damn shame what they did to that dog, though.

No pickles please, we're British

Dude! [fist bump]!

If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder.

Samsonite, I was way off.

CC

There are at least 8 of those for sale on eBay right now.

Lost is a great show

#8 1-3/4-in Oval Head

6B47

size 10 if they're made in China...

And your point being?

Well you wouldn't deliberately order a fly with your soup, would you?

Fly soup is quite lovely with the proper wine

Your fly is down...

Fly's on his way to 2242, with Doc......

And your point being?

I point at your being sir!

"It does sound strange".

You are all wrong

Wrong is in the jaded eye of the beholder

Usually the Black Jelly Beans.

Who said what?

"Kid, how come you keep calling him 'ocho'? Ocho means eight. The number says 53. Can't you read?"

"But sir, five and three make eight! Anybody knows that!"

I really tried not to look . . .

Turning the other cheek, I kissed the vampire and became one with the devil in the blue dress....

So it ends up that I have lovely bunch of coconuts.

CC

I suppose I should not have used course sand paper.

I'm not compensating for anything, thank you very much.

CC

Those made in Indonesia aren't as good as those made in China.

I don't have the pedal you're asking about but I have a competitor's pedal which I really like!

Time to start cracking the whip.

CC

Now that's a really awkward place to have dripped some mayo on your pants!!

Play it for 30 years -- that'll relic it.

You're killing me smalls

Many's the time I've said "Never again".

Donkey droppings

If they're so hungry in the Hunger Games why don't they just grab a sandwich?

CC

Whoops i read a comment please forgive me

Who needs pennies anyways?

CC

First, you roast the mallow...

Doh! I read another one - have mercy on me Bob

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

What do you get for the 93 year old woman who has everything?

CC

Be glad to... wait, I just did!

That cloud looks just like a manatee.

What do you get for the 93 year old woman who has everything?

CC

A 70 year old man?

I didn't read the response to my post as per the rules but LOL!!

CC

Sometimes the light at the end if the tunnel is an oncoming train

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose

When life gives you lemons, don't make Lemonade, get mad and demand to see life's manager
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There were these 4 guys in a car, there names where shut up, poop, manners and squishy things. They were going for a joy ride and suddenly poop had to go to the bathroom, so they stopped and he went into a crib field to do his business. He never came back, everyone was suspicious, so squishy things divided to go look for him. HE never came back either, so manners went into the field to look for them. By now the cops where getting VERY suspicious so the went up to the car and.....
Cop: what's your name?
Shutup: shut up
Cop: what's your name?
Shutup: SHUT UP!
Cop: where are your manners?
Shutup: out in the field looking for poop and squishy things!
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You might be a redneck if you richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off

You might be a redneck if you se a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up

You might be a redneck if someone yells "ho down!" and your wife hits the floor

You might be a redneck if your wides hairdo has ever been ruined by the ceiling fan
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Yo mama so fat that when I swerved to go around he my car ran out of gas

Yo mama so ugly, that when I took he to the zoo they said "Thanks for returning her!"

Yo mama so Harry, you got carpet burn at birth

Yo mama so old she has Moses in her yearbook
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There is that random enough????

Driver improving after being declared dead.

^^^^

Something like that is supposed to have happened 1979 years ago this coming weekend.

(Yeah I know I read the other posts. I'm just a naughty boy. :oops:)

There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

The phone is ringing, might be a phone call.

True dat

The new red hair is a real turn on.

CC

This thread makes no sence at all.

Elvis is still dead

The new linoleum is coming tomorrow.

What goes up the stairs may not come down.

Just what is a sonic anyway and do they come in any colour besides blue?

Glass marbles are about the right size.

Side effects include death. That should cover it.

I wanted to read the thread and quote some big string of photos just to say "looks great" but the instructions were explicit that I not read the thread before replying so I'll just add this...

http://www.tdpri.com/forum/attachments/epic-threads/122477d1333576360t-please-comment-thread-without-reading-any-soccer_player-jpg
Looks great.

Hats off to you all.

CC

because THEY CAN!

There's a bear in there

The best way to get there is not to start from here.

He told me I was in the will. All he left me was a blank page and a pen, with instructions to make something out of it. I wrote him an IOU.

Nope, just one Diamond compressor.

OMG! Did you see that?!

Best to check the law in your State before you say yes.

Dick Trickle. Now that's a funny name. I always chuckle when I hear it on TV. :lol:

TUBE TOPS use to be popular but those silica sistas brought it
down to a stolid state, with strident harsh tops and flabby mids...

Luckily they both had scooter insurance or the poor grocery store could have gone broke following the head-on collision in front of the Metamusil.

Poop. Soft Poop. PooPoo.:rolleyes:

I hear it's nice there this time of year.

CC

He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Pickles.

Sent from my Telecaster through my AC15

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What time does it say? I don't know, never heard it talk.

As gold as an Easter moon.

Heavy petting should be discouraged, elephants belong in the wild.

Live for greatness.

CC

Remember, a stranger is just a friend that you haven't met.

i respectfully disagree with that premise ...

...well I saw one once in a magazine...........

I've never met a stranger I didn't know

"Wars have been started for less..."

take a look at the ReRanch 101

Do not touch yellow snow

I like scotch.

Have you ever considered a pet Guinea Pig? I never liked salad anyway.

"My favorite delay is the Modtone Mini Mod. Only $45 regular price."

I love kittens, but I can never finish a whole one...

Remember the Titanic

Of course, I really have no idea what I'm doing.

Even if you create the most unusual thing on the planet, it won't remember where you put it

It's part of my back, no side involved.

Well, I'll be damned.........

I secretly wish I was in the Freecreditscore.com band.

Many Happy Returns

Their They're in the Lare

I hope spring actually starts soon. Winter is far too long around here.

CC

It makes no difference to me

What he said...

Totally

A chance would be a fine thing.

No, Lotta Lenya was not a real person.

Finally!

Yeah well, that's Memphis for ya

5/16th Whitworth