Please comment on this thread without reading any of it!

Son of a gun missed again.

I fought the law and the law won

Yeah, but what about Naomi?

Why is orange jam called marmalade?

and remember that marmaduke is not a jam

How would that be different than any other thread?

Glad I dont have to read this thread. It's gotten kinda long.

I haven't read any of this thread. But I have already posted in it. Is that technically cheating, since I know the contents of at least one post in here?! And anyone who posts an answer to this question is definitely cheating. As is anyone who notices that person cheating... this train of thought is giving me a headache!

i ate a can of Dinty Moore beef stew and my dog looked at me like "I can't believe you really ate that."

Without reading any of it, I see this thread heading for the epic threads forum.

Wow, I wouldn't have known that I didn't know that, if I hadn't knew it all but that already! Geez!

So I said to the guy "sure, but nobody wants to hear your original songs".
That shut him up fast, and I continued playing Freebird. :mrgreen:

Today while I was walking the dog past a bus stop, a pregnant teen, puffing on a cigarette, told me she was wearing "Nickelback's jacket" and that she may end up marrying him.

I nodded politely and kept walking as she shouted ever taller tales to the back of my head.

/true story

Yeah sure, in the dark of night. But in broad daylight, never.

As of tonight, I'm the bassist for a trio called "The Blue Swamp Rockers".

You can't get that from a toilet seat, and if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

Youre crazy! He sucks...she sucks..its not a tele so it sucks. Nickleback sucks. John Mayer really sucks.
Six saddle bridges suck beyond suck!

Tee hee...I love you guys ;)

"... and then we all ended up back in gaol! So, what did you say you do?!"

And that's why "Sports" is my favorite Huey Lewis & the News album!

Speaking of sports, is this it?


Is this the best Bad Dog has to offer?




When does this get boring?

(I'm closer to 500, so that's nice.)



But, at what price?

I like making twitter posts to my local NFL pre-game show, just to watch them crawl across the screen. Apparently, no one really edits them.

http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss59/Earguy/Twitter1-1-123602.jpg


http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss59/Earguy/Twitter1-1-123604.jpg

I really don't see what you're getting at!

And ....that's lunch

I'd suggest scrapbooking, but I don't want to be rapidly and repeatedly kicked in the groin.

So how do I put up an avater? (I have the picture in my email)

Fingernails get everywhere. You clip them, it's like shotgun rounds . . . .

when you fall down in your kitchen, rest assured that there is a floor there to catch you like a friend. on the floor will be all those things you never bothered to pick up, so it's a bit of a lost and found (mostly the latter). so, congratulations on your head injury, but you've netted 7 guitar picks, some cat chow, and pizza crust and coffee grounds and a rubber band or two. good times. now get up and play your guitar (after you've finished eating up the leftovers) cause we're demoing "eruption" at 3pm today, dude.

I still can't believe how awesome that album is, after all these years.

Kilroy was here.

Tomato juice and Summers Eve always worked for me.

People don't realize how much damage they cause when they post bad things on the internet.

Drum roll please...

Please explain to me how a 63 year old Chinese woman can look this good:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4083/5176766730_365b4294af.jpg

I mean, yikes!

I'm horny, so I'm going upstairs to drag my wife away from the tv, to the bedroom.

Fill in blank;

_________ is so overrated...

Having no knowledge on this particular issue,I think it is obvious that I should be the man who puts the Republican Party back in the White House.

Nope, never suffered from scurvy but i've had a toenail fungal infection with is now cured.

Hey I just had this great idea. I thought it all through and it can't fail. Contact me for details.

Isn't that the same stuff they use for butt fungus?

You need to heat it up with a blow dryer or it won't be absorbed by the skin.

You need to go to the hospital and get that checked out. The nurses tried to tell me nothing was wrong and I laughed them out of the place. If you don't, you are an idiot.

EPIC'D!!!

Isn't that the same stuff they use for butt fungus?

Is there such a thing???

:confused:


Maybe thats my problem... :idea:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090714104753AANbEzO

I've been very happy with all my GFS purchases, YMMV

I love this thread.

Fish.


That is all.

six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes six slick snakes

I never liked Wham, but why was I so naive about their sexual identity back in the day?

I never liked Wham, but why was I so naive about their sexual identity back in the day?

I thought you'd never get here.

No, seriously.

Just down the corridor. Third door on the left.

I have a college classmate who's now making her living as a dog masseuse. How the hell?

Due to the Thumper Rule, I have nothing to say about this thread at this time.

Maybe someone should start a "+1" thread...

Maybe not.

when is the Winger reunion tour?

Still haven't read any of this thread.

I wish that I could find a woman with whom I could get along well enough to marry. I don't want to spend old age alone, and everyone wants to love someone and be loved.

Sulfur hexaflouride is 6 times heavier than air.

Here's a sneak peak at my new album:

http://www.ourstage.com/tracks/CTLNTTRMASTD-third-album-cross-cut

Hope you like it!

I like threads where I don't have to pay attention.

Nickelback R O C K S!!!!

What was the daily number?

Make $ 5000.00 a week working from home. Go to my website www.mynextsucker.com

LOL! I almost flagged that!

If they just used local source and supply it wouldn't have happened.

Wow.We all have glasses.

Did somebody already say this? No? Yes? Doesn't matter, I forgot what it was.

2 teaspoons lightly flavoured oil
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 long red chilli, finely diced
2 tablespoons smooth peanut butter
125ml (1/2 cup) hoisin sauce
2 tablespoons Chinese chilli sauce
2 teaspoons soft brown sugar

For an unread thread, it's pretty long.

To bad we'll never know what nuggets of wisdom are contained herein.

I live in a free (well used to be) America and can choose to read or not read anything I want. And I'll respond only if I choose to. I chose to respond if you're reading this.

I don't care what anyone says, I'll be your friend.

Well.... No comment, no reading, no Broncos. But T. Brady was very impressive you got to give it to him, New England played a very good game.

but, but . . . , but . . . . . PANCAKES!

...or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I like milk and 2 sugars in mine:grin:

If no-one reads any of these posts, do they actually exist? (The posts, that is. Not the people posting.)

Remember, only milk and orange juice comes in 2 litres.

I have a hypofsis that if nobodyd evar reads theze poasts, den dey do not exist.

Me s-m-r-t!

Such a tangled web we weave....

Schroedinger's thread

This thing is still going on? Impressive.

Hmmm... I thought this thread had disappeared. Then I thought that if the thread hadn't, maybe I had...

+1000

I believe everything online

aaaaaaaannnnnd float back to the top again

What he said.

On a hot summers' night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

phooey!

I still like this thread.

What's all this then?

Well, I can't read anyhow.

Eye kant tink uv aineeting 2 sai no howe.

Was it two or three pages back where they posted the top ten Playmates?

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

And so the problem remained; lots of people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.

And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible stupid catastrophe occurred, and the idea was lost for ever.

I think that she's so beautiful, but I think that she thinks I am a joke.

Aha! She can read the thread and you can post. Don't tell me she isn't going to tell you what to post anyway.

See I think the water falls out of this whole idea because no-one sets any rules about what you do after you post.

It's don't read, post, ....then what?

I need more instructions.

I like swiss cheese. I wonder of the Swiss like Australian cheese?

Does anyone know the price of ham, per portion?

Yes.

No.

Rip-off.

If bacon is the answer, what is the question?

Hey, I've been playing guitar for 45 years now. When am I going to get good? It's starting to piss me off.

Does anyone know what the Cadillac colours are for 2012?

Just figured out EBCDIC and now they changed to ASCII.

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I need coffee.

I'm goin down down down in a ring of fire

Kick her out. it is the best way to deal with that.

I'm glad someone had the balls to stand up and say that. Thank you. :cool:

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Humbug!

Is that really all there is?!

The Niners were gashing them with the run game, why in the wide world of sports did they get pass happy?

who?

Actually it really doesn't affect me, but I know what you're saying, haters gonna hate.

Shut up. You either like bacon or you're wrong.

I prefer it in the orange with purple trim.

Ah! No One's gonna read it anyway!

I totally agree, Telecasters rock and Stratocasters suck.

To the guy who posted 2nd on page 2: you don't know what you're talking about.

Now, what were we talking about?

If you don't like this too bad.
And if you're offended, well you didn't read the instructions did you?

I hope you're proud of yourselves

Purple. Because clouds have no bones!

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Nonsense

two can do it cheaper

Why bother

Huh?!

Be alert, not alarmed.

Oh no! I read Hoodie's post!

Oh no! I read tgfmike's post!

OP,

Your wrong. Next time, check your stuff before you post.:roll:

Also, I heard that stuff back in the 70s; it was wrong then, too!:lol:

Google is your friend.

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ROTFLMAO!!

I really enjoy this.

Go try them all out first.

I can't believe you said that! OMG....

This is exactly why I'd never buy a Dumble! I mean tones in your fingers anyway, right?

Having ignored the title of this thread, I have read all 641 previous posts. Not really. More like 10 or 12.

Betcha By Golly, Wow

I know what you're saying.... NOT! :mrgreen:

This has become somewhat like the Post Anything thread, only more random.

What a great place for my first post.
I don't have to read anything... or make any sense... to anyone... on any level. But while I'm at it.
Tanks heaps to all of you here. Much perspective have I gained here over the years that has helped me.

I reckon "The Slider" must surely be his best album. Every song a winner.

I could do this!
I have experience!

I believe the point has been made

Ignorance is just that

yessir!

I've read 15 or 20 posts so I think I'm disqualified from commenting on this thread.

HEY YOU, get off my cloud!

That type of post could be a thread killer.

Meaningless cliched response *1

I read through it.

Meaningless cliched response to dumb question #2

This is the song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends

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I think it could be OCD, but I'm no doctor.

OMG, now I've read two of Hoodie's posts to this thread.

This thread is all over the place...why can't anyone stay on topic? Geez. :wink:

Next person to comment gets roundhoused chuck norris

roundhoused by askljfbgaskj;lrngtriohadsklgm a:

I thought I had effectively ended the thread. Props for him being man enough. RIP

I have CDO its like OCD but in alphabetical order the way it should be

I like to drive my car on Tuesdays

Its the worst of the worst so much so that it's the best of the best.

Meaningless cliched response to dumb question #3

After all it is Country Music not Opera.

A thread without meaning is less

I submit for your consideration: Exhibit A.

Tpx6o4gvmXE

Mind the Gap

but, but .. . .. Aphids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, I can't believe I almost missed this thread! I love pepperoni!

By the way, I own 7 guitars and ALL of them have six strings, yet NONE of them sound the same.

What is this thread about? ... maybe I need to go back and read!

Less is usually less, and more, only sometimes so.

Telecaster

This is impossibly do-able

Ok. Now I'm gonna read it

I suspected something like that would happen the way this thread was going.

Kids are sick today, hope they're better, long weekend coming up.

OH no, not again!

Its never too late to say goodbye

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Working in very close proximity to an attractive female colleague... awkward! :grin:

Its sunny in Adelaide and a warm 32C

I found it in a conch shell.

ok I haven't read any of this thread, so here goes

1: to many butterscotch tele's and no one ever get's it right

2: 1 piece, 2 piece, 3 piece, 4 piece bodies, it's the pickup's not how many pieces of wood that makes the difference

The suspense is really starting to get to me

how does it affect the tone?

I totally prefer tru-oil ...

I have to work in the morning

So what is the difference between DVD+R and DVD-R?

I have finished work now

rosebud . . . . .

+1

My guitar has a bridge

i refuse

Its 6:10 AM in Adelaide and the weather outside is still quite dark

Not. A. Good. Day.

I already commented on this thread !!!
why does it keep DEMANDING I do it again?????

am I allowed to read it now?
and how will I know if I am allowed to read it now without reading it first?

Now if I wanted to jump off a bridge wouldn't I have hit the pickguard by now?:arrow:

I lost 5 pounds last week - don't know where I put them

NO!

Forever optimistic

You should always read and empty your rain gauge at the same time of day.

Will this add to my post count?

Are we there yet?

Your problem is obvious.

Never did, Never will

Blimey, some guys have all the luck............

Frankly, I think a thin (.7 or less) pick has too much click. I use at least a 1.0 thick pick.

Then the shoelace broke and I stumbled and fell right on top of her.

I cannot belieeeeve its only Tuesday!

Where we're going we don't need roads....

I was committed! Sorry!

...bollocks!

all pretence - nil substance

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Bollocks!

Just another boring night in Adelaide

867-5309

I like lamp.

CC

Sorry for a little rant, but I do get tired when people comment on threads, seemingly without bothering to read any of the preceding comments. Leads to a lot of redundancy, repetition, and I imagine, lots of frustrated posters banging their heads against their computers. Therefore I would like to invite you to post anything you want here, about anything at all, without reading anything in this thread. Including this part here ... if you're still with me right *NOW* you're not getting the idea ... skip ahead! Stop reading! Post anything! Get it out of your system! If this thread gets too coherent or starts making any sense whatsoever, I would invite the mods to shut 'er down ... thanks!

I'm all excited, I'm goin' fishin'
I got a new pole that's really bitchin'
Gonna catch Blue gills, bass and trout
Drink lots o beer and scream and shout

Fishin' is my mission
I'm a fishin' musician
Tonight I'll be jamming
On my brand new Gibson
I catch more fish than Orlando Wilson
I cast with precision

Licensed to fish, I'm licensed to kill
And I won't stop 'till my stringer's filled
Live bait, cranking, jigging or trolling
Don't matter to me as long as I'm goin'

Fishin' is my mission
I'm a fishin' musician
Tonight I'll be jamming
On my brand new Gibson
I catch more fish than Orlando Wilson
I cast with precision

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...

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precious my precious

Only after spelunking.

I don't see why it's all so difficult, it all depends on YOU and what YOU like...as long as you're not stupid, anyway...and if you are, then you should be off listening to Pat Boone's Malmsteen tribute album AND NOT POSTING!

What, little feet? No, not especially - why?

There will probably be a tax on that too, given the current political climate in Paraguay!

Somewhere right now, someone is celebrating a birthday!

Don't take my red stapler

blue and indigo

Godzilla

and the chinese should stop making decent cheap guitars so america can get back to work.

Its better to be lazy than to do nothing at all

Finally, the definition of tone. I'm surprised it hasn't been argued more. Plus he showed the best strap to use.

...and then she said "Houston, we have a problem"

CC

Fernando...that's fun to say.

It's so hard not to glance at the post above you.

Bliss is in the eye of the pea

decay 33%, delay 4ms, tone 55%, mix 17% - plate reverb.

And the snow and the rain fell today and I heard a new term for Pacific Northwest Rain.....

Heavy Rain! It's almost snow as the weatherman said today.

Oh the Joy of the Seattle Area!

Telecaster?

ROSS it.

Weekdays are overrated

What about Bob???

CC

Its Sunday evening here in South Australia and the forecast is for darkness until morning