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Scotland
September 17th, 2011, 02:15 PM
Okay, lets get this one off the ground and see how quickly...or slowly...we reach one million posts with the word TELECASTER in it.
I'll kick it off......TELECASTER. ....over to you.....

sir humphrey
September 17th, 2011, 02:20 PM
9999998 to go on the million telecaster thread

sir humphrey
September 17th, 2011, 02:21 PM
9999998 to go on the million telecaster thread

I was never good at maths - 999997 now.


Oh. Telecaster

rusticoaf
September 17th, 2011, 02:32 PM
i don't think *telecaster* any of us will be alive to see it happen.

pondcaster
September 17th, 2011, 02:37 PM
I ain't got time for this thread... I'm playin' my Telecaster.

Daddydex
September 17th, 2011, 02:38 PM
Telecaster! Nuff said.

Dan

electrablue
September 17th, 2011, 03:05 PM
Telecaster

rolling56
September 17th, 2011, 03:09 PM
Telecaster.........just to add mine

Murky
September 17th, 2011, 03:10 PM
Tell a joke. No, tell a lie. No, tell a friend. No, telecaster. That's it.

fendrguitplayr
September 17th, 2011, 03:11 PM
You cain't tell-a-fish to play a Telecaster! :neutral:

Togman
September 17th, 2011, 03:12 PM
Would that be a Maple or Rosewood board Telecaster?

tjalla
September 17th, 2011, 03:13 PM
One of the more ambitious threads I've seen here at the Telecaster Discussion Page Reissue.

Bolide
September 17th, 2011, 03:17 PM
You can always Telecaster, but you can't tell it much.

Ol'Tinear
September 17th, 2011, 03:24 PM
This is silly.There is no way you can get a bunch of like minded Telecaster fanatics to post the word Telecaster in a Telecaster thread on a Telecaster forum.

Just stupid!Sheeesh.

voodoostation
September 17th, 2011, 03:27 PM
What's a Telecaster?

LiveAtLeeds
September 17th, 2011, 03:32 PM
The threads in this Telecaster forum that aren't about Telecasters or playing Telecasters tend to be a little silly.

dog fart
September 17th, 2011, 03:35 PM
Esquire! sorry my Telecaster made me do it
Telecaster

Bolide
September 17th, 2011, 03:41 PM
What's a Telecaster?

Telecaster's on second?

rangercaster
September 17th, 2011, 03:42 PM
Telecaster !!!

yangounet
September 17th, 2011, 03:50 PM
what can we say more about telecaster???

TG
September 17th, 2011, 03:54 PM
Still talking about telecasters, are we?

dog fart
September 17th, 2011, 03:55 PM
Monty Python maybe
Telecaster, eggs, telecaster, telecaster, telcaster and toast

Telecaster

Bolide
September 17th, 2011, 04:13 PM
A million Telecaster posts would make a heck-of-a long fence.
A real short fence, but a real long one.

silentechoes
September 17th, 2011, 04:27 PM
I don't have time for this idle crap.... I'm too busy looking to buy my first Telecaster.

IronFeliks
September 17th, 2011, 04:29 PM
Hey nobody says Telecaster, it's always Tele...

Thought you'd been around long enough to know that Mr. Scot

James

garyd5158
September 17th, 2011, 04:37 PM
Telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster, telecaster,telecaster.
Oh, now I get it this is a group effort.

stantheman
September 17th, 2011, 04:42 PM
The Telecaster changed My Life. :cool:

tmlfan72
September 17th, 2011, 04:47 PM
If i had a dime for every time someone wrote Telecaster in this thread!

tele-bastard
September 17th, 2011, 04:53 PM
I like to say tele not telecaster.

HohnerFan
September 17th, 2011, 04:56 PM
Telecaster...........the one and only guitar:-)

TG
September 17th, 2011, 05:16 PM
No...I refuse to say telecaster.


:neutral:



Damn.

MarleyXVI
September 17th, 2011, 05:18 PM
i don't think we will ever get to 1,000,000 telecaster(s)

Bolide
September 17th, 2011, 05:26 PM
i don't think we will ever get to 1,000,000 telecaster(s)

Now, here's a nice first post on the Telecaster Discussion Page, Re-Issued.

AJBaker
September 17th, 2011, 05:29 PM
Or is it Telecaster Discussion Page Re-Issued?

Falzoony
September 17th, 2011, 05:30 PM
If this reaches 1 million, I'm buying a new Telecaster.

gibsoncc21
September 17th, 2011, 05:34 PM
Leave the gun, take the telecaster.

ScottJPatrick
September 17th, 2011, 05:36 PM
I'm Telecaster, and so is my wife.

thelowerlip
September 17th, 2011, 05:48 PM
This will never happen. But I´m not going to bet my Telecaster on it!

rkclary
September 17th, 2011, 06:27 PM
I'm in... Telecaster!

SxFxBryce
September 17th, 2011, 06:44 PM
Telecaster :D

Brad Pittiful
September 17th, 2011, 06:50 PM
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TG
September 17th, 2011, 06:50 PM
'Telecaster' yerself...

Bolide
September 17th, 2011, 06:54 PM
Or is it Telecaster Discussion Page Re-Issued?

You are correct, it is the "Telecaster Discussion Page Re-Issued".
I have corrected my previous post to read "Telecaster Discussion Page Re-Issued".
Thank you for your correction. Being willing to admit to error is part of being a good visitor to The Telecaster Page Re-Issued, imho.

pat10295
September 17th, 2011, 06:56 PM
Telecaster!

TeleTown
September 17th, 2011, 07:08 PM
I like big butts and i cannot lie!! Sh#t!! wrong forum. Is this the TELECASTER forum?

texasteleman89
September 17th, 2011, 07:13 PM
TELECASTER!

D.S.John
September 17th, 2011, 07:37 PM
I typed into google, "The best Telecaster Players", the link I clicked onto, the first image showed Prince playing a telecaster, he suprised me by being the first image.

TeleTown
September 17th, 2011, 07:42 PM
How many times are we allowed to post on this TELECASTER thingy?

TG
September 17th, 2011, 07:42 PM
telecastertelecaster
telecaster telecaster
telecastertelecastertelecastertelecastertelecaster telecaster
telecastertelecastertelecastertelecastertelecaster
telecastertelecast
telecastertelecaster

Cixelsyd
September 17th, 2011, 07:46 PM
just been relieved of my military service! :razz:

telecaster.

audog
September 17th, 2011, 07:47 PM
T,T,T, T, Telecaster

chipbutty24
September 17th, 2011, 07:56 PM
I hate Telecasters!

TG
September 17th, 2011, 08:30 PM
Telecaster.

How long have we got to go now...?

tele salivas
September 17th, 2011, 09:12 PM
I see, so it was Scotland who invented the '99 bottles of beer on the wall' song! Oh , hell...telecaster!

telemaster1953
September 17th, 2011, 09:44 PM
to reach a million were all going to have to say telecaster like a lot:lol:

candybluecrook
September 17th, 2011, 10:41 PM
I'm going to name my telecaster tele. And i will love it always lol. Wait only a fender can be a telecaster, so i only have a tele, or is it t style? Ah to heck with it. Telecaster

stringslinger01
September 17th, 2011, 10:59 PM
I've never seen so many telecasters

Darkskybandit52
September 17th, 2011, 11:31 PM
Once you go Telecaster you aint ever gonna go back.

Scotland
September 18th, 2011, 05:00 AM
You can re-post Telecaster as many times as you like. This is a Telecaster forum so posting Telecaster words as often as you like is acceptable on a Telecaster forum.
Telecaster.

Lerb21
September 18th, 2011, 05:06 AM
Born at the junction of form and function...

Telecaster

TG
September 18th, 2011, 05:09 AM
Sorry, but I've got better things to do than type the word 'telecaster' for a pointless thread.

grabacr 31770
September 18th, 2011, 05:19 AM
I doubt this thread will succeed. I mean, posting 'Telecaster' a million times seems a touch. Especially when it's blatantly Leo's inferior design.





(jokes, its the best)




Also, Esquire.

AJBaker
September 18th, 2011, 05:51 AM
So I guess we'll all have to post telecaster several times to hit a million.

TG
September 18th, 2011, 06:02 AM
What happens to the thread if some scoundrel posts without the word 'telecaster'?
Does it grind to a halt?

Perhaps the thread should include a curse upon any person who commits such a heinous deed.

Let us all wish it to be so...

flag72
September 18th, 2011, 06:06 AM
you may lead a horse to water but you can't make Im play a telecaster:mrgreen:

kwerk
September 18th, 2011, 06:15 AM
What happens to the thread if some scoundrel posts without the word 'telecaster'?
Does it grind to a halt?

Perhaps the thread should include a curse upon any person who commits such a heinous deed.

Let us all wish it to be so...

I'm gonna be the first to try!

Wait... I see what you did there. Dammit.

Scotland
September 18th, 2011, 06:17 AM
What happens to the thread if some scoundrel posts without the word 'telecaster'?
Does it grind to a halt?

Perhaps the thread should include a curse upon any person who commits such a heinous deed.

Let us all wish it to be so...

Wish granted. One member so far will have severe tuning problems for the rest of his days.

gypsyseven
September 18th, 2011, 06:25 AM
Telecaster.

jule553648
September 18th, 2011, 07:02 AM
Q: What’s the difference between a LesPaul and a SG?
A: Who cares – neither one’s a Telecaster.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawnmower and a Telecaster?
A: You can tune a lawnmower.

Q: What would a Telecaster player do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

Q: What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it.

garyd5158
September 18th, 2011, 07:22 AM
I got my very own telecaster and I will hug him and squeeze him and name him George. Not a telecaster George, oh you are a very bad telecaster George, I will have to spank you George, for not being a telecaster.

Cixelsyd
September 18th, 2011, 09:55 AM
Gahhghaghhah telecaster

Cixelsyd
September 18th, 2011, 09:56 AM
also, sorry. telecaster.

AJBaker
September 18th, 2011, 10:16 AM
So, according to complicated mathematics I just worked out in my head, we should hit a million telecaster posts sometime in early 2014...

flathd
September 18th, 2011, 10:30 AM
What happens to the thread if some scoundrel posts without the word 'telecaster'?
Does it grind to a halt?

Perhaps the thread should include a curse upon any person who commits such a heinous deed.

Let us all wish it to be so...

Wish granted. One member so far will have severe tuning problems for the rest of his days.

No kidding? That's where I went wrong.

Telecaster......there I said it.

Bolide
September 18th, 2011, 11:57 AM
So, according to complicated mathematics I just worked out in my head, we should hit a million telecaster posts sometime in early 2014...

Hitting a million Telecaster posts could seriously dent a bumper.

TG
September 18th, 2011, 12:42 PM
btw who's counting?

Thanks a lot...now we've got to do a million and one posts. :roll:

(go back and edit in 'telecaster')

telex76
September 18th, 2011, 01:28 PM
Temebaster.

TheMick
September 18th, 2011, 01:38 PM
I've been debating whether to put a mini humbucker or a handwound single coil in place the crappy stock neck pickup in my telecaster.

BoogerRooger
September 18th, 2011, 01:45 PM
what happens if you don't say Telecaster?

BoogerRooger
September 18th, 2011, 01:47 PM
Ah, the question has already been asked. Must admit I didn't read all the postss to check if they had Telecaster in them.

AJBaker
September 18th, 2011, 03:33 PM
Telecaster, epic thread here we come!

xjazzy
September 18th, 2011, 03:40 PM
What is a telecaster?!

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 03:45 PM
I have a set of Keystones for my telecaster!!!:wink:

Jack Wells
September 18th, 2011, 03:46 PM
Okay, lets get this one off the ground and see how quickly...or slowly...we reach one million posts with the word TELECASTER in it.Has anyone done the math on this? The thread's been going for just over a day and has around 80 posts. Let's say you average 80 posts per day (I think the number will decrease).

1,000,000 / 80 = 12,500

12,500 / 365 = 34 years, 90 days

Hate to burst your bubble. I'll add one ..... Telecaster..... but I don't think it's going to happen. Good luck.

jule553648
September 18th, 2011, 03:48 PM
Speed up! My telecaster is going to be vintage that day!

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 03:48 PM
Has anyone done the math on this? The thread's been going for just over a day and has around 80 posts. Let's say you average 80 posts per day (I think the number will decrease).

1,000,000 / 80 = 12,500

12,500 / 365 = 34 years, 90 days

Hate to burst your bubble. Good luck. I'll add one ..... Telecaster..... but I don't think it's going to happen.

The weekend is usually slow...it'll pickup during the week..

BTW, the Keystones are for telecaster #3!:wink:

Parma_TeleMon
September 18th, 2011, 03:52 PM
I'll ask my Telecaster to the pile.

PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:03 PM
Get the green light blinking, part 2?

I'm not gonna particiate in something so juvenile.....

Oh yeah: Telecaster..............

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PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:06 PM
Telecaster

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PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:07 PM
Telecaster.

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jule553648
September 18th, 2011, 04:07 PM
If one telecaster posted 279 posts a day, it will come to a million in 10 years!

PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:07 PM
Telecaster!

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PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:08 PM
Telecaster!!

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PraiseCaster
September 18th, 2011, 04:09 PM
TelecasterTelecasterTelecaster

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flathd
September 18th, 2011, 04:09 PM
Telecaster nah nah nah nah nah :razz:

flathd
September 18th, 2011, 04:10 PM
Telecaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaster

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 04:16 PM
My first telecaster has Twang Kings...

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 04:17 PM
I Esquire'd my 2nd telecaster...

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 04:18 PM
I don't know what will go in my 4th telecaster...

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 04:18 PM
but the 4th telecaster will be.....blue I think

xjazzy
September 18th, 2011, 04:50 PM
I miss my Esquired CV telecaster!

Esquire59
September 18th, 2011, 04:51 PM
Telecaster ;)

gibsoncc21
September 18th, 2011, 04:57 PM
Enough is enough! I have had it with these telecaster snakes on this telecaster plane!

Bulldog87
September 18th, 2011, 05:08 PM
At work wishing I was playing my TELECASTER instead.

fendrguitplayr
September 18th, 2011, 05:12 PM
I just did a setup on my Telecaster. Relief was off a bit.

1962guitargeek
September 18th, 2011, 05:29 PM
I'm gonna 4-way the Keystones...on telecaster #3...:wink:

Slow Reflexes
September 18th, 2011, 05:40 PM
Seems like the Classic Vibe threads would be the quickest route to Million Telecaster Nirvana... but I guess with enough focuse we might outpace them.

rolling56
September 18th, 2011, 05:41 PM
One more Telecaster post to keep it going :lol:

Ruestungsmeyer
September 18th, 2011, 05:45 PM
Tele....wait for it....caster! ;)

henry b
September 18th, 2011, 05:55 PM
Telecasterrrrrrrrrs

xjazzy
September 18th, 2011, 06:40 PM
Did you said Telecaster?

Slow Reflexes
September 18th, 2011, 06:53 PM
If he didn't say Telecaster, I did.

Lerb21
September 18th, 2011, 06:58 PM
More help... Telecaster

Lerb21
September 18th, 2011, 06:59 PM
And a little more... Telecaster

TeleTex82
September 18th, 2011, 07:00 PM
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TG
September 18th, 2011, 07:02 PM
Oh telecaster, thy tone is twangy.

flathd
September 18th, 2011, 07:13 PM
Only 999,883 Telecaster posts to go.

TG
September 18th, 2011, 08:02 PM
telexaxetr
talicuster
tulicostar
tericlester
tilicostor
tilokadster
tulicastir....

telecaster

dog fart
September 18th, 2011, 10:06 PM
What if you post the word Telecaster in your post? I think the number of times Telecaster is posted in this thread should count towards the total. Just not one telecaster for the million Telecaster march. Does any of that make sense?
Telecaster

dog fart
September 18th, 2011, 10:08 PM
Any body in the Telecaster forum know where I could find a Bumper sticker that says "You can have my Telecaster when you pry it from my cold dead Telecaser playing fingers" I think that would be cool

Telecaster

gergbee
September 18th, 2011, 10:09 PM
I own a Telecaster.

wshelley
September 18th, 2011, 10:28 PM
I'll be impressed just if telecaster passes buckocaster, much less one million

rusticoaf
September 18th, 2011, 10:49 PM
what if we want to post, but don't want to say Telecaster?

TeleTown
September 18th, 2011, 11:03 PM
What did the one telecaster say to the other telecaster?

GuitarHack
September 18th, 2011, 11:11 PM
Say telecaster again. Say telecaster again. I dare you. I double-dare you, telecaster. Say telecaster one more telecaster time.

GuitarHack
September 18th, 2011, 11:11 PM
Oh. I forgot to say telecaster.

Bulldog87
September 18th, 2011, 11:21 PM
Tele....caster

JimmyJam
September 18th, 2011, 11:32 PM
I just saw an old post from Ole Fuzzy. I miss that guy, even though I was never around when he was here.

At first his posts would bug me, because he would misspell things on purpose. Like "Telecaster" would be "Tell EE Castor". But his humor really started to grow on me. Anyways, miss that guy..

Bulldog87
September 18th, 2011, 11:41 PM
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Little Ricky
September 18th, 2011, 11:43 PM
How do ya telecaster from a nocaster?

I'll tell you in post #999,975.

Floyd Tatum
September 19th, 2011, 12:19 AM
I'd like you to meet Mr. & Mrs. Telecaster

BoogerRooger
September 19th, 2011, 01:19 AM
One more gratuitous Telecaster reference.

axeornot
September 19th, 2011, 01:24 AM
I was given a new ice cube tray and the ice comes out in the shape of a little telecaster. Don't be envious.

nattaruk
September 19th, 2011, 01:48 AM
Pity me for I have spent over 20 years programming Perl, the Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister:

#/usr/bin/perl
for (1 .. 1000000) { print "Telecaster.\n"; }

cschlish
September 19th, 2011, 01:52 AM
I love me some Telecaster!

Bulldog87
September 19th, 2011, 02:07 AM
I was given a new ice cube tray and the ice comes out in the shape of a little telecaster. Don't be envious.

awesome TELECASTER idea! ::envious::

tjalla
September 19th, 2011, 02:10 AM
A Lemon Chiffon telecaster is still a telecaster

SolidSnakeBoss
September 19th, 2011, 02:18 AM
I wonder if we'll get to see this happen in our telecaster lives. Maybe the sons and grandsons will make it? Or maybe this thread dies before then?

gibsoncc21
September 19th, 2011, 02:21 AM
Go ahead punk, make my telecaster!

felis
September 19th, 2011, 02:36 AM
I’ll participate, because I’ve been neglecting Telecaster for 25 years. Am I forgiven now?

TG
September 19th, 2011, 02:45 AM
A Lemon Chiffon telecaster is still a telecaster

Indeed.

Scotland
September 19th, 2011, 02:58 AM
Indeed.

Indeed.....Telecaster. :lol:

Good Iron
September 19th, 2011, 03:02 AM
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Anyway, - Telecaster - it - Telecaster - is- Telecaster - not - Telecaster - going- Telecaster - to - Telecaster - be - Telecaster -easy. Telecaster

Good - Telecaster - Iron
Telecaster

Good Iron
September 19th, 2011, 03:10 AM
Gee that was like giving birth! well maybe not, in fact it wasn't even close, but it wasn't easy- Telecaster - just like giving birth not easy, but how would I know? I really don't know.

Good Iron,
Telecaster

I am sure - Telecaster - this - Telecaster - is - Telecaster - a - Telecaster - great- Telecaster - waste - Telecaster - of - Telecaster - bandwidth. Telecaster

nattaruk
September 19th, 2011, 03:42 AM
How telecaster many telecastering Telecasters have telecaster been telecasterly made?

BoogerRooger
September 19th, 2011, 03:46 AM
"What's in a name? That which we call a Telecaster
By any other name would twang as sweet."

Romeo and Juliet (II, ii, 1-2)

nosuch
September 19th, 2011, 03:53 AM
I think I will play some Telecaster later ...

Telegazer
September 19th, 2011, 04:00 AM
Upon hearing that she had such a wonderful broadcasting voice, they decided to Telecaster.

Sleph
September 19th, 2011, 04:00 AM
ɹǝʇsɐɔǝlǝʇ

Telegazer
September 19th, 2011, 04:02 AM
Oh yeah, and in Korean it's: 텔레캐스터 telekaeseuteo

tele salivas
September 19th, 2011, 04:54 AM
Korean script is so cool looking. One of my favorite symbols is the one for "1". hana? Telecaster, teleshmaster...oops, I wasted a "telecaster"

BoogerRooger
September 19th, 2011, 05:29 AM
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Welcome - Telecaster - back - Telecaster - my - Telecaster - friends - Telecaster - to - Telecaster - the - Telecaster - show - Telecaster -that - Telecaster - never - Telecaster - ends, - Telecaster - sit - Telecaster - back - Telecaster - and - Telecaster - enjoy - Telecaster - the - Telecaster - show. Telecaster

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Anyway, - Telecaster - it - Telecaster - is- Telecaster - not - Telecaster - going- Telecaster - to - Telecaster - be - Telecaster -easy. Telecaster

Good - Telecaster - Iron
Telecaster

I thought the idea was to have 'Telecaster' in a million posts, not a million times in one post?

T.C. Madison
September 19th, 2011, 05:59 AM
Wouldnt it be more fun if we had some Telecaster pics in this thread now and then :p

AJBaker
September 19th, 2011, 06:52 AM
Has anyone done the math on this? The thread's been going for just over a day and has around 80 posts. Let's say you average 80 posts per day (I think the number will decrease).

1,000,000 / 80 = 12,500

12,500 / 365 = 34 years, 90 days

Hate to burst your bubble. I'll add one ..... Telecaster..... but I don't think it's going to happen. Good luck.

Yes, that's exactly what I meant when I said early 2014 (forgot a zero...)

So, Christmas 2045 it is then? Everyone still alive should have a get together! I'll bring my Firebird XXX and fission powered amp:mrgreen:.
Hope my telecaster is still kicking though!

AJBaker
September 19th, 2011, 06:55 AM
Oh yeah, and in Korean it's: 텔레캐스터 telekaeseuteo

And in Russian: Телекастер

Scotland
September 19th, 2011, 12:44 PM
And in Scottish......Telecaster.

TG
September 19th, 2011, 12:45 PM
tel
eca
ste
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guitarzan13
September 19th, 2011, 12:48 PM
A Lemon Chiffon telecaster is still a telecaster It sure is a Telecaster!!

Birdmankustomz
September 19th, 2011, 12:56 PM
telecaster

TG
September 19th, 2011, 12:57 PM
Turkey
Elope
Late
Elephant
Cat
Apples
Straight
Twins
Eggs
Running

tjalla
September 19th, 2011, 02:25 PM
Townshend
Ed
Lee
Edge
Campilongo
Albert
Stuart
Tedeschi
Eric (back in the day)
Redd

grabacr 31770
September 19th, 2011, 02:51 PM
Townshend
Ed
Lee
Edge
Campilongo
Albert
Stuart
Tedeschi
Eric (back in the day)
Redd

Beck

Oh no wait theres no B in Telecaster

Jeff

Oh no wait that doesn't work either



Didn't he use Esquires anyway?

jtpal25
September 19th, 2011, 03:00 PM
tElEcAsTeR

AJBaker
September 19th, 2011, 03:25 PM
Retsacelet

vanguard
September 19th, 2011, 03:30 PM
so a horse and a rabbi walk into a walmart. . .

nevermind. telecaster.

PraiseCaster
September 19th, 2011, 03:32 PM
Telecasters rule!

PraiseCaster
September 19th, 2011, 03:33 PM
Half of my guitar heroes play a Telecaster!

PraiseCaster
September 19th, 2011, 03:33 PM
I have a partscaster which is based on a Telecaster.

Jack Wells
September 19th, 2011, 03:57 PM
........we reach one million posts with the word TELECASTER in it

I believe some of you have misread the original post. I've quoted a portion of it above. It doesn't say use the word "Telecaster" a million times but a million posts with the word TELECASTER in it. And besides, that is the only way to keep count.

I still say 34 years or more. Good chance I won't be around. However, I think after a while this thread will fade into oblivion like all the others do eventually.

LiveAtLeeds
September 19th, 2011, 04:01 PM
I'm assuming each person is allowed to post multiple times in this thread. (Telecaster)

xjazzy
September 19th, 2011, 04:02 PM
I'd love to have another telecaster.

Rat City
September 19th, 2011, 04:03 PM
T e l e c a s t e r

xjazzy
September 19th, 2011, 04:04 PM
I'm assuming each person is allowed to post multiple times in this thread. (Telecaster)

yes.
You can post any telecaster posts you want.

tjalla
September 19th, 2011, 04:08 PM
I'd hope so, or we'd need a massive membership drive!

ps telecaster

telepath
September 19th, 2011, 04:16 PM
faster faster - telecaster.

Done my bit ..!

androo
September 19th, 2011, 04:34 PM
If this reaches 1 million, I'm buying a new Telecaster.


I second this fabulous idea on buying another...um, Telecaster if it reaches a million.:mrgreen:

xjazzy
September 19th, 2011, 04:41 PM
A telecaster, androo?

candybluecrook
September 19th, 2011, 04:43 PM
I second this fabulous idea on buying another...um, Telecaster if it reaches a million.:mrgreen:

I third it, telecaster

candybluecrook
September 19th, 2011, 04:45 PM
When are we doing the tdpri donation drive thing? So someone can win a new telecaster?

Bolide
September 19th, 2011, 04:58 PM
I'd hope so, or we'd need a massive membership drive!

ps telecaster

You mean there aren't already more than a million members of the best forum on the Telecaster :confused:

TG
September 19th, 2011, 05:43 PM
To
reach a
million posts
the time spent
tracking this thread
cheats us and may
add serious and
unsettling pressures to
the already strained
and overloaded systems.

Esquire59
September 19th, 2011, 05:50 PM
One more Telecaster ;)

Johntodd
September 19th, 2011, 06:21 PM
Telecaster. Oh! Beat me to it!

(TL;DR)

TeleTown
September 19th, 2011, 09:49 PM
In Spanish>EL telecasterO

Dwills94
September 19th, 2011, 09:53 PM
i sold both of my telecasters. im a lp guy now. please dont throw things :lol:

cband7
September 19th, 2011, 10:12 PM
A Telecaster is someone who goes fishing using a TV for bait.



.

BigE24
September 19th, 2011, 10:16 PM
Telephone, tell a friend, telecaster

Telegazer
September 19th, 2011, 10:55 PM
Wouldnt it be more fun if we had some Telecaster pics in this thread now and then :p


I'll give it a shot with an alternate spelling of Telecaster, but would be fine removing it, just the same:



Tel Al-Qaesta

Leading the struggle (jihad) against bad tone.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/opensky/tel1.jpg

Telegazer
September 19th, 2011, 10:56 PM
Korean script is so cool looking. One of my favorite symbols is the one for "1". hana? Telecaster, teleshmaster...oops, I wasted a "telecaster"

Well stated, hana is spelled 하나.

You should try learning the written script! Although a few of the vowels are a bit hard for us English speakers to enunciate at first, lots of folks don't realize Korean is actually a very well-developed alphabet that is not only less than 600 years old, it's also extremely easy to learn.

Telly Caster.

tmlfan72
September 19th, 2011, 11:05 PM
Keep your friends close but your Telecasters closer!

flathd
September 19th, 2011, 11:59 PM
I taut I taw tum telecaster tread tumwhere.

Omiewise65
September 20th, 2011, 12:43 AM
If the telecaster could do the cooking i'd need no more woman at all .

cband7
September 20th, 2011, 01:00 AM
"Half a lead, half a lead, half a lead, rhythm.
Into the valley of Disco rode the six hundred....uh...Telecasters!"




so, keep my day job????



.

Badabing
September 20th, 2011, 01:09 AM
So a strat and a telecaster walk into a bar........:lol:

Tele60x
September 20th, 2011, 01:12 AM
This is no way we are reaching ''one million'' Telecasters!

BoogerRooger
September 20th, 2011, 01:25 AM
Yes, that's exactly what I meant when I said early 2014 (forgot a zero...)

So, Christmas 2045 it is then? Everyone still alive should have a get together! I'll bring my Firebird XXX and fission powered amp:mrgreen:.
Hope my telecaster is still kicking though!

Imagine how much a vintage Telecaster will be worth then!

tjalla
September 20th, 2011, 02:00 AM
Hmmm...at this point we have achieved 0.0196% of our telecaster tally target.

This could take a while!

Slow Reflexes
September 20th, 2011, 02:30 AM
Jeez - Only reason I came into this thread was to tel(ecaster) everyone that we were .0198% of the way there, but you done ruined that!

Only 999,802 more to go.

GuitarHack
September 20th, 2011, 02:43 AM
Telecaster again

GuitarHack
September 20th, 2011, 02:44 AM
And... telecaster again

GuitarHack
September 20th, 2011, 02:44 AM
Aaaaaaannnndddd... telecaster again

GuitarHack
September 20th, 2011, 02:45 AM
Ok, ok. The last telecaster for me tonight. Telecaster.

GuitarHack
September 20th, 2011, 02:45 AM
Nevermind... one more. Telecaster

Good Iron
September 20th, 2011, 03:42 AM
I thought the idea was to have 'Telecaster' in a million posts, not a million times in one post?

Yep, It's kinda like playing the same lick over and over isn't it? Telecaster

Good Iron

PS: A million posts is gonna take a long time and then there is the accuracy of the actual count (some people have already not posted the word Telecaster in their post) ...this is what I was trying to convey... along with a (only my opinion) waste of bandwidth. I mean the telecaster has six strings (mostly), at least two pick ups, a varied tone, and many a wonderful possibility. TelECaster

Just to reach a million anything is a WOW moment... I understand the OP in this "goal" --- I was just trying to show the irony of such an effort. I dunno, maybe it could happen… :shock:

The suggestion of photos or any discussion of ...Telecaster has much more valor than just posting the word.

I own a wonderful Y2K AVRI that is, by any standard, an exceptional guitar, and this is a fact. Now I sound like I am bragging and I don’t like that. But the guitar is very stock and has 10’s on it --- very bland by description … Except when you hit it, with or without amp… doesn’t matter. I believe (so shoot me) that I have the Telecaster everybody wants. She is perfect in every way. I have tons of proof in those who have heard my… Telecaster.

Interested in where this one goes… Telecaster

Michael

AJBaker
September 20th, 2011, 06:05 AM
1000000 telecaster posts is going to take a while. Any idea how many telecasters have been produced since 1951?

BoogerRooger
September 20th, 2011, 06:24 AM
Stratocaster








































































Just kidding! Telecaster!

oceanman2
September 20th, 2011, 07:09 AM
Someone should alert the folks at the Guiness book that the previous record for typing Telecaster will be in serious jeopardy in 34 years. So strap yerself in...

broncstomper
September 20th, 2011, 07:33 AM
telecaster telecastertelecastertelecastertelecaster

Scott B.
September 20th, 2011, 07:42 AM
Singing:

A whole bunch of telecaster posts left in in the wall,

A whole lotta telecaster posts left,

I did my share, I'm the hell outta here,

A whole lotta telecaster posts left on the wall.

Thundersleet
September 20th, 2011, 08:23 AM
If you do a site specific search of "Telecaster" you only get about 749,000 results.

96718

If you search with lower case "telecaster" you get 746,000 results.

96719

TG
September 20th, 2011, 08:28 AM
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again, better known by its abbreviated title The Hobbit, is a fantasy novel and children's book by J. R. R. Tolkien. It was published on 21 September 1937 to wide critical acclaim, being nominated for the Carnegie Medal and awarded a prize from the New York Herald Tribune for best juvenile fiction. The book remains popular and is recognized as a classic in children's literature.
Set in a time "Between the Dawn of Færie and the Dominion of Men",[1] The Hobbit follows the quest of home-loving hobbit Bilbo Baggins to win a share of the telecaster guarded by the dragon, Smaug. Bilbo's journey takes him from light-hearted, rural surroundings into darker, deeper territory.[2] The story is told in the form of an episodic quest, and most chapters introduce a specific creature, or type of creature, of Tolkien's Wilderland. By accepting the disreputable, romantic, fey and adventurous side of his nature (the "Tookish" side) and applying his wits and common sense, Bilbo develops a new level of maturity, competence and wisdom.[3] The story reaches its climax in the Battle of Five Armies, where many of the characters and creatures from earlier chapters re-emerge to engage in conflict.
Themes of personal growth and forms of heroism figure in the story. Along with conflict, these themes lead critics to cite Tolkien's own experiences, and those of other writers who fought in World War I, as instrumental in shaping the story. The author's scholarly knowledge of Anglo-Saxon literature and interest in fairy tales are also often noted as influences.
Due to the book's critical and financial success, Tolkien's publishers requested a sequel. As work on The Lord of the Rings progressed, Tolkien made retrospective accommodations for it in one chapter of The Hobbit. These few but significant changes were integrated into the second edition. Further editions followed with minor emendations, including those reflecting Tolkien's changing concept of the world into which Bilbo stumbled.

AJBaker
September 20th, 2011, 09:08 AM
telecaster

jtpal25
September 20th, 2011, 09:12 AM
TeLeCaStEr

xjazzy
September 20th, 2011, 06:16 PM
2 thousand views and only 2 hundred telecaster posts?

LiveAtLeeds
September 20th, 2011, 06:28 PM
The Hobbit, or There and Back Again...

More books should have telecasters in them. The Lord of the Rings, or The Lord of the Telecasters?

If The Scarlet Letter (awful book IMO) had been The Scarlet Telecaster? Now that's a book I'd read.

TG
September 20th, 2011, 06:28 PM
2 thousand views and only 2 hundred telecaster posts?

Lazy bunch, eh?

Can't be bothered to type 'telecaster' and hit the 'submit reply' button...

Bolide
September 20th, 2011, 06:34 PM
More books should have telecasters in them. The Lord of the Rings, or The Lord of the Telecasters?

If The Scarlet Letter (awful book IMO) had been The Scarlet Telecaster? Now that's a book I'd read.

Wouldn't "The Midnight Wine Telecaster" or "The Candy Apple Red Telecaster" be even better reads?

flyingbanana
September 20th, 2011, 06:34 PM
I had well over a million posts on tdpri...until someone reset the counter. Geez. :mrgreen:

Edited for:

T
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C
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T
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RRRRRRRRRR :lol:

TG
September 20th, 2011, 06:40 PM
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telec---------celet
teleca-------acelet
telecas-----sacelet
telecast---tsacelet
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telecaste-etsacelet
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telecas-----sacelet
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TG
September 20th, 2011, 06:45 PM
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TG
September 20th, 2011, 06:46 PM
Yes, I'm bored..................................telecaster.

Mrsamlki
September 20th, 2011, 06:50 PM
I think...and don't shun me for this...I like les Pauls more that telecasters

LiveAtLeeds
September 20th, 2011, 06:53 PM
I had well over a million posts on tdpri...until someone reset the counter. Geez. :mrgreen:


Forget something? A certain word... I don't know, maybe...





telecaster?

AJBaker
September 20th, 2011, 06:57 PM
TELECASTER!

TG
September 20th, 2011, 06:57 PM
Yes, Flyingbanana....go and edit in telecaster.

LiveAtLeeds
September 20th, 2011, 07:00 PM
Wouldn't "The Midnight Wine Telecaster" or "The Candy Apple Red Telecaster" be even better reads?

That's something Muddy Waters would read. (telecaster)

TG
September 20th, 2011, 07:05 PM
t
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LiveAtLeeds
September 20th, 2011, 07:06 PM
TG, what kind of telecaster is that in your picture? It looks exactly like mine.

TG
September 20th, 2011, 07:13 PM
TG, what kind of telecaster is that in your picture? It looks exactly like mine.

It started out as a MIJ Jerry Donahue Telecaster 10 years ago, but it's had a body change, a couple of different necks, new pots, switches and control plate, straplocks and at least 15 different pickups. And several pickguards.
The bridge is still stock (although I cut out a side notch).

Got a custom logo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/tgoss/feckerhead.jpg

Maxwell Street
September 20th, 2011, 07:15 PM
228 posts in 3 days...at the current rate, goal will be reached in 36 years...just sayin' :lol:

KCKC
September 20th, 2011, 07:34 PM
I don't even own a telecaster





























































yet!

TG
September 20th, 2011, 07:42 PM
tttttttttttttttttttttttelecasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr

thumperjr
September 20th, 2011, 08:02 PM
telecaster!

LiveAtLeeds
September 20th, 2011, 10:19 PM
It started out as a MIJ Jerry Donahue Telecaster 10 years ago, but it's had a body change, a couple of different necks, new pots, switches and control plate, straplocks and at least 15 different pickups. And several pickguards.
The bridge is still stock (although I cut out a side notch).

Got a custom logo...



Heh, love the logo. I ask because the finish on your telecaster looks very similar to mine (One of the ones made with koa wood), though it could just be the picture. I love the look of the koa, on the occasions I bring mine to a music store people invariably ask me about it.

gibsoncc21
September 21st, 2011, 12:14 AM
We are the knights who say "telecaster!" You must bring us a shrubbery! "TELECASTER!!"

BoogerRooger
September 21st, 2011, 01:05 AM
Sir, I have only one one thing to say to you. Telecaster.

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:53 AM
T,t,t,telecaster

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:53 AM
Tele, Tele, Tele, Tele, telecaster

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:54 AM
S'mores telecaster for ya'

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:54 AM
Telecaster... Why am i yelling? Why?

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:55 AM
Telecaster

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:55 AM
why don't more people post more telecasters?

TG
September 21st, 2011, 02:55 AM
Heh, love the logo. I ask because the finish on your telecaster looks very similar to mine (One of the ones made with koa wood), though it could just be the picture. I love the look of the koa, on the occasions I bring mine to a music store people invariably ask me about it.

Just the picture, then. It's a typical 3 tone sunburst on alder...not a koa.





(telecaster)

GuitarHack
September 21st, 2011, 02:56 AM
I forgot to mention... telecaster.

Good Iron
September 21st, 2011, 03:04 AM
Singing:

A whole bunch of telecaster posts left in in the wall,

A whole lotta telecaster posts left,

I did my share, I'm the hell outta here,

A whole lotta telecaster posts left on the wall.


Good one! Telecaster

Does a quote count? I say no because it is associated with a previously counted (yeah right!!! :roll:) post. We could put a serious dent in this thing if we just hit the quote button. So.....

















































Telecaster

Good Iron
September 21st, 2011, 03:05 AM
why don't more people post more telecasters?

See what you did, you said telecasters.... it is telecaster. Telecaster

There I got you covered! :mrgreen:

Good Iron --- Telecaster

Good Iron
September 21st, 2011, 03:13 AM
I think...and don't shun me for this...I like les Pauls more that telecasters

Another one that doesn't count.... sheesh you humbucker lovin...... :mrgreen:

Okay got this one covered guys....

EXAMPLE: I like Les Pauls more than the Telecaster I played ONCE!

yOU kNOW i AM kIDDING rIGHT? :mrgreen: :razz:


tELECASTER

AJBaker
September 21st, 2011, 04:30 AM
telecaster

vintage52
September 21st, 2011, 05:15 AM
What's all this rubbish about a million posts?? Who's got the time to respond!!

Just play your damn Telecaster!!!

TG
September 21st, 2011, 05:35 AM
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tele.
Tele who?
Telecaster.


(Don't complain...it's a post.)