One MILLION posts !!

Although a telecaster is much more difficult to digest.

oops I was wanting someone else to get 1500... well I was going to stop after that last Telecaster post.... The big question is who is going to get 15,000! :shock:

A better man than me might not play a Telecaster, I would not hold it against him.

bored with this idea telecaster

Yea it has its challenges, sometimes it gets pretty good... usually when I am not posting! :mrgreen:

















Telecaster

Alrighty then... Ace "Frehley is not known for playing a Telecaster or a" Ventura.

It may be Telecaster good morning for you all but it is early morning for me in La La LA and I have not been to sleep yet, so I am gonna catch a few zzzz's and dream of a Telecaster or something.

And truly sorry for the lame posts.... some days are better than others - kind of like guitars.

We built this city with a telecaster

And a good amp to plug the Telecaster in to. :wink:

OK, Telecaster Dreamin on such a winter's day. Goodnight Gladys, on that midnight train. Peace and all that.

Telecaster

Its another Telecaster Sunrise

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better Telecaster player.

Energy and a Telecaster conquer all things.

Wot TG ? No Telecaster ??

Telecaster Attacks!

It so simple I wish I had thought of it, Telecaster.

might get another telecaster

Best idea I have heard all day. Telecaster, air, food, water... all necessary in my opinion. :grin:

Best idea I have heard all day. Telecaster, air, food, water... all necessary in my opinion. :grin:

+1 Sometimes, all I need is the air that I breathe and my Tele . . .

Wot TG ? No Telecaster ??

Yup...no telecaster. Got a bunch of other guitars including a Gibson LP Junior Special which I find has become my main onstage guitar.
I never used teles at home anyway...only onstage...so they just sat under the bed.
So swapped them away.

Also have had hand/wrist trouble and the ergonomics of a tune-a-matic bridge seem to suit me better.
But joints are getting better lately (stopped eating fruit...something to do with fruit sugars and acids, it seems) so might get a tele again if one turns up.

Funny how people change.

Even a Telecaster may be purchased at too high a price.

For having lived long, I have experienced many instances of being obliged, by better information or fuller consideration, to change opinions, even on important subjects, which I once thought right but found to be otherwise. And yet never have I swayed in my sincere admiration of the simple elegance of the Telecaster.

Well it looks like we have a long way to go here so I was wondering....
I have just realized that my telecaster is nameless...
i was thinking of Blondie..
what have you named your telecaster?

Hide not your Telecaster. It for use was made.

The Telecaster is a much better product than OxyClean

Telec@ster.

Stairway to Telecaster

Well it looks like we have a long way to go here so I was wondering....
I have just realized that my telecaster is nameless...
i was thinking of Blondie..
what have you named your telecaster?

The name is going to change, but I don't know to what yet... it will come when it arrives. Things like that just happen. The reason for the name change is that another guitar is assuming the name because because because....

because of the wonderful things it does...

The Telecaster is a masterful thing and it doesn't care what name you name it, it doesn't care if you play it, it jdc.

Telecaster is Painless

The name is going to change but The Song Remains the Same, and it will be played on a.....










Telecaster

April in Telecaster

An American in Telecaster

Rick: [to Ilsa] "I wouldn't bring up Telecaster if I were you, it's poor salesmanship."

Telecaster's Travels

Pirates of the Telecaster

The Green Telecaster

Analyze Telecaster

Forest Telecaster

Ben Telecaster

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Planet of the Telecaster

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yea it happened twice!

Telecaster

The Passion of St Telecaster

The Last Telecaster

Telecaster to end all telecasters

I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of their Telecaster.

If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his Telecaster count.

Leisure is the time for playing your Telecaster.

The eloquence lingers, evening cools, a sunset tale encircles rainbows

A moose once bit my telecaster...

The eloquence lingers, evening cools, a sunset tale encircles rainbows

** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT **

He didn't say Telecaster!


** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT ** ** ALERT **

We need one kind Squire or Maiden to bestow a retroactive Telecaster here or this thread might possibly... well I even shutter to think... :mrgreen:

you forgot to include Telecaster in your post
...but a nice little verse there tjalla! :cool:

The quality of a Telecaster remains long after the cost savings over a Strat is forgotten.

Three coins in a fountain, but the rest of my money is in Telecasters.

The eloquence lingers, evening cools, a sunset tale encircles rainbows

*sigh*

The
Eloquence
Lingers
Evening
Cools
A
Sunset
Tale
Encircles
Rainbows

Surely a telecaster by any other name would twang just as sweet.

Bridge of Telecasters

Bridge over the river Telecaster

*sigh*

The
Eloquence
Lingers
Evening
Cools
A
Sunset
Tale
Encircles
Rainbows

Surely a telecaster by any other name would twang just as sweet.

I am a little twitchy on that alert button.... just be glad I play a Telecaster and I am not in charge of any missile silos! :roll:

But really sorry... I am a little dense. :neutral:

Bridge over Telecaster waters

Don't Telecaster your bridges

Todd Bridges never played a Telecaster

Slingblade wants fries with his Telecaster

oh oh..... I'm not gonna do it, I have an early call tomorrow... sorry :sad:

It'll have to be another page not page 40... if I didn't have to be up and totally alert I would go for it but I can not.

Telecaster

I'd rather have a new telecaster than an epi-phon-eee.

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and get a Telecaster too late.

The discontented man has not a Telecaster.

With the immense number of Telecaster guitars there are, I am surprised people are not generally happier.

I often forget a period on the end of my Telecaster quips. :oops:

After a little tinkering and taking apart a few times my non-Telecaster guitar, I got the front neck pickup to respond... I think the switch is suspect.

There is only one thing better than a Telecaster... uh ...well ...yeah it's... well I can't really think of it right now, carry on. :arrow:

4:13 Telecaster - This is the B side! :mrgreen:

telecaster post 1571

ALA tjalla,

Tenacious enduring lumber engages callus and sturdy tones, equipment’s retro

:mrgreen:

But I like yours better!

Tres Telecaster Tortillas

Quatre Telecaster guacamole dips

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Telecaster today

telecaster post 1576

998,424 more Telecasters to post
998,424 more Telecasters
Write one down, pass it on down,
998,423 more Telecasters to post

I say we are moving on 2000... this is the best we can hope for in this all but strange Telecaster posting mad house.

In the big picture, 2000 is a lot.... in this thread not so much :roll:



oh yeah.... Telecaster

I am pretty happy about the ratio of posts to views though... people who view post Telecaster posts at least.

Could be anything but I am sure Telecaster has something to do with it.

Goodnight Telecaster....

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Whatever - I am Telecaster going to Telecaster bed Telecaster now... Telecaster! :mrgreen:

hey wow... I just past 500 of my own Telecaster posts! pat on the back for me!

hey wow... I just past 500 of my own Telecaster posts! pat on the back for me!

Telecaster pat pat...

The door of wisdom is held open by a Telecaster.

If we change the name of the thread to 'One Million Telecaster Views' we'd be a lot further by now.

Telecaster post 1588

Not telecaster post 8851.

Our Telecaster is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

Unfortunately, not one of our presidents has ever played a telecaster. which is really too bad because we would be much better off if our presidents played telecaster.

Unfortunately, not one of our presidents has ever played a telecaster. which is really too bad because we would be much better off if our presidents played telecaster.

+1 Make Telecasters, not War

Not telecaster post 8851.

LMAO Thank you!!! Man without Telecaster... for the moment... :wink:

Very good Telecaster tracks today... I know when I am tired something might have happened right.

What if all the world's leaders had a big ol Telecaster Jam.... on second thought, what a mess that would be. Never mind. :oops:

Never underestimate charts for your Telecaster parts. Schnabs or otherwise :mrgreen:

998,404 more Telecasters to post
998,404 more Telecasters
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998,403 more Telecasters to post

I am compelled to mention what really great Telecaster posts Culver City Mike has been offering us simpletons (or should I speak for myself… yes I better) thanks Mike!!!

Not going unnoticed here in the “Valley” Mike!

Creedence Telecaster Revival

Led Telecaster

The Rolling Telecasters

The Beach Telecasters

Telecasters at Work

Pink Telecaster

Van Telecaster

Telecaster Temple Pilots

Earth, Telecasters, and Fire

Bob Marley and the Telecasters

Fleetwood Telecaster

The Telecaster Hendrix Experience

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young Telecaster

Bruce Springsteen and the Tele Street Band

The Grateful Telecasters

Guns 'N Teles

Dire Telecasters

Red Hot Chilli Teles

King Telecaster Crimson

The Talking Teles

Telecaster Funkadelic

Telecaster Chicks

Pearl Telecaster

David Bowie and the Telecasters from Mars

The Beastie Teles

Telecasters Against the Machine

nrand...you're supposed to write 'telecaster'. 'Tele' doesn't count...

Deep Telecaster

nrand...you're supposed to write 'telecaster'. 'Tele' doesn't count...
Tele is perfectly good 'Strine' - down here we shorten everything!
I'll say three Hail Mary's and call you in the morning - Telecaster

Buffalo Telecaster

Frank Zappa and the Telecasters of Invention

The Telecaster Five

Telecaster and the Dominos

Iron Telecaster

Black Eyed Teles

The Velvet Telecaster

Telecasterhead

Motley Telecaster

Telecaster Thievery Corporation

Melvin and the Blue Telecasters

Judas Telecaster

The Telecasters [pick a band]

Isaac Hayes and the Telecasters

Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say "infinitely" when you mean "very"; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about your Telecaster.

And remember, no matter where you go, you are nowhere without your Telecaster.

Never use a telecaster to drive in fence posts. It has a detrimental effect on the resale value.

Telecasters are unsuitable for use as cavity wall insulation. It is also extremely uneconomic.

Telecasters can be used as cattle prods, but it can sometimes result in tuner malfunction.

Keeping a telecaster in the boot/trunk of your car can be useful in the event of a sudden breakdown of civilization. It makes a handy weapon for hunting small food animals and fending off marauding hordes. Try to avoid using it as fuel unless absolutely necessary.

The lower bout of a telecaster is a surprisingly ergonomic teething tool for infants.

I cut my teeth on a Telecaster

I cut my telecaster on a tooth.

I pay for my teeth with a Telecaster

I can sink my teeth into Telecaster tone

The Telecaster is one with anything

A Telecaster is all you really need, but other things are nice too.

I wonder what date page 50 will be on? That is more than a few Telecaster posts... hey I need something to look forward to, I basically don't have a life. :neutral:

Telecaster guitars do not have teeth but they sure do bite! (in a good way :wink:)

Are there any telecaster s on tv tonight?

998,343 more Telecasters to post
998,343 more Telecasters
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998,342 more Telecasters to post

More uses for a Telecaster:
A pool cue

More uses for a Telecaster:
Two Telecaster bodies make for a fine pair of boxing gloves.

More uses for a Telecaster:
A Telecaster makes a really awesome flyswatter

More uses for a Telecaster:
A golf-club for the athletically challenged

More uses for a Telecaster:
A violin bow

More uses for a Telecaster:
Musical Ice Hockey Stick

More uses for a Telecaster:
Wear it on your head and run round shouting, "I'm wearing a Telecaster!"

More uses for a Telecaster:
Measure the circumference of a room by swinging it.

Another use for a Telecaster:
Tie some horse hair on the headstock and to the strap pin and give it to your son for when he asks for a pet.

Another use for a Telecaster:
Use the Body for a Discus Fish decoy

Another use for a Telecaster:
Bury 50 of them head first and name it Telecaster Ranch

Another use for a Telecaster body:
Novelty toilet seat cover

Another Use for a Telecaster:
Put one in the middle of the road when you need to stop traffic.

Another use for a Telecaster:
A skimboard

Another use for a Telecaster:
Dress a body up as a steak and serve to the inlaws.

Another use for a Telecaster:
Serve with Jam

I saw a couple of telecasters on Rockwiz tonight. James Black was playing his butterscotch blonde Fernandes and Dave Dobbyn was playing a 2 tone sunburst American Deluxe.

Another use for a Telecaster:
A paperweight

Hey nrand, I dunno about this but have you ever tried using a telecaster as a guitar?

Another use for a Telecaster:
A parachute

I came home from work today and my 10 year old daughter was playing my acoustic. It was way too big for her so I let her use my sunburst telecaster.

Another use for a Telecaster:
Use two for snow shoes

998,320 more Telecasters to post
998,320 more Telecasters
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998,319 more Telecasters to post

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A superior Telecaster is modest in appearance, but exceeds in its action.

Telecaster production will never catch up with the demand for it.

Better a Telecaster with a flaw than an ES-335 without.

Telecaster; one is too many, one more is never enough.

Will the 1,000,000 Telecaster posts take much longer .

Yet another uninstpired Telecaster post

Little black dress, little blackguard telecaster, each essential in its own way.

Hey mister tele man, tele me banana. Daylight come and TELECASTER!!

Another Use for a Telecaster:
Tamworth Telecaster Lamington - remove Telecaster neck and hardware, dip in a vat of chocolate icing and coat generously with coconut. Reassemble and hang on guitar rack to dry.

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Making music

Another Use for a Telecaster:

life enjoyment

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Tears of Joy

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Amazement

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Sharing with friends

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Paying bills

Another Use for a Telecaster:

spending your money

Will the 1,000,000 Telecaster posts take much longer .

yes it will.... it definitely will...





Telecaster

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Finding the perfect balance of "not too much delay" :mrgreen:

Another Use for a Telecaster:

groove in harmony with the funky organ guy

Another Use for a Telecaster:

being in the face of the producer at all times

Another Use for a Telecaster:

Ego stroke ability as you are the only one who really doesn't need any EQ

Another Use for a Telecaster:

play it and leave... it just sounds good... no need for edits

Less than seven pages to page fifty... any guess on what date this will fall on?


Telecaster

Less than seven pages to page fifty... any guess on what date this will fall on?

Possibly it will occur with some sort of celestial event or merely with the posting of the word Telecaster.

nrand's observation....

998,320 more Telecasters to post
998,320


WOW WEE GA ZOWIE - Really?

That is a whole lot of Telecaster posts to go.... what shall we ever think of?

Telecaster I use weighs in at seven pounds and I bought an after market Japanese neck plate for it cuz my youngest likes the image on the plate... I haven't put it on yet.

It is purely cosmetic and if it doesn't change the awesomeness of the guitar I will "mod" it in this way. If the tone is compromised then... bye bye to it.


EDIT: :oops:

TELECASTER :wink:

Possibly it will occur with some sort of celestial event or merely with the posting of the word Telecaster.

Yes I suppose the "word" Telecaster is a prerequisite to page fifty as page 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11_12,13, 14,__ 15,__ 16,___ 17,____ 18,_____ 19,_____20, --- 10,000, ad.lib, were/are. Not to be drab but will the TDPRI be around for the big 1 MILLION? i MEAN... is THEre NOT a expIRaTION ON MOST thINGs? I kNOw I HaVe oNe :shock:

Telecaster

A Telecaster played through any Fender Electric Instruments MFG. Co. tweed covered amp should be experienced at least once in ones lifetime in my opinion... It's kinda like jumping out of a plane but way much better! and a whole lot safer mostly... :cool:

A Telecaster without a case is just fine if it has a designated spot

A Telecaster and a guitar player is a perfect match

There is not much you can't do musically with a Telecaster guitar in tow

A Telecaster is not merely a back-up guitar but it makes a great one, if needed.

Over 20 posts for me this fine morning... I am working today and it will be on a Stratocaster I think?... I know, I know.... sacrilege but the vibrato is a necessary component (or at least easier <- yeah am I wimpy?) to this thing... I might do the ol push and yank on the Telecaster and see how that goes. :idea:

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, via the Telecaster, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.

Every Telecaster has beauty, but not everyone sees it.

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I play my Telecaster and I understand

If we don't know the Telecaster, how can we know anything?

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I play my Telecaster and I understand

One of the better guitar players I played with in my early twenties was a guy named Timmy Teele and I am not sure he is alive - destructive dude. He played left handed on a right hand guitar, good writer as well. He didn't play a Telecaster, or maybe he did.... I was pretty self-absorbed - some things haven't change have they? :razz:

Teelcaster got me going on that.... I see you have corrected the typo.

Again... really? ... REALLY? :shock:

I gotta go to work.... :cry:

Well I am packing up the Telecaster. Wow... :confused:

Working on Super bowl Sunday - It is just a solo section... I haven't got it yet, this is why I am going in - :sad:


Telecaster

strats suck telecaster's rule

strats suck telecaster's rule

huh? :confused:

The Telecaster guitar is a marvel I will say that!

I'm sure I heard a Telecaster guitar in tonight's Super Bowl half time show. It was not seen but certainly heard. What a lot of work for 12 minutes... my opinion it paid off. She did good. :cool:

As with any Madonna adventure (This is only my opinion) there is just too much going on for my brain to process all at once. I was in Vegas and I at the last minute went to her show and my brain just basically shut down. Way too much going on for a simple mind like mine.

Telecasters don't fail, people do

Telecaster guitars kick Ash! :mrgreen:

Even my pet manatee likes it when I play my telecaster

Glad to see Telecaster folk are for the cause...

http://www.savethemanatee.org/

Telecaster are good.

Looking for 1800 (in more ways than one :mrgreen:) but have my eye on 2000 and of course... the ever elusive 1,000,000 Telecaster post

1733 telecaster

If you look at your Telecaster and you find nothing wrong there, what is there to worry about?

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you arrive at a Telecaster.

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

TELECASTER

A lemon chiffon telecaster is a telecaster nonetheless

When will I find the right Telecaster?

CC

Stay the course, fight the good fight, play the Telecaster.

Does this telecaster make my donkey look fat?

When will I find the right Telecaster?

CC

When it is in perfect balance with the left Telecaster