One MILLION posts !!

1001 telecasters
1001 posts cosmic

Next stop one million Telecaster posts....

Awesome
Telecaster

This would be a sad sad world If no one had a Telecaster. It would be even sadder if I didn't have one.

It IS a Binary world and we need more zeros to make it to "One MILLION posts" - yes I am talking about digits! :razz:

But let's all give our telecaster tote'n backs a pat to at least have made it to 1000 posts. Anyone gonna do the math on this one? Carry on. have a great day, afternoon, or evening! Peace on Earth today!

Maybe I get my pickup working and figure out my tension issue on the Stratocaster later. wheee!!!

Good Iron

It took about 100 days to get to 1000 Telecaster posts. At that rate I calculate we'd reach 1 million in about 274 years. If we post 10 times as fast, we could get there in only 27.4 years.

I'll tell you what baffles me - this thread has been viewed nearly 10,000 times but only has 1000+ posts - does that mean some folk are looking at what's going on and then leaving without posting the word Telecaster?! How dare they? We don't have 27.4 years let alone 274!!:lol::wink:

Who dares wins . .
Telecaster!

This is what we call a Missouri Telecaster ride

I'll tell you what baffles me - this thread has been viewed nearly 10,000 times but only has 1000+ posts - does that mean some folk are looking at what's going on and then leaving without posting the word Telecaster?! How dare they? We don't have 27.4 years let alone 274!!:lol::wink:

I've done this a couple of times now.:oops:

Telecaster!!!

CC

Counting down to the Great Tamworth Telecaster Gathering next month.

Counting down to the Great Tamworth Telecaster Gathering next month.

Yeah! Have fun, are you gonna bring your telecaster along? Yep that is a silly question, but we all know why I asked it don't we? heck ya!

Thanks tgfmike for doing the math, it doesn't look very good at this time does it? Hey we are very much neighbors if your location is correctamundo, of course you are a westsider and I a lowly Valley person… but don’t hold that against me I am a very good guy. Peace, maybe we do a coffee or something. Okay... We’ll keep it open.

Onwards and upwards - it's apparently a long way to... "One MILLION posts"

Have a Happy Telecaster New Year. May you be prosperous and arrive at that point when you need one more Telecaster and may that point be often.

My telecaster and I plan to split a bottle of bubbly on New Years Eve

Happy Telecaster to you, until we meet again.
Happy Telecaster to you, keep smiling on 'til then.

How can Elvis be the King of Rock and Roll if he never sang about or played a Telecaster?

It's a Telecaster thing, you wouldn't understand. Oh wait..yeah you guys get it.

I'm in for the long haul, Telecaster and back two times a week.

Happy new telecaster

One Telecaster
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3182/2962251877_7390d93d26.jpg

Two Telecaster
http://www.mylespaul.com/forums/members/jonesy-albums-new-tele-body-projects-picture30577-ash-red-teles.jpg

Red Telecaster
http://www.eddievegas.com/images/products/11f71397f76d1a8dfcf1b7932f706e10.jpg

Blue Telecaster
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/4510419017_a2b1289321.jpg

Hello to 2012 - another whole year of Telecaster fun!

mike, me likee that red telecaster very much.

I also liked the "one fish, two fish" reference :cool:

A Telecaster New Year to all!

How can Elvis be the King of Rock and Roll if he never sang about or played a Telecaster?

Oh Elvis plays a Telecaster:http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/elviscostello/wellmonttheater/7.jpg

I'm really off this time .... like a mistuned Telecaster.

Yes Mike, I agree with Hoodie on this (but I don't have a favorite, I like them all equally). Really nice guitars you have there! I see that they are all telecasters.

Which is your favorite telecaster this moment, even though you say you are really off.

YOu know someone, I don't remember who, said to me once about solos, that when you think you played a solo poorly you probably didn't, and when you think you played a solo great you probably did.

Metronome might help? :razz:

"I'm really off this time .... like a mistuned Telecaster" is a take-off on song lyrics that Hoodie posted in the Apparently thread.

None of those one, two, red, blue Teles are mine. I only have the two in my avatar. My favorite is the black MIM.


And, lest I forget the point of this thread - TELECASTER!

Mike, doesn't your telecoustic count as a telecaster?

Mike, doesn't your telecoustic count as a telecaster?
No according to the OP of the Tele Headcount thread. I guess I agree: hollow body, acoustic bridge and acoustic transducer = not a Telecaster.

Deep Telecaster
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac284/nrand_photos/Baritone%20TeleJag%20hybrid/TeleBaritone_7.jpg
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac284/nrand_photos/Baritone%20TeleJag%20hybrid/TeleBaritone_5.jpg
http://i908.photobucket.com/albums/ac284/nrand_photos/Baritone%20TeleJag%20hybrid/FenderTeleParts_28.jpg

My love is like a telecaster cranked to 10

"I'm really off this time .... like a mistuned Telecaster" is a take-off on song lyrics that Hoodie posted in the Apparently thread.

Well, then I am really off this time! Telecaster

*makes a post with the word "Telecaster" in it*

I find this interesting; I noticed this in another epic thread decided to copy and paste...

Make up a lie about the poster above you!
________21,163 posts________255,666 views________Epic Threads

At this time, this is the "posts to view ratio" shown and it is approximately close to what this thread is, maybe it is not uncommon for this phenomenon to occur. It is roughly 10:1. Basic math is not a strong suit for me... :mrgreen:

So, we are a long way from 21,000 much less 1,000,000 - - - *makes a post with the word "Telecaster" in it* posts. I love my telecaster is sounds really good. Good day Telecaster! :cool:

The one thing that really bothers me about STAR TREK's idea about the future - No Telecasters!

You'd think Dr McCoy would have a Telecaster in Sick Bay.

Oh Telecaster I long to see you.

While it is just the beginning of the year, I've already had several encounters with my Telecaster. At the present rate, I could possibly exceed 365 by the end of the year.

In an effort to keep a thread moving that seems to be stuck I'll just have to use my trusty Telecaster thread detangler

In an effort to keep a thread moving that seems to be stuck I'll just have to use my trusty Telecaster thread detangler
Thank you fior helping with your trusty Telecaster thread detangler.

I can't believe we are only at 1043 posts with Telecaster in them. We have a long, long way to go.

I can't believe we are only at 1043 posts with Telecaster in them. We have a long, long way to go.

"One MILLION posts" with the word Telecaster in every post. A very ambitious goal indeed.

With 7 billion people in the world (or close to that or maybe a little more, I don't know) this could get done very quickly, however yes... on our way to 1,100... whoppee. And what goal is this, to crash the server? I think an Epic thread is one with 500 or more posts in it, right? Correct me if I am wrong but I think this is a fact here at TDPRI 500 posts make an epic.

I also wonder what of our Scottish Internet friend who started this thread? The OP last post on the 2nd of December 2011 stated “one Telecaster closer to one million”. A more realistic goal might have been "One THOUSAND posts", or even more ambitious than that... "One HUNDRED THOUSAND posts", but "One MILLION posts" is a pretty insane goal, certifiably insane. Note: The goal is certifiably insane, not the OP. :razz:

So this is quite a perspective that there are “only” just over a thousand, and I share this perspective but… “One THOUSAND posts” is a lot. “Make up a lie about the poster above you!” has the most at 21,180 and counting at the present time, and there are two others tied at 215 (I do not know how these got into the epic thread forum and apparently I do not know the rules and what makes a epic thread epic).

By the way the “Make up a lie about the poster above you!” thread was started June 24th, 2009, 04:44 PM by a Canadian Telecaster lover that goes by the name Swee tone.

Anybody care to do the math on this? I wonder how we fair in comparison to the “I’ve got the most posts” thread that hasn’t been started yet by me... and I wonder what is the pace of the “Make up a lie about the poster above you!” thread compared to the "One MILLION posts” thread. Is it just about the same, in close to three years will we see over 20,000 posts here, that is if everyone keeps posting to it?

Surely the “Make up a lie about the poster above you!” thread is something to aspire to and is over two years in the making so they clearly have the Internet thread posting advantage here on TDPRI. If you are still reading this then you about as crazy as me to still be writing to it… over and out. Just insanity really… telecaster

One small step for posting, one giant step for Telecaster.

One more Telecaster post. 0.0001% closer to 1 million.

BTW - according to the statistics near the bottom of the main forum page (http://www.tdpri.com/forum/index.php), there are currently 3,778,675 posts here at tdpri. Wait, make that 3,778,678.

Wow! I didn't know about that "Telecaster Guitar Forum Statistics" window.... Kul :cool:

I think the key to it is to have a core group of posters who are dedicated to pushing this thread along. That's the experience in the Liars thread. Part of the charm of the Liars thread is it is an opportunity for folks to stretch and express their imagination as they make each post. Sure, some posts are quite tame in comparison, but every now and then a theme will be presented that will be developed by the posters, until it reaches legendary or cult status within the thread itself. Two classic examples of this are the "Dinsdale" and "Manatee" themes.

For the "One MILLION posts !!" thread to continue into the future it needs, as I said before, the dedication of the posters here at the TDPRI. Luckily the thread itself is in the right place in the Epic Threads sub-forum. If it were still in the Bad Dog Cafe it would be doomed to sink to the bottom of the mire, following the fate of all other posts there. Happily there are folk here in Epic Threads who are happy to push things along.

But in saying that for an Epic Thread to be truly successful it needs to be worth reading and participating in. By that I mean merely posting "the word", in a hit and run attempt to get it across the line, is doomed to fail, as there is little reason for readers to drop in if all they see is post after post of "the word".

What I'm proposing here is that people invest a little time and effort into getting this thread up and running, if it is to live up to the standard set by its big brother the Liars thread.

Oh, and one more thing before I go. Telecaster.

Twang Dang Telecaster thang

Never before in the annals of Telecaster have so few been asked to do so much for so little.

HoodieMcFoodie states: [in regard to the very popular "Make up a lie about the poster above you" thread ...Sure, some posts are quite tame in comparison, but every now and then a theme will be presented that will be developed by the posters, until it reaches legendary or cult status within the thread itself. Two classic examples of this are the "Dinsdale" and "Manatee" themes...

So I am guessing here (I think i know the game) that I could have went two potato, three potato, four potato more...??? that sort of thing when tgfmike started that theme? Of course I realize the potatoes <- is that the Dinsdale... I mean Dan Quayle spelling? IDK, maybe I outta drop out, I am a little dense for all this :confused:

But seriously I get you and what you are saying, a thread is only interesting if it is interesting, if it isn't then it just is not - the word Telecaster is many things to many people so it would stand to reason there should be some really interesting stuff here. Time will tell if it continues on and gets good occasionally. I'm tired, and I am out. :arrow:

So I am guessing here (I think i know the game) that I could have went two potato, three potato, four potato more...??? that sort of thing when tgfmike started that theme?

Yeah that's the idea. Substituted words in quotes, pop culture references, any of that sort of stuff. Take a theme from a previous post and put your own spin on it. Anything to mix it up instead of just saying "the word".

Well it's late here too so I shall wish you all good telecaster for now.

P.S. Oh I forgot to mention in my previous post about the camaraderie that exists between the regular posters in the Liars thread. Some good friendships have come out of the thread as a result. We may say the most outrageous things about each other at times, but it's never malicious and always done in a sense of fun and playfulness. Anyone that comes in with any nastiness soon gets sorted out.

There isn't much of anything better than a Telecaster.

I understand Telecasters, but can Hoodie please explain that again? Wait, I get it. Be interesting and include Telecaster in the topic. That seems easy. I suppose there could be neat Phatom Telecaster page turns and maybe a tread jump mixing a lie with a Telecaster. Oh no, sohouldn't do that. Let me think about it a while.

I know. I'll go play my Telecaster and worry about it tomorrow.

Three score and three years ago Leo and George brought forth on this continent, and others, a new axe, conceived in economy, and dedicated to the proposition that not all twang is created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great guitar marketing war, testing whether that notion, or any notion, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are innundated by a great deal of cheap imports, yet we have continued to carve our niche, an enduring portion of that field, as an enduring symbol for those who here devote their lives that that notion might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this space. The committed players, living and pretending, who journal here, have consecrated it, far above the power or mere words to add or detract. The wider world may little note, nor long remember what we say here, but thanks to cyberspace we can never forget what Leo and George did, nor edit our own regrettable comments once certain statutes have expired.

It is for us the living, henceforth, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who brought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored before us we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this notion, named Telecaster, shall always breathe the new breath of freedom—and that the name of the Telecaster, by the Telecaster, for the Telecaster, shall not perish from the earth.

You're once,.....
Twice......
3x a Telecaster....

nrand - The Telecaster Address is awesome.

And just for good measure - Telecaster.

15 hours without any posts to this 1 million Telecaster posts thread? At this rate it will take 14879 years!

Friends, Romans, fellow TDPRI'ers lend me your ears. I come here not to bury the Telecaster but to praise it.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many Telecasters took your breath away - shing xiong

Never give your Telecasters to anyone.

A sad thing in life is when you find the Telecaster that
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was
never meant to be and you just have to let go.

Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for bling,
even that fades away. Go for something gives you
twang - it takes only a Telecaster to make a dark note
seem bright.

Never give your Telecasters to anyone.

Amen!

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and play like you've always had a Telecaster..

A Telecaster is what we ask for when we already know the answer.

Our attitude toward Telecaster determines Telecaster's attitude towards us.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter play Telecasters.

Don't cry because it's broken, smile because it was a Telecaster.

Be the Telecaster that you wish to see in the world.

You only live once, but if you had a Tele, once is enough.

If you practice the Telecaster, you don't have to remember anything.

In one word I can sum up everything I've learned about life: Telecaster.

A Telecaster is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

I can't help but wonder if 10,000 posts would have been more realistic.

Oh, and .... telecaster.

To play a Telecaster in a world that is constantly trying to make you play something else is the greatest accomplishment.

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The Telecasters. The round necks in the square pockets. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can strum them, bend them, amplify or distort them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because Telecasters and their players bring twang to the world. They push the human musical experience west-ward. And while some may see us as the lost ones, we know we are genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can save the world, are the ones who do.

At the doorway I paused; then I reflected. I approached, then I reached. I played, and I listened. I smiled. A few thoughts about my Telecaster.

Hi 10,000 posts... uh I mean 1,000,000 posts :confused::?::!:

I am off to see an awesome group of people play at the Baked Potato tonight out here where I live. I have heard about this band since it's original thought, I don't know anyone in this band, but the aliens :roll: told me about it. :mrgreen:

Sorry TGF, I just got a call on this or I would have told you about it.

I hope the guitar player (pretty sure he is the leader(quote inside quotes)... HE IS the leader), will play a Telecaster! but he may not, I will report.

btw... it is a nine piece heavy metal jazz band; and quite honestly I have had this as a concept for at least 35 years and this guy IS DOING IT!!!

I guess I had the idea planted as many ideas are planted in many fingers of humankind so as to have them actually happen, this is the way things work.

This hereby copyrighted here and now in original form - owned by me. :cool:

GI forgot to put Telecaster in his post. I hope he comes back and edits it.

edit: I obviously need better glasses - GI had Telecaster in there just fine.

GI forgot to put Telecaster in his post. I hope he comes back and edits it.


I did have Telecaster in my post TGFmike, but no capital T... so it doesn't count; it's fixed by capitalization of T-ness.

Now get this... I got to the Baked Potato for the second show (set) and nope the leader was not playing the guitar parts, but he can play guitar and other instruments equally well, really great charts, great band, he was playing that Akai Ewi thingy and he was smoking on that thing.

So... the amazing thing besides me actually knowing a couple people in the band and being totally surprise by some of the people who showed up to listen --- But that is really sorta completely normal to be surprised by the surprising people you wouldn't expect to show up where you are - so that is not so weird actually, whatever moving on... :arrow:

Guitar player is playing a Telecaster and btw sounds fantastic, looked like a 52 re-issue to me, but I didn't ask him about it we talked about "not gear" stuff. So I comment and I find out that he normally plays a Stratocaster in this band because he uses the Vibrato Arm. I have met this guy before but I couldn’t really place him, I sense he felt the same of me. Whatever, he is a very nice guy and we had good conversation.

What happened is, he broke a string mid-gig, (I am assuming first set) and just used his back up guitar rather than re-stringing for the second set. Of course I don't know the full story and don't care to know but I did commend him on having such a great back-up! :mrgreen: I think he said something like these are bulletproof and I countered with yea, it’s a weapon if required.

So that is it, when I see them again I suspect the Stratocaster might be in use and not the Telecaster. The universe is quite a wonderful large mystery. I would love to find a place in this band somehow, unique concept, great players, and a whole lot of fun. Just smokin indeed. I am very tired… again… so over and out. Debut gig of Dogg Mansion, glad I went.

GI

I did have Telecaster in my post TGFmike, but no capital T... so it doesn't count; it's fixed by capitalization of T-ness.

And here I've already broken my resolution to never comment on someone else's post. :oops:

Telecaster.

Speed sighting Telecaster's, Doc Mike sometimes misses a Telecaster here and there. Perhaps Telecaster's should be color coded for easy identification. Never mind Butterscotch Teles works just fine.

Telecaster

Hey it's okay to forget your glasses if have the charts memorized , but don't forget your (and this is just for you Mike :razz:) Telecaster :lol:

Telecaster
Telecaster <<<< white
Telecaster

This morning at work I served 45 customers, and not a single one of them said "Telecaster"

Is this the thread where you post without reading any of the other posts?

Oh, and um, Telecaster.

Actually no, but I'm hoping it will be here in the Epic Threads section soon. Telecaster.

Telecaster. What more needs to be said?

Telecaster. What more needs to be said?
Telecaster

Is this where I say telecaster?

Sonic doodling on me Telecaster.

If you don't have a Telecaster you will settle for anything.

Outside of a dog, a Tele is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to see.

A day without Telecaster is like, you know, night.

That which is not Telecaster us makes us weaker

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a Telecaster, must be intolerably dull.

We are all in the gutter, but at least some of us are playing a Telecaster.

There is a natural aristocracy among guitars. The standard is Telecaster.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for Telecaster.

A Telecaster will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.

Without a Telecaster I can do nothing.

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure you are playing a Telecaster when it happens.

Happiness consists of three things; Telecaster, Telecaster and Telecaster.

The thing that counts most in the pursuit of happiness is choosing the right Telecaster.

GAS for a Telecaster is nothing but voluntary madness

The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but Telecaster.

No four words have greater power than 'I have a Telecaster.'

When it becomes more difficult to suffer than give in -- then you will buy a Telecaster.

No one can cheat you out of a Telecaster but yourself.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by having a Telecaster.

(Yep, I'm about to emulate nrand.)

There is no such thing as a bad Telecaster.

Few are those who see the Telecaster as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.

Once in a while you will stumble upon a Telecaster but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.

If you are going to go through hell, bring your Telecaster.

You have a Telecaster? Good.

A Telecaster is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to be a Telecaster.

You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Telecaster

To Telecaster or not to Telecaster is a silly question.

A Telecaster guitar is the one thing everyone should try at least once.

I can't imagine a life without a Telecaster.

The Telecaster guitar rules..... dude :cool:

Some are good, some are great, all look awesome, I just ate, the Telecaster guitar just needs a set of strings, a quick wipe down, and a fret dress every once in a while.

How perfect is that which we call Telecaster?

1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 22 seconds..... my Telecaster guitar waits for no one.

I love my Telecaster I think I am going to make a recording with it today.... yeah!

Just think we could be talking about our Broadcaster guitars and not our Telecaster guitars, of course we would love them just the same.

There is nothing like the smell of Telecaster in the morning.

O Telecaster Telecaster wherefore art thou Telecaster?

Yes I realize some of these have been done before I am a little dense! :mrgreen:

Don't let your mouth speak unless your Telecaster can cover the check.

This little Telecaster thread might crash this server yet... but... we... don't.. want... to telecaster.... do ..... that...... t e l e c a s t e

Okay good we are back up! Telecaster!!!!!

Thank TDPRI (otherwise known as THE Telecaster forum of all forums) for getting us back up so quickly, by adding another stick of Telecaster to the main frame. :razz:

Okay now I move to playing a Telecaster instead of writing funny quips with its name in the beginning, middle or end of said quip.

When packing for a long trip --- don't forget your Telecaster because you can always pick up a toothbrush at the nearest drugstore.

Telecaster guitars are like a good woman, not everyone has one.

It is a funny thing when a man can't control his Telecaster guitar.

How many Telecaster guitars does it take to screw in a light bulb.... WHAT??!!!!

My back up guitar is not a Telecaster :sad:

So happy here to be procrastinating on this here Telecaster forum.

Are we getting closer to our goal?





























oh oops yea right..... Telecaster

One more Telecaster post and then I am done.... I promise. Telecaster

Telecaster

Are you kidding me????? I am not gonna stop until I get to page thirty on this "One MILLION posts" with the word Telecaster in it thing.

Or maybe I will.... carry on Telecaster fans!!!

27 Telecaster posts (28 including this one) and I cant get to page thirty (30) !!! WHA...

I'll bet you it is thirty posts to get to page thirty ... Telecaster. HA!

Alright this is getting Telecaster ridiculous now. I love my Telecaster posting, I am equally sure everyone is quite bored with this --- sorry I am on a mission of Telecaster proportions. :mrgreen:

Finally, sorry I lied up there in post number 1144. :sad:

I didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm sorry that I made you cry.
Oh no, I didn't mean to hurt you. I'm just a Telecaster guy

How many Telecaster posts does it take to get to page Thirty!!!!!!! :shock:

Whatever.... I love my Telecaster just as much as the next guy, but I think I am going to go play music instead of carrying on with this foolish quest. Bums me down Christopher that I didn't make a whole page though... boo woo. :cry:

Did I say Telecaster... oh yea... it is up there. :wink:

My guess is 5 more posts with the word Telecaster in it will get this post over to page 30 (thirty)... speaking of thirty. I wonder how many lucky people have 30 Telecasters? I know (I think he is still my neighbor, but I don't know any more and I have never met him) but he who I don't know is a lucky owner of thirty Telecaster guitars. Yep, it's aghhh my hand just dcuaped up! gptta gi....

Man, he was so close too. It would've been truly awesome to see a whole page of Telecaster lovin' by just one poster. :cool:

I wonder if one more Telecaster post will make the page change.

Nope, that Telecaster post was not enough. And neither was this one.

I believe it would take four more telecaster posts to push it over to page 30.

I believe it would take three more telecaster posts to push it over to page 30. See you all there in two minutes or so.

I believe it would take two more telecaster posts to push it over to page 30.

Welcome to page 30. Telecaster.

Ima let ya'll fininsh an I gonna go back an read all the posts, but I jes havfa say it was six posts not fibe that got us to turdy. oh... come on man JK right? :mrgreen:

Yes I am a bad man... a very bad Telecaster lovin man.

Thanks guys for pushing me over the edge ____T
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Has Fender made a million Telecasters?

She's once, twice, three times a Telecaster.

Fee fie fo faster
Banana manna mo master
Telecaster

What's a Telecaster?

Telecaster... been had dat...


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Even if the Texans had lost, I would still have my Telecasters. However now I can celebrate a win and my Telecasters.

Telecaster... been had dat...


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ha ha ha ha ha ha..... :grin: Went a little crazy with the markers did ya? :confused:

...dat had been ... Iaieeesssssss :cool:

Very good.


Congrats on to the Texans! Recording ALL DAT DAY... no football for me.

5-Star Telecaster!... Iaieeesssssss (a.k.a. In Case of Emergency) Without the Magic Marker of course! :mrgreen:

yeah.... tired... peace... out... :neutral:

Has Fender made a million Telecasters?

Very good question.... I don't know.

The average (keep in mind I suck at math) over the years of producing the Telecaster guitar of 16,000 per year and that would roughly be 1,000,000.

I realize that sentence could be ripped apart by any third grade teacher... sorry :confused:

Given that statistic I would say no they have not.

Telecaster

I wonder if God helps Tim Tebow play Telecasters too?

CC

Goodnight, Mrs Telecaster, wherever you are.

I wonder if God helps Tim Tebow play Telecasters too?

CC

IMO that is a question one has to answer for oneself. It would make a snappy name for a sig model though the Tim Tebow Telecaster... got a nice ring to it... just not a Super Bowl ring... yet.

We must become the change we want to see in the world.

I was going to substitute the word Telecaster for one of the words in the above quote from Ghandi but impossible to do so IMO.

Word...

"Telecaster", cough the Raven...

This "One MILLION posts !! " thread is ahead of the 10:1 ratio (posts:views) compared to that of other posts here at the Telecaster forum. That's not a bad thing.

I wish I would have watched me some football (NFL American Style Football) today instead of moving my Telecaster out of the way of studio equipment. Oh well... I'll check the standings to see what the heck happened... it's more fun to watch the actual games. :sad:

Pittsburg has no Telecaster tonight

Yes Virginia, there is a Telecaster.

A Telecaster's story is the best that is ever told.

A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every Telecaster is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other.

A Telecaster, like a ghost, must be spoken to a little before it will explain itself.

The Telecaster is my passion. What I have ever sighed for has been to retreat to a Swiss farm, and live entirely surrounded by Telecasters - and china.

Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of Telecaster and DRRI than some people imagine.

Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their Telecaster.

Be true to your Telecaster.

Telecaster, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in Telecaster

Telecasters rock !

Telecaster saved my life...

I dont own a telecaster but hopefully will soon!

It rained today and flooded my neighborhood, so I played my Telecaster and the rain stopped.

I looked at a telecaster today... I didn't play it, I just looked at it.

i play the Telecaster of Disaster

Winter is here
Playing my telecaster
Takes the cold away

Telecaster, all my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh I believe in Telecaster

I sent the same text message with Yesterday in its place to my Telecaster playing friend today... weird.

Telecaster saved my life...


How so?


um... Telecaster

I looked at a telecaster today... I didn't play it, I just looked at it.

After all, your Telecaster saved your life, so it deserved a day off I guess.

I dont own a telecaster but hopefully will soon!

My Telecaster is not for sale...

i play the Telecaster of Disaster

I do too, but only when I play Giant Steps reeeaaaalllly fast! :mrgreen:

um :arrow:Telecaster

It rained today and flooded my neighborhood, so I played my Telecaster and the rain stopped.

Whoooo'll stop the Telecaster. (CCR) no one!

Wow it was a lot easier to get to page 31, it's like I'm Telecaster here! :shock:

Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of Telecaster and DRRI than some people imagine.


Very good insight there Mike... hey does the T in your handle stand for Telecaster?

Winter is here
Playing my telecaster
Takes the cold away

You might be able to pry my Telecaster from my cold dead hands, but I doubt it.

yeah.... I guess I am pretty tired and I got a headache of Maple neck proportions (oh, poor telecaster baby... boo who :cry:) yeah right whatever.

Good night Mrs. Telecaster wherever you are. <- yep I stole that. :neutral:

There will be no race to the end of this Telecaster page tonight, not from me anyway. G'night, g'morning, g'day, g'evening!

Telecaster time

Good Morning Telecaster... time to go to school, come on now... get up! I know you are perfect and are the standard that other guitars are measured, that is why you have to go, now come on I'll help you.


Good job Telecaster, good job!!!

:mrgreen:

He had but one Telecaster and the pocket of prejudice runs in favor of two

Telecaster and amplification make the hours seem short.

While a rose by any other name is still a rose, a Telecaster needs no other name.

My day was a drag. Let's say I've had better. My Telecaster is not a drag.

This is like being a kid and asking "Are we there yet?" I know it is the journey not the destination... but wow I wonder if the OP thought this as a ruse.

Who is for a petition of the OP to rename to "5000 posts!"? :mrgreen:

We could all just ignore it and it will slowly slip, topic by epic topic, into the murky depths of the Epic Threads sub forum and then, after a time, will be forgotten beneath layers of words and metaphoric silt, until one day someone's curiosity will get the better of them. . . . - Telecaster.

Maybe not. Have you noticed that the Epic Threads sub-forum is only one page deep? The threads may be epic, but they are slow to accumulate. Also it can not sink any lower than the "American Idol??????" thread. - Telecaster

Who is for a petition of the OP to rename to "5000 posts!"? :mrgreen:
Boo! Not nearly epic enough. Anybody can have a Telecaster thread with 5,000 posts, but when you and nrand rack up 500,000 posts each, that will be truly historic. So get back on your horse and RIDE! I mean POST!

Telecaster is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.

I never could have done what I have done without a Telecaster.

I will honor the Telecaster in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Let us contemplate the Telecaster.

Maybe not. Have you noticed that the Epic Threads sub-forum is only one page deep? The threads may be epic, but they are slow to accumulate. Also it can not sink any lower than the "American Idol??????" thread. - Telecaster

Hoodie, I see you really take this to heart, therefore I am afraid all I have to offer you is blood sweat and Telecasters.

Good Morning Music Appreciating People of the World! May everyone have the best day!

Jupiter even 50,000, wouldn't you agree is insanity, but I get it. It's absurd in a rational way.

You can lead a Telecaster to water, but you can not make him drink.

Nature gives to every Telecaster some beauty of its own.

The men who learn the Telecaster, are they who call the whole world, brother.

This morning I looked under my pillow and found a Telecaster. Boy was I glad to see I still had all my teeth. I probably put it there for protection.

Its an itch that has to be scratched - Telecaster!

I reckon the character "Guitar George" in the song Sultans of Swing played a telecaster. Those little country licks of Knopflers really hit home when played on a tele.

You don't have to know "all the chords" on a Telecaster, their inversions, positions, or substitutions. Evidently "Guitar George" did know all this. Where is this guy??? I want to meet him.

I don't know first hand if George did indeed know "all the chords", we will have to take Mark's word on this info. Mark is a "Strait" up guy.... badoom-boom [crash] :neutral:

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple Telecaster.

This is a world of Telecaster, and not for moping and droning in.

'Tis the Telecaster that makes the world go round, my baby.

When nothing else seems to work, take a Telecaster.

All this talk of Telecaster has inspired me - I'm off to play!!

A telecaster in hand is better than two strats in a bush

A Tiskit a Tasket a butterscotch Telecaster in a basket.

To Telecaster or not to Telecaster, there can be no question.

Telecaster; the answer is in the question.

I used to play piano, then i took a telecaster to the hands

Pop quiz, hotshot! There's a telecaster on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the telecaster is plugged in. If it drops below 50, John5 riffs. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

Hakius are fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator







*telecaster*

Doh! I did it again.
Telecaster

I think it's time I restrung my telecaster.

Neck Plate










Telecaster -

Wow Holy Telecaster Batman.... how many Telecaster times do I end up the first to post on a new page recently!!! :confused:

The next time this happens I am going for another run... straight for the exit door that is! :mrgreen:

Telecaster!
Telecaster!
Telecaster!
Telecaster!
Telecaster!
Play now the omnipotent Fender!
Forever!
and ever!
Telecaster!
Telecaster!

Tele tele tele
Oi Oi OI
Tele
Oi
Tele
Oi
Tele tele tele
Oi Oi Oi

Telecaster

Two, four, six, eight
who do we appreciate?

Telecaster
Telecaster

Go Telecaster

There is a wisdom of the head, and a wisdom of the Telecaster.

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is the Telecaster.

Everyone who knows how to play a Telecaster has it in their power to magnify themselves, to multiply the ways in which they exist, to make their lives full, significant and interesting.

Where are the Police when you need a Telecaster?

I'm about to pick up my tele ,and watch the football game too!