One MILLION posts !!

Nothing fancy, just a Telecaster.

Life should be like a box of Telecasters. Open it up and you immediately know what you are getting.

Ten-ton Telecaster twang.

Telecaster! yeah baby, yeah.

Tele caster

Telecaster

Turkey is good - Telecaster better.

Happy Thanksgiving to all you American folk. Bless you all!

Basted turkey

Bastard Telecaster

Slowly pop the latches and then lift the lid. Inside, fully rested for the coming work will be your Telecaster.

I think its more a question of being a telecaster or not being a telecaster.

You may be king, you may possess the world and its gold
But gold won't bring you happiness when you're growing old

You're nobody 'til you have a Telecaster
As sure as the stars shine above
You're nobody 'til you have a Telecaster
So find yourself a Telecaster to love

'Tis not over-lean misfiring of a raucous chainsaw
'Tis adrenalin-fuelled staccato on a bridge-firing Telecaster!

talacastar
telecester
tilicistir
tolocostor
tulucustur

Telecaster

Yeah, I've been searchin'
A-a searchin'
Oh, yeah, searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah, searchin'
I'm searchin'
Searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But I'm like the Northwest Mounties
You know I'll bring her in someday

Telecaster

Well, now, if I have to swim a river
You know I will
And a if I have to climb a mountain
You know I will
And a if she's a hiding up
On a blueberry hill
Am I gonna find her, child
You know I will
'Cause I've been searchin'
Oh, yeah, searchin'
My goodness, searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But I'm like the Northwest Mounties
You know I'll bring her in some day

Telecaster

Well, Sherlock Holmes
Sam Spade got nothin', child, on me
Sergeant Friday, Charlie Chan
And Boston Blackie
No matter where she's a hiding
She's gonna hear me a comin'
Gonna walk right down that street
Like Bulldog Drummond
'Cause I've been searchin'
Oooh, Lord, searchin', mm child
Searchin' every which a-way
Yeah, yeah
But I'm like the Northwest Mounties
You know I'll bring her in some day


Telecaster

Telecasters are so simple and pure.

Telecasters are made of wood, plastic, metal and magic.

Forget peyote out in the desert and shamanistic rituals. If you really want to liberate your mind, play a telecaster.

Lets get this telecaster thread to 1000 today . I'm going to clean and wax my two later

Telecaster

If your guitar sounds wrong for your music, it ain`t a Telecaster:shock:

telecaster

My fingers hurt from playing my Telecaster all day.

Nobody puts telecaster in a corner!

Telecasters are the wine which inspires one to new generative processes, and Leo is Bacchus who presses out this glorious wine for mankind.

goodnight telecaster

telecaster

telecaster!

Telecaster #3

The following contains a solo on a Telecaster (embedding disabled but it's worth the extra click):

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A man cannot be comfortable without his own telecaster.

There is nothing more comforting than the feel of a telecaster against your body. Well almost nothing.

For the Telecaster
It beggar'd all description

If it wasn't for the Telecaster, this thread would be pointless.

Telecasters should be a staple for anyguitar player that likes all kindsa music.

Telecaster

telecaster

Just one Telecaster is never enough.

Blues on a Telecaster begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. (Stolen from Robert Frost).

When you see a grimy, battered old Telecaster, you know it's a good 'un.

Every man needs a good woman AND a good Telecaster.

talacastar
telecester
tilicistir
tolocostor
tulucustur

Telecaster

I see what you did there! ...Telecaster

I wonder if a telecaster could be improved with bacon? Perhaps not.

A bacon cheeseburger with beetroot just before playing your Telecaster might be just the thing.

im in.:mrgreen:

uhhhh....like.......ummmm.........

Telecasters rule!

yay-ahhh...:mrgreen:

k...
so im just postin some pix
This is my MIJ Fernandes** Telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzIMG-20111127-02486.jpg

this was my 98? dlx telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00005-1.jpg

this was my 04? dlx telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00007.jpg

this was my hgy1 telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00006.jpg

This is my MIJ Fernandes* telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00005-6.jpg

this was my us asat telecaster.
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00003.jpg

this was my fender telecaster
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00002-17.jpg

this is my us fen neck/esp mij bod** telecaster
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/frankthomson/IMG00006-10.jpg

At this rate, we ain't gonna hit a million in my lifetime.

TeLeCaStEr

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m408/apolloguitars/Guitars%20I%20Have%20Built/raz005.jpg

In truth at the end of the rainbow, there is just one original untouched Butterscotch 52 Telecaster with hang tags.

This above all: to thine Telecaster be true

Trust but verify it is a real Telecaster.

I wonder what a hang tag from 1952 looks like (?) ... I didn't think about that ever until now... very nice Telecaster guitars in the photos above. Very nice to look at, thanks!

Telecaster

Telecaster - that ought to be enough.

One Telecaster is never enough.

Telecaster - when mere words are not enough.

I guess I might as well sleep with my Telecaster tonight! Closer to 1000, problem need three more zeros - that is a lot!

One Telecaster word closer tp 1.000,000.

Telecaster

"Honey, I'm going down to the corner store for a couple minutes to pick up a Telecaster. Do you need anything?"

"Honey, I'm going down to the corner store for a couple minutes to pick up a Telecaster. Do you need anything?"
When I tried that, she wanted a BDRI to go with her new Blacktop Telecaster.

Blacktop Highway, Pickup Trucks and Telecasters.

Telecaster. There I said it.

Hoodie said Telecaster.

Doc said Hoodie said Telecaster.

tutm noted that I had noted that Hoodie had said Telecaster.

Doc noted that tutm noted that Doc noted that I said Telecaster.

telecaster

B- bender. Just doin' my part....

One Telecaster for myself and one Telecaster for djalt.

And one more Telecaster for no good reason at all.

Telecaster is its own reason.
Sounds reasonable. Telecaster

Tis better to love one Telecaster and lose it than to never love Telecaster at all

One the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A telecaster now I'm happy

Whatever the question, Telecaster is usually the answer.

O Telecaster, O Telecaster,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me!

Are you guy's still talking about Telecasters over here?

Are you guy's still talking about Telecasters over here?
Yes, Telecasters remain the topic.

If you gotta have a one million post thread, I suppose a Telecaster is as good a subject as any!

O Telecaster, O Telecaster...

You give us so much twangin'!

Telecaster to the power of 1,000,000

The
Ever
Lasting
Echoing
Chordful
Amplified
Stringdom
Twangingly
Electronically
Reverberating

Telecaster
elecastert
lecasterte
ecastertel
castertele
astertelec
sterteleca
tertelecas
ertelecast
rtelecaste

Just as a Telecaster is plain and simple, I plainly and simply say Telecaster.

28 references to Telecaster since my last post.

28 references to Telecaster since my last post.

Now it's one Telecaster reference since your last post.

I finally got telecaster!!! 2 Actually!! They are both pawn shop prizes. A MIM tobacco sunburst (year unknown yet) and a 2009 butterscotch Squier. Now I can post on tdpri and not feel like a hypocrite.

Congrats on your Telecasters!

Not sure which Tele, I mean Telecaster to play tonight.

Which telecaster? Why not play them both?

Everyone's a winner!

I miss my Telecaster.

This should be a fine telecaster day!

I never really new this thread existed until today because someone posted about it in Bad Dog. Just here to do my part since I love my telecaster and anything associated with a telecaster.

What can compare to a Telecaster?

Hey anyone notice how Lover of the Bayou ( esp. 1972 Fillmore show) shares elements with Stairway to Heaven? Did jimmy Page subconsciously emulate Roger's 12 string jangle and Clarence's AK47 Tele tone? BTW if you've just crawled out from under a rock, both Jimmy and Clarence played. ..you guessed it...

Telecasters. Specifically Bbenders....eventually. ...

All dressed up and no where to go, so I guess I'll just play my Telecaster.

Will we ever get to a million telecasters?

How are we supposed to get one million telecaster when people keep on posting without telecaster in the reply?

She asked: What is a million Telecaster post?
He answered: 999,999 telecasters followed by one more.
She said: That is a lot of Telecasters.
He replied: Yes it is. But 1,000,001 Telecasters is better.

My bbender Telecaster reminded me that Clarence's awesome playing on Lover of the Bayou at the Fillmore was in 1969 NOT 1972. Thanks, telecaster.

Man, it's supposed to rain cat's and telecasters tonight

Why did the telecaster cross the road?

My MIM Telecaster is black with a b/w/b pickguard.

Telecaster 9999x.

Telecaster: now available in HD!

Telecaster? Telecaster? Wherefore art thou, telecaster?

My Squier Telecaster is Antique Burst with an all black pickguard.

Telecaster

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.
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<-- Those are low-res representations of my Telecasters.

Those telecasters are quite nice&bull;

Clarence White helped me appreciate the telecaster. And the b-bender. But telecasters make the best b-benders.

Telecaster
Telecaster
Telecaster
Let's sing a song of Telecaster

I'm yet to see an alpaca play a telecaster

Gotta get a move on...

Telecaster

Telecaster

And again, Telecaster

I'll always find time for a worthy cause.

Telecaster

His wants were few. Give him the papers, conversation, music, mutton, coffee, landscape, fruit in the season, a few sheets of Bristol-board, and a Telecaster, and he asked no more.

I think he asked for another Telecaster.....

The Telecaster is very modest. It is a fine quality in a guitar.

I just put alnico V HBs in my squier bullet telecaster & I'm loving it!

I've just finished playing my Telecaster and it will be several moments before I can play a Telecaster again.

carpe diem, with telecaster

I've just finished playing my Telecaster and it will be several moments before I can play a Telecaster again.

tutm, say it isn't so.

Opps I thought you said several months. I was going to suggest you carry a photo of a telecaster with you.

When I'm not playing my Telecaster I play my Telecoustic.

When did you get a telecoustic? I only see telecasters in your avatar.

When did you get a telecoustic? I only see telecasters in your avatar.
Hmmm. A while back.

Where...are...the...pics...?

telecaster.

I think I posted an entire thread somewhere. I'll look later. Busy now.

Telecaster!

Me too. telecaster.

Telecaster, telecaster, telecaster.

Whose gonna audit all these telecaster posts I wonder?

It's all on the honor system.

Telecaster

I've never seen a photo of AC/DC with a telecaster in it.

I've seen some AC/DC amps, good for mobile Telecaster.

I had a Mike Mathews Freedom Amp when I was younger, but that was before I had a telecaster.

Before I got a Telecaster, I was like nowhere, man.

I got a telecaster before I got my other telecaster.

My Partsecoustic. Not a Telecaster.

http://www.tdpri.com/telephoto/data/945/medium/partsecoustic.jpg

Nice. Telecaster

Where will Hoodie post #5000? Telecaster.

People, People who own Telecasters are the luckiest people in the world.

On a clear day
How it will astound you
That glow of your Tele
Outshines every star

Telecaster

What is the 6th sense? Visibility less than a foot but you can still find your Telecaster.

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in a Telecaster.

A Telecaster in the hand is worth two Telecasters in the store.
A rolling Telecaster gathers no moss and isn't played much either.
When you get to the fork in the road take a Telecaster.
Stuck between a Telecaster and a hard lick.

As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all Telecasters.

We're pretty far off at 899

I like tele

Okay fellas, let's set our sights on 1,000 posts with telecaster in them.

What we lack in quantity we will make up in quality. Like telecaster trivia bits such as Marty Stuart owns Clarence White's telecaster. It IS the b-bender prototype, accept no substitute telecasters.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it play a telecaster.

Play your Telecaster loudly and clearly; and listen to others, even the Strat and the LP; they too have their story.

Lunchtime at work... Missin' my telecaster.

No matter what the event, a Telecaster is likely to be your best companion.

We've just crossed the 900 count on the Telecaster thread...how many people are on here?

About 175 people have posted to this One Million Telecaster Posts thread so far.

About 176 people have posted on this One Million Telecaster Posts thread now. :grin:

My money's on 1000 posts containing the word telecaster. That's not too shabby, eh?

My money's on 1000 posts containing the word telecaster. That's not too shabby, eh?
It would be 1/10 of 1% of 1 million Telecaster posts.

my telecaster was Made in USA.
But the neck stamp says "R. Sanchez...."

over 8000 views and not even 1000 telecaster posts?

I am disappoint.

Someone is not counting the numbers of Telecasters in each post. We could be near 1100 Telecasters. At that rate I'll still be dead before we make it.

Telecaster

i just fixed my telecaster yesterday.

I think I saw a Telecaster. I did , I did. I did see a Telecaster.

I'm so stoked that Redd Volkaert is bringing his telecaster to Tamworth in January.

I feel like I should be playing my telecaster instead of posting about a telecaster.

1,000 telecasters before Christmas .

1,000 telecasters before Christmas .
Or at least 1000 Telecaster posts before December 31.

Oh telecaster, oh telecaster.
How lovely are your fret ends.

Do you remember me,
I sat upon your knee,
and wrote to you with childhood fantasies.
Well I'm all grown up now,
And still need help somehow,
I'm not a child but my heart still can dream.
So here's my life long wish
My grownup Chirstmas list

Everyone gets a Telecaster for Christmas

Thats it.

I'd have a blue Christmas without my Telecaster.

The natural progression for a guy. Tonka Truck, Red Ryder BB gun, then a Telecaster.

For me, there was a 40-year gap between BB gun and Telecaster.

^^^^^Yea but it was worth the wait wasn't it.^^^^


40 years walking a hard road and then a Telecaster.

^^^^^Yea but it was worth the wait wasn't it.^^^^
Absolutely. A Telecaster is just right.

I hope Santa's sleigh is brimming with Telecasters this year!

It looks like we might actually achieve 1000 Telecaster posts in this thread before the new year.

For what I paid for a root canal, I could have bought a telecaster...

....but remember, a Telecaster is for life, not just for christmas.....

Telecaster

Telecaster

1,000 telecaster posts, here we come...

1,000 telecaster posts, here we come...
One Telecaster post at a time.

Have a very merry Telecaster Christmas everyone!

Good Iron

And a wonderful New Telecaster Year!

Telecaster

I love my Telecaster but I have been glued to my Nashguitars hardtail S-63 recently, so much good sound out of that one; but I just picked up my wonderful Telecaster the "7 pound wonder" and (well too late for amplification so I just played a while unplugged) and wow what a great Telecaster is mine. I don't mean to boast but it is an extraordinary Tele that "7 pound wonder". The Nashguitars S-63 also weighs in at seven pounds but the name is already taken. I "sorta" name my guitars... most are just really no imagination like "the Guild" sorta just sticks, like the "green one" cause it is green.
The Nashguitars guitar is wild... is it the "wild one" or the "untamed", I thought of Mustang like the wild horse but that is already a Fender model. No rush to name but it will come or not. Anyway a little more than simply "Telecaster" in this the Telecaster... lets make it to a million posts. Long way to go huh?
Well we got a 1000 to look forward to... wheeee!

Maybe I'll name it Wally after Brando's best friend... like I said maybe it will come to me or maybe it won't. Carry on...

so... Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Holidays and what every else Merry and Happy there is for you and to all a happy Telecaster!

Good Iron

Telecaster

All I want for Christmas is a Telecaster, '52RI, but if you're feeling generous genuine Blackguard Telecaster would do.

I think that Gives us 500 Telecasters... ooops 501 Telecasters, whoops... 502.

May all of you get your Holiday wishes and if it is for a new Telecaster then I especially hope you get that.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a Good Telecaster.

Better not pout
Better not cry
Better not shout I'm Tele'n you why
Telecaster's comin to town!

Go Tele on the mountain
Over the hills and very where
Go Tele on the mountain
That Jesus Christ is born
[Merry Christmas - again]

Hark the Telecasters Sing

In the beginning was the Telecaster, and the Telecaster was with Leo, and the Telecaster was Leo.

999,051 Telecasters on the wall
999,051 Telecasters
Take one down
Pass it around
999,050 Telecasters on the wall

I'm dreaming of a white Tele
Just like the one I used to own
It was 50's reliced
But don't be jealous
She took the house and camper too

Tele's sing, are you listening
On the wall, Tele's glistening
A beautiful sight, I'm seeing tonight
Walking in a Fender Wonderland

O play all ye faithful
Play your Telecasters
Thinlines, and Highway One's
And Custom Deluxe

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
a three saddle bridge
two telecasters
and a telecaster now I'm happy

We wish you a Telecaster
We wish you a Telecaster
We wish you a Telecaster
And a Fender New Year

Rudolf the Telecaster
Had a very shiny glow

Lo, yonder Telecaster
from Fender's loin hath sprung!
Of Esquires lineage coming,
as those of old have sung.
It came, a idea bright,
amid the cold of Gibsons,
where half spent was our pay

Hail to the Telecaster,
great Leo's favoured Son!
In half the time appointed,
his making had begun!
It comes with twang intone-ed
to set the player free;
Hail to the Telecaster,
That rules in harmony!

O play O play your Telecaster well
and order all things far and nigh;
to us the path of knowledge is known
Since 52 your following hath grown!
O Play, O Play!
Your Telecaster well
And order all things far and nigh.

. . .

What axe is this of ash and steel,
on Leo's bench is forming?
Whom player's dream with GAS to glean,
on ebay watch are keeping?
Refrain:
This, this, this Tele thing,
of beauty and simplicity;
haste, haste to play it laud
this axe, the Telecaster

Play your vintage Telecaster,
Lift your twang o'er all the earth;
ye who knew the Fender master
sold his name to CBS:
Refrain:
Play an MIM, Play an MIJ,
put your vintage, to the test.

Is 16 consecutive posts cheating?
Just trying to help out . . .

One the first day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
A telecaster now I'm happy
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

four vintage tuners

a three saddle bridge

Two telecasters

And a Telecaster now I'm happy

Play your vintage Telecaster,
Lift your twang o'er all the earth;
ye who knew the Fender master
sold his name to CBS:
Refrain:
Play an MIM, Play an MIJ,
put your vintage, to the test.

Is 16 consecutive posts cheating?
Just trying to help out . . .

Not cheating, in fact, these are very entertaining. "Telecaster" is OK to post, but I could read these all day....
;-)

Telecaster

I've been playing my favourite Telecaster alot over the holidays!

I've been distracted from typing "telecaster" by other things these last few days.

However I intend to make amends. Telecaster.

I also intend to make a stompbox for my telecaster.

Telecaster. Your turn.

The real art of conversation is to slip in a reference to a Telecaster without being obvious.

Never put off your Telecaster until tomorrow.

A Telecaster speaks because it has something to say.

Fortune favors the Telecaster.

Whenever I think of my Telecaster, it brings back so many memories.

Don't count your Telecasters. You will always find you need one more Telecaster and then where are you?

Don't point your Telecaster at others.

Never make fun of another's guitar just because it is not a Telecaster.

If you can't say Telecaster, don't say anything at all.

A Telecaster is what it is.

Never pull a Telecaster unless you intend to play it.

Almost 1000 telecaster posts!

It will be Telecaster nirvana.

Even with a bad toe, he could still carry that Telecaster.

It ain't heavy, it's my Telecaster.

TELECASTER!!!!!!

TELECASTER!!!!!!
Yes, exactly. Telecaster.

No matter what you point of view may be - Telecaster.

A telecaster will always be your friend.

I don't have a telecaster right now. I might have to remedy that in 2012.

CC

No I can't forget tomorrorow
When I think of all my sorrow
When I had you there
But then I let you go
And now it's only fair
That I should let you know
What you should know

I can't live if living is without my Telecaster
I can't live, I can't give any more
Can't live if living is without my Telecaster
I can't live, I can't give any more

I must open the case and play my Telecaster before 2012

Telecaster disaster

What have I done today? Went down town with my 3 year old son, got a little shopping, stopped in cafe for coffee and apple juice, went to the electrical shop to order a new washing machine, came home, entertained the in-laws for 4 hours, played with the kids for 7 hours and then heated some tinned soup for my wife who's ill in bed with the flu!

Hopefully before the night is finished I'll find a little time to play my TELECASTER (unplugged of course!)

Anyone looking to sell their CV Telecaster? PM me....

Anyone looking to sell their CV Telecaster, shame on you.

Let the nay sayers say their nay. I prefer to play my way. And the way I prefer to play is on my TELECASTER.

Logged in to say good night to some and good morning to others and of course Telecaster. But as long as I have you, thinking of raising the action on my... well you know, but I been playing it a lot unplugged. Maybe I should plug in and re-visit and see if it is worth the hassle, the string height has never been a problem and quite to the contrary very much to my liking and satisfaction (I run 10’s on her). My Artist series Stratocaster on the other hand (Eric Clapton) has been giving me nothing but fits, the output jack is all whack and the neck pickup (wiring-at least I hope it is a solder joint!) is not working again; to top it all off I unblocked the tremolo and I am having trouble there for some reason, I can't for the life of me figure it out. I really love the EC neck and the guitar is amazing, but it periodically decides to fall apart. I fix it or have it fixed and it last for a good long while and then… Kaput. If the guitar didn't sound so good and feel great it would be out the window. The trem bar might be because I have heavy bottom light top Ernie Balls on it. I love the low end so if this is the issue with the bar I will go heavier on the top to even it up, but I am at a loss. I know wrong place, wrong forum, and the wrong thread. Love my Telecaster though, aside from the funky output holder mechanism which is hanging in there and a non-issue it sounds just incredible and plays pretty dang good… 52AVRI Y2K by the way. I guess it is a two or three piece but I could swear it is a one piece. I can not find a seam and the grain goes across what would be a center (or otherwise) glue joint. WOW! long post… haven’t done that in a while! Good morning, good afternoon, and good night!

Telecaster

Almost at a thousand! OOOOH TELECASTER!

I hope no one will be mad if I get the 1000th:oops:

Here it goes: TELECASTER TELECASTER TELECASTER!!!!