Need a clever name for a country band

Pickheads

An Udder Band

Bulls Balls

Bulls Balls

Rocky Mountains

Chicken Dog

Chicken Scratch

Bull's Hit

~Ducking Bullets :arrow:
~Free Beer Tonight (might not be the venue's favorite choice..)

The Fow Carts

Scott Free & The Longfaced Pigs

Cane the Toads

Lucky Haystacks

The Ducking Fogs

Find the Hay in the Needlestack.

The Root Beer Kings

Wiley and the Coyotes

Sharif and the Deputies

PEUAMEO

Wonderfully Clean and Safe.

The Spitoons

Roy Rogers in the 25th Century








(Anybody do that one yet?)

Shakespeare's Pony

The Pony Rides

Outback Bob and the Roadkills

or simply

The Roadkills

Outback Bob and the Roadkills

or simply

The Roadkills

Might use that........

Hoot Bill

or

R Spanditz

The Dumpling Pigs

Pikin ona chikin

Beer Chicken BBQ

the Kelly gang.

The Valentine Massacre

Little Finger and the Nose Pickers

Flatland Hillbillies

Little Finger and the Nose Pickers

Well, if we're gonna go there...

Ned Nostril and the Nose Nuggets

Or...

Chicken McDroppings

Buck Harley and the kickstands.

Buffalo Bill and the Lotion Basket Boys

The Colonels secret spices.

Rented Mule.

Tutti F'n Fruiti.

Dirty and Dangerous

Dirty, Fat and Stupid (a trio)

the rusty brands.

( just be sure to have a douche comedian as your frontman).

The Who Farted

The Rumpled Wangs

The Brian Keith Richards

Trailer Ventricle

The Affluent Effluent

The Failed Contraception Four

Crack Babies at 40

Government Cheese Whiz Kids

The John Deere Trio

Maggie and the meat pie trio.

The Hay Stack Blondes

Stump Broke

Cleverly named country band

Banana Republic

Dung? Bull Semen? Bovine Spongiform Encephelitous?

Lucky Country

'My Neighbors Wife'

Cowgirls R Us

Cow Poke Pete and the Cattle Prods

Tex Karloff and the Country Mummies.

The Outhouse Gang

Two Hoots and a Nanny
[Hootenannies R Us]

Hill Billy & the chicken picking gang

"Momma sings bass" (lol)
"Dinted Caps"
"Bag o' Nuts"
"Sleevie Rake Wonder" (rather clever, isnt it?)
"Evertuned"
"Shortest Straw"
"Nickle Ficklers"
"Second Fret"

I dunno, i din't check up on either of these, but I just emptied my mind here. Hope I could be of help!

"Hillbillies and Beernuts"
Krazy Kountry
Country Cavaliers
Boots 'n' Guitars
Neon and the Light Beer Band

The Sons of Paleface

what about some Railroad names .
Frisco ....the old SLSF,now BNSF

Cotton Belt...........SP now UP

KCeeS sounds good, KCS still in business hence the two e's

Illinois Central Gulp:grin:

Thunder Box
(Australian name for outdoor toilet)

In the same theme ...

The Bog Drops

King Ranch Crimson
Feed Corn
Stray Dogs
Muttonhunk - name of a small town near me
Tick Town Posse
Chicken City Rustlers
Alimony Double-wide
Shotgun Wedding Band
The Outhouse Rats
The Second Sons
The Steady Levy Boys
Swamp Trap

T-bone taylor and the ranch town trio.

The Stileistics

The Corn Dogs

Lucky Luke and the Daltons

the Marfa-lettes

(anybody outside of Texas get that one?)

Mal Paso






Sorry, that one's taken.



Carry on gents, and/or ladies

Ranch Dressing

Kurt Weil E. Coyote

Senor Antonio and his Spurs.

Shot Wheels

tater tot trio

The Barnyard Bards

Blue Suede Brothel Creepers

A clever name?

Einsteinstone Cowboys.

The Fence Sitters

Dear John Deere

The Leather Soles
The Callused Ranch Hands
Blood on my Sleve
Rope Burn
Dust Bunnies
The Cork Boarders
The River Bottom

Three Beans and an Onion

The Hillbilly Androids
Pulled Pork and the Hushpuppies
Southern Fried Poontang
Bakersfield ****kickers
Toothless Bob and his Slack-Jawed Boys
The Sheep Dippers

St Antonio Dolls

Club Feat

There's a road i pass on the highway in the middle of nowhere called Cobbledick Road. I always thought it'd be a great name for a band.

The Holidays

There's a road i pass on the highway in the middle of nowhere called Cobbledick Road. I always thought it'd be a great name for a band.

In a similar theme there's a locality in the northern suburbs of Sydney called, wait for it...


Tumbledown Dick

Tumbleweed Willie
[another W Nelson tribute band of course]

Three Chord Minimum.

Courdoroy Tux

Twelvetoes

"And the horse you rode in on"

Trailer Trash Casanovas

Poncho and Righty

The Buzz Skills



Lost_N_Austin

Ball Busters

The Lone Ranger and Silver Ate Tonto

The Swingin Dicks.

Spastic Cabbages
Tetter and the Itches
The Lane Changers
Rut Sniffers

Slay the Hay

Sunshine and the Hay Makers

Jon Dear

Chafin' Chaps

The Rider of the Horse With No Name, With No Name.

Johhny Applestud and the Generous Mudslingers

Starbuck and the Stirrups

Has anyone suggested "Flaming Bag of Poop" ?

Loose Livestock?
When I used this moniker, we'd get people into the bar
just to hear what we'd sound like.
It was a pretty "slick" band.
Your turn?

I thought that I had nailed it with The Highway 50 Band. So I googled it, and apparently, every 150 miles or so there is a different Highway 50 Band. I suppose I could do the me too game and use it anyway, but I'd rather not. Any and all suggestions surely welcomed. I've got gigs booked, but no name.

Natomas sounds like a country band to me for some reason and that shows your Sac heritage

Pre dawn nipple tweakers

The Prairie Pancakes

Fiddler on the Hoof

Texarkanya

The Moonshiners

Sam Adams and the Patriot Brewers

los hobos.

"jonkay1 and the clever country band" -has that been said yet? Actually, it's quite good as a name. It has a late night talks how band type of ring.

Foghorn Leghorn and the chickenhawks

The Corn

Dutch Flat and the Alta Boys

Sacre Bleu Band
Whats For Donner
Whine Country Band

The Chiming Bellends.

Donkey Said What?

Blazing Saddles and the Baked Bean Scene

Sh*tload of Dimes.

My Wife Is In The Local News

Wait, wait, wait. I got it.

The Trailer Park Sugar Daddies.

Although I do stand by The Trailer Trash Casanovas. Can't go wrong with either one.
Now where's my finder's fee?

:)

Wagga, Wagga, and Wagga

Doug Graves and the Boot Hill Boys.

Doug Dog and the Spade Bitches.

Stand back.....here it comes:

Rusty or Randy Cobb!

Alvin and the Armadillos

Diddley squat.

Chucky Shucks

MilkMe

Pelted by Underpelts.

Has anyone suggested "Flaming Bag of Poop" ?

Not as a band name.

Pre dawn nipple tweakers

Nearly been done!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nips

Rootin', Tootin' & Shootin' .

The Brisket Brothers.

We had a band out of the far nort' here that quit working in the mid 80's.

The Both Barrel's Band.

Always like that name

How about the "Panty Collectors"?

The Milk Maids

what about some Railroad names .
Frisco ....the old SLSF,now BNSF

Cotton Belt...........SP now UP

KCeeS sounds good, KCS still in business hence the two e's

Illinois Central Gulp:grin:

I work for the railroad so...no thanks...haha

A Raz Owna.... hey, if Flo Rida gets away with it.... :p

just gotta decide what a "raz" is. maybe taking pot-shots at the audience while on stage?

or, Cole Miner and the Daughters.... I like that too.

I got this idea from a recent Bad Dog thread, but I think it works..



the Johnsonville Brats

My favorite is "The Road Apples".

The Trestle Kings

The Texas Twins

Waylon's ringtone

Corn Squeezer(s)

Silo Driver

Hogtied

Rusty spurs

Buster Hymen and the Cherry Poppers

Buster Hymen and the Cherry Poppers

Been done down under, except the backup band was The Penetrators :shock:

How about,

Pole Dancin' Cats

The Shotgun Shackers

The Prairie Twinklers

The Ol' Cajun All Stars

Work Release

Work Release

Taken by a local group.

Woodstove Wranglers

Pungent C and the Prairie Pizzas.

The Red Squares

Whittle, Spittle, Drool and Saliva

Lady Baa Baa

Thom Purty and the Cartbreakers

Big Boots

Rusty Colt and the Sticky Triggers.

Ricochet Rimfire

Two-teeth Todd and the Trailer Trash

Sweaty Montana and The Bandanas

One Man's Junkyard

Hang Nail and the Hammers


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The Harpenters

The Undertakers' Tape Measure

E.T. and the Probsters

Cinderblock jack stands.

Moo Bajou

Chevy Seat Porch Chair

The Tractors

The Gung ho gator grabber group.

The Shirt Front Dirt Shifters

10 gallon rattlesnake wranglers.

Stewie and the Barn Sharks

The Clevername Country Band.

CCB for short.

Sometimes insanely obvious is best. :^)

The Country Strum Kings

couldn't read 24 pages...but we've used "Smell of Diesel" you're welcome to it...

Buffalo Burp

The Bull Shifters

The Corn Blasters

Hay Stack Revival

The Barn Levellers

Pitchfork Persuasion

Crazy Cowboys

Clever Name

Free Beer

Dawn Patrol

The Pure Interns

the leftovers.

canyon cruisers.

griddle iron gang.

Turd Squirter and the Honeywagon Hound Dogs.

Sparkle Dogie

Slim Chance and the Can't Hardly Playboys


Hats off to Lee Harvy for "Free Beer". Imagine that on the marque - "TONIGHT ONLY - FREE BEER". An ol bass player of mine suggested that one, gotta be 20 years ago.....

Froth and the Farmers

the double gee's.

prickles in yer britches

outlaw chuck wagon wheel greasers

Jim Bob Bob and the Berans

Tin Star

Sheriff He Don't Like It

How about "A Country Band"......

Hicks R Us

Ozark Mountain Dustdevils.

couldn't read 24 pages...but we've used "Smell of Diesel" you're welcome to it...

That's cool. That reminds me of a song I wrote called Creosote and Diesel Fuel

The Dirty Ol' Pole Cats

Stumpy's Ten Gallon Hat

The Dew Drifters

Oh, Lonesome Me and the Ewes

Marge O'Reen and the Butter Mountain Rangers.

Barnland

Stang and the Twangs

ah, naming the band....the most tedious and tiresome endeavor ever associated with trying to put a little musical ensemble together....

since every naming session turned into a hack-fest of fatuous and obtuse outbursts that would best have been kept behind closed teeth and lips, we finally named our band "hack-fest"

about half of us are hacks anyway, so it fits in more ways than two.

Kentucky Fried Roadkill

Rocket and the Western Wallabies

Catfish Chuggers

Slippery Slim and the Eels

Astrogliders

Tingy Tang Tong and the Champions

The Baby Twangs

The Band o' Leros

Shorty and the Wonder Toes
Smoke' Em If You Got' Em
Rototiller and the Dead Worms
Poop Stoopin' and the Saggy Drawers

Daly and the LLamas

Dirt Road Oversteer

county chaps.

Mad Cow and Swine Flu
Smashing Bumpkins
Paisley Swazyes
Keef Richards Twang-Fusion
South Bound G-String Band

just my 2 cents, but the Best name was taken a long time ago, the Mus-Twangs
(second post Yeehaw!)

Curly's Gold

Three Blind Mice and Half a Sheep's Head

Elton Gin

The Six Shooters. (must be a sextet).

The Stagecoach Stowaways.

The Tripp Quinton Quartet

ok, i can't resist: alcoholics unanimous

The Contrareebandits

David Allen Poe

The Banned

Hank Waylon and the Cash Johnnies.

Agriculture Club

Agriculture Club

Like

Van Bailin'

Ballin Bob and the Ginghams

Cow tippers trio.

poker hustling in Reno.

Only In Texas

Las Llamas Domesticado

Texican standoff.

Cheap Country Land

The Frontiermen

Johnny and the Sod Thumpers

Lead Free Zippolene

Haulpak.

The Country Band with a Thousand Clever Names

:)

You'd think he would have replied by now...