All Time Favourite Movie Quotes

Inspired by another thread about the 1 must see film. What's you're favourite quote from any film you've seen. One if mine is from

Aliens = "Game over man! That's it. We're finished!"

The Thing = "I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest if my life TIED TO THIS F@#KING CHAIR!!!"

Team America = "Damn I missed him!"
"You lose."

Pulp Fuction = "I'm the foot ****ing master."

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Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun.

“I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

"of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

Post the name of the film your quote is from also. It allows us lesser knowledgable folk to understand more.

Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit! - Group Captain Lionel Mandrake to Colonel Bat Guano in Dr. Strangelove

"I don't like fighting for the same ground twice." Patton

One of the all-time best philosophies of management.

"I don't like him, Loretta. I don't like his lips. When he smiles you can't see his teeth. What's he hiding?"

"Birds fly to the stars - I guess..."

" I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death."

I loved Vincent Gardenia

"Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it shows a courage little seen in this day and age."

And every other line in Blazing Saddles...

Many shuuvs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you. --Vins Chlortho, Keymaster of Gozer.


Ghostbusters.

Blazing Saddles:

"Somebody has to go back and get a ****load of dimes!"

Hannibal:

"I thought I might stay. Perhaps I could be useful. You could be useful seeing about my lunch."

This is this. This ain't somethin' else.

deniro in Deer Hunter.

Semi-Tough

"Lord I'm a sinner and you're gonna ****** me"

"You boys really know how to come through a door."

Streets of Fire.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Chief Brody, Jaws

"Be happy in your work." Col. Saito, The Bridge on the River Kwai
"Madness! Madness!" Major Clipton, The Bridge on the River Kwai

Life is pain... Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Westley, The Princess Bride.

Mickey Rourke (Henry) in Barfly:

Wanda: I can't stand people, I hate them.
Henry: Oh yeah?
Wanda: Do you hate them?
Henry: No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around.

I let him go. - Commando

Soldier 1: "Dude, you're bleeding?!"
Soldier 2: "I ain't got time to bleed."

Predator

I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for a couple of hours, your Eminency.

Caddyshack

Obviously you're not a golfer.

The Big Lebowski

Withnail & I - Just about every line is quotable.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.


I feel like a pig shat in my head.


I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.


I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.


I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.


There must and shall be aspirin!


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Gary Oldman in True Romance:

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."

"These go to eleven."

-Nigel Tufnel, Spinal Tap

No Country for old men
Anton Chigurh "step out of the car please". :shock:

Just about any line from Pulp Fiction :mrgreen:

Mel Gibson in "Payback".
"what happened to you"?
"I got hammered".

Anything in Dr Strangelove.

When Harry Met Sally - "I'll have what she's having."

A League of Their Own - "There's no crying in baseball!"

Spartan King Leonidas: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


(Can't not have that one!)


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"Uh, Uh... I know what you're thinkin'..."

"Smith...and Wesson...and me..."

"Go ahead... Make my day!"

"You've got to ask yourself one question..."'Do I feel Lucky?'"... Well do you punk?"



Mr. Eastwood

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

UP IN SMOKE (Cheech and Chong)

"I wasn't looking at his neck."

Randall: "...I'm not about to miss what's bound to be the social event of the season."
Dante: "You HATE people!"
Randall: "But I love gatherings...isn't it ironic?"

Clerks

I lost my job today.
You were fired?
No, I misplaced it.

Frenzy

Anything Doc Holladay (Val Kilmer) says in Tombstone:

"Why Ed, what an ugly thing to say. I abhor ugliness. Does this mean we can't be friends anymore? You know, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't believe I could bear it."

"Maybe poker's not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!!"

"Yes, you are a good woman. Then again ... you may be the anti-christ ..."

"I'm sorry, I forgot you were there. You may go now."

"I'm your huckleberry!"

Soldier 1: "Dude, you're bleeding?!"
Soldier 2: "I ain't got time to bleed."

Predator

And the next line...


"Oh...ok...ya' got time to DUCK!"

"A hospital! What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now."

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

And just about any other line from Airplane!

Oh, it's from a TV show, but this is one of my favorite lines ever:

"The sea was angry that day my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

"It's not the money, it's the stuff." - The Jerk

Withnail & I - Just about every line is quotable.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

I feel like a pig shat in my head.

I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze.

I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder.

I must say, that represents a level of hypocrisy in you that I'd previously suspected, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.

There must and shall be aspirin!

We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Absolutely excellent film, good call.

"That b@st@rd shall rule the day!"

"We don't need badges." The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

"Never tell me the odds." The Empire Strikes Back

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore." Network

"You made a woman meow?" When Harry Met Sally

"Teach me to dance...Will you?"

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"A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness."

Miller... in Repo Man

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"We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."

Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard
[Watching as the FBI helicopter is destroyed]

From tv shows.

"That's the thing about possum innards, they's just as good the second day" - Jed Clampett

"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible" - Po Campo

Movies

"I'm gonna put my foot so far up your a$$, the water on my knee will quench your thirst" - Major Payne

"To hell with them fellas...buzzard's gotta eat, same as worms" - Josey Wales

"Oh, I'll be right with you officer." Life of Brian

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - The Godfather

"Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension,

Smokey and the Bandit is FULL of them
I think my favorite two are

junior-my hat flew off
buford-I hope your G D head was in it!



cop-you see that sheriff? they went right through our roadblock
buford-you sumbi+ches couldnt close an umbrella



I think I subconsciously quote movie that daily

Oh, Sam Jackson is always ALWAYS good for some too.

From Snakes on A Plane (made for TV edit)
"I'm sick of these monkey fightin' snakes, on this Monday to Friday plane!"
You can figure out what M F words those two replaced...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Tuco and Blondie quotes

There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those who have a rope around their neck and those who have the job of doing the cutting.

There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, and those that come in by the window.

You see in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

How can you tell? I'm just one of the out of focus guys.
-Jeff Bebe (Jason Lee) Almost Famous

The reason I love that line is because in a band photo, my face came out somewhat pixilated and the photographer had to retouch it, but it was still nowhere as clear as the rest of the band's faces. So I got to use that line on them.

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. " --Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"im your huckleberry" !! and just about anything else from tombstone.
"they just turned me loose from the nervous hospital" and anything else from slingblade too.

Oh, Sam Jackson is always ALWAYS good for some too.

Agreed ... more favorites from Pulp Fiction ...

Jules: "What country are you from?"
Brett: "What? What? Wh-"
Jules: "What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What??"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERF***ER, Do you speak it????"

and I could probably recite the whole scene with this gem:
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know, cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf***er"

"I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'" Life of Brian

Princess Bride - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

DAVE!? Dave's not here.

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My license? Isn't it on the bumper man?

"Yes, it's blowin' peace and freedom,
It's blowin' you and me!"

-A Mighty Wind

"Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller

"I have come here to kick ***, and chew bubble gum and I am all out of bubble gum."
Roddy Piper in "They Live"

"****'s...I hate those guys!"
Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

"You shot me !!!"

"No. I fired a warning shot... and it hit you."

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

Opening line of Goodfellas

Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later!

Ringo: "Don't any of you have the guts to fight for blood?"

Doc Holliday: "I'm your Huckelberry"

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"don't chop top the roof like one of those beaners, don't paint any idiotic flames on it like some white trash hillbilly, and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars... it just looks like hell.

If you can refrain from doing any of that, it's yours."

"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
- As Good as it Gets


"Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead."
- High Fidelity

A rather obscure movie called Who's (Somebody's?) Killing the Great Chefs of Europe is full of witty lines.

From the greatest movie ever - The Blues Brothers!

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"

Mrs. Tarantino: "Are you the police?"
Elwood: "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

The Thing - (the monster is in the dog cage screaming and the lights are out)

guy: "What is it?"

other guy: "I don't know but it's weird and it's pissed off!"


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Just about every other sentence in Blazing Saddles.....


Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.

[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]

Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ******-kickers and Methodists.

Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?




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"Time to get this thing in ship shape"
"I like the shape it is in. Submarine shape"

"Yellow Submarine". My favourite movie quote when I was a kid.

Pretty much all of "The Blues Brothers" and "Smokie & The Bandit".

I also like "Raising Arizona":

"Son, you got a panty on your head."

"Are these the balloons that blow up into funny shapes?"
"If you think round is funny."

"I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."

Somebody tell me what Betty Davis movie this was! I love her!

Johnboy

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - "No matter where you go, there you are.

Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit! - Group Captain Lionel Mandrake to Colonel Bat Guano in Dr. Strangelove

I love that scene. "Look, Colonel Bat Guano... if that is your real name..."

"I'm Batman." -Michael Keaton

".. good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living? That's something else." ―Han Solo

"FUBAR." -Kurt Russell, Tango & Cash

I lost my job today.
You were fired?
No, I misplaced it.

Frenzy

I watched that movie for about the 1,000th time a couple of nights ago. You have great taste!

"Look at that, two cops wishing me luck. I'm doomed" - Assault On Precinct 13 (1976 real version). OR substitute nearly any line from this movie!

"I've got the FBI so far up my a$$ I can taste Brylcream." Uncle Jun' in the Sopranos.

Yeah not a movie but a great line.

Dead Man

Big George: What's a Philistine?
Sally: Well, it's just a real dirty person.

(Happy birthday, Iggy!)

"The Bones tell me nothing."

"Forget the bird, follow the river!"

"You dwelt in darkness without me and IT WENT AWAY?!?"
-Willow


"That was..... not so bad."
-The Money Pit

and anytime I have to take a solo...


"You didn't like that?"
-All of Me

Bill & Ted's excellent adventure:
Ted: strange things are afoot at the circle k.

Bill: Ted, while I agree that, in time, our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallyns will never be a super band until we have Eddie Van Halen on guitar.
Ted: Yes, Bill. but, i do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video.
Bill: Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have decent instrumens.
Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don't really even know how to play?
Bill: That is why we NEED Eddie Van Halen!
Ted: and THAT is why we need a triumphant video.
Bill, Ted: EXCELLENT! {air guitar}

Ted: Now your dad's going for it in your own room!
Bill: Shut up, Ted.
Ted: Your step-mom *is* cute, though.
Bill: Shut up, Ted!
Ted: Remember when I asked her to the prom?
Bill: {shouts} Shut up, Ted!

Bill: So-crates- "The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing."
Ted: That's us, dude.

Bill: Be excellent to each other.
Ted: Party on, dudes!

What knockers...
Thankyou, doctor.
-young frankinstien

Grits dummy.
-roots

And something I heard recently, but dont know where from.

Male - ... It's just ineffable.
Female - I'm NOT F-able

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

DeNiro as Max Cady (Cape Fear):

"You're gonna learn about loss."

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"I am Cowboy. That is why I am here"
Waingro - Heat

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"I want a big one...like this!"
Jimmy Stewart as George Bailey - It's A Wonderful Life

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

Clemenza remembers to discard the murder weapon and take care of the errand his wife gave him after the hit on Paulie in the first Godfather.

"I'm not going to kill you, Frank," shoots him, "...the bullet will."

Tony Montana, Scarface

Somebody tell me what Betty Davis movie this was! I love her!"I'd like to kiss ya but I just washed my hair." --Bette Davis, Cabin in the Cotton (1932)

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"I'm not going to kill you, Frank," shoots him, "...the bullet will."

Tony Montana, Scarface??? I'm confused...in Scarface, Manny (Steven Bauer) kills Frank (Robert Loggia), no?

Think Ya' used enough dynamite there Butch?

from cary grant in NORTH BY NORTHWEST to eva marie saint.:

"how does a girl like you... get to be a girl like you?"


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Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. - Army of Darkness

"We don't need no stinking badges!"

Just to save a lot of time.....


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years...100_Movie_Quotes



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Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store. - Army of Darkness

shop smart, shop s-mart

"You're not even human f**king beings. You are nothing more than grabasstic pieces of amphibian *****."

R Lee Ermy - Full Metal Jacket

"Nevermind that *****, HERE COMES MONGO!"
Blazing Saddles.

"We don't need no stinking badges!"

This is frequently misquoted. It is actually "Badges? We ain't got no badges...we don't need no badges...I don't need to show you no stinkin' badges"

Reverend Johnson: Order, order. G*dda**it, I said "order".
Howard Johnson: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
Olson Johnson: Oh, blow it out your a$$, Howard.

One time I was on a conference call and when our manager called the meeting to order, I said the second line and one of my co-workers, without missing a beat, picked right up on the third line.

"Aw, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty a$$, and chunk it right here on this plate." -Woody Harrelson, The Cowboy Way

Just to save a lot of time.....


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI's_100_Years...100_Movie_Quotes



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Don't ruin it.

Indiana Jones.

"A raft ?! We're not sinking......we're ccrrasssshhhiiinnnnngggg!!"

"Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey." - Kill Bill (Vol. 2)

"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." - Joe Piscopo in "Johnny Dangerously"

"Someone should punch you right in the mouth...but I won't.......I won't.............the hell I won't!" - John Wayne in "McClintock"

"Show **** her kid ..." Dennis Hopper, in "Blue Velvet"

"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well, he shoulda armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend."

Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven

I had two quotes from this movie (Unforgiven) and you beat me to one of them. The other is shortly after yours:

Lil Bill - You be William Munny, killer of women and children.
Will - Yep, I shot women and children. Shot just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. Now I'm here to kill you.


Ellen Griswold - Honey, isn't Albert Einstein German?
Clark Griswold - Don't think so honey. Hard to tell with the accent.
Vegas Vacation

Ellen - Clark, you were never in the Army.
Clark - I know, but I have played cards with men in uniform.
Vegas Vacation

From the greatest movie ever - The Blues Brothers!

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it!"

Mrs. Tarantino: "Are you the police?"
Elwood: "No, ma'am. We're musicians."

Elwood: "What kind of music do you usually have here?"
Claire: "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western."

You nailed it!
I was going to read through the thread before I posted, but now I don't have to. :cool:

Cheers

Whenever things get tough, I unconciously mumble "THings will get better when we get to America..." and then the wife says, "SID! New York is IN AMERICA!" Of course nobody else I know has seen "Sid and Nancy" so they have no idea what we're talking about.

"Nevermind that *****, HERE COMES MONGO!"
Blazing Saddles.

Yeh, yeh....

"Mongo! Santa Maria!"
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??? I'm confused...in Scarface, Manny (Steven Bauer) kills Frank (Robert Loggia), no?

My bad...I haven't seen it in a while. :P

"To He[[ with them fellas...(spit)...buzzards gotta eat...same as worms."

My father hung me on a hook once.Once.


Hey,did you know your name is an. Adverb?

Johnny Dangerously

A Fish Called Wanda

George - to Archie... "Tell them pigs to f@#% off!"

Archie - to the cops... "F@#% off pigs."

"I like him , he's a funny guy. Just kill one of them"
3 amigos
Classic

"I'm not going to kill you, Frank," shoots him, "...the bullet will."

Tony Montana, Scarface

Hate to be a bugger but it's

"I'm not going to kill you Frank,
Manny shoot this piece of ****"

Meh...

Pretty much anyline from blazing saddles but

"excuse me while I whip this out"

Most profound and socially relevant movie quote ever.

Terminator II:

Young John Connor: We've got company.
Miles Dyson: Police?
Sarah Connor: How many?
Young John Connor: Uh, all of them, I think.

National Lampoon's Vacation

Clark: Pardon Me! I wonder if you can tell me how to get back on the expressway?

Pimp: F#*K Yo Mama

Clark: Thank you very much.

"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools." - Joe Piscopo in "Johnny Dangerously"

"Someone should punch you right in the mouth...but I won't.......I won't.............the hell I won't!" - John Wayne in "McClintock"

One of my favs, and I apologize for correcting you, but:


"somebody oughta belt you in the mouth"

"Gee Arnold, I hope you had a helluva piss!"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Another fav of mine, Fifth Element

Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, multipass, she KNO-oews it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.

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Oh ya smokey and the bandit, Jackie Gleason,

"aint no way you come from my loins, when i get home first thing Im gonna do is punch your mama right in the mouth"

Oh ya smokey and the bandit, Jackie Gleason,

"aint no way you come from my loins, when i get home first thing Im gonna do is punch your mama right in the mouth"

Tons of good ones from Smokey and the Bandit. Jackie Gleason at his absolute best!

Sheriff Branford: "The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."

Sheriff Justice: "The G#& D@%^ Germans got nothin' to do with it!"


Buford T. Justice (to Junior): "Apprehend that horse a** for reckless drivin'!"

Buford T. Justice to teenagers stripping car: "Now don't go home....and don't go to eat...and don't play with yourselves. It wouldn't look nice on my highway." [Starts to walk away, then turns back around] "Oh...you can think about it....but doooonnnnnn't do it!"

"anything that innocent – & built like that, has got to be named lucile."
cool hand luke

Just about any line from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid or Raising Arizona. (Son, you got a panty on your head being the greatest.)

a few favorites from Ronin:

SPENCE: You ever kill anybody?
SAM: I hurt somebody's feelings once


SAM: So, are you labour or management?
VINCENT: If I were management, I would not offer you a cigarette.


SPENCE: You worried about saving your own skin?
SAM: Yeah, I am. It covers my body.

"I would like to have seen Montana" - Captain Vasili Borodin - Hunt For Red October

"You call him Dr. Jones, lady!" - short round. Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.

Aw you're young, you gotchyour health...whaddya need a job fer?-Raising AZ

"You got a lot of class Harry"

Magnum Force

Tons of good ones from Smokey and the Bandit. Jackie Gleason at his absolute best!

Sheriff Branford: "The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation."

Sheriff Justice: "The G#& D@%^ Germans got nothin' to do with it!"


Buford T. Justice (to Junior): "Apprehend that horse a** for reckless drivin'!"

Buford T. Justice to teenagers stripping car: "Now don't go home....and don't go to eat...and don't play with yourselves. It wouldn't look nice on my highway." [Starts to walk away, then turns back around] "Oh...you can think about it....but doooonnnnnn't do it!"

Or when Bufird calls his son a usless pile of monkey nuts, lol

Some favorites from The Princess Bride

Humperdinck: Someone has beaten a giant.

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Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

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Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Dread Pirate Roberts: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Inigo: I could do that. I still got some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Dread Pirate Roberts: That does put a damper on our relationship.

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Fezzik: My way's not very sportsmanlike.

Fill your hand(s) you sonofabitch. John Wayne "True Grit"

What ye got in there... warsh? - Sling Blade

It's all right. It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out. Go ahead. And don't worry about your pajamas. I'll take care of them! - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Jimmie Sue's Father: Don't go near my daughter again. Don't try to see her. Don't write her and don't phone her.
Rigby Reardon: Can I use her underwear to make soup? - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Anything in Dr Strangelove.

Bodily fluids :mrgreen:

you make me wish i had three hands!
- total recall

rod: you look pretty denise.
denise: what did you say?
rod: i said you look sh!tty...
- hot rod

there can be only one!
- highlander

woman: are you thinking what im thinking?
man: i hope not, i'm thinking about how bad my balls hurt...
- long kiss goodnight

Dirty Dingus McGee

A woman had been raped by a group of Indians and left in the desert. Some cowboys ride up and she thanks them for coming to her aid and explains what happened. As they start dropping their pants they tell her, "Lady this looks like it's just not your day."

"I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Doc Holiday, Tombstone

" You can't fight in here, this is the War Room." - General 'Buck' Turgidson, Dr. Strangelove

"And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things." - H.I., Raising Arizona

A couple from Hawaii Five-O

A man is holding a group of people hostage having shot one of them, a woman hostage pleads: 'This man needs to see a doctor' The Man says: 'Well, I didn't shoot him to make him feel better'

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A family who kill people and take their money are being questioned. When asked if they confess to murder and robbery, one of them says 'We killed them but we didn't rob them. They didn't need the money anymore'

True Lies, Arnold Swarzeneggar

Chasing terrorist through hotel on horseback:

"Sorry!"

(Austrian accent)

Wayne's World

Garth Algar: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

shwatzas!!! Indian chief--( mel brooks )- Blazing Saddsles

A couple from Jeff Goldblum

Jurassic Park: 'Must go faster'

Independence Day: 'Must go faster'

Private Joker: The dead know only one thing, it is better to be alive.

"What kind of party is this? The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar."

Groucho Marx :mrgreen:

Almost any line from the Big Lebowski.

Pulp fiction- Jules


Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf-er, motherf-er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

Absolutely excellent film, good call.

"That b@st@rd shall rule the day!"

FTW, indeed!

"Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to."

" you are useless nacho. Can't you see I've had diarrhea since easters?"

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.

Alan- The Hangover

"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES".

"Generally you don't usually see that kind of behavior in a major appliance. "

All from Ghostbusters

My signiture is from the movie "Oh Brother" stated by Holmer Stokes.

"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Col Kurtz

Apocalypse Now

All of Withnail and I
Pretty much all of How to Get Ahead in Advertising

Right, here's the plan. First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning.

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Right, you ****er, I'm going to do the washing up!

You going to pull them pistols, or whistle dixie

Outlaw Josie Wales

From the movie Major Payne...
Major Payne: "It's been two weeks since I killt me a man."

Major Payne: "Killing is my business, and business is GOOOOOOOD!

From the movie Step Brothers...
Brennan Huff: "I tea-bagged your drum set!"

Dale Doback: "Why are you so sweaty?"
Brennan Huff: "I was watching Cops."

Christmas Story:

"Go upstairs, get dressed. We are going out.... to eat."

I use that one all the time when the Queen announces she is not, for whatever reason, cooking dinner.

actually theres a lot of funny lines in that movie.

"Fra jille ehh.... it must be Italian".

"I won it... its a major award" (also used regularly around the house)

and of course "You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

This is a great exchange between Max Cherry and Jackie Brown. (I love this movie, BTW)

Max Cherry: I'll bet, besides maybe an afro, you look exactly how you did at 29.
Jackie Brown: Well, my ass ain't the same.
Max Cherry: Bigger?
Jackie Brown: Yeah.
Max Cherry: Ain't nothin' wrong with that!


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It's K K K Ken C C C Coming to K K K Kill me...Fish Called Wanda

You tell Raphael I ain't takin' no ******* off no honky...Being There

Not a single quote from the greatest movie of all time, Cuckoo's Nest?

"If Mr McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way."

"You're not an idiot. Huh! You're not a ******* looney now, boy. You're a fisherman."

From The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Another one:
The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.


Also...
Walter Sobchak: Those rich ****s! This whole ****ing thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this ****ing strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Aannnd:

[B]The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

It is like a finger pointing to the moon...dont concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all that heavenly glory. -Bruce Lee-Enter the Dragon

"Consider that a divorce!" - Arnie in Total Recall.

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody DOORS off!" - Michael Caine in The Italian Job.

Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

The Shawshank Redemption

This is a drinking man's bar where men come to drink, and we don't need advice from a couple of pixies like you!

It's A Wonderful Life

From The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Another one:
The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.


Also...
Walter Sobchak: Those rich ****s! This whole ****ing thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this ****ing strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Aannnd:

[B]The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Don't forget:

Maude: What do you do for recreation?
The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Maude: You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

And the Dude: I (expletive deleted) hate the Eagles.

And I'll add one that has to be heavily censored for this forum, from Blue Velvet.
Frank Booth: (Expletive deleted) you, you (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted).

Deserves got nuthin to do with it.

Anything from Glengarry Glen Ross.






Carpenter's the Thing is high up on my list too

From as Good As it Gets


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"If I am wrong -- and I am never wrong -- they're headed straight into the Fire Swamp!"
--Princess Bride

"Jake. Jake, I gotta pull over." (a moment before yanking the wheel hard and driving down an embankment, pursued by dozens of police cars)
--The Blues Brothers

"Do you ever feel lonely?"
"Only around people."
--The Thin Red Line

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
--Blade Runner

"Do you suck dicks?" -Full Metal Jacket

From The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: **** it, Dude, let's go bowling.

Another one:
The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

Also...
Walter Sobchak: Those rich ****s! This whole ****ing thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this ****ing strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

Aannnd:
[being forced into a limousine]
The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

I use that last one all the time.

Repo Man

Debbi: Duke, let's go do some crimes.
Duke: Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay.

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Agent Rogers: It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

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Agent Rogers: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogers. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.

"You go in the cage...cage goes in the water... shark's in the water...our shark.
Farewell and adieu to you fine Spanish ladies...."
Quint to Hooper in Jaws

"Swim, hell! The fall will probably kill you!"
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Señor Ramon: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Señor Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Señor Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to!
Señor Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Señor Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!



Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
Esqueleto: How come?
Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.

Lots of good quotes. My favorite from Top Gun:

Slider (I think) "Whose ass did you have to kiss to get here?"

Goose, "The list is long, but distiguished."

From Unforgiven:

[Little Bill, Lying on the floor, dying.] I don't deserve this...to die like this. I was building a house.
[Will Munny, standing over him] Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
[Little Bill] I'll see you in hell William Munny.
[William Munny] ....Yeah... [Shoots Little Bill in the head.]

Norwood: Synchronize your watches. Ten o'clock.
Willy: Ten-thirty.
Simms: One minute to nine.
Norwood: Close enough.

From Deloris Claiborne:

" If you say you're sorry one more time, I'll kick your butt up so high you'll look like a hunchback."


"Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a **** with your fun and games."

"T**ts like balloons you wouldn't believe it!" - Fingers

"Saigon..... shhhhhit. I'm still only in Saigon."

O, Brother, Where Art Thou:

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

"We thought you were a toad!"

"Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, ******* it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

"She turned me in to a newt........."

(long pause)

"...........I got better."

O, Brother, Where Art Thou:

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

"We thought you were a toad!"

"Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, ******* it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

Do not seek the treasure!

"I've eaten dog, I've eaten like a dog" Hombre

"There's only one thing bad about money, it makes you do things you really don't want to do" Wall Street

"They say there's a demon that lives out in the wild blue yonder at around 750 miles per hour" The Right Stuff opening line

Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove - "Well men, this is it: nuclear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies!"

Richard Masur in The Thing - "I don't know what it is but it's wierd and pissed off!".

Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles (at the tollbooth in the middle of the desert) - "Somebody ride back to town and get a s**tload of dimes!".

Young Frankenstein - Gene Wilder (digging open a grave) "What a rotten, filthy job!" - Marty Feldman "I don't know, could be worse. Could be raining."

(thunder, lighting , pouring rain begins).


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"Oh no, we suck again!" - Rob Schneider in "The Waterboy"

Never saw the Waterboy, but whenever I hear that sound bite it cracks me up.

Another movie I never saw, but which has a soundbite that cracks me up is from "Billy Madison"

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?

Mitch: No, not on me, man.

Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

Dazed and Confused

O, Brother, Where Art Thou:

"Damn, we're in a tight spot!"

"We thought you were a toad!"

"Ulysses Everett McGill: Hold on, I don't want this pomade. I want Dapper Dan.
Pomade Vendor: I don't carry Dapper Dan, I carry Fop.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, I don't want Fop, ******* it! I'm a Dapper Dan man!
Pomade Vendor: Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market. Now if you want Dapper Dan, I can order it for you, have it in a couple of weeks.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

"Baptism! Why you two 'r dumber than a bag of hammers!"

and

"I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

Robert Redford in Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid (right after the entire boxcar blows up) "You use enough dynamite there, Butch?"


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Sissy: "My legs are sweatin' mama" ~ Urban Cowboy

'None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.'
The Watchmen, Rorschach

Almost any line from the Big Lebowski.

Yeah. I'm trying to think of specific quotes but they are all so good. The whole script of the Big Lebowski wins this contest alway

Another movie with a wealth of awesome lines in Point Break, just because it is so bad its good.

"There's cliffs on both sides Johnny! What am I going to, paddle to New Zealand?!?"

"Got my first tube this morning"

"You're cold because all of the blood is flowing out of your body, you're going to be dead soon Roach"

"Dabu, Tea? What's with the finger? That's not Gangsta, That's not Gangsta!"- from "Be Cool"

So silly, but it cracks me up every time:

"Hey, laser-lips! Your mama was a snow-blower!" - No. 5 in "Short Circuit".

We're gonna have so much fun you'll be whistling "zipadee do-da" out your a$$holes!

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I think it's obvious for me...

"Joey..do you like gladiator movies"............Airplane


"Hmm..werewolf...what??....therewolf.....you said werewolf, I said therewolf"
Marty Feldman..Young Frankenstein

"Walk this way"- Young Frankenstien

"I don't want my brother coming out of there with just his d*** in his hand"- James Caan in The Godfather

And I can't believe there's no love for Groucho:

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." -Animal Crackers

"A four year old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four year old child. I can't make heads or tails of it."- Duck Soup

From "Three Amigos".

"What's Tequilla?"

"Mmmm....Eees like beer."

"If you're gonna shoot,shoot, don't talk"- Tuco The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Billy Bob Thorton; 'You run your mouth kind of reckless for a man that don't go heels'

Curt Russell; ' I don't have to go heels to put a bulge on a tub like you.'

The movie: Tombstone

"What do you mean? An African or a European Swallow?"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Shakin the tree Boss!!!
Cool Hand Luke

Ray: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by d1ckless here."

Walter Peck: "They caused an explosion!"

Mayor: "Is this true?"

Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no d1ck."

-Ghostbusters

Mama says life is like a box of chocolates: You don't know what you're gonna get.
- Forrest Gump


Life is like a box of chocolates: The top layer's gone and somebody's nicked the coffee cream from the bottom.
- The X Files

From Withnail And I:

Scrubbers!

Monty, you terrible c**t!

We’ve gone on holiday by mistake!

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself "I will never play the Dane." (Richard Griffiths RIP)

"Go ahead and shoot. You'd be doing me a favour."

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"Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir?"
"No, just having fun trying to guess what they are."

Both are Bogie movies...

Also...

Almost everything from Network is worth quoting.

"I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my rifle to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good rifle, and killeth the bear that killeth me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerley, Hatchet Jack." -Hatchet Jack

"You turn down this gift, and they'll slit you, me, Caleb and the horses from crotch to eyeball with a dull deer antler!" -Del Gue
" Great hunter. Fine figure of a man, yes? That is all you need to know." -Jerimiah Johnson

so...many...great quotes...

"Are you the police? No ma'am, we're musicians" ~ Blues Brothers

"Just how dangerous is he? Compared to what? The Bubonic plague?" ~ No Country for Old Men

and then there is this sequence from Fargo:

[Marge bends over next to the overturned car, as if she's looking at something on the ground]
Lou: "You alright there, Margie?"
Marge Gunderson: "Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf..."
Marge Gunderson: [standing up again after a moment] ... "Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again."

Marge Gunderson: "I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."

Marge Gunderson: "OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal."

Marge Gunderson: "Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Lou: Yah, that's a good one."

classic!

David

From 'Plan 9 from Outer Space', the Ed Wood classic. Opening scene with Criswell...

"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

at the end of the movie, more Criswell...

"Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it... for they will be from outer space."

and...

"People laugh at outer space."



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"If anybody moves, kill 'em" - The Wild Bunch

"Made it, Ma. Top of the world!!" - White Heat

"You ever try picking your teeth up with broken fingers?" - The Crying Game

"Is it safe?" - The Marathon Man

Deserves got nuthin to do with it.

You tell Raphael I ain't takin' no ******* off no honky...Being There

Well, dangit. There's my two... but I was actually gonna go with:

Do you know Rafael? Because I have a message for him. A small black man gave me a message for Rafael.

It's slightly long, but I will try to remember it... "Now get this honky. You go tell Rafael that I ain't taking no jive from no Western Union messenger. You tell that ass hole if he got something to tell me to get his ass down here himself." Then, he said that I was to get my white ass out of there quick, or he cut it.

"Stanton?" The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

"First you make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney...a man that could smash my nuts into oblivion! Then, you hit me."

How do I whistle on the forum? Well you know ..

so...many...great quotes...

"Are you the police? No ma'am, we're musicians" ~ Blues Brothers

"Just how dangerous is he? Compared to what? The Bubonic plague?" ~ No Country for Old Men

and then there is this sequence from Fargo:

[Marge bends over next to the overturned car, as if she's looking at something on the ground]
Lou: "You alright there, Margie?"
Marge Gunderson: "Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf..."
Marge Gunderson: [standing up again after a moment] ... "Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again."

Marge Gunderson: "I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou."

Marge Gunderson: "OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal."

Marge Gunderson: "Say, Lou, didya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J3L2404?
Lou: Yah, that's a good one."

classic!

David

William H Macy's character: "Hey... I'm, I'm cooperating here!"

"Between Officer Pupchic and you he could be the next Jean Genet. It's been a long time since anyone wrote a really good book in jail." - Wonder Boys

" Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

Harry: A picture of me?

Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f&*#ng are!" - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang.

I highly recommend both of these movies to anyone who hasn't seen them. And of course any Coen Brothers. "Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?"

D'oh; I forgot to include the one that hadn't been listed...


"Refund?!? Refund? Are you crazy? Refund? REFUND?!! REEEFUNNNDD?!!?!

REFUND?!? Refund!!? Refund!..."

From as good as it gets:

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

Everett: "The treasure is still there boys, believe me."
Delmar: "But how'd he know about the treasure?"
Everett: "I don't know, Delmar. The blind are reputed to possess sensitivities compensating for their lack of sight, even to the point of developing paranormal psychic powers. Now, clearly seeing into the future would fall into neatly into that category; its not so surprising then that an organism deprived of its earthly vision..."
Pete: "He said we wouldn't get get it. He said we wouldn't get the treasure we seek on account of our ob-stack-ulls."
Everett: "Well what the hell does he know? He's an ignorant old man."

half baked

"they had guns machetes they did indian burns.."

I don't remember the title of the movie, but in it Donald Pleasence played a preacher who had a sideline in robbing stagecoaches and disposing of their occupants... He had two sons, not too bright, and while they were all atop a ridge, lying in wait for their next victims, one asked his father something like:

"Paw, you told us about the Ten Commandments and how it says 'Thou shalt not steal'. So why are we doin' this?"

To which Pleasance's character replied, as only Pleasance could:

"Son, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. And what's good enough for the Lord is good enough for me."

Don Corleone to Sonny: "Never tell anyone outside the family what your thinking again."

"You ain't no country preacher, Preacher." ~ Thunderbolt and Lightfoot

What if C-A-T actually spelled DOG Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds 3

Howdy,

From The Sting:
Henry Gondorf (Paul Newman): "Psst..kid, that's him..with the limp..boarding the train"
Johnny Hooker (R. Redford): (with youthful bravado):"Oh yeah?..he's not at tough as he thinks!"
Gondorf: "Niether are we!"
Love this movie. Arguably my all-time favorite. So many good lines.

Colin Sullivan: "You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?" ~ The Departed

From "L.A. Confidential"

DUDLEY You should stay away from a man when his blood is up.

EXLEY His blood's always up.

DUDLEY Then maybe you should stay away from him all the time.

A recent one, from The Dark Knight Rises:

Stockbroker: This is the Stock Exchange! There's no money here for you to steal!

Bane: Really? Then what are you doing here?

I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill.

Unforgiven

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Susan:
A real woman could stop you from drinking.

Arthur:
It'd have to be a real BIG woman.

:mrgreen:

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life - Animal House

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, Huh?


Cousin Eddie - National Lampoon's Vacation

Ed Harken: (On phone)"I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults, we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right, I'll stop by the school a little later Sister Margaret. Bye." ~ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Larry Gomez: "Let's go to the calendar! It's calendar time! Calendar time for Buddy!" ~ Kill Bill: Vol. 2