Funny Band Names

Let's hear your funny band name ideas (real or not). If I was in a band today I think we'd have to call ourselves:

"The Celestion Nudes"

Jack Aspen and the Scalded Balz

Band names are fun , last year a book was published called the band name book.
Noel Hudson compiled it, I was honored that he included my group (weapon Shop)
It is full of fun names like Hard Broccoli , Deep Banana Blackout, Big thumb Bowlers,
and many more as well as some better known Bands.
I also have an imaginary stoner band I imagine I play in called the Towlies.

When I was late teens early 20's

Kev Morbid and the Velvet Coffins
Brian Damage and the Surgeons
Bed by 10:00
Friends of Lenny

Funny, in each band we knew we were going to "make-it"!!:lol:

KC

Spudalicious
Zombie Attack
Mom's Basement Dwellers
The Burgerflippers

The Hong Kong Dong - Not a Friend, Not a Lover

5OEFukKPkLo

Oscar Mayer and the Wieners

There was a band at my High School: "Spread Eagle and the Flying Rats"

In my hometown we had a freestyle improv rock jazz collective called De IQ-loze mietjes (rough translation: The IQ-less sissies).
Nowadays I play drums in a band called "Atilla the Hun and the Quality Butchers".

One of my early bands had a great name, the Stains, and I tried to get them to go for D. Cade Carrion and the Remains

The Bourbon Tabernacle Chior

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John Cougar Concentrationcamp
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I played in a "once in a while in the basement" honky tonk band called The Mediocridge Boys. The name was better than the band. lol!

Funky Moses and the Red Sea Pedestrians

A caller to a radio computer show today (Leo Laporte) was pushing his band's gig in Austin.... "The Disgusters". He was calling to find out how to air his bar gig live on the internet via laptop.

Red River Luke and the Flash Floods.

At least we thought it was funny.

I have to give a shout out to Pork and the Havana Ducks. RIP Pork

I was in a band called "Pink Lemonade" when I was 14. Awful name, awful music.

I was in a blues-rock band a year ago for a while called "The Prodigious Criminals". Always hated the name, but I was desperate for a band, and it was a solid lineup. We sounded good.

The Prodigious Criminals evolved into The Virtuous Criminals, and then when the guy left the lineup (who was the only one among us who ever liked the name in the first place), we changed it to "The Black Bayou Rhythm".

I suppose Black Bayou Rhythm isn't great, but it's the name of the bayou where me and my bandmates all grew up around. Literally. We all live within a 1/4 mile of it. I live about 100 yards from it. So at least it holds meaning.

Funniest I've heard was Gary and the Swingin' Thuringers.

I never get tired of this:

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/weirdbandnames/

WARNING! DANGER! HORRIBLY OBSCENE! and also funny enough to make me spit coffee on my monitor

KC, I took one look at that list and the first thing I saw was The Legendary 4-Nikators. I remember them from my days in Denver. It always cracked me up that the newspapers would only list their gigs under the name Legendary Nikators. Yeesh!

EDIT: I joined a couple of buddies for a casual make-music-for-a-friend's-housewarming-party gig, and when we got there the guy (a United Church minister) asked one of them what the band's name was. Without consulting us, he told the good reverend "Ass Juice". We played his annual party a few more times, including an acoustic set called "Ass Juice Uncorked". There was a t-shirt made.

I always thought München Rügg would be a great band name.

Tim

The Eagles of Death Metal
MC 900 Ft. Jesus
Big Junk

Great band but horrible name: Pink Cream 69. Awesome melodic rock.

The Eagles of Death Metal
MC 900 Ft. Jesus
Big Junk

hahaha I absolutely LOVE the Eagles of Death Metal.


but...

MC 900 Ft. Jesus. By far my favorite so far.

The Dismemberment Plan

-One of my favorite groups.

i saw camel toe,listed on craigslist,i like the YEASTY BOYS

Friends of mine used to call their little get-together-and-jam band "Carnivorous Buttocks".

They even had a logo.

"Afghanistan Banana Stand" (from the wierdbandname list). Could be the start of a Dylan song!

That list is worth reading: a LOT of imagination there!


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47 X it's weight.

hahaha I absolutely LOVE the Eagles of Death Metal.


but...

MC 900 Ft. Jesus. By far my favorite so far.

Ya know those are all real band names.Both of the ones you mentioned are even on iTunes.

Tex Thomas and His Dangling Wranglers
Dancin' Dean and the String Beans
Timbo and the Limbo Rockers

I always liked:

THE BACK YARD BARBECUE KINGS

Now there's a fun venue.

alec baldwin and tennesse volunteers
spacilicious
flicky

now we're superbus.

Throbbing Breadstick

in college me and a gal wanted to start a band called "special ed and the retards" lol it never reached fruition but we tried

I was in:

Jeremy Funk & The Groove Junction
Glenn & The Menn


Right now, my band is Basketball Jones

The Yeastie Girls
Throbbing Gristle
The 4 Skins (skinhead band)
The Nipple Erectors (Shane MacGowan of Pogue's fame's early band)

Have a friend in a band called The Well Strung Boys.

I laughed when I first heard it.

Rich Head and the Four Skins

Flap Jack Debacle
Zigmontation Devices

That is all I got.

I never get tired of this:

http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/weirdbandnames/

WARNING! DANGER! HORRIBLY OBSCENE! and also funny enough to make me spit coffee on my monitor
That is funny. I saw a band called the Asbestos Tampons that was formed in 2005. What is REALLY funny is that I had a faux "punk band" that I put together for our own little drunken bar version of the Gong Show in college back in 1980. This was right after the whole toxic shock syndrome thing and the start of the asbestos panic and the two names that I came up with were The Asbestos Tampons and The Toxic Shock Absorbers. Great minds think alike. This was around the same time as the engineering fraternity at Emory was holding Jonestown parties where they served Kool Ade and Everclear and for one party had a guy dressed and painted up to look bloated and rotting lying on a chaise lounge on the front lawn drinking the Kool Ade. Ah,the good old days.:grin: Of the newer band names, Brian Jonestown Massacre is still one of my favorites.

A friend of mine was in a band called The Avant Garden. Another name I like is the Bhagavad Guitars.

A friend of mine was in a band called The Avant Garden. Another name I like is the Bhagavad Guitars.

:lol:
Excellent names!

Real band names from Australian bands, (none of which I've played in)

The Celibate Rifles
Machine Gun Felatio
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
The Bondi Cigars <-- you need to live in Sydney to understand this one

and my current favourite, a local duo called

Tickle Me Chook Skin

The closest I came to with a funny band name was Nosbig & Zenabi which of course is Gibson & Ibanez backwards. These were the guitars we had. Not really funny I know...

I cant believe no one has mentioned BUSTER HYMEN AND THE PENETRATORS!

I knew there was one I forgot from my list. :shock:

In my hometown we had a freestyle improv rock jazz collective called De IQ-loze mietjes (rough translation: The IQ-less sissies).
Nowadays I play drums in a band called "Atilla the Hun and the Quality Butchers".

I must protest on behalf of all Attilas/Atillas in Hungary and there are lots of them! :sad:

Ya know those are all real band names.Both of the ones you mentioned are even on iTunes.

I knew The Eagles of Death Metal are, I meant I loved the band. I own two of their CDs. Good stuff.

Tried to name our all-male country pop band The Chixie Dicks.

Wouldn't fly.

One of my favs- Joe Coffee & The Grounds For Divorce. Other great Colorado bands with odd names- String Cheese Incident, Left Over Salmon, Big Head Todd & The Monsters

String Cheese Incident were AWESOME...I saw them right before they broke up. Great band.

Although, I must say...I've NEVER wanted to know what the "incident" was....

The Polka Dolts

One I've seen posted here before:

Uncle Daddy and the Family Secrets

Years ago there was a band in our area called Killer Egg.

Current band that I play in, (if you want to call friends and family members who get together 1x per month in our family room a band), we named "Split Stream Dilemma". Guys pick up on this fairly quickly where as the female of the species don't get it.

The best band name I have heard recently is actually from one of our own:

Clint Erb and the Erbivores.

Maybe I find this funny because I'm a vegetarian??

The old three chord punk band my friends and I had as a side "project". StinkSphinkter.

In 1976 I was in a punk band called Uterus. We named it after a guys parakeet.

A terrible name for a pet.... but great for a band!

A terrible name for a pet.... but great for a band!

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I keep a list of "band names" - my criteria for this list is that the terms must occur spontaneously within the context of conversation and be recorded in the order that they were spoken. So basically these are all things I've heard someone say and thought 'hey, that's a good band name':

Trash Rockets
Turkey Grenade
Backseat Squeegees
Dust Velcro
Hot Swap
Bird Urine
Silent Client
Shock Baton
Memory Dump
Eternal Roadblock
Fires Arise
Minor Crisis
Bad Math
Don Henley on the Moon
Toaster Noise
Ulterior Motive
Emancipated Minor
Rat Funnel

I can remember the story associated with each one.

Phil Dirt and the Dozers
Ben Dover and the Screamers

Hell Toupe

Humphrey Go-Kart

Seatbelts For Dogs

Napoleon Blown Apart

OK, I'll bite:

I used to be in a band called Shroomer and the Hallucinogenics...and I was Shroomer:shock:

The Swinging Richards was another of my previous fraternities. How about Skidmark? A buddy told me about a band he saw in Florida called Liquor Box.

My all time favorite is a name I came up with for a nonexistant punk band:
Anal Fratricide. My brother has not spent the night at my house since I laid that one on him!:lol:

for a one time show we set up the "boundary waters canoe area wilderness band" try fit that on a bass drum...

Johnny Hash

Free Fall Speed

Braxton Hicks and the Contractions (my brother and I are going to do this one - old country)

Inside Job

Grassy Knoll

Old Country for Old Men

Controlled Demolition

Bay of Pigs Invasion

Bacon to the Left

Dead Beat Daddy-O (jazz trio, my brother's idea)

I've often considered starting a low down and dirty blues band called "The Blind Naked Mole Rats!"

I was in a band formed at work called Sponson Pontoon and the Floaters.

I used to be in a jam "band" (for lack of a better term) called Train Rex. And more often than not, they were! :smile:

Egg Suckin Dogs

My first band was called Katpissfeet
My buddy's father said we stunk like someones cat pissed on their dirty feet.

Knew an all girls band named Wetbox.

In high school a buddy of mine had a band they billed as BTO (Brian's Third Overdose).

Ben Steele & his Bare Hands

My brother wanted to start a new wave band a long while back called Sex With Men, because all women want...yeah, I didn't like it either.

Ben Steele & his Bare Hands

My brother wanted to start a new wave band a long while back called Sex With Men, because all women want...yeah, I didn't like it either.


How does one express appreciation for having orange drink shooting out ones nostrils without sounding like a total loon!?!

I always get a kick out of "The Bill Murrary Experience"

and my favorite funny album title recently has been "Monkeys for Nothing and the Chimps for Free"

cigarette pirate.

Hugh Reid and the Velvet Underpants.....

I play in an off again/on again Zydeco band called the Goat Broke Loose.

When I lived in LA there was a band called the Burning Sensations (think venereal disease)

There's a band around here called Yer Mother's Onion.

Once a year I go down to the Caribbean and play with a reggae/blues band called The Tremendous Johnson Blues Band.

Some local band names I always loved

The Swingin' Deputies
The Shakin' Quavers
The Husbands of Susan Renouf

PEN 15

4 out of 5 Doctors
The Hugh Beaumont Experience
Wake Up Screaming

I keep a list of "band names"

Turkey Grenade
Backseat Squeegees
Rat Funnel

I can remember the story associated with each one.

I keep a list of band names I don't want to know the stories associated with. Those three names are on it.:lol:

I've always wanted to start a band named

Arnold Ziffel

Also like

The dyslexic dogs

My current favorite prog band: Porcupine Tree.

I've always wanted to start a band and name it Joey Salami and the Barboza Brothers

Archie Punker and the Nixons

`The Well Hungarians` or `Little Rusty`.
We introduce ourselves....We`re little Rusty. Say it fast.

My current band is called Mudcat and the Bottomfeeders,..... I don't get either! I'd like to change it to the Puzzles.

Maybe hmm...

The Strigiforms?

I wanted to put together an all girl Dixieland brass band and call it Snatchmo.:grin:

Runaway Prius?

I was once in a band called 'Horse Macguyver'.

For one gig only we changed it to 'Gay'.

No kidding!

I used to love reading The Village Voice just for the band names.
2 of my all-time faves:
Raging Slab
His Boy Elroy

This one is all in the delivery, supply your own expletive.

Tourettes... @#%$!!

Runaway Prius?

Made me laugh, love it!

The Stripper Poles.................nice name for a Polish girl band

Bugger Hard & The Anal Avengers

yesterday one of my co workers was making fun of the older generation musicians in our office and came up with:
Senior Citizen and the Discounts

Square Screw Head
Professional Couch Potatoes
Light Yellow Teles
Beckham Bummer
Recent Purchase
Texas Humbuckers
Telecaster Porn
Sparkle Drive
Mojotones
Stupid Questions
Dog Food
Single-Ended Chihuahua

Ok tgfmike you just twisted the direction a bit so I get to play again. :twisted:

Let's Grill
Real or Not Real
Impedance Mismatch
Hi Guys
Neck Heavy
American Ash
3 Mod Weirdness
Quick and Easy

Ok tgfmike you just twisted the direction a bit so I get to play again.
And play well!

I love Impedance Mismatch.

And let me add:
Froth and Bubble
Boss No Longer
Frontman 212 Speaker Swap
Got A Little Problem
Red House
Red Fang 10

A band that played at a local festival was called Future Virgins.

Dep

Narrow Nut
Sand and Sealer
Neck Pocket

body shrinkage

Blank Nuts

9 pin front

These are some of the bands I've been in over the years...

Burnt Ice
Slim Chicken
Dashboard Dogs

I think naming bands is almost as hard as coming up with set lists.

Cheers,
Doug

Fusschweller
Pick Attack

Facetwit and Booker

Hot Input Signal

It's in my signature

It's in my signature
I like Binky Dog Nose, too. :grin:

There was a band from where I grew up and the were called...Pud...LMAO

I like Binky Dog Nose, too. :grin:
Thanks for that! Made me smile big time.

Free Beer

or

To Be Announced (they play everywhere)

The Order of Things
Equipment Malfunction

Kindergarten:


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Massive Woofers

Corrosion
The Waiting

Random Picture Thread
Idea Of The Cassette

Attitude For Doing

Three names we had years ago:

Tatanka Shlong (Tatanka means buffalo)
Hiroshima SOL
Tailgunner Joe ( Ithink someone is using this one now).

Local bands around here:

Lazy Boy & The Rockers (they also call themselves the ORBS now and again-stands for Old Rotten Bastards)

The Swinging Johnsons

Nervous Turkey

Genitorturers

Impotent Sea Snakes

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Divyners

A band I was in in the 80's was called NSF-Non Sufficient Funds, what they stamped on my checks when they bounced...

Another band back in the 80's-He's Dead Jim

And of course, the Generic Blues Band...

Franc Robert

Free Whiskey 9pm-Closing

One of my favorite local singer-songwriters used to run a gospel show on Sundays at a local restaurant.

He called the band Bethlehem and Eggs.

I did some work for a elderly man that is named....

"Harry Shank"

Honestly, he even signed his name on checks...
when working it was hard to mention his name to other workers without giggling!

always thought would be a great name for a band...

"The Harry Shank Band" ......:lol:

To quote former tdpri.com forumite Marquis de Johnny as a poke at classic rock in general:

Turdburner Overdrive

Couple of old bands I remember from the 80s/90s:

Dread Zeppelin

Butthole Surfers

Here's a fun local NYC band I enjoyed checking out when I lived there for a couple of years back in the mid-90s:

Life in a Blender

and here is a new alternative band with (IMHO) a very cool name:

We Were Promised JetPacks

This was originally all of the cars featured in the cartoon 'Grin and Bear It', but it makes a great band name...


Belchfire 500



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Raving White Octopus and Test Icicles

The (not that) Band

Good Wood In Phoenix

So tgfmike here we go again.

Finish & Smelly

Finish & Smelly

I was just about to post that! Well "Nitro Finish and Smelly Case". :grin:

Man is the Bastard
Smell & Quim
Scraping Foetus off the Wheel / You've got Foetus on Your Breath....etc
Beard of Cheese
Third Global Vagina Party
Sunn O)))
Joan of Arse
Beasts of Bourbon
When People Were Shorter and Lived Near the Water
DJ Scotch Egg
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Goblin ****
Half Man Half Biscuit
Pissed Jeans
Wevie Stonder
Dog**** Sandwich
Splodgenessabounds

Fresh Dairy
Truss Rod Resistance

Suspect eBay Auction

Ham Fisted

Skunks Misery

Smokin' Crawdad and the Cement Ponds.

Mental Octopus

lubricant

Enormous Pedal

Fresh Dairy
Truss Rod Resistance

...and Fresh Dairy Air sounds good too :lol:

My wife and I were driving through a really small town yesterday and (I swear to God) my wife points to a daycare called "The S&M Place". I said "I really don't think these people know what that means".

My wife and I were driving through a really small town yesterday and (I swear to God) my wife points to a daycare called "The S&M Place". I said "I really don't think these people know what that means".

Folks is kinda strange in these parts.

Sammy's Good Eye
Mud Pi
Rhino Bucket
You're A Nation
Cleft A$$holes
Ed's Sabbatical Replacement

Just last night I ran across a phrase in a fellow TDPRIer's post in another thread that I thought would make for an interesting band name: "Schools with Pools."

In the real world, albeit some time ago, I played with some friends in a group fronted by a guy with the last name of Saenz. I thought we should call ourselves "Saenz & Wonders." He didn't go for it, though.

Bare Wire

"GID TANNER AND THE SKILLET LICKERS"

NOTE: Acutal bluegrass band name from 40's/50's.

Some Classic bands from Melbourne Australia in the 90's

The Band Who shot Liberty Valence
I Spit on your Gravy
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
The Cosmic Psychos
Mr Floppy
The Meanies
This is Serious Mum (TISM)
The Corpse Grinders

Junior Explanation

Philadelphia Jam
Two Weeks Off

Junior Explanation
Nice!

Philadelphia Jam
Two Weeks Off


Nice!
Thank you....Thank you... gotta work with what we get handed. Right Mike ?

Clitoris allsorts was the name of and old friend's punk band no wonder he didnt play many gigs

BlueGrassy Knoll (real band)

I think all band names are goofy, if you thing about it. My students are always laughing at band names from the 60's and 70's, (Humphrey and the Dumptrucks...The Loving Spoonful...) But I wonder what future generations will think of Hoobastank, or Goo Goo Dolls. I played in a short lived band after high school called Ovenjoy and the Dry Heaves, and since played in Section Wacko, and still play in J BAWB (just below average white band) Gotta go listen to some Foo Fighters...

The Skirtlifters

Dickey Do and the Don'ts

Ducks Deluxe

Ground Loop

Jive Enigma
Blunt Instruments of Desire
The Tyrds
or
Fear of Farming

Ground Loop

Yeah :lol:

Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

Abbreviations

Weird Buzz

Went to college in Western Pa in the very early 70's....a dormitory formed band called themselves The King Frog Rain and Waterhouse Brotherhood Blues Band.

I visited san Francisco in 1986 and saw a cover band called Johnny and the Potato Chips.

Tom

Nacho Mama?


Nacho Mama and the Jalapeno Screamers


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I always thought Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band was a classic

Tom Trocolei's Dog

Garlic Pitted Queen
Willfully Perverse

Two names I used back in my electronica / techno music days:

Alice Dee Tripp
Bettie Machete and the Kludge

A recent one inspired by an encounter between my dogs and a neighbor's spray-happy tomcat:

Nasty Cat and the Aggressive Canines

Slotted Roundhead Screws
Fret Heater

Nasty Cat and the Aggressive Canines
Cool!

Way Huge Swollen Pickle Noise

bill cleantone
the embalsams
the devil wears nada
ask cheeks

Our bass player came up with this one:

Jewy Lewis and the Jews

Vintage Frets

Slim Dude and da Dudettes

Fist Bumps

Huge neck theory
Witchone

Ebony Board Club

I play in a side project round my neck o the woods called Corn Stars...everyone always seems to get a kick out of it. Also played in a band called Whoa Cody (named after Bass players newly born son)

Leather Upgrade

Lung Butter

The Four Hour Erections

Drop-in Replacement

The Beat Meters

Skidmark

The Flange

Self-Noise

Rusted Poles

Rusted Poles
Curse you Mike .You beat me to it.

Marine Mammals
Curse You Mike

Curse you Mike .You beat me to it.
:smile::grin::lol::wink:

F. Hole and the Tonepots

Question For Lester

Cheap Micawber

Wichita Fretwork

Local bands around here:

Lazy Boy & The Rockers (they also call themselves the ORBS now and again-stands for Old Rotten Bastards)

The Swinging Johnsons

Nervous Turkey

Genitorturers

Impotent Sea Snakes

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Divyners

A band I was in in the 80's was called NSF-Non Sufficient Funds, what they stamped on my checks when they bounced...

Another band back in the 80's-He's Dead Jim

And of course, the Generic Blues Band...

Franc Robert

I highlighted a couple of my favorites... see ya at Heatwave, Franc? :cool:

& is there any relation between the Impotent Sea Snakes and another band called The Ominous Seapods?? I always get 'em confused :confused:

A band from NYC in the 80s that was simply fantastic was Joey Miserable and The Worms. There's some low quality youtubes of them from Nightingales in NYC... they got booked in a Portage Lakes bar in Akron OH regularly, somehow, where I used to see them. Fantastic R&B outfit w/ horns, they were funny as hell too. Ended every set with an eight second "Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms!" :grin:

A current band name I like is My Son The Bum :lol:

theres a funky, roots rock band playing around the twin cities called:

THE FRONT PORCH SWINGING LIQUOR PIGS.

imo, they could improve a little if they called it:

THE AMAZING BLIND FUNKY FRONT PORCH SWINGING LIQUOR PIGS.

but its their call...


rand z

ps. theyre pretty good... and funny, too!

Stainless Steel Saddles

The Organized Free-form jazz quartet

Harry and the Potters
Draco and the Malfoys
The Whomping Willows

^ You forgot about Hermione and the Grangers =)

--Calypso-And-So
--Jesus Chrysler
--The Fertilized Deviled Eggs
--Death By Overdoin’ It Just A Bit
--Shemp’s Fallen ’Do
--Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers
--The Mel Bay Experience
--Yankee Doodied
--Ape Stank
--MC Klem and Tha Tracta-Pull Gangstas
--The Stiletto Pump Huffers
--Uncle Martha
--The Echoes The Echoes The Echoes
--Oooh, You A Lie
--Goat Attack!
--Prison Wedding
--Chocolate Pudding Pompadour
--I Smell Regret
--Drac'la Teef
--Ye Olde Asshat
--Chewy Caramel Center
--Truckstop Jockstrap
--Refried Beings
--Stepfather Figure
--Codpièce de Résistance

Very nice JT!

New Squeals

That had me giggling. There's no way I could keep a straight face if there was a band playing in the parking called Pink Lemonade. There's just no saving grace with a name like that. Your Daddy must have been proud. Pink Lemonade. I just can't stop giggling.



I was in a band called "Pink Lemonade" when I was 14. Awful name, awful music.

had a couple he used to freak me out with way back in the old days...

Johnny Nostril and The Countryside Nose Pickers

&

Pontius Pilate and The Nail Drivin' Five

Man; that last one used to make me gasp... :lol:
I was raised Southern Baptist by a father who was a 'Lay Preacher... I'd look around to see if anybody heard such a blaspheme uttered!

Bands I was in:

Adolph Duck and the Blue Collar Liberation Front
Les Vincent and the Tree Toads
Ice Weasels

Band names I suggested that were unjustly rejected:

Disgusting Vermin
Tall Rats
Lynn Englund and the Guantanamo Boys
Twelve Angry Dentists
Jazz Dorks
Chickenhead
The Delaney Flushboys
The Wife-Beatin' Daddies

steven

Band names I suggested that were unjustly rejected:

Disgusting Vermin
Tall Rats
Lynn Englund and the Guantanamo Boys
Twelve Angry Dentists
Jazz Dorks
Chickenhead
The Delaney Flushboys
The Wife-Beatin' Daddies


dude you got mad skills :grin:

dude you got mad skills
beach bob and the dunkers

Dallas had Menstrual Gravy. And of course Free Beer.

"GID TANNER AND THE SKILLET LICKERS"

NOTE: Acutal bluegrass band name from 40's/50's.

One of the greatest early recording artists, featuring the great guitar picker Riley Puckett.

Also:
"Lavay Smith and Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers"

Note: Actual modern-day San Francisco hot jazz band (great photos of them, too)

(I was told a "skillet licker" is old slang for someone who's too lazy to eat off a plate 'cause he'd have to wash it.)

in college me and a gal wanted to start a band called "special ed and the retards" lol it never reached fruition but we tried

My bluegrass band opened for Special Ed and the Short Bus!

Uncle Spot Amp

The Robot Surf Ninjas From Hell On Fire.

Satanic Soccor Mums.

Glow Monkey Allstars

You Hang Up; No, You Hang Up.

Neighbors Fireplaces

Vaginal Pressure.

Bar-B-Q Sammich

Suspect eBay Auction

Priceless! :lol::lol::lol:

That made my day! :wink:

JD

Jerky Track

Talent Lever Alert
Best Dog

Horsebaby

Rod Access

--Calypso-And-So
--Jesus Chrysler
--The Fertilized Deviled Eggs
--Death By Overdoin’ It Just A Bit
--Shemp’s Fallen ’Do
--Pontius Pilate and the Nail Drivers
--The Mel Bay Experience
--Yankee Doodied
--Ape Stank
--MC Klem and Tha Tracta-Pull Gangstas
--The Stiletto Pump Huffers
--Uncle Martha
--The Echoes The Echoes The Echoes
--Oooh, You A Lie
--Goat Attack!
--Prison Wedding
--Chocolate Pudding Pompadour
--I Smell Regret
--Drac'la Teef
--Ye Olde Asshat
--Chewy Caramel Center
--Truckstop Jockstrap
--Refried Beings
--Stepfather Figure
--Codpièce de Résistance

Spit take!! Truckstop Jockstrap has redneck mullet band written all over it.

I was just about to post that! Well "Nitro Finish and Smelly Case". :grin:

How about:
Outgas
The Outgassers
Rattle Can Nitro

Rocket Racing Association
New Flying Hot Rod

Hey TGFMike are you ready for another round :razz:

Two Accidents

Morbo and the Puny Humans

Before we settled on 'TheTwangrenades' I did think of using 'Big John & The Cant-Hardly Playboys' ...........

Hey TGFMike are you ready for another round
Sure!

Original Vintage
Dumbest Tattoo
Maple Neck
Too Bright
Graphite Saddles
Texas Special Pickup
Top Tone Wood
Need Advice

Hunting Tale
Chirp Sound

Stationary Bike Stuntmen

Dadgum
Pix
The Benefits

Control Plate
Organ Forum
High Plate Voltage
Thinnest Finish
Psycho Parents

The Craven Moorhead Band

The ReCaptcha security applet is a great tool for generating all kinds of wacky word combos. A couple that might work:

110 Sandbars
Scandalous Outlets
Tardier Gen
Escher Trapped

The Revolting Cocks
The Nixon Pupils

State Of Rebuild

Ray Alert
Wetsand

Chuck Smith and the Agricultural Misfortunes

Tom Swift and his Electric Grandmother

Moses Eats Cheese

I like "Attilla the nun" and similar wordgames....it should be a surprize

I've alway's wanted a band named "Claes against class" (pronounced the same)....don't know if that's funny in the US, but it is in europe with basicly 50% communists and our history of RAF (bader-meinhof)

Blackguard Tone
Word Association
Torn On Compressors <-- my new favorite
New Filter Cap

Student band I saw long ago...

The Funking Barstewards.

Stationary Bike Stuntmen

Now THATS funny!

My cousin wanted to start a white snake cover band called brown snake flush.

Original Gray Cables
Redneck Jazz Pickup Combo
Crossfader
Dead Rat

I was briefly in a band called "T*ts and Bacon." Short, memorable, and two of my favorite things.

some of my previous bands
The good the bad and the welshman
the coloured settee band.(we were a blues 3 piece)
:rolleyes:

Recliner Madness

Just read Nixon's memoirs ...

how about "The Nattering Nabobs?"

And this was briefly a real band name (not mine) in Dayton back in the 80s -

"Men Without Jobs"

Massive Power Supply

StinkBoot

"Bad news" was a great name ...

"tinnitus" is a great name for a punk or heavy metal group

"free beer" gets my vote

Stacked

The Difference

Poo-Flinging Primates

Greenie and Brownie
Brass Screws
Split Coil Humbucker
Solo Looper

I came up with this one at the Colorado Rockies first home playoff game.

The High-Fivin' Strangers

I love the name Fat Fred and The Broken Chairs, I think they're from California.

Nocaster

Body Blueprint
Double Ebony
Bound Maple