Funny Band Names

Manatee Matinee Jacket

Open Other End

Abacus Fingers

How about a band made up of mathematical magicians...

Abacus-cadabra!


I really need to stop supplying back stories with these band names.

How about a band made up of mathematical magicians...

That'd be Dream Theatre wouldn't it?

Johann Sebastian Woof

Say Hi To Mike

Devon Eleven

Gibson No Onions

Coolest Headstone

Guitar Maintenance and Repair

I is what you am be

ale li pona

What's in the Bag?

Chukkas Everyone!

Teleholic Football League

The Mobius Strippers

Ebay Store Search

Lola and The Devils

Sticky Note Fiasco

3M and the Post-Its

External HD Problems

3D HD 36DD

Super Champ Live

Cousin Carl and The Relatives

Billy Joe Ebola and the Mac Children Nuggits

The Hairy Galoots

Made Myself A Pie

Turbed and Mayed

Witched and Wildered

My Favorite Cheese

Late To The Party

Wells Lakeside Cottage

Clown and Gorilla

Stink Eye Tongue Twist

Down By Eight

Boombox Music Teachers

One of the best ever: Punk Sinatra!

Canned Kidney Beans

Nasty Canasta and the Dirty Glasses

Jumbo Jombo Jimbo

Blue Bread Mold

Safari Laxative

Pancake Letdown

Eyeglasses Online

Awesome Jack and the Pancake Flippas

My highschool band used to be called WRA, because it sounded hardcore. That was until we realized it stood for 'Women's rights association', or 'Wildlife rescue Association' or all kinds of non-hardcore names, that were equally funny.

Any Two Guitarists

dnaB emaN sdrawkcaB yzarC

Children of the Love Machine

Some 80's tribute bands:

Sponge Maiden
Muskets 'n' Roses
Blind Puma
Muttley Crow
Ex Gulf-Stream
Bon Jovial

Concrete Sandwich

Howling Success and The Collies

Vegetarian Children

Marmite Maladie
Snake & Oil
Raiders of the Lost Bark
The Thameswomen
Feisty and the Little'uns
Rental Glory
Bars of Karaoke
Ma Cassidy and the Cornflakes Kid
Debilitated in a Blue Dress
Nodding Noggins

The Cowering Dogs
The Caged Fan Club
The Simple Seeds
Warning Label
Granpappy's Spit Can

South Central

North Mental

West Dental

The Bum Chums...a Village People tribute band

I freakin adore this thread...
This is my share to the madness....

The Thing
Big Bang Washers
Super Girls
Wonder Lollipop
Happy People
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Home Security and The Surveillance Systems

The Midlife Chryslers
The Cornish Game Hens Chorus
Def Neighbors

My favorite real band name: Sons of the Never Wrong

Home Security and The Surveillance Systems

<wrong thread>
<no lie>
I was in a covers band back in the 80's called Under Surveillance, and now there's a Rhode Island covers band by the same name. Wierd.
</no lie>
</wrong thread>

Shovel This Down

Drainpipes and Swill
Default Sewer
Slicers of Bread
Toast, Toaster & the Rack
The Icelandic Inquisition

Gaseous Emulsion

Tupac Expoy

What? No Gravy?

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East Rental
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Goldilocks and the O.C.D.

Failed Marriage

Rodney's Dangerous Field

The Chunderboys

Women at Play

Costners Best Movie

Shovel Ready and the Projects

Scratches, Nicks and Dings

Grease Finger and the Fisheyes

Vowel of silence.

A Neverending Stream of Subatomic Particles that Condense into a Cloud that Expands and Contracts in Direct Proportion to the Rate of Indifference between Black Pandas on Heat, or So I'm Told.

The Antbotherers
Dogsbody, Henchman & Serf
The Muppets of Whitehall
Ecclesiastically Mundane

Minority Government

Clarinet and Carrot

Poor Land of Oz
Julia and the Outback Chicks
The Diselection Blues Band

Glowing Green Monkeys

Political Desert
Durian Smell

Vandalism Stinks

A Neverending Stream of Subatomic Particles that Condense into a Cloud that Expands and Contracts in Direct Proportion to the Rate of Indifference between Black Pandas on Heat, or So I'm Told.

In that case, I vote for So I'm Told. Much shorter! :grin:

Smart Feller and the Shifts of Wit

hey, two three-vowel-nicks posting after eachother... :grin:

Two Three-Vowel Nicks and Nora

Nora's Anoraks

Stiff Strings

Here on Hudson Bay, where twice a day the tide exposes broad stretches of sand and gravel, there's a local band called...

The Sea Flats

The Ridiculous Puns

Long Term Relationships

Jiggery Pokery

Rhoda and the Mary Tyler Moores.

The Merry Popoffs

Official Unofficial Anything Goes Band and Maintenance Crew

I've seen a Penetration Station gig in real life

Away from real life- I might start an Eric Burdon tribute group called No Better than Animals.

It was so long ago that I forgot!

Must have been 1973-4 I toured with the Wallydug Cornkisters. I played kazoo and mimed on a harmonium!

The Earth Shattering Ka-Booms!

El Kabongo Y Las Tres Baterías

A Shίter Paid the Whale

12,000 Liars

How about a band called Monica's Dress, you could sell miniture dresses with dry mayo on them. A gold mine in the works

I was in a band called Purple Dragon Sprinkles. We got it from a random band name generator online... We went by PDS though. Then we would tell the audience that our name was other things like "Put Down the Spoon" or "Poor Dirty Scroungers"

Green Acres Kazoo and Harmonium Quintet

Bisquick Bath

Chuck Taylor and the High Tops

Deciduous Endorsement

Shirtless Aging Timline

A Hiker Ate the Kale
A Biker Read the Mail
A Shader White of Ale


Props to Hoodsie, that one was gold.

Hoodsie Gold

My band was gonna be called Will Knott and the one twos
Also liked Speccy Sue and the Distance Lenses.

Billy Butts and the Butt Smooching Butt Smoochers

Oven Exhaust Routing

Dental Care Facilitators
Sheepishly Bovine
The Frogs & Hopper
Rama feat. Lama & Ding-Dong
Out of the Frying Pan onto the Pyre
Greasy Spoon and the Ladles
Bacon Sarnie Overkill
Dünderheäd

Any Two Guitarists

don't know if it was mentioned before, but Levay Smith and the Red Hot Skillet Lickers can swing like no one else

A Different Engine

Cousin Itt and the Hairdressers

Hedgerow Wilson and the Incubators

Shipping Nightmares

Withdrawal Symptoms

Alfred E and the No Worries

Pluto and the KBOs

Harmonica Jones and the Double Reeds

Jimmy Parks and the Recreation Department

Toony Lunes

Justin Case.

Max Volume and the Overdrives

I briefly sang for a hair band called TOA - Tadpoles on Acid

Herr Band and the Barettes

shag, shag en de vloeitjes (Dutch)
More or less translate as rolling tobacco, rolling tobacco and papers

Bicycle Joe and the Spokes

The Paper Clippers

The Shellshocked Churchills

Cathleen Turner Overdrive....
The Hugh Boughmont Experience...(the father on "Leave It to Beaver")
Pimpadelic Shatner...
Ginger?, or Maryanne?....

I was in a country/fusion band called Dagg-Nabit...

Great question for epic thread.....:lol:

The Professor with Ginger and Marianne

The Musical Frogs and Janet
Llama Predicament
Ginger, Mary, an' the Band of Freds
Culver City Conundrellas

Scotland Windfarm

........"I played in a "once in a while in the basement" honky tonk band called The Mediocridge Boys"........:mrgreen:

LOL!!! I wish I had thought of that one!!!! Classic!!!!

Have'nt seen "Asprin Damage".... or "Free Beer"

My wife says she saw a band in the paper called
" The PC Corrected Panzy-Ass Liberal Deuches" I love that one these days..
Pat Has-Beenitar.....The Self-Righteous Brothers.... The Resivoire Tips.....Jim No-Morrison...

Back when Hans Blix was the United Nations nuclear weapons inspector to Iraq, there was a band in Fort Worth Called "Ignorance Is Blix"

Post-Count Apocalypse

The Other Horsemen

Whiskey Jones and the Hoarsemen

Jumping Joe Flush

Memory Card

Rebote People

Wild Grown Melons

In search of: Food

Magical Vending Machine

My Daddy Taught Me Good

Homemade Spacecraft
Backing Up

My personal favorite... The Busted Rubber Band

Bolton Notlob and the Madam I'm Adams

Ok here it goes, I haven't read the whole thread so I'm sure some of these have been posted already. And yes I know most of these are pretty heartless and cruel but I got sloshed with an upright player one night after our weekly duo gig and we were on a roll...

Three Good Looking Guys - (it was a 4 piece band I played with about 8 years ago)
Magic Johnson and the Cure
Ronald Regan and the Forgetmenots
Patrick Swayze and the Black Pancrease
Michael J. Fox and the Standstills

.....Strawberry Alarm Clock (if it hasn't been mentioned previously)

Interesting Disclaimer

I don't have time to read through 23 pages to see if this one is listed already,

Johnny Vomit and the Dry Heaves.

And I have to mention my band's name

Bones Don't Float

Listed Already

Two Digital Cameras

There once was a band in Spokane named "Shoberigu."
Japanese slang for "excellent."

Pounding Wood
The Clintons

The Way We Are Made
The Sexually Frightened
The Too Much Informed
Test Tube Wannabes
Gung-Ho Cloners

Void Where Prohibited

The album cover would be in the same vein as "Who's Next" but with some police beat-downs.

Also, in the vein of "Free Beer" I think a band called "Open" would be cool.

Imagine the sign on the bar:

Friday and Saturday: Open

There Once Was A Band From Spokane

Darby O'Gill and the Limericks

Spineless Whine Tasters
Quintessential Quintet
Morbid Torpedo
Gutless Sponge
The Serenading Grenades
Portably Corpulent
Insatiably Spacial
Charging Marge and The Cards
Foamer Piles and the Bumpy Rumps
Moon Crater Pataters
4 Barrel Ben and the Carburaters
Smash,Crash and Susan
Crusty Squeez and his Simple Pimples
Potable Squaters

Sammy Scram and the Hot Footers
Callous Malice
Stumbling Moe and the Blunderland Band
Spliced Cable
Monkey Toe and the Tree Trotters
The Syphilis Pistol
The Wanted at your Wake Band
Sugar and her Frosted Flakes
Case by Case Basis
The God Rod

Green Beans and Cheese
The Beef and Bean Vegaterians
Indigent Twins
Backwards Golf is Flog
3 Holes to Paradise
Similar Symptoms
Invisible Ink and the Secret Formulas
Whitey Crest and his Breaking Waves
The Bangin' Hang Tenner's
Rusty Muffler and the Shade Tree Mechanics
Candidly Rancid
Phineas Pharm and the Pill Poppin' Momma's
Cloudless Rain Storm

Shoeless Pete and his Wobbly Cobblers
Spanky McWrist Twister and the Incorrigibles
Sargeant Wanker and the Carpel Tunnel Team
Misread Diagnosis
Mystical Margeret and her X-ray Flies
Sand Blasted Plastic
Un-fortunate Fornicater
The Wistful Misfits
Bunny and Hare
Gracefully Wasted

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Square and the Rooters

Case Reupholstery

Broken Flanger

Butt Scootin' Puppies

Three Guys Called Al

Three Al's called guys

Victor and the Lawn Mowers

Analog TeeVee Revival

The Dead Pixels

One For The Road

Private Payrolls

Tootsie and the Rolls

Spasmodic Spaghetti
Flouridated Fudge Stains
Crash Survivors
Pickled Peoples Feet
Fries With That
The Pathetic Telekinetics
Star Spangeled Wranglers
Tree-less Forest
Egg Eat Young
Ragged Edge and the Rim Jobs
Boiled Lobes

3 Beers Later

Home Repairs

Zero Sense

We Came to Clean the Pool

Teddy Bear Hug

Comfortable Necks

perforated duodunum
selected collections
fast food failures
the other jobs
corrugated pasta
the flaming anuses
Captain Corpussel and the Cells

I remember a band in NZ that were called the "Symbolicks"
The lead singer used to introduce the band with...Hi we are the symbollicks, I am sym and these guys are the bol....backing band..

I always loved that

Ran Over A Skunk (bluegrass band)

Fish To Avoid

Product Reviews

My dad had an irish band called Green Floyd, terrible terrible name, he reckons some English guys stole the name and changed it slightly.

My mates and me were always going to name our band the ugly bastards but we never actually got it going.

This band has the greatest band name ever (http://www.nashvillepussy.com/):

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Nashville Kitty Litter

The Clap; I can see it now...

"For one night only! Catch The Clap at (insert venue)!"

:lol::lol::lol:

Rolling Blackouts

Raving Doughnuts
Nucking Futz

Finding A Diagram

Peters Erste Mütze
http://www.myspace.com/peterserste in your language: peters first cap
velorex

I'm a proud member of the "Over the Hill-billies"

Unbearable Mick

Peter's Nightcap
Botox Detox
Decaf Addicts
Grounded Ground
Minced Minx

Earshot

Tele-Slinging Fishermen

Cup 'o Tea

O Aye, Chum!

Chum-Aye-Kah

Smell Like A Monster

The Colostomy Baggers

Tweed Case

Flibberty Gibbit and the Jive'ers
Spent Feathers and the Get Downs
The Corner Stone Bone Pile
Fastidious Pistol Poppers
Gy'normous Gyrations
Winnie the Gyn
Former Spies
Old MacDonald and his Farmhands
Collected Essays
The frowning Clowns
Thursday the 12TH
Mooning Spooners

I could make up band names all day

Poolcare Program

Some taken under consideration for my current project:
Bad sex.
Filthy Nanny.
Chemo Therapy and the sick shildren.

Nantucket Nincompoops
Non-Com Nostrils
Nudgy Noodles
No Nuns North of Norway
Nunchaku Nasi Goreng
Ninja Nookie

Obsequious Opera
Ornery Opposites
Ordinary Onset

Man Do We Stink

HO and the HUMS

Guitar Shipping

alberto y los trios paranoias

Versatile Rat and The Underappreciated

Pedantic Perusers
Perfect Poodle
The Ponces of Plenty
Paranoid Perambulators
Palsy, Parma and Puck

Unplayable
New Puppy Day

Papercut

Ate One Of These

Two Delay Pedals

Manatee Doodle

Dues in Biscuits
Will work for Strings
Cannibal Dan and his Omnivorous Eight
The Borsht Belt Playboys
Mindless Hopscotch
Juggs of Whine
Pineapple Right side Up Cake

Miasma and Ennui

Copasetic Cacophonous Cornucopia of Crud

Oh The Noise

I couldnt bring myself to read all 25 pages of this thread so pardon me if I am repeating anyone.
I saw a band in the '70s called Granny's Bathwater
I played in a band in the early '70s called Duck Butter.
Also briefly played with The Rash and Hives Grease Band

Snow Shovel

Letting Go of Vintage Guitars

Wave Of Change

Time Remaining To Enter

Cinnamon Biscuits

The Cheesy Wotsits

Streaky Bacon

Goodnight Mrs Calabash

Oh the Humanatee.

(Sorry wrong thread)

The Relic People

The Oliver Sardine Band

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