Make up a lie about the poster above you!

I saw this on another site and thought it would be cool.

Here's a little pastime, play along!

You make something up about the poster above you. It can be ridiculous , absurd, silly , just plain strange....it just can't be true!

For example, if someone, let's say Poster-John, had posted above me, I might then reply "Poster-John has been in the news several times for bungee jumping from famous skyscrapers. . . in the nude. "

Give it a go, have some fun!

This is silly...why would I waste my time posting about someone that sells blow up sheep dolls while listening to old richard simmons LP's wearing a burlap thong and pink flip -flops.
I saw it...
:mrgreen:

He plays a Gibson and hates Teles...

CDKopf collects the unwashed socks of roadies from famous bands. The aroma helps him to drift off to sleep.

Just sayin.

I hear Throttleneck has been gigging in bars so bad that they have mechanical sheep.

Dusty Dave SLEEPS with mechanical sheep!

Dusty Dave SLEEPS with mechanical sheep!

tap4154 films it!

I heard Tap can do a hell of a riverdance.













in a skirt.









and lipstick.

recently heard that superbadj was seen carrying a purse and wearing clogs...but sources say he was attending a telecaster convention for clog wearing purse carring virtuoso geniuses

Superbadj would know.

The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.

Superbadj discovered the fourth chord, but lost it down the toilet after a particularly violent case of post-curry runs.

Skrik is a quick typer.

Skrik was recently spotted with Angelina Jolly-laff playing grunge metal on a flying V!

(suposed to be Brad Pittiful, but you guys are wayyy to fast!)

Swee_tone is afraid of the dark

Nash is a rambler from Ogden.

:wink:

Maestrovert is my very best friend, and I know all there is to know about him!

PennyCentury plays golf balls the size of hail.

e-merlin is a fyookin' genius.

The poster above me is actually telling the truth about the poster above him.

good one!~

I've heard, mind you never seen- but I've heard e-merlin drives like a girl (and likes Peaveys)


Oops, sorry merlin. Woodman got in before me.

woodman was so named after an embarrassing locker room incident in junior high school.

rodeo tex has never been to a rodeo or to texas.

Sean79 is the "Maria" that Gov Mark Sanford went to meet...:rolleyes:

That's actually sean79 in the photo in his avatar.

Johnny Crash's cash ain't nothing but trash.

Tdub has an extensive B.C. Rich pointy guitar collection. :shock:

Joe-Bob has a split personality.

Joe is the bad cop.

Bob is the good cop.

It's very complicated.

Studio1087 doesn't actually play guitar. He just likes to smell them. :shock:

Hoodie McFoodie got his name from his recent stint at McDonalds! :razz:

trag-o-caster is really drag-o-caster the perpetrator of some gawdawful relic teles...

pchilson could be the poster boy for the Witness Protection Program...and his REAL name is Roger Namowitz.

(Drat! Now he has to move again!)

Buckocaster51 is so old, he farts dust!

TJNY collects those farts in a jar & ignites them at a later date.

Poppatwang aint a poppa, and chunka-chunka's, not twangs

'poppatwang' was what happened when he tried to 'bust a move'..

fltpkr is slow to type

Praisecaster and Fltpkr at my house New year's Eve:
http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2150/3318241/8504463/367963428.jpg

B Valley was getting them liquored up for a REASON!

B Valley doesn't believe in New Year's.

JPark's breath smells like cat food

jpark shot Santa Claus

(I'm laughing my arse off on this thread!)

Praisecaster framed me!

Praisecaster framed me!

...while JPark was shooting JR

Homerzeppelin's breath smells like cats!

Buckocaster51 tattooed 56 stars on an 18 year old girl's face while she slept

homerzeppelin is the reason she was sleeping. Tranquilizers!

homerzeppelin was that 18 year old girl! :shock:

MandyMarie waits to post seconds before I do

MandyMarie is the tatooed girl. Jpark is her father.

JPark always likes being the person below me. Wait....that came out wrong.

JPark, although he is Canadian, has never, not even ONCE, ended a sentence with, "Eh?"

Eh?

Mandy Marie often confuses me with JPark!

Eh?

Yegbert knows too much about mandy marie and j park

JPark, although he is Canadian, has never, not even ONCE, ended a sentence with, "Eh?"

Eh?

Hey, you're supposed to lie here! :lol:

Jpark just fell asleep on my living room floor. Shhh...I don't want to wake him.

Mandie Marie sells stolen used aluminum foil to pay for her addiction to sniffing used shoes at the Salvation Army while dressed like Hobo Kelly.

I have photos

Mandy Marie #1 is a Road Worn SB Tele and loves her Gorilla Amp

Hobo Kelly was in Southern California only
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knnz9rBtW_E

JamonHamon likes to make sweet sweet love to roadworn gorillas.

Dirty Steve likes to watch. With me.

Dirty Steve's name is very misleading, he's the cleanest guy around.

Gosh darnit Mandy Marie! :lol:

JPark just proved he likes to be below me yet again. Wait........... that came out wrong.

Mandy Marie obviously likes bein' above J Park

Hellbilly Mike picks his nose AND eats it.

Nash's first name is Graham. Yes, that one. His middle name is Cracker.

Yegbert is Nash's brother, and his middle name is Cracker too

Momma said PraiseCaster was our daddy.

Yegbert is actually his own grandfather.

JPark was the third gunman on the grassy knoll. :shock:

Jackson Jackson was the model for Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Neuman, the "What? Me worry?" Kid.

Buckocaster MADE Tiny Tim's ukelele...It was his first build

homerzeppelin got his name when he got his dirigible stuck in his zipper.

Bruce is the father of my lovechild....

simonc plays both kinds, country AND western.:lol:

Hoodie played the child lead in the Australian TV documentary series 'Skippy' (The Bush Kangaroo)

https://www.ezydvd.com.au/g/i/p/795279.jpg

In real life "Big" John is a dwarf... :shock:

And Bob played the kangaroo.

I don't even know how to tune a kangaroo... :confused:

MM's black Caddy used to be a '94 Ford Tempo - (thats true BTW).


*Oooops cross post*

In Big John's village, incest is not only legal, it is actually mandatory.

Well... no need to get cross... :neutral:

MidLife is looking to buy a house in BigJohns village.

Brendo has been known to wax his shalalee(shillelagh) in public!

BENDCASTER and I hung out together when I went to Portland on holiday ...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HwXAH87Oek8/RjdXGOcQNbI/AAAAAAAAABU/ahXeoIfSqUQ/s400/Transvestites-Waterl-full-apr07.jpg

or was it markothefish?

Bendecaster was the third dandy from the right in Adam & the Ants video for Prince Charming.

dirty steve is totally clean.

Eddie Wagner was a member an elite United States Army Special Forces unit, and was awarded a Medal of Honor for his service in the Vietnam War.
He was searching for his friend, and soon learn that he has died from cancer due to Agent Orange exposure.

He was soon spotted by the town's sheriff, Will Teasle who quickly drove him out of town.
He headed back into town immediately, to Teasle's dismay, who arrested him.
He was generally non-compliant with the officers at the station, and was beaten and harassed by a man named Art Galt which caused him to have flashbacks of his experiences during the Vietnam war- this caused him to snap.

He fought his way out of the station, stole a motorcycle, and was pursued off-road into the nearby mountains.
The deputies were eventually forced to search for him on foot, and he climbed down onto a steep cliff to elude capture.
Galt, who had spotted him from a helicopter, attempted to shoot him.
He dropped into a mass of trees, and cornered, threw a rock at the helicopter.
The helicopter pitched and Galt, the passenger, fell to his death.
Teasle, who did not see Galt's attempt to kill him, vowed to avenge his friend's death.

Teasle lead his deputies into the woods in an attempt to capture him.
The deputies were inexperienced and bickered particularly after learning over the radio about his combat experience and status as a war hero.

Eddie quickly disabled the small, disorganised team using guerrilla tactics and booby traps, severely wounding- but not killing- the deputies.
In the chaos, he isolated and confronted Teasle with a knife to the throat.
Teasle refused to give in.

Eddie was eventually cornered in a mine entrance.
The inexperienced guardsmen fire a rocket launcher at him, collapsing the mine, and assumed he was am dead.
He escaped into the tunnels of the mine with an improvised torch, and fought off rats.
He eventually found an exit, near a main road and hijacked a passing Army truck and returned to town, crashing it into a gas station, which effectively blocked the highway to anyone in pursuit.

Now armed with a machine gun, he effortlessly destroyed a surplus store and a sporting goods shop before making his way to the police station, where Teasle waited on the roof.
He, now surrounded by the police, raged about the horrors of war, and the difficulties he faced adapting to civilian life.
He wept as he recounted a particularly gruesome story about witnessing a friend's death.
He then turned himself in and was arrested.

I'd like to say this was an isolated event but actually he went on to display similar behaviour on 3 more occasions.

octatonic invented and built the Trabant Transformer ............

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Burgas_trolleybus_and_old_trabant.jpg

Lerb21 has a bruise on his ribs where the bravest girl in school actually touched him with a ten foot pole.

Homerzeppelin is a no good low life satan worshiping low life underneath our boots!
Amen!
And he kicks his dog.

Tidepoolbay doesn't really own a Tele... he just hangs out here because the rest of us are so cool.

jkingma has a patent pending on a special formulation of sawdust and has registered trademarks for seven distinct shapes of kindling.

Yogurt changed his name to Yegbert when the business went sour. Said it just wasn't part of his culture.

Paul McCartney's "Uncle Albert" song is dedicated to yegbert who's real name is Albert.

Telenator's dog is made of porcelain.

xjazzy always buys extra condoms on his sister's birthday, a portuguese national holiday

Tele Salivas is actually a small star composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. Because his mass is comparable to that of the Sun and his volume is comparable to that of the Earth, he is very dense. His faint luminosity comes from the emission of stored heat. The unusual faintness of Tele Salivas was first recognized in 1910 by Henry Norris Russell, Edward Charles Pickering and Williamina Fleming. Tele Salivas is thought to be the final evolutionary state of all players whose mass is not too high. Tele Salivas no longer undergoes fusion reactions, so he has no source of energy, nor is he supported against gravitational collapse by the heat generated by fusion. He is supported only by electron degeneracy pressure, causing him to be extremely dense. The physics of degeneracy yields a maximum mass for a nonrotating Tele Salivas, the Chandrasekhar limit—approximately 1.4 solar masses—beyond which he cannot be supported by degeneracy pressure. Over a very long time, Tele Salivas will cool to temperatures at which he will no longer be visible, and become a cold black dwarf.

Hoodie McFoodie copy and pasted that from Wikipedia

Xjazzy is actually a small star composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. Because his mass is comparable to that of the Sun and his volume is comparable to that of the Earth, he is very dense. His faint luminosity comes from the emission of stored heat. The unusual faintness of xjazzy was first recognized in 1910 by Henry Norris Russell, Edward Charles Pickering and Williamina Fleming. Xjazzy is thought to be the final evolutionary state of all players whose mass is not too high. Xjazzy no longer undergoes fusion reactions, so he has no source of energy, nor is he supported against gravitational collapse by the heat generated by fusion. He is supported only by electron degeneracy pressure, causing him to be extremely dense. The physics of degeneracy yields a maximum mass for a nonrotating xjazzy, the Chandrasekhar limit—approximately 1.4 solar masses—beyond which he cannot be supported by degeneracy pressure. Over a very long time, xjazzy will cool to temperatures at which he will no longer be visible, and become a cold black dwarf.

Hoodie has gills, and is capable of asexual reproduction. He also sucks at guitar (may or may not be a lie).

You're supposed to tell a lie... Try again. :lol:
Oh and you wear army boots.

HoodieMcfoodie has a thing for 'cold black dwarves', "not that there's anything wrong with that!"

tele salivas is only here for the women.

PixelMover's avatar is an actual picture of him. He is one of those Easter Island head statues that was zapped by some gamma radiation and came to life. He then swam to America, and lives his life working in advertisement.

JPark used to be in an early incarnation of Judas Priest. He wrote the song, "Breaking the Law" but it was originally a song about his teenage angst aimed at his father for his having to do yardwork. The original title of the song was "Raking the Lawn."

Nowadays, he often dresses up in his old Shakey's Pizza uniform and plays banjo...

That took so long to type that two people posted ahead of me. So, I changed the name to reflect that.

e-merlin makes a living nerf herding motherless goats.

Favorite Sterling's colour is red.

gave my dog AIDs.

*******!

Flashback will show you proven blueprints for raising happy, confident kids,
bringing up resilient teenagers and building strong families.

Has a weird fetish for Kangaroos watching him shave his legs.

Flashback: I Am your Father.

Thats why I abandoned you!

took my grandmother on a date and never called her back afterwards.

Homerzeppelin is secretly plotting to take over the world.

mrmorrison is an avid wolfbagger.

:lol:

(please dont take that seriously)

Flashback got his name from riding the rollercoaster of the same name so many times he actually forgot his real name.

JPark is the Star Wars Kid

JPark is Burt Reynolds hair piece beautician.

Flashback was Kaiser Bill's batman.

HoodieMcfoodie was once bribed by Gibson to set light to a telecaster on stage ,while inflating a blow up sheep ,supplied by MandyMarie and designed by BigJohn.

musicalmartin is a car seller in disguise.

musicalmartin isn't.

Redstringuitar was a Punkawallah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punkawallah) in a previous life

HoodieMcFoodie sleeps like a bat, upside down.

Redstinguitar is Chris De Burghs ferryman...

I am the walrus.

No, you're the eggman.

Goo goo ga joob!

JPark shot Cyrus! I saw it! (Warriors reference)
-Mr. N.

JPark speaks Welsh!

mr natural has big natural fun-bags.

redstringuitar bought all Airguitars from the Airguitar owners thread.
no one approved of the fact that he was paying with air-money

Alamo can't remember

remember what?
hey you're supposed to lie!
ok, you can't lie.

Alamo drinks Budweiser

Alamo wears paper ledderhosen!

Redstring guitar enjoys and even reccomends Falstaff beer ...

Surfoverb has telekinesis.

Jpark has sand in his yanyan.

Dirty Steve hosts a 'Real Houswives of New Jersey' viewing party every week.

Surfoverb now owns the inflatble male member used on the Beastie Boys' License to Ill tour

Surfoverb now owns the inflatble male member used on the Beastie Boys' License to Ill tour

I do but I popped it years ago :cry:

Surfoverb can't surf...

xjazzy hates jazz. With a passion.

JPark can't parallel park to save his life! And he jay-walks!

Frontier9 loves Hot Pockets. Can't wait for the Hot Pocket flavored Hot Pocket.

xjazzy hates jazz. With a passion.

Threadjack: I once saw a headline in Esquire: "Face it. Jazz Sucks"

I totally disagree, but that made me laugh.

Also, JPark has an extra digit.

telZilla is eating brocules.

this is hilarious

lsdtele doesn't play and own a tele.

he loathes it! he doesn't even have lsd for tele songs.

dalandan Really plays the broom.

I heard Tidepoolbay loves to sniff his dirty underwear.

Andy Summers has all the classic characteristics of a serial killer, except for the murdering part.

Ben Harmless is anything but.

e-merlin is very handsome. And he just pooped his pants. Oh, I'm sorry . . . her pants.

After all the low-down things Farfel has said about Leo, why should we believe anything he says?

ChiknPikn lied aobut Farfel lying

Jiimy Jam...........nah too easy. :-)

adifferentbreed was once a promising child actor whose career, unfortunately, never made it past the awkward pimply stage.

adifferentbreed was once a promising child actor whose career, unfortunately, never made it past the awkward pimply stage.

kelnet really isn't a Friend of Leo's.

kelnet really isn't a Friend of Leo's.

Either is Lerb21

JimmyJam actually like peanut butter

Buckocaster51 is an ex-con, that’s served time for asking people to pet his monkey. He had no monkey.

Praisecaster has implanted a GPS/mind control chip in every polar bear on the planet, and he's about to unleash them on someone. But who?

boris bubbanov is really a nice guy, incredibly handsome, and can play a guitar better than anyone, past present or future.

PraiseCaster is a C.H. Spurgeon devotee*


*this may well prove to be true :wink:

Maestrovert cant play guitar, is ugly, and not very nice............

(spurgeon? Eh, so-so......)

PraiseCaster regularly hosts parties where everyone dresses as Goths and dance to the music of East Indian Industrial Shoegazer bands. For snacks he serves various species of insects, grilled, baked and deep fried.

Paul in Colorado actually believes that monkey-butlers exist.

JimmyJam will only appear live in a kitten costume.

Numeric was once in The national Enquirer incompromising photos with Janet Reno AND Bea Arther,,,,there was a rubbr chicken invovled.

Maestrovert cant play guitar, is ugly, and not very nice............


hey now, you're s'posed to tell fibs.....:wink:

hey now, you're s'posed to tell fibs.....:wink:

ok:

maestrovert was the gopher in all the caddyshack movies

Praisecaster claims that he has superpowers and has saved earth many times from Omegatron.

JimmyJam has a wife named NellyJelly

Fret Wilkes is ignoring chet

Frontier9 can't count pass 12.

xjazzy thinks a Telecaster is a fly-fisherman who uses TVs as bait.

^Still jazzy^.

Roli has a shrine dedicated to Lucille Ball. Incense and bon bons adorn it.

Roli is hungry, not of Hungary.

Roli can't play 12 bar blues...

He passes out drunk after the second or third one...

Cheers,
Doug

Roli has Skully's photos under the pickguard of all of his guitars!

JimmyJam plays with a sweaty sock over his headstock, to hide the fact that it's an Encore.

Roli has a shrine dedicated to Lucille Ball. Incense and bon bons adorn it.That's a bad thing?

That's a bad thing?
No, not a bad thing. Just a lie about the previous poster.

Frontier9 likes to use peanut butter to lure neighborhood pets to his happy places.

Frontier9 bakes cookies that look like poo.

Frontier9 makes poo that looks like cookies

Fret Wilkes sued NBC because he said Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was in fact his love child from his affair with chet.

PraiseCaster married a bearded lady and travels with a circus troupe selling meat on a stick.

The guy above me just farted.

The guy above me just farted.

So kick him out the bed.

had relations with the same hooker the shamwow guy did!

Flashback was in fact the ugly redheaded step child that was kept in the basement during family reunions.

PC likes to relax around the house clad in only assless chaps.

Mudshark was the one who cut the ass out of the chaps

homerzeppelin knows that all chaps are assless.

e-merlin shared the same bed with Micheal Jackson growing up.

"he chops down trees, wears high heels, suspenders and a bra"

The guy above me just farted.
I'm flatulent like that.

hollowman gained experience pleasing the Tibetan army before moving to Chatsworth to earn a meek living.

JimmyJam..........has pretend business phone calls on his cell phone to impress people.....he doesn't even have service......

adifferentbreed is the banjo-playing kid in "Deliverence"
He didn't get the part he wanted coz he couldn't do pig noises.

redstringguitar dreams of becoming chet 2.0

frontier9 has no knees.

Kelent puts fender decals on all of his First Act guitars.

adifferentbreed only works in music with his band of chihuahuas, all of which he bread by himself...

first, dunk them in eggs, then roll them in bread crumbs...

Backalleyblues is really the legendary Florida Skunk Ape.

Jerolin is hiding a large stash of super fuel that gives most vehicles 200mpg+, but if you ask he'll deny it.

JPark is the source of that super fuel, they capture his emissions-Jake (from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials) will gladly sell YOU the secret...

Backalleyblues is actually a captured alien from the Roswell incident, now working for the CIA to gather information on Telecaster players the world over. You've been warned.

HoodieMcFoodie doesn't have a large collection of foil hats

http://www.gaijinside.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/vlcsnap-107457.png

I just saw JPark run naked past my office Window. I'm on the 12th floor.

Dirty Steve maintains all copyrights to his Cajun Blackened Skunk Stink Gland Stew, even though his fiance, who is also his mother and half-sister, is furious that he has shared an unwritten (because they cant write) family recipe with all the Yankee's, and is threatening to take his son/half-brother/uncle/cousin away, and move in with his grandfather/brother-in-law/second cousin/godfather.

PraiseCaster has too much time on his hands.

Roli is ungry for peanutts.

In 1373, xjazzy made an alliance with Big John, which is the longest-standing alliance in the world.

HoodieMcFoodie's family invented the recipe for deep fried Mars bar.

Big John puts Jonas Brothers stickers on his guitars.

gitarzan is jealous that Big John has a large collection of Jonas Brothers stickers

JPark is NOT smarter than a 5th grader.

octatonic is actually septatonic...

I am Pegasus, my name means horse.

Hoodie is just the rear part.

Hoodie is just the rear part.

...you gotta start somewhere. :wink:

Guitarzan's got a girl named Jane with no last name
Kinda homely and plain but he loves her just the same
Cuz she kindles a flame and it drives him insane
When he hears her sing, she really does her thing.

Hoodie McFoodie drew in the pants on his avatar

HoodieMcFoodie got coodies! And he wears Spock Ears to bed!!!

And yes, while I'm an alien (I told my wife to take that left turn at Albuquerque-she wouldn't listen) there is no way I'd ever work for the CIA- that's a LIE!!!! LIE!!! LIE!!!!!

BTW, telecasters are perfect antennas for teleporting-you trekkies call it "transporting"

Oh and Fret Wilkes-we KNOW you're not a deadhead... :mrgreen:

Oh and Fret Wilkes-we KNOW you're not a deadhead... :mrgreen:

Backalleyblues wrote a blues tune using the melody to "Surry with The Fringe On Top"

Fret Wilkes says sheep lie...

Fret Wilkes says sheep lie...

Think "Ethel Merman":

"There's no music like Dans Music..."

..

Charlie Bernstein is an accomplished public speaker.

HoodieMcFoodie doesn't like to post a lot in internet forums.

Kelnet's mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.

BritishBluesBoy is a fraud ... he is not British, he doesn't like the blues, and is in fact, NOT a boy

Slickster is well... let's say 80 grit sandpaper slides easier than he does... :lol:

Backallyblues' secret fantasy is to play an accordion!

Buckocaster51 painted his avatar guitars with Krylon......

refin thinks the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".

fltpkr has naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine hanging in his den.

fltpkr is the love child of Billy Mays and Rosie O'Donnell.

Farfel only drinks Hershey's chocolate milk...

No one has ever seen Buckocaster51 and Romeo Rose together... coincidence? I think not.

Farfel has a mullet and wears MC Hammer pants.

Like this:

http://shs.starkville.k12.ms.us/~rr1/images/mullet.jpg

and this:

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2007/09/22/86954_1.jpg

BritishBluesBoy sings and dances along to ABBA records when he's home alone.

TG knows the words to all of those ABBA songs BBB sings...

TG knows the words to all of those ABBA songs BBB sings...

But Buckocaster has a collection of photographs of himself in full ABBA costume. No, not dressed as Bjorn... Agnetha is his fave!

:wink:

BBB took those photos - check out his website.

Sean79 has an inordinate fear of the the flying monkeys from Oz...and fire, but he can dance like no other.

Fret Wilkes has been known to devour an entire wildebeast by dislocating his lower jaw.

JimmyJam is an accomplished pastry chef who studied in Paris and Milan and his 'Crusty cobblers' are the talk of ol' London town

Big John stands six foot six and weights two-forty-five...