Make up a lie about the poster above you!

FB lies like a rug, a braided area rug. He does not lie like a carpet however because carpets are bigger than area rugs.

Esaaal prefers areas to zones, districts or territories.

JS has divided his body into three districts, North, South and Central. Currently there is a dispute as to whether his arms are in the North or the Central district.

tmike was refused service at Roll N' Rye recently:

counter guy: What'll ya have?

Mike: Baloney.

counter guy: No need for rudeness buddy now what'll it
be?

Mike: Baloney.

counter guy: Out, now.

JS continually forgets that he can't get a Happy Meal at Wendys, nor super size a $5 footlong at Subway. He usually leaves mumbling something about how the Jack-in-the-Box clown use to be more helpful.

tutm's online geneology search shows everyone is related to the Jack-In-The-Box clown.

In Jackstraw's case, even without the makeup, his resemblance to the clown is uncanny.

Because of clown shoes fitting his feet perfectly. Chezdeluxe won several gold medals and has set several world records at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics in swimming.
Hence his nickname "Frogboy".

The 2016 Olympics will be unusual in that there will be a new event - potato throwing. Naturally, Spudcaster will be nominated as Team USA captain for his potato casting skills but he will actually decline the offer because everyone will find out he actually throws like a girl.

SPUDCASTER is only a prototype, once he is fully developed he will be renamed Spudnik and launched into space

Edit: pause, hmmm, let me process this interloper from the woods

... aha, after a little digging i find Leo's true interest in SPUD, potato based vodka

http://s6.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/0B919C91.jpg

Fuzzster will be famous, in a coupla weeks

nrand had his 15 minutes the day before yesterday from 4:00 to 4:15 pm.

Jack's retirement cottage has a little wooden, ie. cross section of a tree limb, sign saying 'Dunbeanstalking'

i had no reason to be but i was perturbed

i often get my Jack's confused, i didn't even know he climbed

Fuzzbender is experiencing 15 minutes of fame right now, but he has to give it back to his mate after he's finished watching it.

http://clzimages.com/movie/large/38/38_50879_0_Scandal15MinutesOfFame.jpg

Leopold can name at least one band and a playwright fostered in the forested place

Leo once cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with a herring

fuzzbender (Hollowman) likes to stroll through the black forest of clacton (Kansas City), for medicinal purposes.

Boblets knows that Fuzzbender actually told the truth about Leopold in Lie No. 23013, and as such Boblets will instruct Fuzzbender to bring Leopold a huge bar of Toblerone by way of an apology.

{PS. That Dennis Potter, he's Unbelievable!}

Leopoled isn't satisfied with tone now he wants Toblerone

FB has had some shady dealings with Big Tone, a quality used car salesman from Weeley.
He says he can supply an Escort for any occasion, but you will have to bring your own Fiesta or two.

Leopold was brought up before the Dean once, usually they only have a birch, but this one had a whole forest

fuzzb is an expert at making pipe cleaner animals.

Dr Mike is an expert at making animals clean pipes.

RSG taught Ellen Degeneres how to dance.

Simon c once visited the Land of a Thousand Dances. He was in trouble after trying dance number 637, the Scottish Sword Dance, as he forgot to wear safety footwear and now he cannot perform dance number 792, the Twinkle Toes Twirl.

The fact that Leopold63 can pick things up with his toes while wearing safety boots indicates he has no sole.

RSG's sole mate is a flounder

nrand is a premature schnapper hooker.

Boblets uses the Clapper to turn on his computer.

Esssaaaaaaallllll once tried to turn on his computer by talking dirty to it. The computer wasn't having any of it though, and played hard to get. There was no electricity flowing that night, I can tell you.

Leopold63 is listed in Guiness as the world's youngest curmudgeon.

JS was discovered to be South Jersey's oldest whippersnapper.

Luckily E caught the feedback loop after only 3 a's.

T-Mike used to think that "feedback" was the nervous puke before a gig.

Esaaal is currently holding auditions for a GG Allin tribute band, but is not having much response to his advertisement. Maybe a Drifters tribute act would be less messy.

Leo showed up for E's GG Allin tribute band auditions wearing a pre soiled diaper. After he auditioned, E told him he would have hired him if his guitar playing hadn't been messier than his diaper.

Leo showed up for E's GG Allin tribute band auditions wearing a pre soiled diaper. After he auditioned, E told him he would have hired him if his guitar playing hadn't been messier than his diaper.

Leopold didn't LOL at gtrman's post!

Leopold63 may not have LOL, but the rest of us sure did.:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Spudcaster told me he was looking for a used Russian Big Muff. When i asked him to describe the difference in sound he replied "They go Fwap Fwap Fwap! just like any other Big Muff."

Homerzeppelin stuffs his face with moonpies before every gig. <burp>

Hiker is a marriage celebrant - so you may say that once he's married you - you've gone hitch - hiking.

simon has been waiting 3 months, 1 week and 2 days to be the last poster before the phantom page turn.

<no lie>Looks like he'll have to wait a while longer.</no lie>

mike is also a member of the http://phantomphorum.com/

Simonc was totally disappointed when he foud out that Phantom of the Opera was about opera and not about a masked superhero with headquarters underneath the Grand Ole Opry in Nashville.

While tutm is neither masked nor super, he does spend 3 weeks every January in his headquarters beneath the Grand Ole Opry.

Tmike recorded a music video with Chris Gantry, in the alley behind the Ryman Auditorium. Ralph Emery was beside himself!

PC lists her superhero power wish to be twang.

Simon was in a bar chatting up a beautiful girl. She was impressed with his claim that he had a big twanger that he was proud of, and she wanted to go back to his place to see it. "you can have a play with my twanger" says Simon, and she got very excited!
Imagine her disappointment later at Simon's place when he whipped out his Danelectro 59. "get a load of my twanger!"
"I was hoping you were going to show me your baritone Tele!" Says the girl.

Leopold wants the Thames to be renamed the Leo Grande.

Funny how the same thing happened to Leopold63 on a big roadtrip to Derbyshire.

Back at the room he realized he had forgotten to pack his Tele. All he could do is whip out his ukelele.

He can still to this day remember the womans outbreak of laughter as she exclaims "who are you gonna please with that thing". Embarrased, all he could say was "me"!

Okay Boblets, it takes me a while to type this crap.

Spudcaster tells people he's from Whitebird, Idaho, when in fact he's from Whitebread, Ontario.

While on vacation in Canada, Hoodie arranged to meet Spud at a local diner for lunch. While there, Hoodie committed a major faux paux by ordering a pastrami... on rye.

Major Andre Phillipe FauxPaux was gtr's commanding officer in the Foreign Legion.

JS thought the Foreign Legion was a little too adventurous, so he signed up for the Neighborhood Legion.

TGFM and his band have been banned from performing at all American Legion halls for refusing to play Proud Mary. Bluehairs still approach him on the street and give him the finger.

Spuds is notorius for asking Blue Haired women for dates. Since the word spread Blue Hair Dye has dropped 30% in sales.

Tutm has dyed his hair many colours over the years. Currently he is trying his best to emulate Wee Willie Harris by dying his hair pink.

leopold, world famous OB/GYN, is currently holding seminars where he provides extensive training in his renowned Leopold's Maneuver.

mrboson takes his tea with a bit of sugar and condensed matter.

After 7 hours of questioning JackStraw no longer resembles the man police are seeking.

...while Chez gladly admits to crimes he didn't commit.


He just can't turn down those 3 free squares and roof over his head.

Githead used to say 'yes' to everything until one day he was asked if he would please stop saying 'yes' - he hasn't been the same since.

Nrand cannot stand "Yes" men, he prefers the company of snowmen.

When asked by nrand if he had heard of the Abonomiable Snowman Leo said not yeti.
20 minutes later Leo stopped laughing and realized nrand was gone.

Mentally, tutm has been gone since 1994.

tgfm sees a clinician once a month for a neurological rinse, to keep his thoughts clean.

T-Mike refuses to go, despite no end of persuasion from those he has driven insane over the years with endless talk about Telecasters, and stories he tells about all his special friends on a strange website he hangs out on where fellow Telecaster mentalists also drive their loved ones and friends insane.

:twisted:

Damn these long posts! Boblets has now made me cry. :sad:

'63 is crying.

TGFM is now confused because 62 and 64 were laughing.



Yeah, that Boblets character is pretty stealth like. Probably a trained ninja.

Spudcaster was all right, for a while, he could smile for a while, then Roy Orbison sang 'that' song - the year was 1964
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brand's favourite Roy song is Ride Away (on my camel).

Boblets' favourite Shadows song is "The Bandit".

Every time he puts his Suzuki into gear he dreams of being Hank Marvin for a day.

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chezdeluxe should know that real men want to be Jet Harris!

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^^^^^^
What! Real men want to be dead!

Ethical's party piece is "Jet Black" in Ab

Chez is the spitting image of Jet Black from The Stranglers.

On a visit to the Forest of Dean chlorophyll factory, Leopold accidentally fell into one of the vats. Upon leaving, he wasn't seen for 3 days.

fuzzbender's hair turns brown and falls out in November.

After a bizarre accident at the concrete works JackStraw paved the way

Fuzz went to an Iron Works factory to get tips on running of the Smelt for his upcoming visit to Minnesota.

http://www.minnesota-vacation.com/minnesota-vacation-tips/lake-superior-smelt-run.htm

tutm left his bacon out for 3 days and then it smelt.

Mike and Mrs. Mike can't wait for their Spring Vacation.

They're off to the village of Lewiston, located on the lower portion of the Niagara River in Western New York State,to celebrate an annual two day smelt festival. The festival typically takes place the first weekend in May. Highlights of the festival include free samples of battered deep fried smelt, musical entertainment, chowder, and beer. The Niagara River Anglers prepare 300 pounds of smelt on Friday and the Silo Restaurant and Water Street Landing deep fries 200 pounds of smelt on Saturday.

Area Lewiston restaurants will offer their own culinary variations of smelt over the weekend. Participating restaurants can be identified by decorative fish flags outside their doors.

The slogan of the annual Smelt festival is: "Lewiston never Smelt this good."

Mike hopes no one will remember his agonizing gaffe when he visited the festival for the first time in 1987 and asked for ketchup with his order of smelt. Mrs. Mike was heard to comment later that she wished the earth had opened and swallowed her, such was the level of her embarrassment.

Chezdeluxe declares excitement is all abound as he is headlining this years Smelt Festival with his new group "Salmon Dave".

Sounds fishy to me, but Chez is excited.

Spudcaster can't stop singing the lyrics to his favourite Bauhaus song....

"Take a fish
And a potato
Hold the fish
And the potato
In your hand
In your hand

Put the potato
In the fish
Make it digest it
Smash it up
Smash it up

Smash it up
Smash it up

This is how you make fishcakes
This is how one makes fishcakes
Smash it up
Poke it up

Fishcakes
Fishcakes
Fishcakes
Fishcakes

Put it down the fish
Put it down the fish
Throw it against the wall
Stamp on the fish

Fishcakes
Fishcakes
Fishcakes
Fishcakes

Throw it on the wall
Smash it on the wall
Throw it on the wall
Smash it on the wall

Fishcakes
Fishcakes"

Leopold took a fish head, out to see a movie. Didn't have to pay to get it in.

Esaaaaaaaal's head isn't roly poly, but it is good for making erasers, so the word is on the street.

Word on the street is Leo's head is roly polyester.

GTman's Leisure Suit collection lacks the 1976 Salmon Colored Polyester model from J.C Penny's Disco Threads Line. He's constantly checking E-Bay in hopes of replacing the one he dropped a hot ash on and melted while waiting to try out for Denny Terrio's Dance Fever in 78'.

When Tutm tilts his head back, candy shoots out of his neck.

Esaaal goes under the stage name of Pez Faaarka.

Chez's band is called Chezburger Deluxe. Their fans come to their shows and throw friez at each other.

gtrman always orders 56 fries to augment his burger - something to do with a 1 and 7/8 nut.

Boblets always tells the counter help at Hungry Jack's "I can haz cheeseburger!"

PC spends every other Friday night as a Ceiling Cat at Hungry Jack's. The tips are pretty good, although she gets a headache from the blood rushing to her head.

Mike has released his first hit single. It's a remake of The Cure classic, updated for the young hip crowd of today. The song? "LOL Cats" of course. :wink:

Hoodster is working on a new recipe for catfish burgers,

nrand is working on a new recipe for catfish

http://www.google.co.uk/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.thosefunnypictures.com/resize.php?file=pictures/7092/Funny_Pictures_7092.jpg&sa=X&ei=x6pcT7i1FcSP0AXIrt25DQ&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFfvS3kmjDTgrMU2coU9ZHGOZX1iQ

He's calling it Claws and it loves Burghers.

redstring has more than one to his cello bow belle

http://taintedink.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/catgut.jpg

fb is the mastermind behind the whole Happy Cat thing.
http://www.whydocatspurr.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/why-do-cats-purr-happycat.jpg

When The Good Feline mike is feeling good, he might say, Havana Brown? Only he's not talkin cigars

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Havana_Brown.jpg

Cats were boring to Fuzz until he found Miss Molly:

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I've been on the phone to TUTM in Houston for an hour and a half. He keeps telling me about terriers and trees and other Houston stuff. Can someone please tell a lie about OIL and the rights of glass blowers.

Chez has ordered more oil for future broken waters and reckons the smell of his own singed eyebrows entitles him to ask for a longer tube.

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chez once auditioned for Midnight Oil but was no good at greasing palms.

(rsg, shouldn't you be at work, or having your breakfast, or something and leaving the whoppers to the antipodeans?

Boblets steals RSG's lunch money every day.

JS steals his neighbors newspaper and blames it on Australians.

tutm has discovered that Southern New Jersey is in Australia.

Dr Mike soon tired of his new jersey and gave it to a stray Leah.

http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/35milano_display_image1.jpg

RSG has booths set up around Wales to pick up strays.

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There are always stray dogs following TUTM whenever he walks through Central Houston.
Mrs TUTM has told him time and time again not to wear that meat dress, but he's just gaga for it!

Stray Dogs is the name of '63s Gniws group.

Dr Mike realised the world had gone PC mad when he was invited to sit in with Stray Round Lotto, the house band at the local Rifle Club for the Blind.

RSG was madder than a blind man at a silent movie when TGFM wouldn't let him sit in on his brand new set of bagpipes due to the low ceiling and the fact that he sounds like he's strangling a cat.

Strangling a Cat is what Spuds calls his best Kung Fu move.

TUTM can walk the rice paper without tearing it.

'63 is tired of lying and is only going to post to the Funny Band Name thread for the next two weeks.

TGF has not told a lie since 1963

nrand is in thrall to The Great Fibster

fuzzbender is in thrall to The Great Pumpkin

Hoodie, the great barrier riff

fuzzbender, geologist to the rich and famous

Hoodie, mortgage advisor to subspan dwellers.

redstring, astrologer to the terrestrial

fuzzbender, quantum mechanic to the down at heel

Hoodie, Podiatrist to the footloose and fancy free.

Tutm, Cardiologist to the broken hearted

Esaaal, doppelgänger for identical twins

Red has a twin. They aren't identical though. His twin has black knobs while his knobs are red.

Githead, shoe salesman to the downtrodden.

Esaaal, personal trainer to Mr Adidas

redstring, Welsh dresser to the hip

FZBNDR, arborist to the Knights who say "NEE"!

Esaaal, proctologist to the bitter end.

Esaaal, the keeper of vowels

... and mobaar, his trusty sidekick, the vowel taker

fuzzy, cunning lingerer to the big muff

Instead of counting sheep to fall asleep, rsg counts the members of the Cleaver family. Ward, June, Wally, Beaver, Uncle Meat, Ward, June, Wally, Beaver, Uncle Meat....

JS is never far away from his favorite meat cleaver.

This sometimes gives him trouble entering sporting events.

Git Head's favorite cleaver was June.

And he bears a striking resemblance to Eddie Haskel.

Spud has an impressive cleavage, many are confused but ultimately fascinated and compelled to stare at his ample charms.

Like all good forest dwellers, Leo prefers leavage. Much as he loves a nice canopy, you'll usually find him scouring the forest floor for nuts

Leo found Fuzz when he was scouring the forest floor.

GH likes to grow bamboo in his yard. He'll sit amoungst the bamboo stalks in his black and white clothes, happily munching on some of the most tender shoots.

When Esaaal cooks a Chineses meal he always loks for the "Dolphin Friendly" sign on the tin of bamboo shoots.

Big Bamboo is Chez's favorite album.

chezluckybux won a lifetime supply of Rice-A-Roni (the San Francisco treat) when he was a contestant on Monty Hall's "Let's Make A Deal". He's sick of it and sends it all to GitHead.

JS is lobbying the State of New Jersey to have a ring of sausage and a six pack of beer declared the "The South Jersey Treat".

Esaaal is lobbying the State of Pennsylvania to declare him the "Ring of Sausage."

mobaar is one a short of an Esaaal.

To be authentic he actually squirted and lit lighter fluid around himself while singing Ring of Fire. Everyone was disappointed that it wasn't a Hendrix tribute.

tutm was Don Ho's ukulele tech back in the day.

When T-Mike immolated his Banjitar (Hendrix style) people cheered, but not for the reasons he thought.

Esaaal prefers a baaaanjo tuned AAAA

Fuzzbender has a tenor banjo. Usually ten or twelve notes off.

spud makes a chili so hot that doctors use it to burn off warts.

simonc smokes Benson and Hedges because only the best will do.

Boblets smokes on the water

Fuzzbender : astrologist to the stars.

simonc : lobotomist to the frontalists.

Boblets : Cornerman to the Inner Circle

Chezdeluxe, moral compass for the emotionally lost

Hoodie, deepsea snorkeler

fuzzbender, a.k.a. The Klaxon from Clacton

Hoodie, the Tamworth Tamperer

whatsisname, the Last Fuzzbender...

Hoodie, the return of the Mc

fuzzbender moonlights as the Helter Skelter operator on Clacton Pier.

Hoodie decided to go green but mistakenly purchased lunar panels instead of solar.

JackStraw used to be a werewolf, but he's alright na-ooooooooooooooowwwwwww

Hoodie was the boy who cried 'Wherewolf'?

And wolfman Jack replied 'Here wolf'

Fuzzbender: The only male "Charlie's Angel".

Esaaal, friend of the aardvark

fb has read every post in the 'Please comment on this thread without reading any of it!' thread.

TGFM has befriended everyone on Facebook.

When not posting lies, Esaaal relaxes by following Richard Simmon's Tweets on diet and exercise.

Erraaatum:

Slight correction to the 2 above:

i) that'd be faaacebook

and

ii) refers to tweetyoutweetme (it's a 2 way tweet)

F'bender's tweets usually attract finches, chickadees and sparrows.

E's tweets are chocwat covered.

tgf's last tweet was 'i tort i taw a puddy cat'

Leo's buddy fuzzbender makes money off the mentally ill.

Since the Doc is only allowed to visit parental controlled sites at work, his lies will all be based on Looney Tune Characters during the day.

Fuzz and the new guy are one and the same so they can make me a late poster.

TUTM : The Voice of Marvin the Martian.

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Chez owns Acme products. His business plan forecasts increased revenues from Road Runner syndication.

Telleutelleme tunes his ukelele to ACME.

gtrman bugs bunnies

fuzzbender is a secret bunny stroker!


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Ethical is an Easter Bunny impostor.

GH was about to make up a lie using Warner Bros cartoon characters and then he got distracted thinking about the Easter Bunny.

T-Mike is going to entertain all his neighbours this year by parading up and down his street dressed as the easter bunny, singing Mariah Carey songs and handing out free bottles of diet Coke, Mentos and safety glasses.
No one can quite work out why he's doing that, including Mike himself.

tgfm has just realised that he can get more mileage out of his strings by splicing the broken ones.

Boblets people roam through his backyard in search of Easter eggs.

He just neglects to tell them that they placed there last year.

Spud loves Easter eggs...and the vast array of farts they produce especially when combine with a fair quantity of beer.

He knows he'll get laughs at the local pub when he does his Elmer Fudd imitation, "Well thats all folks!" After which he squeezes out one more.

GitHead is technically proficient in Looney Tunes, a maestro of Merrie Melodies and fooly competent in Silly Symphonies, he is only mystified by why the phone never rings

fuzz bender only plays on the clean channel.

Boblets is more a Felix the Cat type of guy.

Fuzzbender? Fritz The Cat!

HMockFoodie is more pommes frites

sometimes, daffy mock duck a l'orange

fuzzbender stole the apostrophe of Kirk Lorange.

Hoodie is curious Oranj

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he smokes Stuyvesants

Fuzz is overly curious and with the news of the release of Lizzie Borden's lawyers papers, he is heading to Fall River Mass. to see if he can finally prove his belief she gave her mother 32 whacks rather than the 30 reported.

tutm always gives his dog a bone after playing nick, nack, paddywack.

Tute is attempting to ascertain whether Lizzie Borden used a Tele, Strat or Ibanez.

RSG is now convinced that Lizzie used the Gene Simmons model.

Spud has borrowed tutm's brain paralysis generator and rendered me unable to make up a lie.

Doc solved his problem by having a pillow fight with his grandkids. His brain is now totally loose again.

TUTM is mamaging a group of singers called The Pointless Sisters.

Penny thought The Pointer Sisters were bitches.

rsg has treed many a Racoon.

JackStraw doesn't sweat, he glistens.

DJ's tooth sparkles when he smiles.

TUTM loves to talk about vacuum flasks on other threads more than he likes to tell lies

LP63 takes his tea to work in a Klein bottle.

1dC mostly has work breaks from her tea time

Fuzzbender will insist on only drinking the finest genuine civet coffee, and then dunking his digestives in it.... the heathen!

Pogol's, Pogle's, whatever Wood is a true story based on Leo's life

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Fuzzy will feature heavily in next week's episode of "Snog, Marry, Avoid".

<<No Lie: That Pogle's Wood brings back a lot of memories! /No Lie>>

Leo will feature heavily in Ray Mears' how to survive when you're tossed out of the woods and relocated to a council housing estate

Leo has unknowingly not signed out of his account so his pink haired vision of loveliness could write anything she likes about fuzzbender or Leo but as she is in a good mood she wont! ;) .... no lie!!!

Nice to meet you Pinkie.

Just a shame that Pink and forest green must never be seen

fuzz has all 84 of Pink's albums.

Mike still wears his N'sync t shirt.

adkima00 joined TDPRI after being released from Menudo for facial hair violations.

Tutm accidentally joined TDPRI after originally searching for Texas Dental Practice Regulatory Institute.

Leopold thinks tone wood is what you get when you wake up in the morning.

SimonC was thinking of an old Ian Dury song, that starts "I come awake... wif a gift for Womankind..." (while Davey Payne is smashing Charley Charles)

PC still has fond memories of Choo-Choo Charlie.

tgfm parts his hair laterally from ear to ear, but the funny thing is it does not look cool.

Bob took casual Fridays to another level today - showing up for work in his pyjamas.

SimonC works from home - he has a large collection of pajamas

nrand loves his teddy camel

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For Fuzzster, the roles are reversed - always sends his camel to bed

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Nrand is pitching his idea " pimp my camel " to several tv stations.

simonc is still looking for that long cool woman in a black dress.


TUTM is mamaging a group of singers called The Pointless Sisters.

<no lie> I can't believe all you liars let this one go through to the keeper. </no lie>

Whenever Hoodie see a woman in a black dress he exclaims "mama-ging" in dulcet tones.

simonc is still looking for that long cool woman in a black dress.




<no lie> I can't believe all you liars let this one go through to the keeper. </no lie>

<< no lie> I saw it and wondered if it was intentional:lol:.< no lie>>

Boblets returns unreturnable bottles as a public service.

Jackstraw posts his recyclable bottles to South Australia, so he can claim the .05c refund.

simon is on a crusade to save the environment, so he drinks only tap water and draft beer, saving the world from hundreds of water and beer bottles.

<< no lie> I saw it and wondered if it was intentional:lol:.< no lie>>

<no lie> saw it but thought it might have been a neighbourly
typo </no lie>

Dr Mike has beer on tap at home... all of 'em.

His deodorant has a fight on it's hands.

redstring exists in flexi time, not the beer 'n'ale

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4791916980208876&id=3ac6043078405dfab6bd05e493149920&index=newexp&url=http%3a%2f%2ffarm1.staticflickr.com%2f146%2f42 2520977_055eee8cf3_z.jpg%3fzz%3d1

fuzzbender's forbearers invented meat on a stick.

JS's four bearers couldn't.

RSG always gets confused between the stories of the Three Bears and The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

He believes the coming of end of the world will be indicated by inferior porridge, uncomfortable beds and chairs the wrong size for his posterior.

When Chez sells his Telecaster in favour of a Bond Electraglide, we all know it's the end of the world.

Leopold is ready for the end of the world. His mouldy bunker is stocked with three months supply of weevily flour, a case of Cutty Sark, 2 bic lighters and a 5 gallon bucket

Hollowman, aka 'Dr Doomsday Davros' tried to sell his idea for the Reality Bomb to the US Govt, but they thought he was nuts. He sold it to the Daleks instead and the rest as they say is history.

Nrand has posters of Amy Pond on his bedroom ceiling

Leo IS Amy Pond.

AdKima00 is a new soap made for the treatment of life threatening cases of acne.

It is also good for killing pond scum.

GitHead is a misnomer

Fuzzbender is not a metaphor

Nrand's brain was a box of whirring cogs when he made up that last lie.

Leopold thinks like a tree

fuzzbender volunteers as an Ent on weekends.

Jack is well known to the Ents, as JackStraw the Hacksaw